/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14092578]

Why are most people so unimaginative about food?

I was receiving a friend at home and shes vegetarian. I wasnt prepared for that so I make pic related, which is just bread topped with cheese, tomato sauce, whatever I had at the fridge and baked at the oven. Pretty Basic stuff, but It blew her mind. She said to me that she never thought about using bread as a base for a quick pizza thing and would be doing it for now on.
That got me thinking why are people uncapable of doing simple stuff so on their own

[Anonymous No.14092634]

>>14092578
Did you fuck the shit out of her?

[Anonymous No.14092646]

>>14092578
she must be rich. bread pizza is pretty standard poor people food.

[Anonymous No.14092655]

>>14092646
I've found that most rich people are pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.14092657]

>>14092578
Did you slap dick to her mouth?

[Anonymous No.14092666]

>>14092578
The NPC meme is actually real anon

[Anonymous No.14092679]

>>14092634
>>14092657
Yeah, but thats besides the point.

[Anonymous No.14092694]

>>14092666
Thats what Im thinking. I just feel thats Impossible people cant put 2 and 2 together, and not only that, get impressed by trivial shit.

[Anonymous No.14092695]

>>14092679
Well done and thanks for documenting the most important part

[Anonymous No.14092696]

>>14092578
he quite plainly said he was receiving

[Anonymous No.14092699]

>>14092578
Why did you take a picture of your food? Do you think it looked good? If it was pretty basic stuff, then what is the thought here? Are you insecure and wanted to be acknowledged on an anonymous forum about cooking? Are you actually proud of this pizza bread thinking you came up with something cool and new but downplay it because you think you’re hot shit? OP, your Image, your demeanor, the way you write and the whole atmosphere of this thread you created screams „FAGGOT“ at me. It reeks of dicks, cum and tranny. I don’t think there was a girl involved, OP, there probably wasn’t even any food. Just you, OP, with a fat cock deeply embedded in your asshole. OP you are truly a faggot.

[Anonymous No.14092700]

>>14092578
that sounds pretty good anon, though I would personally add some SPAM to really take it off. And as far as normies go yeah, I mean an artist can look at a blank canvas and see a masterpiece, I think you've honestly got that same gift but with food

[Anonymous No.14092742]

>>14092699
No you fucking idiot, I took the picture because she said she was impressed by It and inspired me to make this post. Thats exactly what Im asking, why some people are so uncreative and get blown out by a fucking pizza bread.

[Anonymous No.14092747]

>>14092700
She was vegetarian, the bacon ones i did to myself

[Anonymous No.14092761]

>>14092699
This is her sleeping at my couch while I watch MadMen, fag

[Anonymous No.14092780]

My gfs mind was blown when i made her homemade hummus and eggs

She talks about it to this day

KiSS
Keep
It
Simple
Stupid

[Anonymous No.14092779]

>>14092742
So youre an asshole on top of trying to humble brag?

[Anonymous No.14092786]

>>14092761
absolutely based and chadpilled

[Anonymous No.14092798]

>>14092634
No im gay

[Anonymous No.14092799]

>>14092780
>>14092742
I remember the first time my dad told me that "stupid" phrase, and to this day it will still apply to even the most bullshit of instances like this one.
My fiance grew up with a lazy set of parents so yeah the concept of using what you have in your fridge sometimes blows his mind much like OP's fuck buddy. For whatever reason cooking skills/basic common sense is a dying thing.

[Anonymous No.14092803]

>>14092578
In her defence you copied bread pizza and thus were not acting creatively.

[Anonymous No.14092813]

You did one little trick and now you think everyone around you is retarded

[Anonymous No.14092818]

>>14092779
Never said I wasnt an asshole

[Anonymous No.14092820]

>>14092799
op doesn't have a fuck buddy or he'd be fucking or not posting stupid threads about food he took a picture of

[Anonymous No.14092823]

>>14092761
Wo ist ihr Kopftuch, du Schwuchtel?

[Anonymous No.14092824]

>>14092820
>>14092761
>>14092679
But he literally fucked her kek

[Anonymous No.14092826]

When I want to low effort as possible with a diner date I make pasta with gorgonzola sauce and serve It with bruscheta and white wine. You can literally do all of It in 15 minutes and women still gets impressed everytime.
I blame feminism. Theyre all useless now.

[Anonymous No.14092883]

>>14092799
Btw im a man as well and also gay, not sure if that matters

[Anonymous No.14092977]

OP puts jarred tomato sauce and cheese slices on hot dog buns and thinks he is the next Jacques Pépin.

[Anonymous No.14093059]

>>14092578
>be autistic
>not able to notice someone just being nice to me
>this praise is not logical
>guess ill post my confusion online
I wouldn't worry about it anon, maybe just focus on programing or statistical mathematics.

[Anonymous No.14093132]

>>14092826
Come to think of it I never knew a woman that was any outstanding at cooking. They all are only serviceable at most. Even my mom can only do basics and when she tries a recipe its usually those crap posted on Facebook pages.

[Anonymous No.14093139]

>>14092578
This>>14092666

[Anonymous No.14093161]

>>14092578
Your post reeks of insecurity.

[Anonymous No.14093214]

>>14092578
We can't give your blogpost likes on this website, fren. Maybe try posting it to facebook or something.

[Anonymous No.14093475]

>>14092699
I have to agree with this, OP is clearly impressed by melting cheese on bread, so much he had to take a pic and show off to anonymous people with this humble brag, his insedurity shines through by putting a non timestamp pic of some chick he found on the internet, passing it off as some thot he is pretending to bang.

[Anonymous No.14093887]

>>14092761
>mad men

well now we know you definitely didn't fuck her, fag

[Anonymous No.14093915]

>>14092578
>I was receiving a friend at home
what the fuck does this mean?

[Anonymous No.14093922]

>>14092761
This is why I don't sleep with men, they do shit like this.

[Anonymous No.14093924]

>>14093915
The Internet has dictionaries on it my dude. Give them a go.

[Anonymous No.14093938]

>>14093922
This. I don't sleep with men either but mostly because I'm not a faggot.

[Anonymous No.14093990]

>>14092761
Based, she's kinda ugly but mad men is great, rewatching season 1 right now

[Anonymous No.14094330]

>>14093132
>his grandma isn’t the best cook he knows

[Anonymous No.14094333]

>>14092578
>receiving a friend

Fuck off my board, Euro trash

[Anonymous No.14094365]

>>14093924
A dictionary won't explain your odd usage of that word.

[Anonymous No.14094372]

>>14093938
I'm not a faggot but mostly because I'm woman

[Anonymous No.14094378]

>>14094333
OH. it's some euro trash stinky asshole. No wonder he took a picture of a girl sleeping and posted it here. He's probably inept as fuck.

[Anonymous No.14094478]

>>14094378
>roastie seethe

[Anonymous No.14094514]

>>14094372
fag

[Anonymous No.14094614]

>>14094365
>only OP speaks English
Incorrect. Oh sorry... uh You. Are. Wrong.

[Anonymous No.14094635]

>>14092634
Sort of, she pegged me after she ate my recipe.

[Anonymous No.14094983]

>>14094372
Lol fucking roastie wont ever even have a guy do a basic bread pizza for you

[Anonymous No.14095002]

>>14094372
I miss the times when women would be scorn at this forum

[Anonymous No.14095024]

>>14092578
She never thought about putting cheese on some toast? Is this bitch tarded?

[Anonymous No.14095247]

>>14092578
>receiving a friend

Fuck off my board, Euro trash

And fuck mods and jannies. Do it for free faggots.

[Anonymous No.14095285]

>>14095024
she probably made a grilled cheese, but never expanded on it or altered in a way because they just never needed to be creative about it