/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14090371]

It's time for dinner son

[Anonymous No.14090376]

>>14090371
I want to see a box of kraft mac & cheese made beside a box of kraft dinner and see if there are any differences.

[Anonymous No.14090549]

>>14090371
mom said Tyrone is my dad now

[Anonymous No.14090774]

ManlyTears buying the first half serving box of Kraft mac & cheese.jpg

[Anonymous No.14090778]

>>14090371
My father made my sister and I plenty of Kraft as kids and we both liked it just fine

[Anonymous No.14090799]

can't go wrong with KD

[Anonymous No.14090859]

>>14090371
for those that don't know...
canadian thrash metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbF6uS_zTNA

[Anonymous No.14090872]

>>14090376
Well, the ladder is a full meal, where as the former is a side

[Anonymous No.14090893]

>>14090371
Add that to some Salibury Steak, Family Size for a proper meal.

[Anonymous No.14090900]

>>14090371
Don't forget to share with the wifey.

[Anonymous No.14090908]

>>14090900
She said I have to eat mine in the cuck shed.

[Anonymous No.14090963]

>>14090371
Velveeta shells and cheese shits all over your gay smiley pasta with tasteless powder

[Anonymous No.14090983]

>>14090963
>Velveeta

[Anonymous No.14090988]

>>14090371
i like Annie's shells and white cheddar the best. I'm pretty sure it's mostly nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.14090992]

my dad said i have to go to his room to eat


there arent tables there

[Anonymous No.14091005]

>>14090893
FUUUUUCK YEA

[Anonymous No.14091014]

>>14090983
Velveeta has the texture and taste of plastic. It's so disgusting. At least get >>14090988 white cheddar. That's the patrician's mac

[Anonymous No.14091021]

I have these, would it be a bad idea to add potatoes to them?

[Anonymous No.14091033]

>>14090371
I'm sure that this is still the only thing my father knows how to "cook". Always kino when me and my brothers heard dad was making dinner though. It was either this, mcdonalds, taco bell, or pizza on the way. Love you dad.

[Anonymous No.14091109]

>>14090371
only in America....

[Anonymous No.14091114]

>>14090371
>you have to eat ALL the mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.14091115]

>>14090376
Literally just read the nutritional info the Kraft USA and Kraft Canada websites, there's already some difference

[Anonymous No.14091119]

>>14091005
I can deal with that on a friday night with a bottle of vodka.

[Anonymous No.14091122]

>>14091109
Damn straight!

[Anonymous No.14091124]

>>14091021
I'd say sausages and peas, maybe tuna and peas.

[Anonymous No.14091127]

feed me ddy

[Anonymous No.14091132]

>>14091127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBDSkJCOxfQ
The Clash/Mikey Dread - Bank Robber/Rockers Galore

[Anonymous No.14091147]

>>14091124
peas can fuck off

[Anonymous No.14091148]

>>14091115
Burger mac and cheese is superior. I say this as a leaf.

[Anonymous No.14091150]

>>14091147
Give peas a chance, beotch!
What is you racist?

[Anonymous No.14091157]

>>14091119
Yea, you'll need that vodka for when the family comes over for those family sized dishes

[Anonymous No.14091159]

>>14091150
>beotch
You're allowed to curse on this site.
I don't care for peas as I've already tried them.

[Anonymous No.14091162]

>>14091157
I know, but then you just have chill out and be yourself then get the hell out as fast as possible. Show yourself then get out of those places, it is what it is.
I never liked being in "occasions."

[Anonymous No.14091168]

>>14091159
By not liking peas you might not like what they'll do to you. It's best to have them on your side, while owning them.

[Anonymous No.14091183]

>>14091162
I see you're not familiar with their commercials.
The packages were too big so customers complain about them while they're shopping and then the On Cor guy comes in and says he's family and he'll come over and everyone in the store comes over to help eat all the food.

I don't know about you but I'd want some vodka if that really happened.

[Anonymous No.14091187]

>>14090893
>chicken
>pork
I pity poor people

[Anonymous No.14091188]

>>14091168
You're extremely unfunny.

[Anonymous No.14091201]

>>14091168
what do you mean by this statement?

[Anonymous No.14091202]

>>14091188
You don't deserve Hitler dubs, also your reaction images are poor.

[Anonymous No.14091208]

>>14091005
I spent a month being fat as fuck and eating 2 of these meals a day. At least.
>Ribs
Slam that bad boi on some bread with a pickle and slaw. Eat all 6 in no time.
>Salsbuurry
Can go the sammich route. Or be a bawse and boil some egg noodles, and smother those mothers with the grizavy.
>Lasaga
gingerly squiznert some old bay, and hot sawse on these.lil mugs and you set to jet.
>Turkey Slices
I aint no hater, but just stay away from these.
>Chicken Parm
Damn these mf's are good af. pardon my french. Another egg noodle delight. Or toast some breads and get your sammy on.
>Mac and Cheese
Probably one of the finest mac's I've had since I came to Murrica. Just smother it with. Like a piece of the old hat my guy.
>Penne w/meat balls
Combo up in this bitch. Blend this with some of that parm and you in the bldg.
I've yet to try the other flavors. they do not have them here. Can somone please lmk how thos jammies taste. thx

[Anonymous No.14091211]

>>14091109
>Canadians purchase 1.7 million of the 7 million boxes sold globally each week

We even write songs about it

[Anonymous No.14091217]

>>14091202
>reaction images
>doesn't know about based vlc poster
Go back to /tv/ circa 2007

[Anonymous No.14091220]

>>14091217
Get with the times old man, it's all about soyjack/wojack images now

[Anonymous No.14091223]

>>14090774
Lol

[Anonymous No.14091227]

>>14091021
The best thing to add to mac and cheese is beef stew

[Anonymous No.14091236]

>>14091227
Tuna and peas works for something that's just not hoity toit. Anyone and a cat can do hoity toit stuff but in the end who cares, it's about what you want to do if you're paying for it and making it.
Fuck em.

[Anonymous No.14091238]

>>14091211
>Kanada Dinner
this is what passes for "dinner" in kanada

[Anonymous No.14091253]

>>14091236
>Tuna
That's hoity toity as fuck you tutti frutti faggot. Cut up hot dogs are "not hoity toity". Even hamburger helper is less hoity toity than your hipster tuna. Well la di da mister french with your fancy seafood!

[Anonymous No.14091254]

>>14091220
>getting into shitty image board trends
you sound like you can't think for yourself

[Anonymous No.14091256]

>>14091238
That's kandaia to you fowl fucks!

[Anonymous No.14091259]

>>14091227
That sounds fucking terrible.

>>14091236
I only have tuna salad and that's for my sammiches.
I'm gonna cook up some chicken and veggies to put in it.

[Anonymous No.14091263]

>>14091253
If you want to get high class pour a can of beanie weenies in your mac & cheese and stop being a finiky eater!

[Anonymous No.14091267]

>>14091259
>sounds
exactly
you're exactly wrong
but i suppose you'll never know

[Anonymous No.14091269]

>>14091259
Dont forget the celery, fuck all I'm almost out of that and have to go to a grocery store with assholes wearing masks. It's like fuck off!

[Anonymous No.14091279]

Sauteed mushrooms go great in macaronic and cheese. Also, grilled onions. Even better, both.

[Anonymous No.14091280]

>>14091267
I'm mostly concerned about the two different sauces mixing
Do you have any pics of this? I want to make sure it's not food gore.

>>14091269
I used to love going to the grocery store but now it sucks ass

[Anonymous No.14091284]

>>14091279
Fuck yea, that's a great idea.

[Anonymous No.14091297]

>>14091280
>concerned
that's exactly what makes it so great
a good beefy roux from a thick beef stew actually mixes perfectly with bechamel (which is what mac+cheese cheese sauce is)

[Anonymous No.14091306]

>>14091280
i don't have pics, but i've eaten this several different ways already, and each time it was more orgasmic than the previous
how good it tastes will depend on how good the stew is
even the "worst" stew was still okay, which was dinty moore beef stew
it's no different from the "beefy mac" things they sell in a tin at the store
except if you make it yourself from scratch it's infinitely better
the best one was with beef bourguignon of my own making

[Anonymous No.14091347]

>>14091280
Horseradish, mustard, and cocktail sauce is good. Most people are too wimpy to deal with that but it works really good.

[Anonymous No.14091352]

>>14091306
I thought beefy mac was just goulash?
I've had those before and they don't have any cheese taste to them which is why I'm suspicious.

[Anonymous No.14091360]

>>14090778
Post sister

[Anonymous No.14091362]

>>14091352
I think it's the same base but the spices are different. What do I know?

[Anonymous No.14091368]

>>14091360
Keep dreaming.

[Anonymous No.14091370]

>>14091352
I've never heard of a goulash with cheese or milk in it...

[Anonymous No.14091385]

>>14091370
We have that too in the USA, we throw some chili and some cheese on some fritos and call it a meal. Try it out sometime before calling us out, you might just like it.

[Anonymous No.14091396]

>>14091352
the taste changes dramatically enough that you might think it's neither roux nor bechamel. the taste is different enough from both that it is its own flavor profile. a really good one at that
one time i made it using beef stew from the storied manny's deli, which is one of the best beef stews i've ever eaten
i was literally staggering around my kitchen when i first tried the result

[Anonymous No.14091405]

>>14091396
>"flavor profile"
Shut the fuck up.
What more buzzwords do you have?

[Anonymous No.14091408]

>>14091396
Only a fucking faggot uses the term "flavor profile"

[Anonymous No.14091423]

>>14091405
>>14091408
it just means 'range of flavors'

[Anonymous No.14091436]

>>14091423
No, it means bullshit faggotry from some idiot with a marketing degree and a focus group.

[Anonymous No.14091636]

>>14091370
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. the other anon in >>14091306 is trying to say that to make beefy mac, you would just add beef stew to mac n cheese.. but that sounds wrong as fuck.

>>14091362
>What do I know?
I mean, I know that I have had mac n cheese and I've had beefy mac and they are very different in taste.

>>14091396
>i was literally staggering around my kitchen when i first tried the result
Now I'm definitely not going to listen to you. Let me guess, you're a ck alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.14091664]

>>14090371

Darkness imprisoning me, all that I see, macaroni and cheese.

[Anonymous No.14091665]

>>14091636
by "literally" i meant figuratively
i thought that's what this word means now?
>>14091636
i honestly think that particular hormel beefy mac is actually mac and cheese with that fake ass gravy they use in their salisbury steak and some ground beef and that's it
my point is that even just this changes the taste enough that it becomes its own thing, not just mac and cheese with hot dogs thrown in

[Anonymous No.14091856]

>>14091208
what the fuck did you just say

[Anonymous No.14091871]

>>14091665
This came out really good so its fine

[Anonymous No.14091879]

>>14091871
why are you eating mac and cheese over the age of 10

[Anonymous No.14091882]

>>14091879
Because I'm not an elitist cunt who thinks certain things are only for kids

[Anonymous No.14091890]

>>14091208
You just reminded me of this hole in the wall restaurant near me that is run by a legit Italian immigrant who makes amazing baked chicken parmesan spaghetti. Ohh no. I'm going to have to have some now

[Anonymous No.14091918]

>>14090376
don't do this, it makes mustard gas

[Anonymous No.14091924]

>>14090893
I love reading the ingredients on shit like this. Its always along the lines of mechanically prolapsed pig rectums and artificially reclaimed chicken scar tissue.

[Anonymous No.14092926]

>>14091924
>mechanically prolapsed pig rectums and artificially reclaimed chicken scar tissue.

[Anonymous No.14092938]

>>14090859
Pretty dece

[Anonymous No.14093018]

>>14091924
In high school a chemistry teacher used to make us look through and know what was in "Entenmann's" shit. It gives one a second glance on things.

[Anonymous No.14093026]

>>14093018
I never had to do that in school but sometimes I look at ingredients anyway for fun.

[Anonymous No.14093027]

There's more stuff in something like this Entenmann's shit than anyone in their right mind would shake a stick at.

[Anonymous No.14093030]

>>14093026
It's in fun and horror. Lovecraftian.

[Anonymous No.14093043]

>>14093026
You should, go through the list and at least do search engine on each ingredient. That's the thing that most big ass corporations,not all, but most don't want you to know about.

[Anonymous No.14093048]

>>14093043
I'm not really worried about the stuff I eat or if I'm gonna die early.

[Anonymous No.14093112]

>>14091882
the manchild was triggered easily that day

[Anonymous No.14093387]

do white american fathers enjoy breakfast food a lot

[Anonymous No.14093472]

>>14093387
We all like wheates and toast just to piss you brownies off, just so can make a mention of it on your pathetic blogs. Guess what nation you're in? Nothing that you've built.

[Anonymous No.14093482]

>>14093387
Are trying to make an indirect point against white people? You failed brownie, get over your pathetic self if you even had one in the first place.

[Anonymous No.14093532]

>>14093482
>>14093472
jesus christ. this is all it takes to upset you. very fragile. no wonder asians are taking over your country.
Regardless im trying to see how the Ron Swanson stereotype holds up. i didnt realize it would make you shit your pants and cry

[Anonymous No.14093541]

>>14093472
>>14093482
Like blacks on twitter, whites on 4chan are aggressive, scared, and angsty. like animals backed into a corner. no scope for respectfully parsing information about their culture from dialogue over the internet.
the hallmark of retardation is getting needlessly upset over things like this

[Anonymous No.14093543]

>>14093532
I never said that I was upset, you said that. Maybe you should wear your government masks around some more and think before posting.

[Anonymous No.14093546]

>>14093541
hahaha
>bitch uses twitter
That's the end of discussion right there.

[Anonymous No.14093550]

>>14090371
Is this what gays call "daddy"?

[Anonymous No.14093552]

>>14093543
>>14093546
cringe CRINGE

[Anonymous No.14093557]

>>14090371
he's so little

[Anonymous No.14093561]

>>14093482
This post embodies 4chan virginity

[Anonymous No.14093584]

>>14093546
You don't have to use twitter to know what the posts are like on there.