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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>meanwhile, in prehistoric /ck/

>> No.14088940

time make stone soup, wish luck

>> No.14088957

>>14088856
>be faggot
>cook meat
why do gay grugs eat cooked meat?

>> No.14088965
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14088965

OOOGA UNGA!
ANGRY SKYLORD DESTROY CAVE TALKING PAINTING! HE DO IT WITHOUT PAY!
ME REMAKE CAVE TALKING PAINTING!

>> No.14089038

>>14088965
grug hear cave-wall-washers have beard on necks and eat rock pockets all day. should go back to berrypicker tribe

>> No.14089119

>>14089038
What berrypicker tribe?

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Grug try cook rock, pull this out fire.
What do GRUG?

>> No.14089250
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>>14089119
Berrypicker tribe spend many shells on cast rock pans, eat many beans from narrow eye tribe

>> No.14089571

>>14088856
how menacing chief of bird stone cave leave without breaking all bird stones

>> No.14089600

me eat poop

>> No.14090802

>>14088856
for me, it's the McBunga

>> No.14090880

this thread is gay. I doubt reddit does this shit but it seems like they would.

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>>14088856
Ugg watch other tribe
Other tribe sharper tools cleaner water
Other tribe stronger faster
Other tribe smile much!

Ugg sad
Ugg try be like other tribe
Have sharp tools hard
Ugg not have sharp tools
Have clean water hard
Ugg not have clean water
Ugg angry other tribe

Other tribe put seed ground
Ground give food?

Ugg want ground give food
Other tribe offer seed
Say put seed ground
Ugg laugh
Ugg ANCESTORS in ground
Ground for dead things!
Other tribe not know ground for dead things?
Other tribe stupid!

Ugg throw seed other tribe
Ugg tell other tribe go now!
Ugg wave spear at tribe
Other tribe run away
Ugg strong!
Ugg defeat bad tribe!

Ugg know MEAT!
Ugg ancestors eat MEAT
Ugg ancestors BEST ancestors!
Ugg no need other tribe!
Other tribe bad!
Ugg eat dead animal!
Ugg eat more dead animal!
Ugg not afraid flies!
Ugg not afraid maggots!

Ugg ancestors not have sharp tools
Ugg no need sharp tools!
Ugg ancestors not have clean water
Ugg no need clean water!

UGG EAT DEAD ANIMAL! OTHER TRIBE BAD!

>> No.14090891

me mate other men not sure if matter

>> No.14090904

>>14090891
ghuh?

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>other member of tribe much bigger and stronger. They like the red fruits that taste like fire on their mammoth.
>hurt me mouth too much to handle it
>must call them gay

>> No.14091099

>>14088856
Grug like flying bird dino bun
Grug always go to golden stone cave to eat bird dino bun
Grug always get two of bird dino bun
One time lady from golden cave call grug double bird Grug
Grug Love new name Grug call himself double bird Grug now

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>>14088856
FOR GRUG IT CHICKEN ON BREAD
IT BEST SANDWICH GRUG CAN MAKE FAST

>> No.14091133

Brungday is the new Flurgday. Picked up some local cave guano for good measure.

>> No.14091138

>>14091110

GET THE

>gruggruggruggruggrug

>> No.14091140

>>14091110
Wut bred? Me eat mush

>> No.14091155

>>14088856
The none mating berry eaters not as strong as the lots of mating Meat eaters

>> No.14091156

>>14091110
sandwich makers of golden cave know grug well now
visit golden cave every time sun high above head
grug count off one, two, many pouch of sauce with every sandwich
sandwich makers name grug "many for free"

>> No.14091193

for me is mc jungle bird

>> No.14092540

>>14090802
The times when I laugh this hard make all my time here worth it.