/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14083890]

Worst gas station food experiences

[Anonymous No.14083911]

>>14083890
I work at a gas station. One time someone unsealed and opened all of the milk gallons in our dairy isle and we got complaints about rotten milk for like two weeks

[Anonymous No.14083961]

>>14083911
>One time someone unsealed and opened all of the milk gallons in our dairy isle
Holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.14083986]

>>14083890
I used to get these buffalo chicken roller things and cover them in that disgusting chili and cheese and the cesspool jalapenos and onions and wash it all down with an Arizona fruit punch. Would get diarrhea every single time

[Anonymous No.14084019]

Who the fuck actually buys food from a gas station?

[Anonymous No.14084031]

Followed the directions to microwave the french bread pizza they sold in the store in the microwave they have in the store and it burnt the thing to a crisp and i didn't have enough money for another one

[Anonymous No.14084035]

>>14084019
Mexican here. Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.14084064]

>>14084019
It's not so bad. I'm a fan of chuckwagons and Kwik trips pizza and pork rib sandwich. Casey's has good stuff too. Another place near me has good fried chicken

[Anonymous No.14084082]

>>14084019
Usually Mexicans.
Some places actually have a food truck in back, make and sell shit in store. Usually it's just Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.14084089]

All my petrol station food experiences have been walking home drunk and buying more sausage rolls than I can reasonably carry. They're about as good as you'd expect.

[Anonymous No.14084095]

>>14083890
>Be me 6-7 years ago
>4-hr ride back home with a friend who was driving
>He's got the Beetus, but manages it horribly
>Within 70 miles from home, Beetus kicks in
"Anon, I gotta stop at the next gas station and get something to eat."
>Fine. Get me a Gatorade.
>Wilford Brimley brings me a Gatorade and a hot dog.
"I got you a dog, too, Anon. THey're really good here."
>Doubt.bmp
>Eat it anyway, because I'm a goat, I guess
>Back on the road, 10 minutes later:
Hot Dog: "LEMME OUT! LEMME OUT RIGHT NOW!!!"
>Tell Brimley to stop RFN
>Barely get my pants to my knees before spraying I-29 with a torrent of hot shit
>Longest last 60 miles of my life.

[Anonymous No.14084099]

>>14084019
Truckers/Stoners

[Anonymous No.14084103]

>>14083890
there was a horrible-tasting pickled cucumber in a roll, buried under cheap cheese and ham
it was absolutely the worst-tasting pickle I ever had
it scarred me for years
it took me years to regain my trust of pickles

I was only 11

[Anonymous No.14084125]

>>14084019
You Yankee fags have no idea how shit your culture is. We have fresh never frozen tendies at our gas stations. We have better fried chicken at gas stations than your mom makes.

[Anonymous No.14084130]

>>14084095
What kind of weak ass stomach do you have where you shit your guts out over a hot dog? Mediocre.

[Anonymous No.14084134]

>>14084125
>south carolina
oh honey, you're so adorable.

[Anonymous No.14084139]

>>14084095
>eat hotdog
>10 minutes later
>it’s resting in your stomach comfortably
>”BEETUS BOI, STOP THE CAR, ITS THE DOG ITS THE DOG”
>sprays McDonald’s from the day before on the side of the highway
>”fuckin gas stations man”

[Anonymous No.14084148]

>>14084019
You have no idea how poor your gas station food is compared to what we got in the south.
https://roadsandkingdoms.com/travel-guide/charleston/shitty-but-we-love-it-fried-chicken-from-a-gas-station/

[Anonymous No.14084152]

>>14084134
I'm commiefornia diaspora from the SF Bay, you don't have chicken in SF as good as the gas stations slang for pennies on the dollar down here. Forget the Colonel, KFC is fucking disgusting. These fuckers have been frying chicken for almost 150 years. Since before they turned into gas stations.

[Anonymous No.14084193]

>>14084152
the only good fried chicken in the bay is at korean joints and east bay black-owned kitchens

[Anonymous No.14084208]

Once I went into a 7-11 to get a taquito and a slurpee.. I choked on the taquito because it was so dry so I drank some slurpee and got a massive brain freeze.

[Anonymous No.14084233]

>>14084193
And none of them are as good as a Dodge's bucket of chicken. Making perfect dried chicken isn't as easy as it sounds. But with restaurant grade deep fryers and 150 years of experience the consistency is unsurpassed. And unlike the few decent East Bay joints serving chicken Dodge's specializes in Chicken.

The BBQ in the East Bay is marginally better than their "soul food". But even places like Everette & Jones which I use to like a lot, can't hold a candle to South Carolina BBQ.

[Anonymous No.14084320]

>>14084208

Korean chicken is dank af tho

[Anonymous No.14084809]

>>14084148

I live up the road from that Dodges in Charleston. Considering the other garbage out there, their fried chicken isnt that bad.

[Anonymous No.14084835]

>>14084019
IKR? I feel bad about shopping at more expensive grocery stores, or spending more than $150 at one time. Imagine the mark-up.

[Anonymous No.14084897]

>>14083890

I was working in the oilfield and stopped by a Valero gas station in a small town on the way to my destination.

I went in and they had a deli so I got a few of these things. Tasted brettygud.

I then spent the next 2 weeks pissing out of my asshole whenever i took so much as a sip of water. As mentioned, i was working in oilfield maintenance at the time so id be on a jobsite in subzero temperatures. Like 4-5x an hour I would have to go visit shitty port-a-potties frequented by about 40 gross ass frac-hands.

[Anonymous No.14084902]

>>14084019
the hicks that post on this board

[Anonymous No.14084982]

>>14083986
sounds fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.14084997]

>gas station sushi
do americans really

[Anonymous No.14085018]

>>14084233
>region known for bbq has better bbq than region that is not
ya don't say

[Anonymous No.14085099]

ITT salty Euros getting their knickers in a bunch because they'll never experience US road culture on their shitty Autobahn

[Anonymous No.14085585]

>>14084019
I like getting taquitos and 40oz from 7 eleven

[Anonymous No.14085669]

>>14084125
Based SC poster

[Anonymous No.14085675]

>>14083890
i got nachos once and ended up in the hospital with botulism

[Anonymous No.14085697]

>>14083911
>>14083961
>Holy fucking based
Indeed, imagine having a whole island dedicated to milk.

[Anonymous No.14085751]

>>14084982
It was

[Anonymous No.14085769]

>go to gas station
>Buy something cheap
>When nobody is looking throw as much food as I can into the bin
>Go out and wait until they throw out the trash
Perfect crime

[Anonymous No.14085770]

>>14084997
It comes from a big place that makes tons of rolls, the gas station only buys them and stores them in the fridge
Same with your kebabs

[Anonymous No.14085774]

>>14085769
why the fuck did i never think of this while i was homeless
i feel like a tard now

[Anonymous No.14085778]

>>14083890
>going on ski trip with church
>stop at gas station up in the mountains
>starving
>buy a blue gatorade, chocolate chip poptarts, and gas station burger
>hit the road
>1 hour passes
>sweating bullets, can feel it in my pelvis
>beg the driver to pull off somewhere
>stops at the most ghetto mcdonalds in the county
>run inside
>peel off my snow pants
>barely get my ass on the seat before a violent liquid spray
>10 minutes straight of fire hose ass
>use an entire roll of TP to clean up
>entire bathroom smells like a corpse
>get back in the van
>shiver all the way to the ski lodge

[Anonymous No.14085782]

>>14083890
>walk inside
>see a nigger

[Anonymous No.14085826]

>>14084019
Egg salad master race reporting. QT is a gas station. So is Kangaroo. So is Marathon. Learn to resource, son.

[Anonymous No.14085834]

>>14083890

My family all got violently ill after eating some sour cream I got from a gas station.

[Anonymous No.14085843]

>>14085834
Maybe it was the food you put the cream on

[Anonymous No.14085903]

>>14083890
gas station employee here ama

[Anonymous No.14085910]

>>14085903
What do you do for a living

[Anonymous No.14085922]

>>14085903
you aight, white boi

[Anonymous No.14085923]

>>14085843
How do you they don’t just eat sour cream only?

[Anonymous No.14085927]

>>14085923
What are they Russians?

[Anonymous No.14085928]

>>14085903
any good crackhead stories

[Anonymous No.14085962]

>>14085928
there's one meth head who comes in once or twice a week. When he's not tweaking he's normal and pretty quiet. When he's on meth he always asks me for gum and tries to get people to give him money for weed he doesn't have that's "in his car" that he also doesn't have. Besides that I work in Coontown USA so I get people mad at me that I ID them when they try to buy swishers

[Anonymous No.14086026]

I'm addicted to cronching on ice so what I'll often do is go to circle k, fill cup to the top with that lovely pellet "crushed" ice, and fill the rest with blue mountain dew. This is the primary way that I drink soda and it's gotten to the point that straight soda is too sweet to me
Unfortunately, 90 percent of the time, drinking this concoction will lead to me Fuckin Shitting within a few hours. No idea why. It makes for a good cleanse tho, leaves me looking skinny

Also, last time I went to circle k I got attacked by a crackhead. My shorts snagged on her jeep and I guess it made a banging sound? And she immediately went nuclear. Laying on the horn, calling me a bitch, screaming about calling the cops because how dare I damage her private property, yelling some wacky racist stuff (I'm mixed). She sped into the parking lot I was walking to and jumped out to scream some more. She had to have been in her twenties but her skin looked like leather. It was crazy.

[Anonymous No.14086059]

>>14084125
You clearly know nothing about Pennsylvania, the kings of convenience stores.

[Anonymous No.14086088]

>>14086026

[Anonymous No.14086090]

>>14086026
why'd you capitalize "fuckin shitting"

[Anonymous No.14086102]

>>14083890
I'm always down for Speedway/Thorton's hotdogs, but I got one of those weird spicey 7 Eleven Torpedo corndog things and it made me shit green acid for a day.

[Anonymous No.14086120]

>>14085928
Not him but
>Standing in line behind lady who is high off her ass
>She is buying like 40 boxes of cigarettes
>Suddenly noticed candy next to the counter and freaks out
>Grabbing handfuls of Skittles, m&me, snickers and everything else she can find
>She literally crouches and does this thing kids do were they swipe everything with their arms and candy slips and falls between her arms as she drops it in the counter and picks up more
She ended up leaving with three papper bags full of shit, it was amazing, I hope someday I feel that happy

[Anonymous No.14086134]

>>14086088
Post a side view picture of your jaw, anon.

[Anonymous No.14086136]

>>14086026
Most convienence stores don't properly clean their fountains or ice makers

[Anonymous No.14086148]

>>14083890
Got a kolache at Buc-ee's, it was pretty good. Then a couple days later, got a kolache at a locally owned place in Corpus that made my Buc-ee's kolache retroactively seem like licking a white dog turd in comparison. Sure, there have been lots of gas station food experiences that were worse, but I was expecting it.

[Anonymous No.14086197]

>>14083890
somebody link that chubbyemu video

[Anonymous No.14086209]

>>14084019
It's literally the same shit same brands. Why the fuck not?

[Anonymous No.14086330]

>>14083890
Gas station food is jee oh ayy tee
Except that one time I threw up afterwords, but I was drunk as a bitch.

[Anonymous No.14086426]

"Gas station sushi" is a meme. Its literally the same product shipped to supermarkets by the same companies, both intended to be immediately chilled. As to whether you trust employees at that establishment to be competent is up to you, but this can happen with any prepared food sitting out.

[Anonymous No.14086628]

>walk into gas station baked as fuck
>Ask pajeet for some rolling papers
>He looks at me with a glare, says nothing except the price, throws them on the counter in front of me
Lmfao this fucking jeet got attitude. He's the one working at a fucking corner store.

Food related
>Walk into store
>Never gonna guess this, but I'm fuckin blazed
>Order the last hot dog
>Drunk teenage girl behind me says "hey I wanted that hotdog"
>Tell her "I got a hotdog for you out by my car"
>Realize I walked there
>As soon as I leave, sprint away in embarrassment
>Drop my dog
>Drink explodes when I open it

[Anonymous No.14086677]

>>14084019
>>14084125
kwik trip has a literal dedicated kitchen staff with a kitchen manager, their food is top tier.

[Anonymous No.14086793]

>>14086136
This. You would never get a drink from one of those fountains again if you saw what those nozzles looked like on the inside. The ice containers for the fountain also almost always have mold.

[Anonymous No.14086819]

>>14084125
imagine being from such a backwater shithole that you brag about gas station tendies

lol!

[Anonymous No.14086841]

>>14086628
you are such a faggot my man

[Anonymous No.14086858]

my sister got a stomach infection from buying gas station sandwiches, i guess i have a luck of not getting sick from doing the same

[Anonymous No.14086871]

>>14086628
That pajeet was fucking based

[Anonymous No.14087414]

>>14084019
rednecks who think anything out of a deep fryer is amazing.

[Anonymous No.14087474]

$7 10-minutes before closing yield, minus the beer. A hamburger, two sausage egg n cheese biscuits, and four sausage biscuits.
We Americans don't deserve gas stations.

[Anonymous No.14087516]

>>14087474
Those sausage biscuits are so dope. Something about the way the bread dries out your mouth and leaves that coating that the sausage grease cleans away

[Anonymous No.14087525]

>>14086059
Wawa, Sheetz, Royal Farms. All pretty based

[Anonymous No.14087528]

>>14083961
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.14087535]

Bought an egg salad sandwich from a vending machine and it gave me parasites. I became smarter & stronger but felt I was losing my identity. Would not recommend.

[Anonymous No.14087551]

Bought a hot dog from a gas station and asked if I could have the rest if they didn't sell by the end of the night. They agreed and I got 5 hot dogs for the price of one. I ate the mediocre meat dogs and had indigestion for the entire night. Man I miss those days.

[Anonymous No.14087567]

>>14084193
In order of ranking: Bon Chon, Von's, Popeye's, Smoke Eaters, Wicked Chicken, the cold fried wings from Kyo Po korean market, KFC, Safeway, any Vietnamese place (why do Vietnamese people fail so hard at frying chicken?)

[Anonymous No.14087615]

>>14084064
>pork rib sandwhich
Based, those are so good

[Anonymous No.14087669]

>>14083890
>working out in the middle of nowhere
>doing yard work at some shitty development
>only place with food at all is some gas station
>get a burrito with the only $2 I have
>heat it in microwave
>take a bite
>chewing on it it tastes a little funny
>look down at burrito
>it's literally entirely filled with fucking blue mold
>violently spit out this vile shit all over the store's wall yelling motherfucker
>now i have no money and no food and a mouth full of death mold
>have to work the rest of the day on no food

At least they gave me like $10 of free food the next day because I didn't have time to get a refund immediately.

[Anonymous No.14087683]

>>14086793
meh, i never get sick so fuck it. Cant be that bad for you otherwise people would get sick from them and theyd do something about it

[Anonymous No.14087731]

>>14083890
>24hr gas station
>2am
>Drunk as fuck asshole pulls up in an F250
>Walks in and immediately drops his pants to reveal his erection
>then beelines straight behind the counter to all our "sexual enhancement pills"
>Asks which one would be best to let him "fuck your sissy ass hard all night."
>At this point I've already called the cops but it takes them a full 15 minutes to arrive
>Have to fend off a drunk naked rapist for fifteen fucking minutes.

He even started trying to fight the cops when they showed up and claimed I was asking for it

[Anonymous No.14087741]

>>14087731
kek you sound like you did deserve it

[Anonymous No.14087753]

>>14084019
all the wagie I know
they have to get up at 6 in the morning
commute 1 hour to work
and only have time to stop by wawa to get some food
then they work all days
by the time they got out they dont have time to cook anything or stop by any place
so another wawa or drive thu fast food for dinner

[Anonymous No.14087770]

I unironically love buying "Rustlers" burgers, and heating them up in the station microwave.

I like buying them, cause I know 90 mintues later I'll be shitting my brains out on the toilet, and I take pleasure in that feeling

[Anonymous No.14087776]

>>14083890
I drove some old backroad in ohio and stopped inside a gas station. saw they had an active kitchen that makes burgers and fries fresh, saw the massive amount of people (for rural ohio) sitting at the plastic card tables eating and decided to try it myself. shit was EXCELLENT and well underpriced. the burger was obviously freshly butchered meat on a perfectly buttered and toasted bun with real cheese. 6 bucks for 1/3 pound burger, fries and a drink.

I still have no idea how they did it.

[Anonymous No.14087785]

>>14085910
>eat gas station sandwich because ex had bought one too and figure if she thinks theyre alright it can't be that bad
>its terrible. Soggy, bland and just outright disgusting

Another time
>Be me from the south
>purchase gas station tendies and fries
>greasybutedible.jpg
>wash it down with a doctor pepper
>commence my day of cutting and moving wood

[Anonymous No.14087791]

>>14087776
Yea thats how it goes in bama too. Once you get into the country that type of thing gets to be more common

[Anonymous No.14087805]

>>14087683
People do get sick from them, but blame it on something they ate because how would a pop get you sick? Those things are seriously gross.

[Anonymous No.14087808]

>>14087776
How is that worst? What are the non-worst, they sucked your dick too?

[Anonymous No.14087821]

https://youtu.be/kIvHQcdbT8o

[Anonymous No.14087850]

>>14085769
they saw you they just dont give a fuck

[Anonymous No.14087929]

>>14083986
I'm so tempted to get one of those and treat it like a hot dog and just dump cheese and ketchup and relish all over it.

[Anonymous No.14087966]

>>14085962
>so I get people mad at me that I ID them when they try to buy swishers

kek

[Anonymous No.14088662]

>>14086819
Jokes on you, I'm from Sunnyvale CA.

[Anonymous No.14088674]

>>14086677
>kwik trip has a literal dedicated kitchen staff with a kitchen manager, their food is top tier.
It's spelled QuikTrip and their fucking chicken sandwiches are frozen particle board chicken. The only thing decent they have is their pizza and their pretzels. How old are you 5? Get back to your Dino Nuggets before they get cold, Timmy.

[Anonymous No.14088702]

>>14087731
Imagine not letting this absolute chad fuck your twink ass. You fucked up, sissy.

[Anonymous No.14088707]

>>14085826
>egg salad
You’re insane

[Anonymous No.14088713]

>>14086148
Buc-ees is god-tier and high quality, it doesn’t belong in this thread

[Anonymous No.14088731]

This exact brand of instant noodles carried me through college. Man it's super tasty and extremely spicy. I miss them.
What are these called officially?

[Anonymous No.14088733]

>>14085826
>corn and soy and then even more soy and corn
damn nigga

[Anonymous No.14088742]

>>14088731
Nom shim

[Anonymous No.14088744]

>>14087525
Sheetz is pretty based.

I don't know much about Wawa, though we got two in my area now, but the Sheetz is where my heart will lie.

[Anonymous No.14088746]

>>14088731
Shin Ramyun Red is trash once you have your first taste of Shin Ramyun Black.

Also, how could afford Shin Ramyun anyway? It's like a dollar twenty five a pack.

[Anonymous No.14088749]

>>14087731
maybe you should stop being such a tease you fucking whore

[Anonymous No.14088753]

>>14083890
some tranny tried to chop me dreads off with an axe after a drink at the erko.

[Anonymous No.14088769]

>>14088746
Got a extra grant money and occasionally bought some. Yeah they're pricy, but they're worth it. The instant noodle cups we're about $1.

I've only had the red and green ones. Where do they sell black ones?

[Anonymous No.14088993]

>>14087528
Based on a true story

[Anonymous No.14089033]

>>14088769
My local walmart carries the cups.

But if I want the packs, I have to goo to the local scary asian super market.

[Anonymous No.14089262]

>>14087535
im gonna bang your purple one-eyed slut of a gf

[Anonymous No.14089292]

>>14086134

[Anonymous No.14089505]

>>14087821
imagine waiting to make ramen because this faggot is making this stupid video

[Anonymous No.14089535]

>>14084125
Many places like that in NC too. Seethe, Yankees.

[Anonymous No.14089542]

>>14087821
>Paying $9+ for instant ramen

[Anonymous No.14089712]

>>14089505
>>14089542
https://youtu.be/Vejo6YnVPl8

[Anonymous No.14089723]

>>14089292
Anyone who posts gigachad pics is horribly fat IRL. This is a fact.

[Anonymous No.14089749]

>>14087615
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.14089760]

>>14086059
This is true. There's a local place by me that's a convenience store that sells fresh cuts of meat from a butcher in town. They sell the hands down best chicken trendies I've ever eaten there and they're honestly not too unhealthy from what I know about how they cook them. Incredible hoagies too. I don't know how the fuck they do it. Might take a trip there and post a picture of them here in a bit

[Anonymous No.14089866]

>>14084019
Stoners
Wawa is kino sometimes
Delicious hoagies and warm soups
Their potato Mac and tendy bowl with bbq sauce is stoners galore

[Anonymous No.14089980]

>>14089760
Just went and got some. Pic related. Fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.14090000]

>>14089749
Based on the fact that they taste good

[Anonymous No.14090020]

>>14089980
looks really fucking good

[Anonymous No.14090137]

>>14090020
>looks really fucking good
They are. I wish I could share.

[Anonymous No.14090480]

>>14085910
meth

[Anonymous No.14090689]

>>14084134
I think Greenville is the fasting growing city in the country.

[Anonymous No.14090737]

i heard some dude ate nachos from a gas station and was completely paralyzed for like a year

[Anonymous No.14090808]

>>14085697
fidel's cuba

[Anonymous No.14091075]

>>14087474
>trusting anything with eggs in it

[Anonymous No.14091164]

>>14089723