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Anonymous Wed May 13 19:39:51 2020 No.14080644 [Reply] [Original]

>a vegetarian walks up to you and tells you they're hungry
what do you make them?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:40:14 2020 No.14080648 >>14080644 egg

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:40:15 2020 No.14080649 >>14080644 a shit sandwich

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:40:37 2020 No.14080653 >>14080644 sandwich

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:42:45 2020 No.14080660 >>14080653 what kind of sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:45:14 2020 No.14080672 >>14080644 I'd roast them some broccoli and make some couscous with bell peppers. Wa la

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:45:58 2020 No.14080676 >>14080644 Beans and rice tacos from taco bell, they're cheap

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:47:24 2020 No.14080684 >>14080672 i'd add hummus to complete that lemon wedge as garnish if I felt faggy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:47:52 2020 No.14080686 >>14080644 I make them go away by saying "go away".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:49:24 2020 No.14080689 >>14080644 shakshuka

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:51:07 2020 No.14080697 >>14080660 >>14080649

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:51:18 2020 No.14080698 File: 328 KB, 286x439, 1561907489651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A KNUCKLE sandwich

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:51:49 2020 No.14080701 >>14080644 cucumber sandwich

>>	Newfag Hunter Wed May 13 19:51:54 2020 No.14080702 >>14080686 "No, I'm good"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:52:10 2020 No.14080704 probably green curry with tofu

Anonymous Wed May 13 19:57:09 2020 No.14080730

>>14080644
Curried lentils over rice, with a garnish of cilantro leaves and a twist of lime. My go-to meatless dish. If I have time to boil the shit out of veggie scraps for veg stock, I'll make a soup with some tomato paste, mirepoix, spinach, mushrooms and chickpeas.
If I'm really lazy, just a salad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:58:46 2020 No.14080736 >>14080644 My bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:59:36 2020 No.14080743 I make them leave

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 19:59:46 2020 No.14080745 Spaghetti with asparagus and tomatoes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:00:18 2020 No.14080747 >>14080660 Knuckle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:01:42 2020 No.14080750 >>14080698 >>14080747 That's not vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:55:40 2020 No.14080976 i'd just throw some veggie dogs on the bbq

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:57:23 2020 No.14080984 cumcookies

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 20:58:39 2020 No.14080992 >>14080644 mac and cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:01:03 2020 No.14081004 >>14080644 Make them pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:03:21 2020 No.14081015 >>14080644 I close the Door and fry some meat, he won't be avle to get rid of the "stench" even if he takes a bath

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:07:22 2020 No.14081039 >>14080644 Easy. Pea pesto pasta with chickpeas, 2 fried egg and grated parmesan. It has protein, carbs and fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:31:30 2020 No.14081132 >>14080644 Smear them with shit and scream

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 21:52:32 2020 No.14081256 >>14080644 A whole head of cabbage, raw

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:01:23 2020 No.14081297 >>14080644 Kindly point at the back lawn, turn around and leave. No words

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:02:45 2020 No.14081301 >>14080644 Y'all be snapping on veggies, but I once went 4 days eating nothing but chips n salsa and beer. Good times.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:04:36 2020 No.14081311 >>14080644 Nothing, I'm not their fucking maid.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 22:52:08 2020 No.14081490 File: 414 KB, 512x512, 1589169708086.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14080644 I'd order a salad from the nearest mc donalds like everyone else here

Anonymous Wed May 13 22:56:14 2020 No.14081509

>>14080644
I would first ask them how they feel about animal inclusions in my dish. After I find out they are vegan I will make a guacamole with some fresh corn chips. Some eggplant in red sauce as an entree and top off with a delicious beet wouter ice.
After this I will lead them to my bed chambers, perform oral sex on her and then nut inside twice.
Wake up the next morning and offer her some homemade avocado toast with some gluten free sourdough.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:38:16 2020 No.14081701 >>14080644 For us, I make a salad that’s 1/3 eggs by volume. I put steak slices on mine for extra protein and satiety.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 13 23:56:22 2020 No.14081767 >>14080644 Paper.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 00:01:45 2020 No.14081800 Egg on toast Stir fry Maybe just nuke them a packet of lentils.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 01:03:22 2020 No.14082066 >>14080644 I make them watch Cowspiracy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 08:59:47 2020 No.14083240 omelette

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:12:50 2020 No.14083266 I'd make them suck me, they are gonna be a meat eater tonight

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:13:57 2020 No.14083270 Regret telling me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:14:51 2020 No.14083271 >>14080644 I make them leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 09:19:52 2020 No.14083292 >>14081509 >her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:38:08 2020 No.14083885 >>14083270 underrated

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:40:39 2020 No.14083894 >>14080644 A knuckle sandwich. And after they finish it I'll ask if they want seconds.

>>	that's good Thu May 14 12:43:15 2020 No.14083909 Make them leave, because I am vegan

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 12:44:37 2020 No.14083912 pressure cooked lentil carrot tomato paste stew. takes like 30 mins tops to make from start to finish that includes all the cooking time.

>>	Galatians 6:17 !!xCDc4W25DNu Thu May 14 16:53:29 2020 No.14085089 Me? I'd make them 2 oven baked potatoes with sour cream, melted cheese, butter, and freshly cut chives.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:46:52 2020 No.14085427 File: 185 KB, 1632x918, 1589475508191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14080644 sushi fish isnt meat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:49:34 2020 No.14085441 File: 86 KB, 600x600, 81i3hhd7rysinsbeir7383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cook some of these

>>	Anonymous Thu May 14 17:49:38 2020 No.14085442 GRAB THEIR SHOULDERS FIRMLY AND SCREAM SPITTLE INTO THEIR FACE, "LOCK ME UP!!!! LOCK ME UPP!!! LOCCKK MEEE UPPP!!!!!!!!!"

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