Moldy Food

[Anonymous No.14070952]

Tell me your moldy food stories, /ck/.

>Just bit into a cookie that had been sitting in the pantry for a month or so
>Chewing it up, tastes great
>Look down
>Whole thing is covered in fuzz
>Spit it out, gurgled bourbon

[Anonymous No.14070997]

>I strengthened my immune system
Oh no! Whatever will you do.

[Anonymous No.14071007]

>>14070997
Wretch in between the bites of the Stroopwafel I'm using to get the taste out of my mouth.

[Anonymous No.14071020]

>>14070952
>going to college living by myself
>parents come to visit
>grabbing some bread and it's moldy
>rip off moldy part and insist it's still perfectly good
>extra money

[Anonymous No.14071037]

When I drink chocolate milk, I have a had not time just downing it all entirely in one manly quaff. I rarely drink it anymore these days, but when I was around 10 years old, I made a big ass glass of chocolate milk and downed it all in 1 go. I then realized after drinking it all in one go the slight sourness in taste. The chocolate is fairly rich and covered most of it up so I didn't thin anything of it too much because I was young. Next morning, see my sister pour the milk, straight fuckin curdle rot, then I realized what I had downed the night before.

[Anonymous No.14071055]

>>14071037
You must be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.14071058]

>>14071055
Then you better scurry off then champ

[Anonymous No.14071076]

>>14070952
>eat some moldy bread
>shit my guts out

[Anonymous No.14071095]

>>14070952
>be 11
>find chocolate bar in back of cabinet
>unwrap, looks alright
>bite
>reveal maggots

[Anonymous No.14071106]

>>14071095
Eh, extra protein.

[Anonymous No.14071129]

>>14071095
I know that it's highly unlikely to happen, but I now pause every time before eating a Ferrero Rocher for this reason.

[Anonymous No.14071144]

I just got some bread from a food bank that was moldy but i used it as a bread bowl anyway and some home made vegetable beef

[Anonymous No.14071200]

>get pretty stoned one evening
>go out to the kitchen for a late night snack
>get some dinner rolls i had bought the other day. don't bother turning the light on
>start munching on them straight, they are pretty good on their own
>turn the light on to find some mayo
>theres fucking green and blue spots all over the half eaten roll in my hand
wtf how did I not taste that?
>through the shit in the bin, rinse my my mouth
>spend the next 30 minutes in the bathroom trying to induce vomiting
>fail, but not get seriously sick in the end

[Anonymous No.14071249]

>>14071200
Fucking dinner rolls. I love Hawaiian rolls, but those will go from fresh to fuzzy in the span of an hour.

[Anonymous No.14071250]

>>14070952
My experience with moldy food went something like Tom Cruise in Minority Report except I was extremely drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurNiNV5XvY

[Anonymous No.14071418]

>>14070952
>Tell me your moldy food stories, /ck/.
Had some of those sweet peppers you can get in a bag, I was throwing them in with my lunches all week. They had started to wrinkle a bit so I knew I needed to finish them off. I bite into one, it's fine, so I take another bite all the way up to the stem end...where I notice it's weirdly soft. I check it out and the whole seed part inside was covered in green fuzz. Bleh.

[Anonymous No.14071449]

>>14070997
That's not how anything works, Dwight.

Your body isn't going to get stronger against fungal infections if you eat mold. There's a reason women never stop having yeast infections.

[Anonymous No.14071538]

>>14070952
>reheating some leftover pulled pork
>decide to make a bowl
>crush some corn chips in there
>hot sauce
>heat up some more
>piping hot add some cheese
>looks a-ok from the window of the bag
>top of cheese looks like regular pasteurized processed
>proceed to pour on top
>get some nice chunks of blue-green all over
>look into bag again and it's all fuzzy
>ruined my appetite and end up tossing the whole bowl

[Anonymous No.14071648]

Today my mom ate a yogurt with red and green mold on it, pic related.
She often does things like this

[Anonymous No.14071667]

>>14071648
Other story, last month she wanted to bake a cake with chocolate bars that had MAGGOTS on it, she just removed the infected bits and I had to insist so she wouldn't bake something else. It's been like this all my life and I grew up with an eating disorder.

[Anonymous No.14071678]

>>14071667
>>14071129
>>14071095
What the fuck? Do americans really have maggots in their chocolate?

[Anonymous No.14071705]

>>14071648
>buy plain yogurt
>wait a year
>free strawberry flavoring
Your mother is a genius

[Anonymous No.14071708]

>>14071667
>>14071678
I'm French. More often than not they come with the packaging when the chocolate contains fruits or nuts, which insects love. We live near a farm so it might be another factor.
We used to have flour worms in our rice too, I hated them. My mom would LITERALLY cook them up and eat the whole thing instead of picking them out or wasting the rice. My sister sorted them out. My brother didn't care. My dad made his own meals. I did not eat rice for years.

[Anonymous No.14071718]

This thread is terrifying

[Anonymous No.14071725]

>>14071449
>There's a reason women never stop having yeast infections.
gay dude here
for obvious reasons i don't know a lot about the vagina
why DO women continue to get yeast infections?

[Anonymous No.14071739]

My mom left a cake out for a couple days and didn't put it in the fridge. I ate a big ole slice and told her felt undercooked. Go back to look and its gone bad and mushy all over.

10 years later I still can't eat vanilla cake

[Anonymous No.14071749]

>>14071725
bc yeast is naturally there, stress can make it really easy for them to be overgrown + diet and other factors. some people are just more likely to get them. mostly treatable. sometimes they dont ever disappear even w/ tons of meds.

[Anonymous No.14071870]

I made a simple berry granola crunch and had it out for a week, I bit into it after the week, and the fruit was mushy, it wasn't bitter or nasty, but you could tell the fruit was bad.

Also, I recommend this, it takes like 3-4 ingredients, really easy, and tastes really good.

[Anonymous No.14071885]

>>14070952
>Going to coock a chicken
>Open the fridge
>It's completely green all over
>Cut the skin off
>Trim all the moldy chicken off
>Cook it
>Eat it
>End up perfectly fine, didn't even get any dhiarrea kind of disappointed to be honest

[Anonymous No.14071891]

>>14071200
>Eating bread with mayo

[Anonymous No.14071933]

>>14071870
Thanks, will definitely give your nonexistent recipe a try

[Anonymous No.14071936]

>>14071870
Those were the blueberries, never trust them. They are the kikes of the berry world

[Anonymous No.14072079]

>>14070952
>making pasta sauce
>some mold on top of my open can of tomatoes
>carefully scoop moldy part out and use tomatoes
>nothing happens

[Anonymous No.14072082]

>>14071885
did the chicken taste better or worse

[Anonymous No.14072095]

>>14072082
I smothered with spices so I couldn't tell honestly

[Anonymous No.14072116]

>>14071749
why is yeast naturally there though in the first place? does it occur no matter how clean they keep themselves down there? is it because it is just the right amount of moisture and acidity?
[spoiler]is it true that some weirdos use their vaginal yeast to bake, like how some weirdos use vaginal blood to paint? or just a meme?

[Anonymous No.14072122]

>>14072116
fuck i forgot /ck/ doesn't use spoiler tags
and i mean, makes sense. What are we gonna spoil, besides milk?
that gordon ramsay has a secret onlyfans?

[Anonymous No.14072149]

>>14071933
https://www.lemonsforlulu.com/mixed-berry-crumble/

You can skip the lemon zest, and I used frozen mixed berries.

[Anonymous No.14072150]

>>14071095
I remember back in 93 or 94 when nestle had a weird outbreak of maggots in its chocolate bars namely the CRUNCH bars. Was funny watching local news reporters going to grocery stores and buying bars to show everyone they were contaminated.
I believe the same thing happened with Raisin bran a number of years later

[Anonymous No.14072203]

>>14071648
>red mold
Is... Is that a thing? I've only seen green, white and black mold.

[Anonymous No.14072239]

>>14072116
they bake with the blood as well

[Anonymous No.14072252]

My mom was eating a hot dog and she didn't notice the bread was moldy
And I was like "uh mommy you're eating that bread it's moldy!"
And then she stopped eating it and threw it away.
She died a few years later

[Anonymous No.14072254]

>hungry
>its like 2am
>remember I bought some hot pockets a while ago
>its the individually packaged ones I'm plastic thar you're meant to throw in all together in the microwave
>BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV BEEP BEEP BEEP
>Cut it open a bit and let it cool
>Move to the living room and start eating, it's pretty dark since the only light I have on is from the kitchen that barely illuminates the room I'm
>Taste some kind of sour flavor, but just think it's the cheese being zesty
>More sourness
>Walk into the light to see what's in it because it tastes different but I still like it
>Fuzz and green
>Start trying to vomit in the toilet
I've had so much moldy food in my life

[Anonymous No.14072260]

>>14070952
>friend in high school never eats his sandwiches that his mum makes for him daily
>ends of the month this dude just pours them out of his bag like 30 of these things molded to shit nearly puking can't imagine how he made it the month carrying around this shit in his bag

[Anonymous No.14072278]

>>14072252
rippen mom :(

[Anonymous No.14072284]

>>14071648
you've got yourself a nice petri dish

[Anonymous No.14072286]

>>14071538
Similar story for me except it was at a cheap corner shop.
>Broke and waiting for my pay(Only 24 hours).
>Go into said corner. decide, I need something healthier than 3 day old hot dogs.
>Chill jar, black eyed peas and shredded cheese.
>Cheese has plastic texture, show corner cashier "Probably got 2 days I think, so you can have em half off"
>Extra cheese for the next day I guess.
> Go home put on Friday night late film, Freddy 3 dream warriors uncut decide to leave it on while making chilli.
Finish throw it under the grill, scene where freddy makes the wheelchair bound walk with his green veins hanging out.
> Check on grill it's ready get spoon, move around hard bits hmmm...
>TFW lite green veins of cheese pulled out, want to vom bad.
>Veined.gif

[Anonymous No.14072321]

>>14071678
Chocolate regulations allow a ton of bug fragments.
Tards freak out about 'eat the bugs' but those fatfucks are eating and drinking more than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.14072335]

>>14072116
yeasts are part of some people's natural skin flora. sometimes it's the kind that causes 'yeast infection'.

[Anonymous No.14072354]

>>14072116
Cleaning it can cause yeast infections too, just like over-shampooing hair can cause it to get greasier quicker. The body wants a bit of yeast there, if the balance is thrown off by overcleaning the body overcompensates.
And yeah some GOOP freaks have used it.

[Anonymous No.14072437]

>>14070952
>decide to make burgers
>fuck yeah haven't had burgers in a while
>gonna make me a double decker
>smells delicious
>get cheese out
>first slice on first patty
>look in package for second slice
>mold everywhere

[Anonymous No.14072539]

>bought 4 packs of raspberries on saturday that I havent gotten around to doing something with
Without looking I already know at least half of them will have gone moldy. I fucking love berries but theyre such prissy bitches

[Anonymous No.14072612]

>>14070952
every package of cherry tomatoes I get from my local grocery store always has like 4 or 5 rotten ones in there, without fail. pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.14072629]

>>14070952
Coming back from the pub one night, I chaffed down a bunch (3 I think) hotdog buns that were in my pantry for some time with some sausages and condiments, noticing only when I put the buns pack back that the ones remaining were all moldy.
I didn't notice a thing and it was too late to have any regrets. They ended up delicious after all.

[Anonymous No.14072635]

It just made me give up on being a person who gets enough for everybody.

I only really get shit I know I can finish by myself now. Took me until my 30s to figure this shit out and not throw away things.

[Anonymous No.14072639]

>>14071648
If what I read about mold in miso paste is to be believed, green is alright (remove it still) but red/pink is dangerous and will shorten your life drastically (throw the product away).

[Anonymous No.14072724]

>>14072612
of the tomatoes we receive at work, there's a ridiculously high percentage of them that are moldy or rotten in comparison to other things we get, it's bad enough that we have a guy whose entire job is to sift through every pint and case to QC them and get rid of the bad ones.

[Anonymous No.14072926]

I'm noticing a reoccurring trend here of fat, gluttonous fucks stuffing their faces indiscriminately in the middle of the night before realizing there is mold on what they're eating

[Anonymous No.14072962]

>>14071725
Wtf, I thought you was about to enlighten us with your esoteric gay arcane knowledge. Wow, disappointed.

[Anonymous No.14072981]

>>14070952
>used to go to these diy music shows in the basement of a house
>they would sometimes have drinks in a cooler
>never had a drink from it but my friends would sometimes
>later on me and some friends/acquaintances end up moving into the apartment
>me and one of my roommates decide to clean the basement before we start throwing shows
>see the old cooler and decide to clean it out
>pick it up and realize it's full
>take it outside and open it
>it's like 3/4 of the way full with some sludge that looks and smells strongly of puke
>gag for 5 minutes and pour it in the sewer
I don't know what could have originally been in there to have become what it as that day. Also I have a friend who was drinking an arizona ice tea, it tasted funny, so he cut open the can and there were two dead mice at the bottom. I think that one is bullshit though

[Anonymous No.14072990]

>>14070952
Having condiments made in colder countries while living in equatorial climate means they all have to go in the fucking fridge. I swear, this always fucking happens.

>Salted beancurd
>says no need to refrigerate. 2 weeks later, mold around the rim, at least none got into the brine. Wiped it off with a bunch of paper towels, blasted in the microwave for 5 minutes with breaks until boiled.
>kept in the fridge now

>XO sauce
>says no need to refrigerate, same shit happens, except the mold's growing on the top layer of the oil. Skimmed most of the top, microwaved
>sits in the chiller now

>Bovril
>mold at the lowest ring of the corkscrew on the jar after opened a few weeks. wiped it off vigorously.
>each time after I use some, I wipe again in case any residue is left on the rim

>oyster sauce
>after they started going moldy all the time we left it out in the "wet" kitchen, family just said fuck it
>always in the fridge now

>fucking margerine
>either some fuckhead's been using wet utensils to spread with or somehow moisture gets into the container, molds like bathroom scum all the time
>never even bothered buying it anymore. if we do, it goes into the fridge with the butter

I could go on and on. tl;dr, living in hot and humid climates makes almost everything grow mold

[Anonymous No.14073000]

I am never going to eat in the dark again

[Anonymous No.14073328]

>>14073000
imagine being blind

[Anonymous No.14073385]

>>14071725
All women with common infections get licked and fucked by their dog.
I am not kidding.
There's a significant number of women who also suffer from degenerative brain disease caused by bacteria in dog saliva.

[Anonymous No.14073394]

>>14070952
I once ate chicken soup with white bread slices to dip into the broth because I'm a poor fuck.
The plastic bag gathered moisture on the inside and green mold took hold, but I didn't notice until after I ate 3 slices because it was in the other side of the slices.

[Anonymous No.14073440]

>>14073385
Do you have some proof of this? Preferably not infographs you found on /pol/

[Anonymous No.14073632]

>>14073385
Happened to my sister. :/

[Anonymous No.14073644]

>>14071725
Yeast infections are different than bacterial or viral infections. A lot of factors can go into changing the pH and environment of the vag and the close proximity to and short length of the urethra makes them more susceptible to infection than men.

[Anonymous No.14073760]

>>14073385
I don't have pets or a relationship and I still get it regularly without medication, so try again.

[Anonymous No.14074254]

>>14070952
>high as fuck nigga nom sayin
>not wearing glasses
>walk into kitchen
>open up tupperware
>sister made some kind of cookies and cream cake fuck year
>eat some
>wait a minute my sister hates cookies and cream
>she also made a regular chocolate cake a few days ago, why would she bake another cake?
>inspect closer
>chocolate cake with white patches of mold

[Anonymous No.14074300]

>>14072203
I've only ever encountered it on yogurt

[Anonymous No.14074319]

>>14070952
>>Made some Pasta
>>Fresh Bolonese
>>2 Week old shredded Parmesan out of a Bag from the fridge.
2! fucking week old Parmesan!
After the first bite i´ve got an very awefull taste and inspect my Food. The Cheese was green/blue.

[Anonymous No.14074367]

>>14073760
drnech it in scotch

[Anonymous No.14074408]

>>14070997
Mate, if you eat mold toxins they will not strengthen your immune system

[Anonymous No.14074901]

>>14073385
Yeah this happened to me once too. If your dogs vagina is leaking white don't fuck her.

[Anonymous No.14074952]

>>14071055
What is a man, if not someone secure in enjoying whatever he wants in spite of other people?

[Anonymous No.14075187]

>>14073385
never had a dog, still got them.
went to pp and got medications, they come back.
body is hell

[Anonymous No.14075196]

>>14074952
A person who builds, maintains, and defends his society. This includes defending cultural views, such as chocolate milk being for children.

[Anonymous No.14075298]

>Bite into chocolate cake pop
>tes green and fuzzy
I dropped that shit out of my mouth and into the trash

[Anonymous No.14075817]

>>14070952
Are those the square ones from costco? Jeez they mold fast but apparently it’s because there’s no preservatives so it’s actually ok. I just stick them in the freezer after I get them now

[Anonymous No.14075904]

>gf is into french culture and also retarded
>always tells me i eat like an english person because i prefer not to eat food lukewarm and add sauces to things
>can't cook for shit
>tells me she makes really good pain perdu (french toast) and the secret unknown to the english is to use old, stale bread
>one morning she makes it
>it's kind of stringy and sour and more grey than brown
>i ask her what kind of bread she used, she says normal bread and she bought it a week earlier specially for this breakfast
>i go check the bag and it's literally pure mould

tl;dr she didn't know the difference between stale and mouldy

[Anonymous No.14075914]

>>14070952
Pretty much the same story

>invite friend over for leftover birthday cake
>dives into his piece while I'm still playing mine
>as I set my slice I notice psychedelic colored fuzzy shit all over the side
>wait bro!!!!

[Anonymous No.14076492]

Not mold but
>back in middle school
>mum keeps those tiny canned peaches in the fridge for my lunches
>sometimes sneak some at home cause canned peaches are tasty
>only one in there and it looks a little dented
>open it up
>vilest smelling black congealed shit in a can
>mfw I can still smell it to this day

[Anonymous No.14076574]

>>14076492
That black shit is no joke.

>Buy sacks of mini yellow potatoes every week for meal prep
>Always sit them in same countertop bowl until I need them
>A few days go by, and something in the kitchen starts to smell like sickly sweet burnt rubber
>Use the ol’ sniffer and discover it’s the bowl of potatoes
>Pick up the sack, and thick black liquid dribbles from a rotten potatoe

It’s probably one of the worst things I have ever smelt. Later I learned that the rotten potato stench was probably a gas that can literally fucking kill you. Always check your potatoes, dudes.

[Anonymous No.14077412]

>>14073385
I literally don't believe any of the shit people post on this website anymore because of you pricks shitposting constantly
I used to take it with a grain of salt, but now it's all lies. At least on reddit they have passable moderation

[Anonymous No.14077433]

>>14072203

I can't be sure but having worked/studied in a lab, those mold colonies look more like bacterial colonies. I'm not a food scientist or whatever but if someone put a petri dish in front of me I'd say the red was bacteria rather than mold.

[Anonymous No.14077585]

I once noticed a bad smell in my cupboard but couldnt figure out what it was until I realised the carrots had gone rotten and oozed rancid juice onto some dried egg noodles which rehydrated and proceeded to rot. I had to take breaks when cleaning to stop myself from throwing up

[Anonymous No.14078084]

>>14070952
not mold but
>10~ years old
>getting cereal for breakfast
>notice the bag is open on the frosted flakes
>fuck it im sure its still good
>take a few bites then notice the entire bowl is squirming with tiny mealworms
>show my dad this gross shit ive been eating
>all he can say is "good protein"
well he's not wrong

[Anonymous No.14078633]

>>14070952
bought 2 jamaican patties from a pakistani store, munched my way through one on the way home, took a bite out if the second one looked down and noticed its full of fucking blue hairy mould and 2 weeks out of date. I dont throw up much but just the thought of that had me projectile vomitting, pretty fucking pissed to say the least.

[Anonymous No.14080106]

>>14078084
larp

[Anonymous No.14080157]

>>14071725
i am not a woman and i have a fungal infection that is all over my face, worst part of it is that everyone actually has the same fungus but my skin reacts violently to it and i have to live with this condition for the rest of my life. it is also made worse by stress, and oh god i have one hell of a stressful life.
someone please kill me.

[Anonymous No.14080165]

my neighbor gave me some ground pork that had been sitting in his freezer for 3 years when the spicy flu hit and i was hurtin pretty bad for money. i fried that shit up

i couldnt do it, man.

[Anonymous No.14080192]

>>14071648
the porblem is not in the mold, it is in the poisonous chemical compounds it produces. if you love your mum send her some money so that she stops eating rotten food.

[Anonymous No.14080864]

>>14080192
This thread actually made me realize how abnormal and dangerous eating mold was.
We used to be very poor but not anymore. She just kept the old habits and hates to waste, which I also understand

[Anonymous No.14080958]

About 9 years ago current GF brings home a cake from her parents. Says it was left over from her sister's birthday.

>wasn't that 3 weeks ago? what ever.

She takes a big ol slice, then we go start watching a movie. a few minutes in she complains it tastes a it weird. she finishes it with no other comment.

Later that night we're chilling out watching tv before bed, and she grabs another small slice.
complains about the taste again.

At this point she asks me to have a taste. I don't want to, but fuck it a small bite.

>it's fucking mold

I spit it out and tell her it's mold. I take her to the kitchen to inspect the cake. Sure enough there's a pale, yellow-white mold on the exposed cake bits. It was hard to see without actually staring at it since it was an angel food cake or what ever. She tosses the half a piece she has left and we go to bed.

I get home from work the next day and find out she ate the rest of the cake, because she didn't want to waste food....

We broke up a few days later. I was so digusted.

>i've been alone since

[Anonymous No.14081024]

>Last fall
>Had gotten a bunch of pumpkin donuts from a local farm
>Ate them for breakfast daily
>Would eat in the dark because I had to rush to school every morning
>Noticed something off about them one morning
>turn on kitchen light
>They're literally coated in weird dusty-looking mold
I've never wanted to make myself vomit more than in that very moment

[Anonymous No.14081032]

>>14080958
Imagine the smell of them braaapps

[Anonymous No.14081087]

>piece of watermelon in the fridge
>take a bite
>huh, this is really sour tasting
>take a look at it
>covered in mold
>vom all over the floor

[Anonymous No.14081155]

>>14070952
not my personal story, but a moldy food story from my family.

Grand parents from my father's side grew up in poverty, during the 1930s in China. They grew up when the Japanese were raping across the land and their own supposed countrymen are doing the same. My mother on the other hand grew up in a wealthy family, relative.

One summer my mother and father went to visit my grand parents. My mother saw some steamed buns in my grand parent's pantry and they were already days old and has mold spots growing on the exterior. My grand parents at that time were already had life time of achievements and living with plenty of money and therefore food. But their old habits, habits from their youth when every day's famine did not go away.

My mother threw the moldy steam buns into the trash and didn't have a second thought about it. Not long after, my mother heard my grand mother crying in the kitchen and she went to see what's going on. My grand mother was picking the buns out of the trash and cleaning them with a towel, wiping away the moldy spots. My mother was horrified. My grand mother explained to my mother that throwing them away is a waste of food, and the buns are still good after wiping away the molds.

My grand parents lived a very frugal life until they died a few years back, despite having extraordinarily high pension and life time of savings (both of them were highly accomplished scholars). They left their combined life saving plus their house to me and my cousins. Back then I didn't appreciate the mold bun story, but now every now and then when I remember it, I started to cry a little.

[Anonymous No.14081249]

>>14080958
you expect me to believe you broke up with some girl solely because she ate moldy food? Ok retard

[Anonymous No.14081278]

>>14081249
>ignoring the end where I imply it was a dumb choice

Have you always been retarded or are you just pretending?

[Anonymous No.14081302]

>>14081278
I'm not the one pretending he had a girlfriend to impress the cooking board on an anonymous forum

[Anonymous No.14081304]

>>14081155
>wiping mold off food
>"It's still good though"
Reminder that this is how Chinese food restaurants also treat your food.

[Anonymous No.14081449]

>>14080106
You clearly don't know many boomers with parents who lived through the great depression

[Anonymous No.14081479]

>>14080958
How fat was this chick?

[Anonymous No.14082072]

>>14076574
rotten potatoes are impossibly fucked, the smell is like a dead body, you ca taste it through your skin

[Anonymous No.14082429]

>>14073385
Its ironically more safe to let your dog fuck you than to do it with a stranger from the street.

[Anonymous No.14082492]

>>14077412
>same website that used to state you should delete system32 for computer errors
>same site that stated you can charge your phone battery by microwaving it
>same site that stated bleach x ammonia can make cool sparkles

but stating women only get yeast infections from fucking dogs is somehow too unbelievable?

[Anonymous No.14082497]

>>14075196
very gay post.

[Anonymous No.14082522]

>>14077412
go back then you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.14082529]

>>14081155
>not green
didnt read

[Anonymous No.14082547]

>>14070952
>take a slice of week old birthday cake left out
>assume it’s fine
>take a bite and taste putrid shit
>look at cake
>green fungi shit all over
It isn’t pleasant

[Anonymous No.14083349]

>>14070997
lol why would you even eat mold, eating cyanide or castor beans improves the immune system 100% faster

[Anonymous No.14083590]

>>14070952
Not mold, but fun story.
>Be me
>Lazy depressed 20 year old
>Don't do dishes in like a month
>Go to kitchen
>Wtf? When did I have rice?
>Rice starts moving.
>That is not rice.
>One bleach bath and fire later
>Okay, I will do dishes more often
>Fast forward 11 years
>See single rice grain in sink.
>OH GOD OH FUCK
>Wife tells me she just had rice
>Oh thank God.

[Anonymous No.14083838]

>>14082492
You're responding to a woman, don't expect logic or reasoning skills.

[Anonymous No.14083969]

>>14070952
>be me
>middle school
>packed several pieces of lasagna in my lunch
>ended up being in backpack for over an month
>the smell gradually became distinctly rancid and I could get little smells of it when in school
>scared out of my mind anyone would be able to smell it
>attempt to smother it with several jackets
>doesn't really work, but I leave them down there
>school is hell

>more weeks go by of pure shame and thats it
>after school I walk to a nearby wooded area
>zip open the bag and the most putrid smell erupts
>gagging my ass off
>throw all the containers down the hill while i'm basically dying

>I attempt to clean the bag, but it is basically ruined
>didn’t want to tell parents
>still used it for the rest of the year
>ruined several jackets
I have no tolerance for any mold now