/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14062956]

what's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting, cu/ck/s?

[Anonymous No.14062971]

everytime i am shit wasted i eat giants amounts. thanks god in am not a drug addict.
Last time
-Pizza
-a bag of chips
-two cups of semolina puddings
-some brownies
-and shit that i forgot.

[Anonymous No.14062974]

>>14062956
two pizzas.

I ate one then threw up and kept eating.

I had an eating disorder. almost died from lack of potassium because I vomited so much.

[Anonymous No.14062982]

>>14062956
My wife is 110lbs at 5'4" and sometimes I wish she was a chubby girl because we never go to buffets cause she will only eat 1-2 plates. What a fucking waste. I have actually asked friends to go with me and leave my wife at home so we can just enjoy eating 5-7 plates without my wife looking at me in disgust.

[Anonymous No.14063225]

Two full medium Domino's Pizzas (one bbq chicken and one sausage and meatballs) and two of their lava cakes then a big Mac and ten piece with 2 Apple pies from mcds then a 16 oz can of pork and beans with a few slices of potato bread then a king size kit Kat and king size Reese sticks all while killing a 12 pack of bud light platinums, this was spread out over about 3.5 hours. Surprisingly i didn't clog the toilet but i spent like three days squeezing out mushy snake dumps

[Anonymous No.14063280]

>>14062956
2 medium pizzas
1 meatball grinder
1 order of garlic bread
1/2 pan of brownies
1/2 gallon of milk
At this over the course of Super Bowl LI (go Pats)

[Anonymous No.14063370]

2 quarts General Tsos
1 quart beef lo mein
1 pint hot and sour soup
12 fried wontons
4 egg rolls
12 pack natty ice
Over the course of about 2 hours

Just got off a 14 hour shift at a shitty manual labor job, and I was staying by myself at my dad's cabin. Picked the food up and got home just as a huge blizzard was starting to roll in, demolished the lot while watching mst3k episodes that my dad taped. It was probably the comfiest I've ever been in my life and I often think back fondly on that afternoon.

[Anonymous No.14063378]

>>14062982
You’re just getting your moneys worth >>14062956
9 or 10 Taco Bell soft tacos when I was like 13 or 14

[Anonymous No.14063828]

I may have just eaten undercooked chicken (it was still bloody around the bone).
What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.14063845]

>>14062956
sometimes if i get high i cant contain myself and eat too much. my tummy becomes a to full to feel comfy

[Anonymous No.14063866]

I hit rock bottom 5 years ago with two pizzas, two tubes of pringles and half a bag of cookies

[Anonymous No.14063982]

>>14062956
15" diameter pizza and a family sized bag of ruffles.

[Anonymous No.14064081]

I used to do this thing where I would eat one meal every other day, I would eat 2 pan pizzas from dominos in one sitting, or 10 mcdoubles

[Anonymous No.14064310]

>>14062956
fat chipotle burrito then big mac bangbang

[Anonymous No.14064325]

reading this makes me want to drink

[Anonymous No.14064344]

>>14063828
If texture of the chicken was still cooked you’re probably fine. I’ve eaten lots of wings and drumsticks where the bone still looked like it had blood.

[Anonymous No.14064786]

I've always wanted to see how much I could do in a sitting as an experiment, but I'm also an ex-fat with no desire to be a fat fuck ever again

[Anonymous No.14064795]

>>14062956
2 full Little Caesars pizzas after wrestling state championships in high school. I proceeded to vomit on the side of the road and then sleep for like 18 hours.
won tho

[Anonymous No.14064803]

>>14062956
2 large pepperoni and bacon pizzas with jalapenos and a full bottle of ranch, along with a large bag of doritos with queso dip, a bacon cheeseburger, 5 chicken tenders with fries and honey mustard sauce, and for dessert 1 standard box of oreo cookies with a pint of rocky road ice cream and a bar of lindt milk chocolate.

[Anonymous No.14064812]

>>14064081
>10 mcdoubles
>not 1 mcdodecuple

[Anonymous No.14064944]

>>14064803
Ok anon I am going to ask you a question and I want you to be honest. What is your height and what is your weight?

[Anonymous No.14064952]

>>14064944
I'm 5'4 and about 320lbs. I hate myself. Please don't bother bashing me I bash myself everyday. I've resigned to the reality that I will die prematurely. I'm just going to keep eating. I recently turned 35 I give myself maybe another 10 years. Both my parents are dead now and with this pandemic bullshit, life is never going to be the same. So I'm just going to keep eating and drinking large quantities of alcohol.

[Anonymous No.14064956]

>>14064952
what do you do for a living? how the fuck do you even afford to eat so much?

[Anonymous No.14064967]

>>14064956
Eh nothing special really. I studied art history in university but dropped out, found a job in marketing shortly after. Worked there for about 5 years and was a manager for 2 of those. It's all about who you know, that's how I got that job. I lived with my parents that entire time so saved everything I made almost. After they died, I inherited a nice sum of cash and bought properties so I have passive income from renting them out now. I make about 4k a month doing nothing (before taxes). And I have a little online business selling art too.

[Anonymous No.14065015]

>>14062971
>samonella puddings

[Anonymous No.14065025]

>>14064967
based NEET dream

[Anonymous No.14065048]

>>14064812
lol

[Anonymous No.14065169]

>>14064952
Damn chunky monkey

[Anonymous No.14065188]

>>14064952
Fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.14065228]

>>14065188
Rude

[Anonymous No.14065253]

>>14064952
320 is seriously not that heavy. You are so salvageable. I have high hopes for you.

[Anonymous No.14066202]

>>14063828
>it was still bloody around the bone

This is a common occurrence with chicken that’s been frozen at some point, and chickens slaughtered too young. The bones are still soft and freezing causes the bones to take in blood, which ends up being released upon cooking. As long as the flesh is cooked and the juices run clear, you should be okay.

[Anonymous No.14066214]

One time me and an uncle had a hot wings eating contest and each ate around 50

[Anonymous No.14066444]

>>14062956
4 burgers at the level of normal mcdonalds chesse burgers.

Im not american so i cant eat so many fatlord stuff.

[Anonymous No.14066502]

>full pizza
>full bag of fries with shit ton of cheese melted on it
>two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
>and a twinkie
I used to be so fat it was insane lol, i have no idea how my stomach took all that abuse.

[Anonymous No.14066530]

>>14064952
>>14065253

You can make it anon. We're all going to make it.

[Anonymous No.14066595]

>>14062956
A large pizza.

[Anonymous No.14066852]

>this thread
GOD BLESS AMERICA

[Anonymous No.14067052]

>>14065253
At 5'4" it is. I'm 6'5" 305 lbs and I'm a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.14067306]

Not sure about most. But my usual order at mcdonalds proceeds as thus:

4 bacon mcdouble
4 mcchickens
2 sasauge mcmuffins
1 double Quarter pounder with cheese
1 large fries
1 poutine
1 large soda
20 chicken nuggets with habanero sauce
2 ranch chicken snack wraps

And then I eat that usually over the course of 45 minutes before work

If I had to say largest, would be when I got 40 wings at wingstop and 2 large pizzas from papa John's with two 2l of mountain dew, I proceeded to use the butter provided with the pizzas by just drizzling it over every slice, also two bags of ruffles with a tub of sour cream

[Anonymous No.14067419]

>>14067306
>Before work

Jesus christ what do you do

[Anonymous No.14067701]

100 pieces of sushi/sashimi and miscellaneous appetizers at an AYCE place. Hoping for stuff to normalize soon as I love going to that place.
18 5’9 155lbs

[Anonymous No.14067704]

>>14064967
Imagine having the time and freedom to do literally anything you want in life but choosing to be a fast-food addicted, alcoholic, morbidly obese neet. What a fucking waste.

[Anonymous No.14067800]

my little brother ate an entire prime rib roast from a buffet in san diego once
he shot himself two years ago, guess the meat sweats caught up to him at last

[Anonymous No.14067805]

>>14062956
Fifty eggs.

[Anonymous No.14067998]

One time I ran 10 miles and afterwards I ate 4 entire korean BBQ dinners, not a single pickle or romaine garnish left unconsumed.

but not nearly as full as when I went to eat with a giant Thai family and they had to make more food after I ate everything. I was so full I was sweating and could barely breathe

[Anonymous No.14068087]

>>14062956
One time I ate a 500g hamburger.

[Anonymous No.14068097]

>>14067306
post body

[Anonymous No.14068113]

>>14067805
Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.

[Anonymous No.14068128]

>>14068113
Memes aside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61HwQxYuYoM

[Anonymous No.14068161]

>>14062956
2 large pizzas (550g) Salami and Mexico
3 bags of chips
1 slice of cake
Ungodly amount of sweets
5 coffee cups of cappuccino
One 2l bottle of blueberry soda

Mind you this was one sitting but it happened in span of 14:00 - 02:00.
I was 15 and just did our equivalent of of big fucking tests to get into highschool, basically 95/100 both.
Crashed at friends house and we spent whole afternoon, evening and part of night playing fucking ps2 feeling like Kings of the world.
Couldn't feel my legs walking home at 2 in the morning.
Miss those times...

[Anonymous No.14068239]

>>14067306
Bruh I eat six wings and a large chips (in Australia, from what I understand our large is your small) from kfc and it nearly makes me puke I'm so full. How in the fuck do you make this happen?