Steve1989MREInfo

[Anonymous No.14056419]

New Steve thread for a new Steve video. What's the best and worst ration so far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WdP-9Q2JI

[yeshua weiszman No.14056422]

>>14056419
how big would you estimate his cock is?

[Anonymous No.14056433]

>Says "I love ham" when smelling the pork jerky
>Wearing "I love ham" shirt on first standing shot
God bless him.

[Anonymous No.14056457]

[Anonymous No.14056459]

Lets get this out on to a tray

[Anonymous No.14056500]

>>14056457
What's his name?

[Anonymous No.14056509]

>>14056422
Man’s got a monster cock

[Anonymous No.14056518]

>>14056500
Sergeant YumYum

[Anonymous No.14056536]

You have to all the biscuits.

[Anonymous No.14056665]

Did that pork jerky slip out of his hands several times or is it just me?

[Anonymous No.14056701]

>>14056665
It's hard to hold things when you have parkinson's disease

[Anonymous No.14056708]

[Anonymous No.14056719]

Is there a video where he just outright doesn't like the ration? I've watched a bunch of these and he seems to like everything

[Anonymous No.14056728]

>>14056719
The Vomelette ration and that one other ration that made him nearly throw up from the stench. There's also a couple where he's disappointed with the rations because they're mediocre and they replaces really good ones.

[Anonymous No.14056729]

>>14056719
There are a few, but they're rare. He will often not like individual parts of rations though.

[Anonymous No.14056732]

>>14056719
I think he didn't like the Chinese(mainland) ration

[Anonymous No.14056774]

>>14056719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n96m5lB8nzA

[Anonymous No.14056778]

>>14056419
>This doesn't look bad at all. It looks like food you'd get at a mall!

I love Steve, but that curry over rice is not even mall quality.

[Anonymous No.14056867]

Im a newfag to Steve but my favorite is his 1908 ration just for the history of it. I'm not a fan of the modern MRE

[Anonymous No.14056877]

>>14056778
Grading on an MRE curve it sounded really good, though.
>>14056867
The modern ones from outside the US are usually pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.14056919]

>>14056778
I don’t know it looked pretty solid to me, big potatoes, nice shredded pork, I wouldn’t say no

[Anonymous No.14056924]

>>14056422
Very long shelf life...

[Anonymous No.14057072]

>>14056419
>talks about how the pork jerky smells like ham
>zoom out
>he's wearing a "I <3 ham" shirt

Goddammit, Steve.

[Anonymous No.14057255]

>>14056419
so he's married to an asian?

[Anonymous No.14057304]

>>14056419
>>14056732
>>14056774
why is taiwan chinese rations better than chinese chinese rations?

[Anonymous No.14057308]

>>14056457
that's adorable
imagine taking a break from blasting chicoms on the taiwanese beaches and cracking open one of these guys giving the double thumbs up

[Anonymous No.14057330]

>>14057304
the mainland ration had green meat in it if i remember correctly

[Anonymous No.14057335]

>>14057330
why green meat in china not in taiwan?

[Anonymous No.14057354]

>>14057335
poor quality control i imagine

[Anonymous No.14057583]

Remember when inspecting a Chink (Commie) ration, he saw some weird speck in it and pulled out a microscope to confirm it was some dangerous shit?

[Anonymous No.14057592]

>>14056732
IIRC it was literally rotten and tasted of chlorophyll
and it was a relatively new ration too, so it probably wasn't manufactured from proper fresh clean ingredients or the process itself is not sanitary

[Anonymous No.14057766]

>>14057335
TAIWAN NUMBA WAN

[Anonymous No.14058186]

>>14057335
Taiwan is a different country, not part of china

[Anonymous No.14058198]

I can't believe this guy is 2 years younger than me.

Also non-123982193821 year old MREs aren't half bad in a pinch. I was expecting it to be literal dogshit and occasionally it looked like it but a lot of them are actually well seasoned. Somehow all of the muffins and dessert type things were great. Plus in the military there are enough people who are picky eaters that you can basically steal an extra 10,000 calories a week in the field in exchange for like a 2 ounces of peanut butter and a bag of m&ms

[Anonymous No.14058564]

Nice

[Anonymous No.14058629]

>>14056419
It's too bad he feels the need to show his face in his videos, if he didn't do that then he would be almost perfect in terms of content. Good analysis of food and ability to verbally describe tastes.

[Anonymous No.14058752]

>>14057583
I could be wrong but I don’t think that was a chicom ration, just an old tin of jam that had corroded

[Anonymous No.14058820]

>>14058629
I like looking at his face, though. He is a beautiful man.

[Anonymous No.14058936]

>>14056422
It's massive, and nice

[Anonymous No.14059106]

>>14058629
Steve's super good looking and I enjoy looking at him.

[Anonymous No.14059220]

Not gonna watch the video but I'll tell you exactly how it goes.
-blah blah this ration is from blah blah, let's look at the date
-blah blah peelable seal
-hmmmm, what's in here?
-alright!
-nice!
-let's get this out onto a tray
-nice!
-nice hiss!
-nice!
-biscuits
-coffee instant type 2
-that was satisfying
-malt smell
-not bad
-let's try out a ... ...
-nice!
-alright!
-i hope you liked the video and I'll be coming back at you with something new... or old!
-alright!
-nice!
-cool!

[Anonymous No.14059251]

>>14059220
Why are you so bitter anon

[Anonymous No.14059277]

>>14058629
he's pleasing to the ears AND the eyes

[Anonymous No.14059342]

>>14056419
The balls on this man for eating food packs from China at a time like this

[Anonymous No.14059352]

>>14059342
Taiwan and China are two different countries.

[Anonymous No.14059359]

>>14057255
I don't think he's married at all? Iirc he said his cousin's or friend's wife had a hookup for this one.

[Anonymous No.14059409]

>>14059220
forgot the see ya
cease from posting in further steve threads, you have been warned lil guy

[Anonymous No.14060120]

>>14056419
after seeing this guy shilled for so long I finally watched part of one of his videos
his voice is bizarelly high-pitched

[Anonymous No.14060370]

>>14056459
( ( ( N I C E ) ) )

[Anonymous No.14061238]

NICE, MMKAY

[Anonymous No.14061266]

>>14060370
Why are you making Steve Jewish? Don't think he reviewed any Israeli rations yet

[Anonymous No.14061276]

>>14056419
Worst were the Commie chinese rations, he got food poisoning from those twice.

[Anonymous No.14061283]

>>14061266
I think he did actually.

[Anonymous No.14061344]

>>14056422
At least 7.5 inches

[Anonymous No.14062970]

>>14061344
flaccid at that

[Anonymous No.14063043]

Man what a sad ration. It must be terrible having to eat that multiple days in a row.

[Anonymous No.14063546]

>>14061266
>>14061283
He did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryh_HgKoy54

[Anonymous No.14063640]

>>14063546
OY VEY DIS IS ANUDDA SHOAH

[Anonymous No.14063656]

>>14063640
Sometimes I wonder what sort of broken personality pushes and drives a random internet dweller to express like that with no provocation.

[Anonymous No.14063690]

>>14063656
it's a meme silly don't be so worried

[Anonymous No.14063708]

>>14056422

a mouthful

[Anonymous No.14063718]

damn, this nigga has aged like 10 years since 2017. compare what he looks like then and now. Wtf happened

[Anonymous No.14063729]

>>14063546
That is incidentally the worst ration he's reviewed if you ask me. If we're talking about what was actually put in it rather than if it was rotten or not.
Literally just a crate of canned tuna. Fucking demoralising shit, man.
My favourites are the ones that are full of gadgets and trinkets instead of just food. Liferaft packs or punchout bags for aircraft etc.

[Anonymous No.14064385]

>>14063729
It's definitely weak, but at least the peanuts are a nice snack. Watching his videos about other countries' MREs, it amazes me how sophisticated rations can get, and how delight the soldiers could gain from them. The most delight I got out of our MREs was a pear. That said, because we don't battle that far away from civilization, eating these MREs isn't a frequent thing. You could have base-cooked meals delivered to you in coolers on short-term activities, or you could have freshly cooked delicious TV dinners still warm from the factory when budgets allow. God, those latter ones kept me sane during the 2014 thing with Gaza...

[Anonymous No.14065045]

>his music
is he legitimately retarded/learning-disabled?
Also, before your absolutely disgusting, "wait I think his music is good! Incredible composition!!" comment, let me ask you, are you legitimately retarded/learning-disabled?

[Anonymous No.14065168]

>>14063729
The thing with ration's is that they're for armies who expect extended operations in the bush. Armies like the IDF usually operate close to people, so they just go get something to eat. The filipino army hands their soldiers 5 bucks and points out the nearest mcondalds.

[Anonymous No.14065196]

>>14058198
it's mostly civilian vs grunt mentality
civilians find mres fascinating, interesting, and at least decent
grunts hate them because at some point most of them have had to fucking live off of them

[Anonymous No.14065235]

>>14059352
not according to 160 countries including literally all the relevant ones

[Anonymous No.14065270]

>>14065235
Free Hong Kong

[Anonymous No.14065359]

>>14057304
>taiwan

*chinese

[Anonymous No.14065363]

>>14058186
No. One China policy states otherwise.>>14059251

[Anonymous No.14065367]

>>14059352
That's where you're wrong. Many flowers grow strong together under one sun.

[Anonymous No.14065371]

>>14065045
Anyone who endorses this stolen valor is developmentally subnormal.

[Anonymous No.14065385]

>>14065270
The freedom Hong Kong needs is freedom from pernicious Western fifth columnists trying to destabilise the region via undermining its legitimate government and equitable extradition policy

[Anonymous No.14065424]

>>14063718
MRE’s, cigs, and lots of coffee

[Anonymous No.14065896]

>>14056419
What is Steve's all-time favorite menu?

[Anonymous No.14066093]

>>14065896
Okinawan ass

[Anonymous No.14066148]

>>14056422
>sizable portions

[Anonymous No.14066150]

>>14056422
Decadent.

[Anonymous No.14066153]

>>14056422
>Now let's get this out onto a tray... Nice.
>Nice hiss!

[Anonymous No.14066171]

>>14065385
2 grams of rice have been added to your monthly allocation.

[Anonymous No.14066190]

>MRE with 70% dried biscuits
Sounds like a pretty good way to demoralize your military.

[Anonymous No.14066193]

>>14056422
unironically I expect him to have a huge cock. No one with a tiny cock would have such a niche and expert-level hobby. Takes mad confidence

[Anonymous No.14066232]

>>14058198
He's 2 years older than me

[Anonymous No.14066368]

>>14056422
What ever he fucks, there will be tearing involved

[Anonymous No.14066423]

Uwu nice hiss!

[Anonymous No.14066585]

>>14064385
That halvah looked pretty good at least.

[Anonymous No.14067127]

>>14057304
>>14056774
quantum mre... invention of the glorious chinese dragon.

pig disgusting decadent westerner opens mre = spoiled foods and green meat

handsome, honorable, and heroic liberator of the People = delicious homecooked meals

[Anonymous No.14067628]

>>14066585
Never tried it myself. Never had halvah. The chocolate paste is alright, not mindblowing.

[Anonymous No.14067717]

>>14058629
The other MREviewers he gives shout outs to do what you want.

[Anonymous No.14067721]

>>14056419
NICE.
>People Republic of China 24 Hour Set
WAIT NO STEVE YOU HAVE SO MANY OTHER RATIONS LEFT TO E-
>Taiwan
Oh, carry on then.


>Steve putting chocolate saw on the pork jerky
>"Live dangerously"
NATIONAL FUCKING TREASURE, YOU SEE THIS NICHOLAS CAGE?

[Anonymous No.14067723]

Anyone have the florkofcows comic based off of steve?

Also Steve has convinced me to just drink chicken bouillon mixed in water.

[Anonymous No.14067737]

>>14067723
>Anyone have the florkofcows comic based off of steve?
Here. Steve convinced me to add instant coffee to my hot cocoa.

[Anonymous No.14067742]

>>14067737
Nice, heh alright.

[Anonymous No.14067749]

>>14056701
its not parkinsons its nerve damage from ingesting botulism

[Anonymous No.14067752]

>>14067749
stop lying to random idiots on the internet. the nigga is just too fucking hype for this shit

[Anonymous No.14068558]

>>14066093
He likes French and British ones, the French ones have the best taste but the British ones are huge and have a lot of components.

[Anonymous No.14068582]

>>14057304
it's run by the true government of china

[Anonymous No.14068591]

the one where he found army issued meth
think it was a survival ration, maybe UK

[Anonymous No.14068597]

>>14056419
>>14056457
Taiwan #1

[Anonymous No.14068608]

>>14063729
>>14063546
Guess that's the secret to the IDF's success.

[Anonymous No.14068686]

>>14057304
Corruption causes the supplier to use tainted meat to save on production costs and get away with it because they are owned by someone powerful in the Party.