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>> No.14055762

That's actually a pretty sweet rig for the task.

>> No.14055783

Only thing of value in this is that technique for roasted garlic.

>> No.14055799


This disgusts me

>> No.14055812

It's fucking sad how you lame white people get all excited over the most trivial of shit. You people are a joke.

>> No.14055842

>flower petals

>> No.14055862

>Breathing in all that chili dust all day

jesus christ

>> No.14055867

obviously fake

>> No.14055884

As a fag that faps to gfur this is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

>> No.14055892

Those fingers look like they're missing some nutrients.

>> No.14055907

Making it with vegan hot dog and egg-free mayo would summon a giant rainbow-colored gay mecha.

>> No.14055912

Just imagine......hehehehe

>> No.14055925

All they're missing is a fine dusting of doritos on top.

wa la!

>> No.14055939

lol. the absolute pathetic state of white people cooking.

all those steps just for pig slop. lol

>> No.14056084

That is a mining rock crusher. Very common in the Industrial Age. No doubt the designers knew about it and adapted the principle.

>> No.14056307
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>> No.14056388

you guys got any more factory webms
i love that type of shit

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One man factory.

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>> No.14056612

Well, geez, pouring it right onto the table like that is just a blantant disregard for food safety.

>> No.14056643

I hate women who do this

>> No.14056662

And to think burgers have the audacity to insult other countries, and their cheese even? Burgers, I now revoke your right to complain about anything but niggers from now on.

>> No.14056671

I hate women

>> No.14056672

That webm was from Australia, though.

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>> No.14056776

>mac and cheese
>no cheese
If you are going to change the basic fundamentals of a dish at least change the name.

>> No.14056777

But how does he get out?

>> No.14056798

eggcellent post my man!

>> No.14056848

>Mac and Cashew Bullshit Goo

>> No.14056887

I don't know anything about cocaine. Is that a lot? How expensive is it?

>> No.14057007

>According to the 2017 DEA Threat Assessment: “The annual average purity of one gram of cocaine in the United States remained relatively stable between 2009 and 2015 at 45.3% to 49.1%, well below the 61.1% average purity observed in 2007, before increasing to 56.4% in 2016. Similarly, the average annual price per pure gram of cocaine nearly doubled between 2007 and 2015, from $116 USD to $202 USD, prior to dropping to $165 USD in 2016. Between 2011 and 2016, price decreased 4.6 percent ($173 to $165) and purity increased 14.9 percent (49.1% to 56.4%), possibly indicating higher cocaine availability than in the prior five years (see Figure 89). Between 2015 and 2016, the average retail price for cocaine decreased and the average purity increased. Retail cocaine prices decreased 18.3 percent ($202 to $165) and purity increased 15.1 percent (49% to 56.4%) during this timeframe.”

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imagine throwing that to someone's face

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>> No.14057331

I hate this cursed webm

>> No.14057355

>uses milk and doesn't even mention it

>> No.14057363

You mean at 1:10, where they add the cashew milk they made at the start?

>> No.14057367

Purble place type beat

>> No.14057413

I'd let this champ fuck my wife, no questions asked

>> No.14057415

What's that black paste they pour first ?

>> No.14057435

whats the original vid? "pale frail hands cook in fast forward" has too many results. I added "vegan" to the query but it got worse.

>> No.14057437

>it got worse
Then ur going in the right direction. lmao

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Filename is the exact title of the original video

>> No.14057478

god i fucking hate postmodernists

>> No.14057480

I think /ck/ straight up has the worst webm threads of any board. You would be lucky to even have 1/3 of the webms be decent and not retarded shit and jackposting.

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>> No.14057500

Reddit is gonna love this.

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>> No.14057516

>cement powder
>sulfuric acid
>battery acid

and this is before it's cut with anything

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>> No.14057523

that or the tamarind, maybe both?

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>> No.14057552

sit down and shut up

>> No.14057558


I really hope this is a joke.

>> No.14057559

That's a superb camera they're using.

>> No.14057561

how it's made says tamarind concentrate

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>> No.14057575

Any DSLR or mirrorless made after 2005 with a cheap prime lens can give you that look, you dumb fuck.

>> No.14057584

Thanks guys
Pretty clever recipe if you ask me

>> No.14057608

why are you this mad lol

>> No.14057614

Why do faggots always try to make vegan versions of everything? Just take the Asianpill and make original vegan recipes that don't abuse the shit out of fucking nuts and soy for substitutes and still taste great.

>> No.14057654

I'm drunk and I have a personal hatred of people who think shallow DoF = good photography.

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>> No.14057678

>all that raw egg left

>> No.14057688

>I have no passion in my life so i'm going to get irrationally angry when i see other people who do.

Feel pretty sorry for ya bruh

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>> No.14057714

that to extract the chemicals from the plant its not still in the final product

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>have no passion
>get irrationally angry
Pick one, dummy.

It's a geoduck.

>> No.14057723

the context of this makes it 10x better

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nigga this is a fuckton of work for a basic bitch dish as Mac and Cheese

I don't mind vegans but its fucking hilarious how much effort they put into making imitations of dishes they can't have. It's the same thing with that weird imitation meat they buy made out of Tofu or mushrooms.

If you want meat or cheese, why don't you just fucking eat the meat and cheese. Or better yet, put all of this effort into making like proper vegan dishes that don't rely on 90+ steps in order to make a shitty imitation cheese

>> No.14057922

Looks like spongebobs prolapsed anus

>> No.14058184

Yes. Also known as the original dickbutt.

>> No.14058239
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/ck/ vs /int/
4cc spring babby cup
Round of 16
~19:40 UTC

>> No.14058284

>Light dusting of cheese
Sad elote.

>> No.14058299
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thats cool as shit

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>> No.14058326

that doesn't seem healthy

>> No.14058338

Isn't she worried about getting salmonella?

>> No.14058342

Does anyone even give a shit about this? Or does the autist always posts his webms?

>> No.14058349

This guy fucks

>> No.14058351 [DELETED] 
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I thought the gifs were funny, but I'd never sit through a match of that. Pretty sure its just one dude.

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>imagine throwing that to someone's face

>> No.14058389

>Cocaine doesn't seem healthy

>> No.14058401

cooklet detected

>> No.14058428

>It's called the "Secret Treasure Shortstack" and you have to dig it out with a miniature shovel they've provided

>> No.14058450

nigger concentrate

>> No.14058468 [DELETED] 
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There are quite a lot more people intersted than you might believe.
we had 20+ people in our matchthread for the first groupstage game for example and i got more than 40 responses in roster sufgestions last month.

I only increase my posting of this kind of stuff whilst the cup is either very close or actually on and know for a fact that i am not the only one.

matchday will start in about 1 hour, we are 5th match for those intersted there will most likely be a matchthread

>> No.14058470

dude, you cant say that here.

>> No.14058521

>There are quite a lot more people intersted than you might believe.
Yeah, but I am talking about in the webm threads specifically. I've seen /ck/ soccer webm and the novelty gets old and boring after the fifth time it gets posted, especially since it's not even food related.

>> No.14058525

Yeah those banana leaves do a great job, they use them at Pfzier, BASF, and DOW chemical instead of filter paper.

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>> No.14058560

They're normal, how fat are your hands?

>> No.14058643

Beast mode activated

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>> No.14058721

>Not a single person wearing gloves.
Yeah what are the odds these people wash their hands regularly?

I'm not even a germophobe, but fucking yikes.

>> No.14058742

It is India, so they don't wash their hands at all.

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>> No.14058830

they only wash their hands after touching your mothers penis

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>> No.14058941

come on man, this has to be a joke. even at my first time making schnitzel i wasn't this bad and i am not even a good cook.

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>> No.14059091

Was it put on rice? I couldn't tell.

>> No.14059107

>the same syringe for the 3 colors of fillings

>> No.14059143

yeah this is bullshit
also what that's final step with the heat?

>> No.14059145

>british cuisine

>> No.14059165

Criminally underrated

>> No.14059181

You can play the video many times you know?

jk, I think so. What's this shit called anyway? And what's the gravy they put on top?

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t-1 hours and 20 minutes until kickoff for our round of 16 matchup against /int/
stream can be found here

there will be a matchthread about 30 minutes to kickof

>> No.14059303

Can you get the fuck out of my threads already? Jesus fucking christ.

>> No.14059351

fuck off
t. former [s4s] manager

>> No.14059362

looks pretty simple desu

>> No.14059368

Ah, so it's just an autistic saying there's "interest".

>> No.14059379

Luckily for the Indians, whites invented that spice crusher.

>> No.14059383

starchify me capn jack

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>> No.14059390

you don't know the half of it, i never even installed PES

>> No.14059393

carma pls

>> No.14059395

its fucking raw

>> No.14059403

he is like a dog

>> No.14059427

4chan cup webms are slightly more interesting than the shit you repost regularly, dicklips

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>> No.14059474
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There's a really hot girl in my town who has a Dickbutt tattoo on her thigh.
She's half my age and I'm not supposed to stare, but I can't help it.

I grew up in a small fishing village in Denmark and every Summer we'd have a seal or two stop by to swim with us down by the beach. They really are a lot like dogs. At least that specific kind of seal. Some of them I'm told will take your hand off.
They weren't there all the time. Stopped by for a couple days every year and hung out. A lovely treat for all concerned.

>> No.14059492

based boomer and/or pedo

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Not many children with meme tattoos around my town. I figure she's about 21.
I'll accept the boomer label, though.

>> No.14059516

a chink

>> No.14059523

Mac and dick cheese

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>> No.14059726

While I don't disagree with the sentiment of this post... DSLRs didn't have video until 2008

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Thank you for showing me this.

>> No.14059730

I think it's called an asian, most likely a female

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real DEENZ hours

>> No.14059923


>Does anyone even give a shit about this?

Yeah. I remember the days when Russian imageboards started a tournament among themselves. Good times.

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19:00 UTC
quarterfinal vs winner of /eg/ vs /gd/
and who knows what beyond


>> No.14059940

meh. shit is staged but the ending is funny.

>> No.14059987

Fuck off already.

>> No.14059991

>pls gib
>lil bit pls
>hey that fish looks real good
>ur not gonna eat all that
>one lil teeny bite
>just o
>one chunk pls
>pls sir
>am sea pupper

>> No.14059994

Wow, a wild Arrested Development reference; haven't seen one of those in a while, here's a (You) for the trouble

>> No.14060006

can you not tell it's cgi/rendered? the color even switches colors mid-frame

>> No.14060021

If you do, take pride in knowing that they can enjoy all the fragrance of the chili

>> No.14060051

a lot of times you're just buying meth and baby laxative glued together with hair spray

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>> No.14060139

>even has testicles

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>> No.14060225


Keked & checked.

>> No.14060230

>and how can you put that straw up your nose
>When you know how coke is manufactured?

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holy fucking based

>> No.14060242

fucking based /ck/

>> No.14060335

That's not how chemical extraction works, anon. If you put salt water on a plate and let it evaporate, there is no water in the remaining salt crystals.

I can say with confidence that he's holding several thousand dollars' worth of cocaine in that bag, but it would be hard to estimate more precisely

>> No.14060340

>that webm
Talk about a shitstorm.

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>> No.14060377

>american cuisine

>> No.14060384

>tfw when you discover newtonian fluids while cooking

>> No.14060386

Tick Stein is based

>> No.14060387

>vegan butter
You mean margarine?

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>> No.14060466

don't you hate people who can't do basic shit?

>> No.14060576

>It's fucking sad how you lame white people get all excited over the most trivial of shit

That is the problem, most of us have been brainwashed into assigning greater value to people who are not white, so the trivial has to be considered upper tier and amazing because it was done by a non-white.

We are sick and damaged as a people.

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>> No.14060622

Serious answer: anything can be trivial to those who see it daily, yet exciting to those who see it rarely if ever. Just look at how people from nations with, strangely enough, primarily non-white populations react to basic hygeine like flush toilets, sinks with running water, and soap.

>> No.14060643

demi glace

>> No.14060644

You can see the behavior I described everywhere you just choose to ignore it.

>> No.14060646

>jack makes cheesy fries

>> No.14060647

Based purple place poster

>> No.14060710

Only if you've been indoctrinated by Stormfront.

>> No.14060770
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It makes me sad that no one even said thanks.
So thanks.

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>> No.14060909


Cuz it makes me go zoom

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>> No.14061291

why are koreans such savages

>> No.14061361

>chris morocco vs. brad leone

>> No.14061385

You could probably crush there bones as easy as they pressed the roasted garlic

>> No.14061445

Shut up nigger

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>> No.14061458

goddamn I can't believe I used to put this shit in my body. fuck. how am I still alive

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>> No.14061464

>no ketchup

>> No.14061550

Working with Chili Powder they'd have to do it a lot. Otherwise they've have some spicy pisses.

>> No.14061598

I'm fucking mad!

>> No.14061638


>metal hammers


(also you're a nigger)

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>> No.14061682

>still needs someone to put the apple in that shit
this is not how I imagined the future!

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>> No.14061697
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>tastes like butter

>> No.14061720

>shows a webm illustrating a recipe for """""butter""""" which is primarily emulsified plant oils
>margerine is literally artificially stabilized (through hydrogenation) plant oils

are you retarded?

>> No.14061722

All that effort and it still looks like shit. You can't disguise Wonderbread, American slice, and hot dogs.

>> No.14061724

I wish the rpm of that blade would be slowed to a tenth of the speed. I want spaghetti length curly pasta.

>> No.14061726

I'm sure your country produces some nasty shit you would rather not be associated with.

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>plant-based milk

>> No.14061735 [DELETED] 

They're not to thrilled with you either

>> No.14061751

Most margerine is not vegan, retard.

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>> No.14061757

Makes me squeamish

>> No.14061760
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>> No.14061770

They're probably constantly a little high from the endorphin response

>> No.14061814

Theres alot of healthy bacteria milk tho+calcium.

>> No.14061816

I wonder of the people who've died how many were vegan.

>> No.14061854

remember that this dude is mormon propaganda. he's cool tho

>> No.14061860

Do they have Mormons in Hawaii?

>> No.14061865

he's a part of the polynesian cultural center which is owned by the mormons

>> No.14061873

Fuck you

>> No.14062052

margarine typically has milk solids in it which makes it not vegan bud

>> No.14062113

People want to eat dishes from their childhood and also don't want to support the abuse of animals in the process. This is shocking to me

>> No.14062121

>That is the problem, most of us have been brainwashed into assigning greater value to people who are not white
The internet has made you mentally ill

>> No.14062133

most plant milks are fortified with all the same shit milk is fortified with tho

>> No.14062182


>I can't believe it's not butter
purified water, soybean oil, palm kernel oil, palm oil, salt, soy lecithin, natural flavors, vinegar, Vitamin A Palmitate, and beta-carotene
>Smart Balance
vegetable oil blend (canola, palm, and olive oils), water, contains less than 2% of salt, pea protein, natural and artificial flavors, sunflower lecithin, vitamin a palmitate, beta-carotene (color), vitamin d, monoglycerides of vegetable fatty acids (emulsifier): and potassium sorbate, lactic acid, calcium disodium edta (to preserve freshness).
>Country Crock
vegetable oil blend of liquid soybean oil, partially hydrogenated soybean oil and hydrogenated cottonseed oil, water, salt, vegetable mono- and diglycerides, soy lecithin, potassium sorbate, calcium disodium-preservative, citric acid, artificial flavor, vitamin A and beta carotene for color.
>Blue Bonnet
Vegetable Oil Blend (Soybean Oil and Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil), Water, Salt, Contains less than 2% of the following: Emulsifiers (Mono- and Diglycerides and Soy Lecithin), Preservatives (Potassium Sorbate and Sodium Benzoate), Phosphoric Acid (Acidulant), Natural and Artificial Flavors, Colored with Beta Carotene (Source of Vitamin A), Vitamin A Palmitate.

4 of the indisputably most popular margarine brands
none of them have a single dairy products in them

you fucking faggot nigger retarded shitlickers. don't ever EVER breathe my air again or bother replying to me. in fact, why don't you guys tell me what states you both live in so I can send you a list of your local gun stores and you can go there, buy a rifle, and blow your fucking smooth brains out

>> No.14062198

>Jumps through hoops to imitate milk so as to not exploit animal products
>uses honey in the recipe

>> No.14062272

>only get the fish guts
I wonder if they like the guts more than the flesh, it's the case for lions and wolves, the alpha gets the liver and fuck everyone.

>> No.14062276

Wait, is this those deep fakes or something?

>> No.14062297

the only reason why i would like to live in a boat house is the possibility of having a seal as a dog

>> No.14062311

why are you getting so angry about fake butter bro?

>> No.14062369

This video made me sad.
Not because of the content. That's actually funny.
But because the reactions show how many absolute gullible idiots there are in /ck/ these days.

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>> No.14062420

I don't think nut milk was made because people did not want to exploit animals

>> No.14062431

>exploiting bees
I don't fucking get it. I honestly don't get it. Aren't beehives a massive net-positive to the evironment?

>> No.14062436

I'd add whole milk or a creamer instead of water and add it to my coffee.

>> No.14062441


>> No.14062448

Honey is bee slavery.
The honeybees aren't out in the wild minding their own business, they're packed up into crates and driven from farm to farm by a white slaver.

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>> No.14062492
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>> No.14062493

BTFO retards.

>> No.14062579

I really hoped it would say:
>'spreads like butter'
>'melts like butter'
>'tastes like shit'

>> No.14062581

I played in an apiary when I was young, I love bees and I still play with one if I find one trapped in a room

bees are like ants, they just keep making new colonies by swarming as new queens are made, each swarm risks destroying the old colony and if they dont find a new place to make a hive the swarm dies, beekeeping is the only thing keeping bees alive today

>> No.14062592

stop with this meme, support your local beekeepers

>> No.14062615

That's dick.

>> No.14062621

Dude on right looks depressed as if he's eating to kill himself faster. Left is just a faggot soi boi

>> No.14062630


i dont know who that faggot is even though i have seen many threads about him, but i am now adding him to the list of faces of food bloggers that need punched

>> No.14062755

So epic to ruin food for Instagram likes haha xD "just cooked for my man bone apple tea!" Dude lmao epic dude I love 2012 woo Obama

>> No.14062757

That was sarcasm towards yet another example of vegans' hypocrisy. My father is an amateur beekeper and I occasionally help him.

>> No.14062785

it's real. he made a show about it for awareness because one of his relatives is/was a drug addict i think.

>> No.14062792

I hope this bitch gets a brain tumor

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Mate, they have Mormons in my small town in Denmark.
They're always talking really loudly at the library.

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>> No.14062899

Those would be Muslims, anon.

>> No.14062907


It's the joyous experience

>> No.14062913

that can't be pure ethanol could it?

>> No.14062932

I read a paper that detailed how seals were basically halfway domesticated already, and are basically begging for it, but because we arent aquatic it will probably never happen

It was a heartwarming but also kind of sad article

Literal sea dogs, some of them

>> No.14062952

thats your future

>> No.14062953

Right had just gotten out of prison.

>> No.14062980

It is.
And considering the very few other things you can get from pumps like that I guess pure ethanol is the least gnarly option. But not by much.

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back to work, bee niggers

>> No.14063022

Yes, they put it on a bed of ketchup infused rice. This is the chefs interpretation of Omurice.

>> No.14063042

german afternoon trash-television? sauce pls

>> No.14063054

The final step is packaging. This is a concept design for an automatic packaged cake machine.

>> No.14063394

Caring about if dairy-like products are "vegan" is retarded to begin with. Most sane cultures heavy with vegetarians (like India) just see dairy and eggs as perfectly fine.

>> No.14063422

This is done by people who pronounce tacos as teh-kos.

>> No.14063429

>But the bull said he tired her out.

>> No.14063444

Based Chinese gravel man

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>258 posts
>50 images
This board is fucking trash.

>> No.14063474

Hey there we gots a medical doctor here.

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>> No.14063569

That's cringe. They also failed to show the actual frosting process. If this is aimed towards little kids who have never baked or frosted anything, that seems like a bit of an oversight.

>> No.14063590

Same NOZZLE for three frostings. They could very easily run multiple lines down to the same nozzle and just switch them.
Exactly the same way a gas pump can give you diesel or premium or cheapass octane in the same pump nozzle.

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This always reminds me of pic related.

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Good analogy.
That's why I always discard the first quart or so on the ground when I'm tanking. Never know what the guy before me was buying.

>> No.14063617

You're quite stupid

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Stupid like a fox

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>> No.14064428
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Phobias' names don't use English words in them. When you fear water, you're not a waterphobe, you're an aquaphobe. Germophobe is an incorrect word. The proper name for it is mysophobe.

>> No.14064448

It's not a clinical term. It is an accepted word in English and therefore acceptable.

>> No.14064455

Lisa needs braces

>> No.14064465

Misusing words literally makes me kill myself.

>> No.14064504

are you a Misusingwordsliterallymakesmekillmyselfphile

>> No.14064514

just thinking the same thing

>> No.14064546

what... why does a gas station have pure ethanol?

>> No.14064554

I feel sorry for everyone involved.

>> No.14064568

god i wish that were me

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>>Jumps through hoops to imitate milk so as to not exploit animal products
>>uses honey in the recipe
yeah bro this is some bullshit

>> No.14064595

>Misusing words
so you admit it's a legitimate word

>> No.14064597

no, there's water in the crystal lattice of the salt

>> No.14064647

Doesnt look like the US to me

>> No.14064674

Americans have a weird relationship with their meme diets. People do the same shit with paleo and gluton free diets. They just try to remake processed food with different ingredients. My theory is that it has something to do with being severed from a deep culinary tradition. The modern American diet was invented only like 60 years ago.

>> No.14064696

Why do gay people eat like fucking fags?

>> No.14064697

imagine being so 3rd world that some white guy with a camera comes to rave about how you've figured out how to grind spices with a stolen rock crusher.

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Begone twink, go get fucked by a real man or something

>> No.14064707

is "adapted the principle" some new slang for when you steal from work?

>> No.14064742

cheezus grisd :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.14064748

Spices sterilise your hand

>> No.14064763

ngl it looked nice

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>> No.14064827

>black pepper


>> No.14064829

>Not chopping the chicken before marinating
>wastes a bunch of plastic wrap covering the saffron for 3 seconds

>> No.14064842

You an I are very alike

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>> No.14064948

That plate looks pretty solid. I'd like to hit whoever made this with said plate.

>> No.14064951

>make one restaurant in china with actual food for humans
>the local chinamin can't get enough of it, line going out the door
kek I feel bad for them having to go back to eating scorpions and bats after that, fucking kek could you imagine

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>> No.14064955

haHA add me in the screenshot broooo lol

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>> No.14065008

unironically it has no fecal residues unlike the actual butter

>> No.14065021

>white slaver
middle easterners, like egyptians, were the original beekeepers tho

>> No.14065022

I got one of these
its basically a teriyaki sauce

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>> No.14065032

the almonds are a byproduct of bee slavery tho
anti honey vegans are delusional

>> No.14065049

can we turn the flamethrower off so I can try this machine?

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>> No.14065236

I love ja/ck/

>> No.14065374

>Vegetarian Parmesan
closed the webm there
whaynthe actual fuck

>> No.14065381

Admit it, you just want an excuse to spin your nose against someone's butt like the pig on the right.

>> No.14065530

>being this retarded vegan disinfo propagandist

>> No.14065801

sub 90 iq right here

>> No.14065805

I loled

>> No.14065861

Does she look worried about anything?

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>> No.14065885

There's no hope for you

>> No.14065922

Okay but why not activate the almonds before hand so that you can have activated almond milk? Like, you can't activate afterwards can you?

>> No.14065934


>> No.14066160

Some people are intolerant to activated almond milk, but if you can digest it then 100% you should do that.

>> No.14066229

There are plenty of people who drink nut milk for dietary purposes rather than ethical.

>> No.14066516

Can ya blame me?

>> No.14066550

Yes, but they aren't the ones who crank out these "vegan fakes" videos.

>> No.14067121

non newtonian

>> No.14067124

lol nut milk

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