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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri May 8 00:05:53 2020 No.14051044 [DELETED]

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>how we finna slice the za, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 00:06:50 2020 No.14051047 >>14051044 Bitch are you retarded? Just cut the goddamn pizza.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 00:12:49 2020 No.14051080 File: 411 KB, 1076x1258, Screenshot_20200501-224422-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051047 >ok, ok, fine, anon >here's a circular sector sliced just so

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 00:16:06 2020 No.14051091 >>14051080 I want the pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 00:31:44 2020 No.14051168 File: 591 KB, 1080x1301, Screenshot_20200501-224446-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051091 >It's too hot, anon! >You'd burn your mouth, fosho

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 00:43:38 2020 No.14051212 >>14051044 this girl is a dumb fuck food blogger where I live. worse looking in person

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 01:42:48 2020 No.14051453 File: 66 KB, 640x508, 1588309700605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051212 Did she steal your trademark or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 01:46:34 2020 No.14051465 File: 111 KB, 1046x959, Screenshot_20200123-184137-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051080 Is that cauliflower crust by chance?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 01:57:03 2020 No.14051491 I can half imagine one of the spergs here, having say spent months developing social skills and finally getting his first gf, suddenly getting anal retentive revealing his power level and coming off as a total creep over this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 01:58:31 2020 No.14051495 File: 282 KB, 1080x1543, Screenshot_20200429-192633-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051491 Kinda textbook projection, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 01:59:12 2020 No.14051498 >>14051491 My first dates always specifically do not involve food because I will sperg out, guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 02:00:46 2020 No.14051509 >>14051491 The spergs might equally put forth an earnest effort and make for a good mealtime conversation

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 02:17:03 2020 No.14051566 >>14051044 Cool. Be a doll and do like a Sierpinski triangle pattern, k?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 02:33:33 2020 No.14051611 >>14051498 Even a pizza date?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 03:55:43 2020 No.14051849 >>14051044 Slice it with a Knorr® stock cube. Or not, its your choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 04:08:28 2020 No.14051888 >>14051566 Tasteful

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 04:12:05 2020 No.14051909 Ayyy imma finna bouta clap dem cheeks

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:38:43 2020 No.14052177 >>14051044 make sure it's square cut mommy!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:16:31 2020 No.14052279 File: 168 KB, 768x802, Screenshot_20200501-014001-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051849

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 09:52:44 2020 No.14052890 File: 278 KB, 1080x1266, 1588306714610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052177 Coming up, my dear. You want the charred dough bubble?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 09:59:10 2020 No.14052915 >>14051491 >revealing his power level and coming off as a total creep over this. Do you mean not wanting to date someone who talks like a 12 year old or sperging out over the optimum pizza?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:00:45 2020 No.14052922 >>14052915 Some ladies might be drawn to power levels tho, right,?

Anonymous Fri May 8 10:03:45 2020 No.14052937

>>14052922
If they are autistically into food they might. The vast majority of women don't care that much, you need to be charming in other ways. I wouldn't even say power levels are a detriment as long as you aren't a sperg. Just don't freak out over small shit and talk about it all the time if she's not interested.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:08:17 2020 No.14052950 >>14051453 Looks like someone's great grandpappy had a taste for the mammies

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:20:41 2020 No.14052983 >>14051849 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:45:26 2020 No.14053064 >>14052950 What do they taste like?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:47:59 2020 No.14053071 File: 30 KB, 474x462, 9747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >finna

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:52:36 2020 No.14053095 File: 111 KB, 750x937, 67846815_2509274569304623_8615561891379565826_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sorry, anon, having a mozza' moment

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 11:19:58 2020 No.14053220 This is just embarassing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 11:23:36 2020 No.14053239 >>14053220 Don't let the gluten get to you, guy!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 11:42:08 2020 No.14053307 >>14051080 fuck that pizza looks good

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 15:06:47 2020 No.14054336 Is this chick obsessed with pizza or somthing?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 15:07:51 2020 No.14054338 File: 471 KB, 1080x1364, Screenshot_20200508-150359-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >let us toast to pizzas everywhere, friends!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 15:09:05 2020 No.14054342 >>14054336 Most of the carbon in her body has flowed through pizza ovens

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 15:09:54 2020 No.14054347 >>14054342 Is she a new species? Pizza sapiens?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 19:15:44 2020 No.14055462 File: 989 KB, 750x1000, pizzaautism.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I add additional slices to already sliced pizzas.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 19:58:13 2020 No.14055629 >>14055462 You fixed it, Anon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 20:18:59 2020 No.14055720 4 quarters

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 20:36:21 2020 No.14055819 >>14055462 this is the type of autism i appreciate

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 20:51:45 2020 No.14055886 >>14051044 I would never associate with somebody who talked like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 01:41:49 2020 No.14057006 >>14055462 Wait, wait, wait, hold up, that middle-ish pineapple and ham slice is not transected

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 01:53:20 2020 No.14057029 File: 227 KB, 1078x1113, Screenshot_20200501-214855-02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14055886 Ok, well, maybe garlic knots then?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 02:01:27 2020 No.14057044 >>14051044 Nothing is less attractive than a white woman that talks like a nigger

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 02:22:45 2020 No.14057079 File: 227 KB, 1078x1113, Screenshot_20200501-214855-02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14055886 >Ok, so, maybe we get garlic knots instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 02:29:14 2020 No.14057087 >>14051044 If by “slice the za” you mean mutilate your genitals with a pizza wheel Then yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 02:37:08 2020 No.14057102 File: 298 KB, 1080x1097, Screenshot_20200509-014739-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14057087 >pizza wheel

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 03:45:15 2020 No.14057264 File: 1.60 MB, 640x360, how to cut pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there is only one correct way

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 03:51:04 2020 No.14057281 >>14057264 oh I recognize this guy, he knows his shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 03:53:02 2020 No.14057291 >>14057281 >hey internet, how do i make a three cheese blend for my pizza? >>first get 3 different shredded cheeses >then what?!?! >>then you combine them in a bowl

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 04:00:40 2020 No.14057312 >>14057291 I like how he says hes a two time personal chef at the beginning like its a fucking sport or something

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 04:02:45 2020 No.14057320 >>14057312 I think this one might be even dumber https://youtu.be/SMHXAVelq7A

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