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[Anonymous No.14044062]

Restaurant Stories. Post stories of you working in the food industry. Supermarkets/bars/delivery boys welcome.

[Anonymous No.14044141]

>>14044062
>get my first job at Pizza Hut
>I was 17
>same time I get hired this other dude gets hired, we will call him Fred
>Fred’s cool. He’s quiet or whatever. He’s like 29
>once a blue dudes my age that I know from different high schools and shit will come in asking for Fred
>find out he smokes weed so we smoke weed once in a blue
>one day I go to McDonalds on lunch in my uniform and see some people I knew from back in the day
>they’re like Oh Whatsup my nigga yo you working with Fred?
>yea he’s cool why Whatsup
>YOoo has this dude showed you the draino yet?
>what?
>yea when he runs out of crack, he scraps his pot for coke residue, gets draino and stuffs it in his pipe and smokes it
>naw gtfo
>week later I go to a mom and pop pizzeria
>see someone I was on probation with
>”oh hey anon Whatsup dude, yo I heard you’re working with Fred at Pizza Hut?”
>”yea dude”
>”has he showed you the draino yet?”
>”naw but I heard about it I don’t believe”
>this happens for a month straight where I keep running into people and they tell me about it
>one day we both close and he’s like”yo let’s smoke at my house”
>go over his house
>yo this nigga was actually smoking draino.
>years later hear that he bought a dog, let it shit all over his house and tried to rape another dude

[Anonymous No.14044180]

>get on my motorcycle
>go to vons
>go to diary section
>grab half and half
>go to self checkout and purchase
>put it in my saddlebag
>ride home
>make white russians

[Anonymous No.14044385]

>Be 16
>Working my first job at McDonald’s
>Working the front counter alone on the night shift
>Whole place is dead until a huge Black guy comes in and orders a Big Mac meal
>Sits down alone to eat in the corner
>A minute later I hear “WHAT THE FUCK”
>Giant colored man now fast approaching counter
> Ohfuckohfuckohfuck
> Takes his Big Mac and spikes it onto the counter like he just got a touch down with it
>Looks me dead in the eye and silently points to the explosion of Big Mac debris on the counter
>Big chunk of plastic wrap crumpled up in the middle of it
>I’m too scared to talk
>So this is the ends, old boy?
>Continues to silently stares at me almost long enough to make me piss myself
>Turns around and walks out
>Asked to learn how to work the grill my next shift

[Anonymous No.14044484]

>>14044385
Lol what

[Anonymous No.14044497]

>>14044484
The plastic wrap was in his sandwich when he started eating it.

[Anonymous No.14044499]

>>14044497
yeah but why did you feel the need to point out that he was black

[Anonymous No.14044506]

>>14044141

[Anonymous No.14044518]

>>14044499
Because it makes the story more visually and mentally imaginable. Black Americans have a certain way of acting that makes the situation much different than if it was a white guy.

[Anonymous No.14044523]

>>14044499
>>14044499

You're kidding right?

[Anonymous No.14044525]

>>14044499
Bc he knows his unfounded fear will be relatable to all the other racists on this board.
Honestly should've replaced the poor man's Big Mac, like, what the fuck? How do you get by in life if you're that distracted by someone's skin color?

[Anonymous No.14044530]

>>14044499
>>14044525
You need to go back.

[Anonymous No.14044532]

>>14044525
>unfounded fear
https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2017/crime-in-the-u.s.-2017/tables/table-43

[Anonymous No.14044534]

>>14044518
>certain way of acting that makes the situation much more different
Kind of like how the white guy in the story went completely catatonic at the mere sight of a black person at night time. Cool story.

[Anonymous No.14044541]

>>14044534
He should be. It’s survival instinct. You’ve clearly never been around blacks. I grew up in a mostly black city which is why I know to never relax around them.

[Anonymous No.14044543]

>>14044532
Ah yes, I forgot Big Macs were a major source of violence and conflict within the black community. FFS get your head out of your ass

[Anonymous No.14044547]

>>14044534
More like a kid being afraid of an aggressive grown man. The fact that he was black just adds a certain... statistical relevance to the story.

[Anonymous No.14044552]

>>14044543
13% of the population commits over 50% of the murders and you think they have more legitimate reasons to do that than a big mac? Are you from siberia or something? Have you ever seen a black person? These animals kill each other for stepping on one anothers white sneakers.

[Anonymous No.14044569]

>>14044534
this isn't one of your animes where in the face of an aggressive threat you draw your magical ninja sword and charge the enemy for 999999 damage before hundreds of anime fangirls swoon at your heroism
someday you'll learn that

[Anonymous No.14044584]

>>14044552
Yes and white people make up over 90% of CEOs, except that can't be true because you're obviously an uneducated poorfag.

Now do you see how statistics are useless if you're a fucking idiot?

[Anonymous No.14044592]

>>14044569
Who said anything about a ninja sword?
>angry man quote-on-quote SPIKES Big Mac onto counter
>"Oh, I'm sorry about that sir. Would you like a refund for your meal? Or we can cook you up a replacement if you don't mind waiting."

[Anonymous No.14044593]

>>14044584
What are even babbling about you drooling retard? I’m surprised your fingers can even find a keyboard if you can’t understand basic FBI statistics. Go live around your negro friends in East St Louis and report back on how it goes in a few months if you’re still alive.

[Anonymous No.14044601]

>>14044592
they've trained you well, worker ant.

[Anonymous No.14044604]

>>14044547
Yes, because statistically this kid barely survived this lethal encounter at his fast food job. Grow up, educate yourself, and most importantly, grow a pair of balls.

[Anonymous No.14044607]

>>14044525
If this spear-chucking savage is going to literally throw his sandwich at the counter because it had plastic in it, then obviously this person is driven by hostile emotions and should be dealt with caution. Blacks tend to have this trait.

[Anonymous No.14044612]

>>14044607
this. there's a fine line between being a spineless wimp who goes
>s-s-s-sir p-pl-plastic in burger
and just going hulk tard rage at such a happening as though they've just murdered your entire family

[Anonymous No.14044614]

>>14044593
>Not understanding how statistics are only useful in actual context
>Not seeing the irony of their needless, self-perpetuating fear and racism
>Go get fucked

[Anonymous No.14044616]

>>14044604
Read the bell curve, maybe you can learn a little bit about life beyond what they tell you in middle school social studies class champ.

[Anonymous No.14044627]

>>14044614
please tell me more about how you walk around the streets of detroit at midnight every day and nothing bad has ever happened to you

[Anonymous No.14044628]

>>14044612
>hulk tard rage
If I take this bullshit story at face value, all the man did was say "What the fuck?" in a completely empty restaurant and return his food to the counter. All the other details are moot because it was filtered through a 10 IQ idiot racist's perception.

[Anonymous No.14044629]

>>14044614
Haha you argue like a Jew. The context of the statistics is blacks existing in the world. That applies to that anon’s story. You are so fucking retarded I feel bad for plants because you’re stealing their oxygen with your grug brain neo liberal programming.

[Anonymous No.14044635]

>>14044628
>IQ
You’re on the right track now. Now, read a little bit more about that and you’ll be able to talk with the big boys.

[Anonymous No.14044643]

>>14044627
Yes, because there's only two sides to this spectrum. One side is being cucked by your own racist neuroses when someone is acting completely normal, the other side is daily walking the streets of Detroit at midnight.

[Ramen Post That Everyone Forge(...) No.14044644]

>>14044614
You live in Newport News VA for more than a month and tell me how it goes even tho its a gov city.

[Anonymous No.14044647]

>>14044643
>acting completely normal
>throwing a burger at the counter and yelling
Oh, so you’re so triggered because you’ve got some nig in ya? Was mommy a coal burner?

[Anonymous No.14044653]

>>14044643
>acting normal
Oh right this is considered normal behaviour for you. In fact probably even a good day.

[Anonymous No.14044659]

>>14044499
It's relevant for visualization, have you never read a story before in your life? Are you black? Is that why?

[Anonymous No.14044665]

>>14044584
Jews aren't white dude

[Anonymous No.14044671]

>>14044653
I don't think shouting "What the fuck" when you have plastic in your mouth is that crazy of a reaction.
>>14044647
Nope. Full Chink over here. Anything you can share that I might not know about myself? Since I seem to be surrounded by a bunch of race experts.
>>14044644
Not my fault you live in a shithole state. You live in a shithole area, you'll encounter shitholes. Has nothing to do with race.

[Anonymous No.14044682]

>>14044665
Only cucked hicks believe this. Stop blaming everyone for your problems when you've already won the genetic lottery (according to you, anyway).

[Anonymous No.14044685]

>>14044671
>full chink
>non-human thinking he knows anything about how humans act
don't you have some more infected vermin to eat and subsequently die horribly to?

[Anonymous No.14044689]

great thread guys we really pulled together on this one great job

[Anonymous No.14044690]

>>14044629
>the context is the world existing
That's not how context works, fuckface.

[Anonymous No.14044702]

>>14044671
Lmao complete denial. So obvious that you’re a minority because white people are never forced into this level of cope. Look up the Minnesota Adoption Study. Read the Bell Curve. Look into more statistics on race and crime. You stand on your high horse about how smart you are but you don’t know shit and you’re embarassing yourself. Just stop.

[Anonymous No.14044707]

>>14044682
>Only cucked hicks

Yeah, them and all the Jews who’ll gladly point out that they aren’t actually white when it’s convenient for them to do so.

[Anonymous No.14044710]

>>14044690
Nice argument bro wow all of a sudden i wanna live in a black neighborhood wow you really showed me, damn racism is whack haha

[Anonymous No.14044714]

>>14044671
lmao

[Anonymous No.14044717]

>>14044671
You mom and your sister all 3 billion of them crave and were made to suck semen from my veiny white dick now if you don't have an actual restaurant story story to share fuck off and stop dersiling threads because your favorite subreddit downvotes you so much now you have to come here to where tou don't belong and aren't wanted, lurk moar before posting and learn the culture of where you are

[Anonymous No.14044718]

/pol/ is pure cancer.
Be the chemo by reporting any and all political threads and posts as off topic.

[Anonymous No.14044723]

>>14044718
take your meds

[Anonymous No.14044729]

>>14044718
>oh my god you said the N WORD? Oh no bros, get those report buttons ready! We can’t have this content on our reddit! Everyone needs to feel welcome here, this is just disgusting, im literally shaking

[Anonymous No.14044732]

>>14044702
I'm in denial? Okay. Judging by the amount of responses, it's clearly you whites who need to figure your own shit out.
But sure, I'll read both of those studies from 30 fucking years ago. I'm sure they completely hold up.

[Anonymous No.14044743]

But anyways, getting back on topic...
FUCK niggers

[Anonymous No.14044745]

>>14044743
"a good post. I agree"

[Anonymous No.14044748]

>>14044732
You should be more like your pan faced relatives back in the main land who actually know not to trust blacks and what blacks are naturally capable of. You reek of upper class isolation and being well read in jewish social justice drivel that you are just a complete joke to anyone who has actually been in and experienced black communities.

[Anonymous No.14044752]

>>14044717
Oh okay cool. Let me know when you hit 3 billion blowies from my fellow kin. Good luck!

As far as derailing the thread. I won't argue with you there. But I merely responded to someone else who pointed out the black thing first, then I got like 3 or 4 people come out of the woodwork with dumbass arguments. I couldn't resist.

[Anonymous No.14044765]

>>14044752
>dumbest arguments
>bro violent crime statistically doesnt happen if it’s in a burger king
>bro yelling and throwing a burger is totally normal behavior

I thought zipperheads were supposed to be smart?

[Anonymous No.14044777]

OP here I left to rub one out.
All you guys are losers.

[Anonymous No.14044780]

>>14044777
ok tripscoomer

[Anonymous No.14044784]

>>14044777
Nice trips

[Anonymous No.14044785]

>bug man thinking they can say anything about racism
Stop shitting up the thread you cum guzzling sodomite

[Anonymous No.14044803]

>>14044765
>zero reading comprehension
>he never threw the burger
>why are you further exaggerating an already terribly embellished story
Ironically you're proving my point that white people are so scared that they'll filter any experience with black people through a million mental hoops to justify their own fear. And I never said I was smart, but I am feeling pretty smart after talking with all of you.

[Anonymous No.14044812]

>score some really good coke for s*perb*wl weekend
>banging lines with line cook and other prep cooks all weekend
>take bathroom break before rush one day
>chop up a line while dropping kids off at the pool
>wash hands
>key bump before leaving bathroom
>walk out of bathroom, see parking lot half full of dark blue suvs
>ohfuckohshit
>run back into kitchen
>peek around line to foh to see cops putting in order
>line cook asks me what the fuck i'm doing
>was just being paranoid i guess
>laugh it off, do more coke later
i love coke

[Anonymous No.14044818]

>>14044803
That's not it and you don't understand that we don't give a flying fuck about negros. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.14044821]

>>14044803
If you thought the story was embellished to begin with then it would be awfully retarded of you to be in the thread talking about it for this long. Also look up what “spiking” something means, and no, in the US we don’t use that term to refer to killing dogs before frying them.

[Anonymous No.14044824]

>>14044803
One of these days you'll get over yourselves and stop taking government money.

[Anonymous No.14044830]

>>14044803
>implying 4chan is white
you new here or somethin?

[Anonymous No.14044831]

>>14044803
Lol i think you’re scared of getting kicked out back to your shithole country. But if you did you’d be begging and crying and screaming on your knees to come back, to be around your white saviors. I’ve had more asian woman throw themselves at me than any other race. They always tell me the last kind of man they’d want to be with is an asian one since they’re so effeminate and remind them of their family so I see why you’re so anally devastated.

[Anonymous No.14044837]

>>14044818
>>14044821
>>14044824
Yes, yes. I'm the one who should get over it. Well, in that case, see y'all later! Don't shoot up any schools or anything crazy like that while I'm gone, ya hear?

[Anonymous No.14044852]

>>14044831
Lmao, I said I would leave this thread, and I will after this, but I was born in the States.
So I'm just as ~American~ as you'll ever be, does that make you butthurt? And I'm glad you're fucking Asian women, good for you.
Nothing makes me happier than seeing a 3/10 Asian chick with a 1/10 white dude at my local Target. :')

[Anonymous No.14044856]

>>14044837
Yes you should get over yourself, nobody but yourself gives a shit but your retarded self. Deal with it, bitch.

[Anonymous No.14044857]

>>14044852
>I was born in a garage therefore I'm a car

[Anonymous No.14044862]

holy shit you retards bought the bait so hard

[Anonymous No.14044866]

>>14044837
And the colored monkey reveals his motivation all along: hatred of white people.

Remember - people are always willing to rage against whites if it means they can sneak it under the veil of being pro-diversity.

pic related is him

[Anonymous No.14044868]

>>14044862
You're posting here aren't you?

[Anonymous No.14044871]

>>14044852
>My dog was born in a bird’s nest, so it’s a bird.

[Anonymous No.14044872]

>>14044866
It's monkey jealousy, they can't help it.