Women's kitchen tools

[Anonymous No.14039519]

You....don't...use that, right, anon?

[Anonymous No.14039547]

Only women use excessive ellipses. Nice try, fagette.

[Anonymous No.14039558]

>>14039519
Yes, I do. I'm a trap btw if that matters hahaha

[Anonymous No.14039568]

>>14039558
Traps are still man.

Use your muscles.

[Anonymous No.14039575]

>>14039558
Traps are still men.

Use your muscles.

[Anonymous No.14039763]

>>14039519
I've got a 550 watt Kitchen-Aid mixer.
Use it all the time. Sometimes to knead bread, sometimes to whip cream, or egg whites n shit.

[Anonymous No.14039766]

Shut your ass up, you bitch ass nigga.

[Anonymous No.14039773]

The dough hook on mine always spins the dough into a cylinder, and then the dough goes vertical and is rolled around the side of the bowl, only the bottom half getting kneaded. It's easier to knead by hand than it is to constantly stop the mixer and push the dough back down.

[Anonymous No.14039777]

>>14039519
>pasta
>bread
>sausage
>whipped cream
>fucking cookies

Thing I make all the time, and I don't waste my fucking time.

[Anonymous No.14039790]

>>14039519
>my manliness is so fragile that it's threatened by a kitchen appliance

[Anonymous No.14039794]

>>14039519
>having a tool to do a specific job well
>nooooooo you can't do that if you use a good tool you're a womannnnnnnnnn
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.14039799]

>>14039773
Does it do that immediately?
When your dough climbs up the hook, that usually means the gluten has developed.

[Anonymous No.14039805]

>>14039773
Trust the mixer and let it go, as the gluten develops, the rest of the dough will knead through.
Once gluten develops where the hook is working, it'll climb up the hook and the rest of the dough will start to pull from the sides of the bowl and be kneaded by the hook.

[Anonymous No.14039817]

>>14039763
>>14039766
>>14039777
>>14039794
use
your
hands

don't
be
lazy

[Anonymous No.14039824]

i knead by hand and bake all my loaves in baguette shape on an aluminum baking sheet without a proofing basket or any other meme tool.

[Anonymous No.14039828]

>>14039817
haha kitchenaid go wrrr

[Anonymous No.14039847]

>>14039519
Those are tools, a simple spatula confuses women. Why complicate stuff for the bitches, they'll just end up hollaring at you. Sometimes guys know when to shut up and pick their arguments.

[Anonymous No.14039848]

>>14039519
Let's see you make a proper buttercream by hand you pavement ape

[Anonymous No.14039851]

>>14039558
That thing looks annoying like a bird that wont shut up.

[Anonymous No.14039852]

>>14039817
Work smarter, not harder Rebecca

[Anonymous No.14039859]

>>14039852
A lot of female name are attractive but rebeka, rebecca isn't one, those names make me want to destroy them.

[Anonymous No.14039862]

Real men use powertools

[Anonymous No.14039865]

WOMAN'S CAR

[Anonymous No.14039866]

>>14039519
>I DRIVE A BIG TRUCK AND OWN BIG GUNS BECAUSE IF I GET CAUGHT WITH A STAND MIXER PEOPLE WILL REALIZE I HAVE A 4 INCH DICK!

[Anonymous No.14039868]

>>14039852
There's just something about that name that makes me want to use a flame thrower on everyone with that name.

[Anonymous No.14039869]

>>14039862
lol, DeWalt cuck.

[Anonymous No.14039884]

>>14039862
>>14039865
Those aren't a10s. We got you covered.

[Anonymous No.14039893]

>>14039805
Based and trustpilled

[Anonymous No.14039900]

>>14039828
based

[Anonymous No.14039904]

>>14039773
>>14039805
Also if you're using the C hook, you can try using a spiral hook, if you can find one that fits your mixer and bowl properly.

[Anonymous No.14039918]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI4Z7Dq6Q1g
A10 KICKSTART / MOTLEY CRUE / KICKSTART MY HEART
Women need not apply.

[Anonymous No.14039929]

One will have some bad times if those are targeting you, could be worse, some bitch hollaring at you.

[Anonymous No.14040661]

I wish I had one. My mom has one and I'm jealous of it. Its not just for baking cakes, it can knead dough, grind meat, grate cheese, roll and cut pasta. its kind of a badass machine for a cooking appliance, most cooking appliances are flimsy shitboxes but the kitchen aid mixer is a sturdy beast.

[Anonymous No.14040689]

>>14039519
They're useful for spending a day making 400 macarons, throwing the flawed ones in the trash, and instagramming a bakign sheet of perfect ones including taking 400 selfies of yourself biting sensually into one, throwing out 399 of them and posting the best one on twatter, and then throwing all of them in the trash while tweeing about how "tee hee I'm such a pig" even though all you ate that day was a juice cleanse and dehydrated gluten-free water

A few years ago I posted about how these are a woman toy for LARPing only, and got banned, so we know from this that the mod on /ck/ is female, and an aspiring "influencer"

But you will never be as perfect as butter girl who doesn't even try and she is LITERALLY my wife even though she doesn't know it

[Anonymous No.14040710]

>>14040689
>mod on /ck/ is female
No way

[Anonymous No.14040719]

>>14040710
Yes it's true. I had the screenshot on my last computer but every time I upgrade computers I go "now is my chance to break the bad habits" and I delete all my shitposting folders, my screenshots of different bans I've gotten, the porno of course, and my browsing history that shows "you have visited this page 857,209 times" and I replace the bookmarks toolbar with self improvement stuff, MIT coursework, and shit like that which sometimes I click by accident instead of another tab on thread I'm monitoring, and then feel bad about myself when I close it in a panic so I don't have to think about the positive things I could be doing.

So I can't prove it to you, but take it from me it's really true.

[Anonymous No.14040748]

>>14039519
>assigning gender roles to tools

[Anonymous No.14040754]

>>14039817

why?

[Anonymous No.14040775]

>>14039519
The dough hook attachment defeats the point of making bread at home. I like kneading, mixing, and creaming butter by hand and use the whisk attachment in pic related when I have to. You lose a lot of skill building entrusting so much to a machine and unless you’re constantly making big volumes of baked goods, I don’t see why people insist on this kind convenience and speed. And especially if you’re doing something as stupid and time consuming as bread, you miss out on the best and most meditative part.

Food processors are also dumb. Work for your food you cunts . You have so little to do with the supply chain as it is. Using your hands in your own kitchen is too much work now?

[Anonymous No.14040783]

>>14040775
>Food processors are also dumb
You take that back. I used to think this, but now I use my little ninja food processor for tons of stuff regularly. Immersion blenders are god-tier, too.

[Anonymous No.14040794]

>>14040775
Because making a mess is retarded when you don't have to. Flour gets fucking everywhere, and washing it off after kneading is an absolute pain.

With a stand mixer, I can eat pizza whenever I want, because dough is so fucking trivial to make. I put the shit in a bowl, turn it on, wait 8 minutes, and then I just separate out my dough balls and put them in the fridge.

Kneading by hand is a waste of time. You aren't developing any fancy structure with your technique, all that matters is the ingredients and how long you knead it for.

[Anonymous No.14040816]

>>14040794
You sound upset, weak, and fat.

[Anonymous No.14040967]

>>14040719

Get a life faggot.

[Anonymous No.14040971]

>>14040775

How do I make a smoothie by hand?

[Anonymous No.14040972]

>>14039817
Fuck off I got shit to do, can't stand in the kitchen all day long like a woman.

[Anonymous No.14040989]

>>14040775
how do you make good hummus without a food processor

[Anonymous No.14040990]

>>14040971
you don't use kitchenaid mixer. blenders are based.

[Anonymous No.14040997]

>>14040967
you first

[Anonymous No.14040998]

Meat grinder and blender is all I need.
>kneading dough
I'm not going to waste my time on fucking c*rbs.

[Anonymous No.14041046]

All of the professionals use mixers

[Anonymous No.14041084]

>>14040989
they made hummus for hundreds of years before food processors. you can make in a mortar and pestle. a big one, similar to ones they use to make guacomole

[Anonymous No.14041100]

>>14039519
>>14039777
>>14039817
>>14039828

[Anonymous No.14041118]

>>14039848
was buttercream created after the advent of electricity?

[Anonymous No.14041126]

>>14040971
swords

[Anonymous No.14041128]

>>14040661
my 70 year old grandma used to make and roll pasta by hand. how does it feel to be a man and be weaker than a 70 year old woman?

[Anonymous No.14041167]

>>14040775
>I don't see why people insist on this kind of convenience and speed
>Something as stupid and time consuming as bread


Maybe it wouldn't be as time consuming if you just used a mixer. I can confidently say that I've kneaded bread enough times to know how to do it well. I can also confidently say that it's not worth doing, now that I know how. It's far faster and less messy to get good gluten development using a mixer. Of course, I still shape it by hand after the first rise, but the whole process is less tedious with a mixer if you bake often.

[Anonymous No.14041171]

>>14040816
This is how we know that you don't know what you're talking about. Bruno has used mixers and food processors in a lot of his videos.

[Anonymous No.14041211]

>>14041167
are you Donald Trump or Ellon Musk that your time is so precious?

[Anonymous No.14041361]

>>14041084
who the hell owns one of those except hipsters

[Anonymous No.14041383]

>>14039817
You try doing anything serious with just your hands, I rather leave repetitive work for the machine and using my hands for more complicated jobs, or do you think people do nothing while their mixers are running?

>>14040794
>mess
learn to work

[Anonymous No.14041416]

>>14040748
Yes.

[Anonymous No.14041435]

>>14039519
>The Virgin Artisan vs to The Sunbeam Mixmaster Race Chad.
If your mixer looks like a Beluga Whale with Down's instead of the Starship Enterprise and uses plastic gears rather than machine cut steel you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.14041442]

>>14041383
try it.

[Anonymous No.14041443]

>>14041128
Ugg say wheel bad! Ugg granma no need wheel, Grog stupid and weak with stupid wheel!

[Anonymous No.14041449]

>>14039519
A stand mixer is good if you are:

>a woman
>old
>disabled
>a professional baker

[Anonymous No.14041450]

>>14039817

Do you cook on a stove or rub two sticks together?

[Anonymous No.14041455]

>>14041442
I have made mousses, cakes and bread for two years now without a mixer, and I miss having one. The only thing I will keep on doing with my hands are most shortbread

[Anonymous No.14041463]

>>14041435
It has one plastic gear so that if a dumbshit woman winds up in front of the machine by mistake, the motor doesn't tear itself apart while she's panicking about the scary noise and running around screaming in an empty house. Seems reasonable enough as a safety precaution.

[Anonymous No.14041482]

>>14041450
Heat source isn't the same as mixing appliance.

[Anonymous No.14041498]

>>14041482
Yes it is, using a stove is the lazy way. Go learn to build a proper fire, Sally.

[Anonymous No.14041532]

>>14041498
If making absurd comparisons make you feel better about relying on a mixer, then, sure...

[Anonymous No.14041541]

>>14041532
Imagine being this upset that other people don't waste pointless time.

[Anonymous No.14041548]

>>14041532
If making excuses for not being a man makes you feel better, sure...

[Anonymous No.14041574]

Bread machine go brr

[Anonymous No.14041582]

>>14041541
what do you do when the machine is working?

[Anonymous No.14041608]

>>14041582
Buy a new machine or fix it. If there’s no power then there’s no other choice, I can’t bake bread without an oven unless I go outside and make a fire for flatbread like a Neanderthal anyways. What the fuck do you mean what do you do when there isn’t a machine?

[Anonymous No.14041627]

>>14041608
calm down and read it again.

[Anonymous No.14041658]

Machines are designed and created by men. Tools are manly af. I think I'll make some peanut butter cookies and chocolate milk then fuck my wife stoopid.

My KitchenAid 4C next to my Sunbeam Mixmaster model 12.

The 4C has a Pyrex beehive bowl(4 quart), the Sunbeam is milk glass by Glasbake(4 quart and 2 quart). The Sunbeam is a 50s model and the KitchenAid was made from the 50s-70s iirc and is the longest running KitchenAid model. This one was manufactured while the company was still owned by Hobart probably in the 60s, I have an older white one with a brushed aluminum cap that is definitely from the 50s.

Kitchen Machines are fucking rad.

[Anonymous No.14041752]

>>14041383
nigga why you driving a car
you now you have perfectly good working legs

[Anonymous No.14041774]

I'm gay

[Anonymous No.14041775]

Left to right.
Sunbeam Mixmaster model 3a
Produced from 1935-1937

Sunbeam Mixmaster model 12
Produced from 1957-1967

KitchenAid 4c various models from this line were produced from 1955-1977. The 3c, 4c, 4b etc.

Sunbeam Mixmaster model 1
This was the first production model to boast 10 speeds There were several M4 models prior with 2 or 3 speeds. The model 1 was manufactured from May 16, 1935- August 1936 when it was then replaced by the aforementioned model 3.

(Front) Sunbeam Mixmaster model HM-N. The HM stands for Hand Model and I believe this one is from the 60s.

[Anonymous No.14041782]

>>14041775

[Anonymous No.14041811]

The wife's soulless Ninja Chinese garbage from before we met that never gets used and is covered in cat filth from the storage room.

I think she used it for Margaritas when she was a college sorority thot.

[Anonymous No.14041855]

>>14041435
>projecting manhood on machines
also do you live in 50's Moldova?

[Anonymous No.14041884]

>>14041855
>50's Moldova
Close. Upstate South Carolina.
White people still low lawns here. It blew me away when I moved out here from the SF Bay 10 years ago. In haven't seen a Mexican in over a year.

[Anonymous No.14041910]

>>14041884
Do you still have access to Mexican Food or mostly Caribbean?

[Anonymous No.14042026]

>>14041910
There is a place in Greenville next to the Mercado on White Horse road called Los Meras Tortas that makes legit Al Pastor kebab style. A great taco stand type hole in the wall that is always packed. They specialize in Tortas of course but I dig the California Burrito Al Pastor. Their tacos are good too served traditional on two corn tortillas topped with white onion and cilantro. They have another location in Wade Hampton iirc. But authentic Mexican is hard to find. Most places are crunchy taco gringo shit and something called Pollo Fundito covered in white nacho cheese the local idiots seem to love. I am lucky though, a local restaurant in my town of 2000 people is Americanized but sells authentic Chile Verde over potatoes. It's the only thing worth a fuck there though aside from maybe the shrimp cocktail.

It's not like San Jose or Gilroy with a great taco stand on every other street. And the local food is pretty terrible, even in Charleston. Soul Food is a fucking meme. Absolutely disgusting trash. I went to the famed Martha Lou's in Charleston and got the fried pork chop with the fixin's and it was pretty fucking terrible and I passed out about an hour later and wasted a while day. Fucking garbage dumpster tier.

[Anonymous No.14042065]

>>14041100
someone make this for the love of god

[Anonymous No.14042110]

It's true. Men can't bake

[Anonymous No.14042172]

>>14040775
I bake bread every 3 days or so, if I knead by hand it takes me 30 minutes, if I just throw it into my BOSCH it's a matter of 5.
They are just a massive timesaver, wouldn't want to miss it.

[Anonymous No.14042185]

>>14041167
Bread takes a long time because of proofing and/or preferment . Kneading by hand takes a maximum 10 minutes. Thanks for proving my point, you weak ass bitch

[Anonymous No.14042193]

>>14039828
kek

[Anonymous No.14042220]

>>14041171
Cuz he’s a pro. My point is that amateurs shouldn’t be using this machines unless they evolve into robust, obsessive hobbyists.

There’s also a fair number of videos where he makes things without it.

[Anonymous No.14042226]

>>14042220
you are correct.

[Anonymous No.14042255]

>>14040971
>making smoothies at all
why are you drinking women drinks?

[Anonymous No.14042292]

>>14040689
>Mixer
>Larping only
Maybe I'm just a lazy fuck and want to go take a shower or something while it mixes.

[Anonymous No.14042297]

>>14042220
You might as well say that amateurs shouldn't own anything fancier than a gas grill or a microwave.

Is a stand mixer useful for everyone? No. But if you like baking, if you bake more than 2-3 times a week, there's no reason you shouldn't own one.

[Anonymous No.14042303]

>NOOOOOOOOOOO DONT USE SOMETHING TO MAKE MIXING MORE EFFICIENT AND SIMPLE

[Anonymous No.14042305]

>>14041752
Learn to read, faggot

[Anonymous No.14042309]

>>14042297
>But if you like baking, if you bake more than 2-3 times a week, there's no reason you shouldn't own one.

Of course.

Why should anyone use their hands? Why raise the heartbeat a little bit? Why diminish the chance of cardiopathy development?

No. No. No.

Let's all sit at the sofa and, like ducks in foies gras farms, simply swallow our allotted hypercaloric food paste. After that, we can shit our diapers and throw them out the window, too.

[Anonymous No.14042311]

>>14041782
>>14041775
All that rust and flaking paint is a heath hazard, stupid boomer

[Anonymous No.14042320]

>>14042309
I'm incredibly sorry that the only time your hands and body get any level of workout is when you're kneading fucking dough. I wish you were capable of some decent exercise regime, or had hobbies that involved even the most basic level of physical activity.

But how is that my problem?

[Anonymous No.14042460]

>>14042311
>All that rust and flaking paint is a heath hazard, stupid boomer

>Chinese imports
>Not a health hazard

I use the two in the middle and the hand mixer. The ancient ones on the wings are for display, so I keep the patina. Although they do still work.

[Anonymous No.14043054]

>>14042460
>for display
Oh, your autistic, sorry

[Anonymous No.14043060]

>>14039519
What a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.14043132]

>>14043054
How many anime figurines do you own?

[Anonymous No.14043154]

>>14042311
are you licking your mixer from head to base?

[Anonymous No.14043236]

ITT seething lazy cucks

[Anonymous No.14043305]

>>14039866
seething

[Anonymous No.14043458]

>>14039558
Jesus by the time she finished piping the cake probably went stale