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>> No.14032496
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Based on what? Can you be more clear?

>> No.14033299

I can confirm that both these videos are based

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>> No.14034250

My first question is why.

But closely behind that is: how? How are you meant to eat that in a public setting without looking like a disgusting animal?

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>How are you meant to eat that in a public setting without looking like a disgusting animal?
anon, you're supposed to eat like a pig because its quirky and fun,don't forget to do your soylent face

>> No.14034276
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>> No.14034312

>Mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell
pre internet meme

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>> No.14034328

Americans really?

>> No.14034338

Double soy latte.

>> No.14034385

It generates most of the energy that is needed by a cell to power chemical reactions. So it's quite literary a "powerhouse".

Hears are good and tasty. Not sure I would want this in a burger.

>> No.14034400

This is actually swiss. It's raclette and is usually made with the cheese with the same name.

>> No.14034425

how does she not get up to shit the whole time?

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>> No.14034520

This shit is about 2 Litres of volume away from being a HowToBasic video tutorial. Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>> No.14034531

fucking Kek

>> No.14034552

Serves her right for trying to eat such intelligent animal alive like a fucking barbarian. Disgusting. She looks like a whiny cunt too.

>> No.14034576

Nice fucking job sneaking nut the only jack think that blends in naturally is the burg at 16 seconds. Everything else is just too gross and out of place.

>> No.14034582

>Ok just stay still and gimme a smile
>Ok nic... Really we just spent 300000 yen on this and you waste my time by making a soy expression.
>Ok the latte is ruined here take your cameras and enjoy your filth.

>> No.14034589

Mom says to take of your shoes before you get in the house

>> No.14034623

>doesnt even fucking work

>> No.14034890

First of all that's about five pounds of cheddar. This thing may not be all that bad if you omit that bit of retardation.

>> No.14034899

goddamn fucking asians mate..

>> No.14034989

why wouldn't you just hold the cheese perpendicular to the hot do so it's evenly covered

>> No.14035001

>gayto buns

>> No.14035020

do americans really?

>> No.14035122

This would be good if they stopped at the first scoop

>> No.14035155

Does anyone have the webm of the women's federation egg curry or whatever it was

>> No.14036026

Holy shit I lost

>> No.14036265

this person deserves to be raped

>> No.14036400

amerimutts really disgust me

>> No.14036485

I'm usually rabid to defend people from such statements but this time it's giving me pause.

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>> No.14036507


I hate it when people make shit without any intention of it actually being eaten. No one who actually plans on eating the food thinks of stupid bullshit like this.

>> No.14036516

Because euros aren't the brightest

>> No.14036517


Why are there so many controllers and TVs? I don't have any friends.

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>> No.14036606

I prefer my dogs charred

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>> No.14036863

>sugar free bacon

>> No.14037132

People who smack their mouths when they eat deserve to be gutted in the street.

>> No.14037308

that is horrific

>> No.14037322

is this a parody? (serious question)

>> No.14037342

Which cheese is that?

>> No.14037880

> Sugar free bacon
What the fuck? Do Americans really?

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>> No.14037942

yes sugar free. you put sugar in your bacon europoor?

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No but you amerimutts unsurprisingly do, why else would the webm specify sugar-FREE bacon?

>> No.14038120

No our bacon taste good. We don't have to resort to these third world tricks to make food palatable

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>> No.14039423

Knife and fork would work. But really, you're not meant to eat it. It's instagram bait for basic bitches to go in and take pictures of, take a couple bites, and toss the rest.

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>> No.14039468

she probably started to freak out when the beak came out lol

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>> No.14039521

>bean boy's dream

>> No.14039522

based chugger

>> No.14039523

Looks like it could be tasty. Too bad its ruined by all that ketchup and sugar.

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>> No.14039536

fuck this

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>> No.14039545

fucking chinks I swear

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>> No.14039573

Bruh charred dogs are fucking great. One side is that smokey, sharp "cook it like it was damned to hell" charcoal'd meat flavor and the other is a supple, sweeter meat flavor. The texture/flavor combination is great, and I defy anyone to suggest otherwise. Don't get me wrong, I'll eat a well-cooked all-around dog just as fast, but nothing's wrong with those dogs. Nothing.

>> No.14039618

>42 foods you need to eat before you die
imagine how many of them will never open back up after the pandemic is over, might as well kill yourself now

>> No.14039624

Why the hell is there a random guy on the top left corner?

>> No.14039631

I'm guessing an 8 y/o's birthday party. If this is for literally any other reason, everyone that partook should hang themselves.

>> No.14039634

fucking kek it's well deserved
most are shitty food fads that overindulge with wasted byproduct anyway

>> No.14039649

To imagine the shits and comment on their smell.

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Thanks /ck/, you've basically put me off of eating forever. Why does everything in this thread have 5lbs of fucking cheese?

>> No.14039658

wtf is this crap

>> No.14039666

I don't get it. Why not just eat the burger with animal fries? Like, if you really want to you could just put the animal fries on top of the burger, but why waist your time doing all that other shit?

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>> No.14039688

Thanksgiving newb here. I've never brined a turkey before. If you took out the retarded shit (cheese block, Cheetos, and potatoes), how would this be?

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>> No.14039756

...this is so hideous, that I'm gonna save it and replicate it for Halloween. I'm gonna push for a company potluck just to see people's reaction.

>> No.14039759

Well, that's what they're for so good on you.

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>> No.14039781

I was so engrossed in the horror I didn't even notice the decoration. I R bufoon.

Still, I wonder if you'd be able to get the chicken green somehow that didn't involve a whole container of food dye.

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>> No.14039813

setting a cutting board on it for 30 minutes does literally nothing

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One of the few things itt I'd actually try desu

>> No.14040351

>tfw disgusted yet hungry

>> No.14040369

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtcequpv2tg egg burger

>> No.14040381

Yeah, it's really annoying.
>haha what if I just dumped your side all over the burger and made you eat it with your fingers like some sort of wild monkey wouldn't that be great also it costs more than just getting your meal and side item separately because I'm creative.

>> No.14040787

That toast is clearly buttered.

>> No.14040907

If it cost 1 pound instead of 3 I'd buy and eat these all the time.

>> No.14040945

Do americans really put sugar in their bacon?

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>> No.14041031

fucking funny

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>> No.14041074

Bet she also has mad sword skills.

>> No.14041103

for a moment I thought they ruined all those silkie chickens for a fucking tik tok video

>> No.14041110

oh my god

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>> No.14041141

but why

>> No.14041142

>tri-fold posterboard with clothespins as a snack bag display
my god that's genius

>> No.14041150

better for street food than trying to eat a sloppy fried egg on top of a patty

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>> No.14041189

is this a video made to piss off people

>> No.14041202

Damn Op, that seems to be delicious. Heart is an awesome meat, but i never thougt about mincing it. Will give that a try.

>> No.14041260

Based coronavirus

>> No.14041316

too bad they are gay I would love to date them

>> No.14041338

Thanks I hate it

>> No.14041372

Why dont Americans just microwave a whole cheese directly and eat it with spoons? Judging from these webms, all they do is put massive amounts of cheese on recipes and wa la it's something new and amazing apparently

>> No.14041439
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Really makes you think...

>> No.14041516

You should mix the brine BEFORE you add the bird. Otherwise, that is a good brine recipe. The rest of the shit was retarded as fuck though.

>> No.14041546

She's Japanese, partaking of an eating challenge in Japan.

>> No.14041553

It's Swiss you retard. I'm started to wonder if all these "Americans really" comments are just faggot Canadians >>14038120
I've been to Europe and your food is mediocre and boring at best. The fact that you are confused by sweet and savory (maple glazed bacon) is just one reason you queers suck

>> No.14041647

Why so much sugar?! Your chicken will taste like nothing but sugary ass.

>> No.14041652

If you have a heavy butcher block board, it would be enough weight to compress the dish.

>> No.14041661

my dad referred to dogs as barkers

>> No.14041665

It's from a Japanese variety show, they are literally showing that guys reaction to the video. It's part of the humor.

>> No.14041674

because it doesn't have any sugar retard

>> No.14041698

Good breakfast on-the-go. 10/10

>> No.14041744

do americans really?

>> No.14041747

>I've been to Europe and your food is mediocre and boring at best.
lmao shut the fuck up fat fuck fuckface

>> No.14041781

Too much honey.

>> No.14041784

how much fucking sugar you think he drank there?

>> No.14041785

I was watching this webm and my YouTube music playlist started playing the Let's Go rendition of the Kanto Elite 4 music...and it works.

>> No.14041824

Hey, Chris Broad from Abroad in Japan was there while she filmed this.
Great channel.

>> No.14041829

truly revolting holy shit

>> No.14041837


Here is a Swedish personality doing exactly that.

>> No.14041841

Put some fucking soy sauce while you're at it might as well

>> No.14041860

You animals, you buried it alive.

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These recipes aren't even a full portion. I hate when they do that

>> No.14042209

do americans really need 2lbs of greasy cheese on their plate to eat their meals?

>> No.14042218


>sugar free bacon

pretty sure organic muscle tissue has sugar in it

>> No.14042233 [DELETED] 

I'd say 12.

>> No.14042248

That carrot insertion

>> No.14042258 [DELETED] 

I'd be so pissed off with this bullshit display.
Just give me my fucking drink! Jesus

>> No.14042286

There's 1 and 2 candles beside the cake. So it's either a 12 year old or 21 year old.

>> No.14042317

They'll die if they eat anything that isn't laced with at least 40 grams of sugar

>> No.14042445
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>sugar free bacon

Isn't bacon sugar free by default?

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>> No.14042464

When that slab of cheese appeared I did a physical doubletake. Holy shit

>> No.14042484

ngl I would munch some lobster pho

>> No.14042492

Mukbang watchers and eaters should be rounded up in camps and executed

>> No.14042495

Why do you need to save some for glaze and dip? Can't use just use the excess from the marinade instead? It's all the same stuff

>> No.14042519

I make something similar. Muffing baking pan. I like mine with feta spinach and tomato baked in. Sometimes I'll do bacon and onions too.

>> No.14042526

The bacon itself has no sugar, but some add sugar to the cure mix

>> No.14042562

I was confused by that, i can only assume it means excluding maple glazed, honey, molasses or any other kinds of sugar. because keto i guess.

>> No.14042595

Do european people really?

>> No.14042598
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That was not at all clear from the instruction, but ok

>> No.14042621

raw chicken juice

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>> No.14042757

What you do is instead of this, you freeze your macaroni into a puck, then batter and fry it with a breadcrumb coating before adding it to the burger.

>> No.14042771

See >>14034253

>> No.14042777

Dis triggers my anxieties.

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>> No.14042798

Just 2 jacked bachelor bros in the kitchen making meals for their honeys. I don't see the big deal

>> No.14042806

exactly, at least you can physically handle that

>> No.14042818

>Bartender Ocelot

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>> No.14042844

Why not?

>> No.14042896

It gets views thats it.

>> No.14042903
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>> No.14043253

it's not a shooter sandwich. it twill flatten as it cooks because it's full of all of that soft shit. don't even bother with the squishing step.

>> No.14043257

god this looks incredible. i've always wanted to have a lan party.

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>> No.14043309

Say when!

>> No.14043319

nearly all. if I were to do keto I'd just buy bacon ends and pieces

>> No.14043320

fucking hell. i vaguely remember this scene from my childhood.
What where they watching?
was the kids named Stuart?

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>> No.14043360

imagine the bill

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>> No.14043364

400 DORRA!

>> No.14043444

it's coke zero, so zero

>> No.14043475

It's called a shooters sandwich and to weigh it down you need actual weight, not a flimsy ass cutting board.

>> No.14043485

Just pour the drink ching chong

>> No.14043507

This weeb draws better in pancake than CalArts graduates do in any medium. Neat.

>> No.14043527

wow, she cute

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Bitch nigga ain't got no taste.

>> No.14043578

that guy is sexy

>> No.14043588

how do people eat this slop

>> No.14043630

awwwww it's really good, that is amazing

>> No.14043670

do enjoy my hotdogs without the foreskin attached

>> No.14044297

very bland. you'd have to replace the cheetos with spices

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>> No.14044329

Japanese shows are shit in that their talking head "personalities" need a certain amount of screen time, and in order to fulfill the requirements for this, they artificially boost their screen time by simply sticking their face in a corner of the screen to satisfy the fucking プロヂューサー/監督者/etc

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>American cheese
Stopped watching there

>> No.14044383

Bretty good. An Italian stand sells those buns but with a little green hot pepper in it too.

>> No.14044586

Based dad. Gotta remember that if I ever have kids. Big if

>> No.14044642

Imagine the shit you would take after this

>> No.14044650

you made it?

>> No.14044651

Gators actually bit then quickly spin around to rip things apart.

>> No.14044699

well done

>> No.14044776


>1/3 interesting stuff
>1/3 hurr we made it biiiiig
>1/3 durr there's too much cheeeeeese

>> No.14044932

Is he not strong enough to hold it with both hands and tip it forward?

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>> No.14045067

it just kept going

>> No.14045636
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does this work or are u memeing me

>> No.14045723

is it really butter? I mean what the fuck!

>> No.14045741

>my god that's genius
or you are fucking stupid

>> No.14045758

I hate cheese and will literally never eat it

>> No.14045760

Nobody cares Chang

>> No.14045765

I'm white, I just hate cheese and must tell this thread because there is too much cheese

>> No.14045842

RIP Michael Jackson

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>> No.14046071

they were waiting for a shitty dial up page of a naked woman to load on the library computer

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Requesting Ja/ck/ webms

>> No.14046221

Are you fucking kidding me? #!%Q¦ Muricunts

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>Small cut

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>See the replies about the cheese
>Think it's just a few slices, probably four or five, maybe a small block, can't be that ba-
>It's a large fucking block of cheese

>> No.14046777

I am starting to think Arabs, chinks or ruskies write these comments, because there's no way in hell you can call yourself a European and not know what Raclette is.
I am North African and even I know what it is.

>> No.14046799

What do you expect from a race that thinks the more an animal suffers in death, the sweeter the meat?

>> No.14046805

don't you mean BATTER?

>> No.14047025

its even his footage of her im pretty sure

>> No.14047038
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thats too much

>> No.14047044
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>is it really butter? I mean what the fuck!

>> No.14047047
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>just give me my screwdriver, thank you

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Oh ffs. Not "pizza pie"?

>> No.14047076

No one showed up :/

>> No.14047082

Just give me a couple smaller burgers and the cheese on the side. This is pointless and the burger looks dry and old like it has been sitting for an hour.

>> No.14047124

Wow a keto Dieter's dream!

>> No.14047135

Or Bagnes (fromage de Bagnes). The oldest, the heavenliest

>> No.14047166

You can buy a whole can ofnbeans for $1. They are ripping people off.

>> No.14047175

heh heh. Nasty.

>> No.14047183

good for your next satanic gathering

>> No.14047193


>> No.14047205

>kraft cheese on anything
Just no.

but if you need that texture, look into sodium citrate

>> No.14047208
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>cook the chicken
>cook it again
>and a third time


>> No.14047210

high protein
very /fit/

>> No.14047232

because calfstomach making people obsessed. there is something in cheese that get people obsessed, like heroin.
when i found out that cheese is just stuff made from a calfs stomach i'd never ate cheese again. its gross

>> No.14047239

i hope he die soon

>> No.14047241

whatever. meat like meat

>> No.14047248

They look like good burgers, but I'm a little disappointed that there is nothing particularily gay about the burgers themselves.

>> No.14047260

I didn't post this. Why did you tag me in it?

>> No.14047323

All theyre doing is ruining that shit. That looks disgusting. Imagine how foul that old warmed up lettuce in those burgers tastes

>> No.14047480

The iodine bath really amplifies the flavor.

>> No.14047485

Would you prefer kosher salt?

>> No.14047508



>It calf stomach obsess... the cheese like drug... make u obsess..... when i find out... i never eat.....

Thats better

>> No.14047516


My thoughts exactly. Probably a dumb Yank.

>> No.14047553

This has to be satire. It fucking HAS to be. Also, where the fuck am I fitting a 1.5x3x2 fucking STORAGE CONTAINER in my fucking fridge.

>> No.14047559

I hate the chinese so fucking much

>> No.14047575

It is

>> No.14047591
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>pulling the ribs out

>> No.14047635

This looks good

>> No.14048003
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The cheeto thing happened to me, only with a paczki, my black work pants and jacket and the lecture hall at school.

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>Start with ketchup
>Make more ketchup

>> No.14048042

I guess this, but if you just bring it to a boil then it's perfectly safe to eat, so I don't see why not do that

>> No.14048044

>sugar free bacon


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god has left us and we are truly left to suffer

>> No.14048082

>marinade in double ketchup
>glaze with double ketchup
>dip it into double ketchup

At some point there is sufficient ketchup, this is unnecessary

>> No.14048135

>That huge jar of pickles

Give me that please.

>> No.14048507

its clean bruh

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no one is going to cook this

>> No.14048543

this porn has high productions value

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Rate WebM related

>> No.14048885

oh i know what these are
i used to do this (minus the tomato shit) when i hunted dove
i'd take half a dove breast, a jalapeno with cream cheese in it, wrap it together with bacon and grill it
shit's good

>> No.14048963

Every single one of them deserves to be raped.

>> No.14048964


so this is a weird omelette?

>> No.14048993

I never had dove and because of my country's retarded hunting laws I will most likely never get to try it (they don't sell it here). Pisses me off.

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>> No.14049668

stop pretending to be retarded

>> No.14050008

europoor cope

>> No.14050270


>> No.14050286

I want to see them kiss

>> No.14050297

Modern day jello

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>> No.14050823

Just because you melt the cheese in the turkey doesn't mean you get to pretend it's a sauce lmao

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>> No.14051076

covid-19 claims another healthy young life

>> No.14051123

fuck off

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imagine someone blowing that pile of powder on your face

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whats wrong anon?

>> No.14051689

>caring or knowing who that girl is

>> No.14051712

source on this?

>> No.14051722

With lean meat like heart meat, if you want it to stick together you'll need a binder (like how meatloaf uses egg and breadcrumbs). That's why fatty beef is recommended because it creates it's own natural binder. You can get by without using one, but it just makes it more difficult to work with.

>> No.14051727

You'd want to add in some herbs, juniper berries, and peppercorn. Also, their brine is retarded, you can't just pour cold water, salt and sugar together, you have to boil the water with the salt and sugar so that they'll break down and combine with the water. It's basic saturation chemistry.

>> No.14051744

Started out thinking "hey I just bought a bunch of strawberries, I should do this. Halfway through didn't even know wtf was happening anymore. I'll just make smoothies like I had planned.

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I thought those were crawfish

>> No.14051775

I'm not sure that image corresponds with the degree of mistake you made. Seems a tad dramatic

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fucking cunt spreading stuff on it all slow trying to be all fancy with your fucking soi hands FUCK YOU

>> No.14051795

Pardon me but what in the fuck is bloody mary sauce?

>> No.14051799

Ketchup and vodka

>> No.14051835


>> No.14051847

Does... does this taste good?

>> No.14051852

It's mostly for hangovers and seafood, spritz of lemon juice it in

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>If a dog made cooking videos

>> No.14051956

Uh wow NO excuse me, that has bread crumbs!

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>> No.14052149

This is what happens when you introduce niggers to fine ingredients.

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>> No.14052184

I mean, compared to the other shit, it's not that ba-
>all that cheddar
I take it back

>> No.14052474

__ _________ ______?

>> No.14052551

Fuuuck me

>> No.14053005

It's like they looked at normal recipes, herb butter on a roasted chicken, and had no concept of appropriate amounts. Seems like that would be okay if the chicken wasn't literally surrounded by 2 inches of butter and instead some of the butter was brushed on. Or maybe stuck between the breasts and skin

>> No.14053015

Spaghetti-O's are unironically the "american" thing that grosses me out the most. Is it fucking pasta in a can? How the fuck won't that be soggy and stale as fuck by the time you get it? Fucking ew.

>> No.14053018

hahaha top kek

>> No.14053025

wow a retarded scotch egg

>> No.14053030

I especially like how he lines up the feet and just pushes them forward at once.

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