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What's his best recipe?
>>14030339The American way: Stroke 101
>>14030339Tammy is a lucky lady
He should rename his show to "stroking with jack"
>>14030339Twice Cooked Salmon
>>14030800For me it's church chili with year old frozen brisket
Love me a ja/ck/ thread
>>14030800How can one man be so oblivious to his own ridiculeness?
>>14031713Is he really this inept, or is he master troll?
>>14030339People that stick their tongue out like this to eat deserve extermination. fucking disgusting sub human behavior.
>>14031720yes like chris chan and DSP he's only pretending to be retarded
>>14030339Why does he eat like that
>>14030339His famous boiled diaper
>>14031844Dear god that is ghastly. What the fuck is that even supposed to be
>>14031851An "omelette" that one boils in a Ziploc bag. Lazy man's omelette I believe??
>>14031671>Goes to gym>Immediately heads on over to Arbys
>picking on a disabled and crippled manYou're all monsters
>>14031947Perhaps.But imagine the vinegary bitterness of Tams unwashed dilated asshole.
>>14032195for some reason in spite of everything I think it would taste like mayonnaise
>>14031905Its ja/ck/. Are you surprised?
>>14032817"Look how juicy it is!"
>>14032811>>14032817modern meat doesn't have salmonella
>>14030339this was his masterstroke. a pure stroke of genius.
>>14030339Beating and chocking his son until he bled from his eyes
>>14031786practice makes perfect
>>14030800I'd like the nuwave pulled pork please. If it's not too much to ask id like to request that chef Jack struggle to pull apart the undercooked pork by my side of the table. To hear his frustrated grunts and the mushy squelch sound the pork makes is a once in a lifetime experience.
>>14032854>can you believe that? hya hya beautiful!
>>14031671Stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.
>>14030339Anyone watched the recent Jack on the Go videos? They're hilarious. The one where Jack rages at the Olive Garden app because he's literally less than 50 iq is incredible.
>>14030800I'll start with the Bean Dip with Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos. Cool Ranch is fine, thanks.I'd like the Church Chili and can we make sure the brisket is aged longer than a year please?Let's also get the Spaghetti & Spring Vegetables salad with a double helping of the Lazy Man's Garlic Bread.For dessert, the Romantic Dinner Cheesecake.Then fucking electrocute me as I eat the last bite.
>>14033499for here or to go sir ?
>>14032932such formusing the tongue to guide the pizza into his maw, welcoming it gently before sinking his teeth into it without a shred of mercy or dignity as a piece of pepperonni and a bit of cheese escape his grasp, a tiny reminder that he can't do a single fucking thing rightand a gaze that says if it weren't for his stroke, he would have reached for the morsel with his right hand and pushed it between his greasy lips
>>14030339>goes keto>eats a shitton of animal fathe's going to make it
>>14033339Leave it to jack to order takeout from olive garden
>>14033615I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's pre both strokes.
>>14033703sweet fuck I forgot he had two
>>14033703Nah, its in between the first and second one
How the fuck has nobody posted Party Cheese Salad yet? It looks fucking revolting, even for Jack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
>>14033711>>14033723The sweet spot before it got real but was still medically amusing
>>14031861It's called sous vide.
>>14033711Nothing can kill jack. Strokes, diabetes, kidney stones... you name it
>>14033886imagine being jack, but you cant even kys.
>>14033808Imagine being such a faggot that you can't cook an omelet the normal way
>>14032932this is what he does when french kissing
>>14033748This is Jack's masterpiece
>>14033222Stare into the arbyss, the arbyss stares back.
>>14033808i don't think sous vide involves some of these and a boiling pot of water...