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What's his best recipe?

>> No.14030356

The American way: Stroke 101

>> No.14030362

Buffalo burger

>> No.14030781

Tammy is a lucky lady

>> No.14030784

He should rename his show to "stroking with jack"

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Twice Cooked Salmon

>> No.14030849

For me it's church chili with year old frozen brisket

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Love me a ja/ck/ thread

>> No.14031713

How can one man be so oblivious to his own ridiculeness?

>> No.14031720

Is he really this inept, or is he master troll?

>> No.14031743

People that stick their tongue out like this to eat deserve extermination. fucking disgusting sub human behavior.

>> No.14031758

yes like chris chan and DSP he's only pretending to be retarded

>> No.14031786

Why does he eat like that

>> No.14031844
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His famous boiled diaper

>> No.14031851

Dear god that is ghastly. What the fuck is that even supposed to be

>> No.14031861

An "omelette" that one boils in a Ziploc bag. Lazy man's omelette I believe??

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>Goes to gym
>Immediately heads on over to Arbys

>> No.14031947

>picking on a disabled and crippled man

You're all monsters

>> No.14032195

But imagine the vinegary bitterness of Tams unwashed dilated asshole.

>> No.14032406

for some reason in spite of everything I think it would taste like mayonnaise

>> No.14032754

Its ja/ck/. Are you surprised?

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>> No.14032842

Uhhhhh what?

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>> No.14032854

"Look how juicy it is!"

>> No.14032857

modern meat doesn't have salmonella

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this was his masterstroke. a pure stroke of genius.

>> No.14032921

Beating and chocking his son until he bled from his eyes

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practice makes perfect

>> No.14033005

I'd like the nuwave pulled pork please. If it's not too much to ask id like to request that chef Jack struggle to pull apart the undercooked pork by my side of the table. To hear his frustrated grunts and the mushy squelch sound the pork makes is a once in a lifetime experience.

>> No.14033202

>can you believe that? hya hya beautiful!

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Stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

>> No.14033339

Anyone watched the recent Jack on the Go videos? They're hilarious. The one where Jack rages at the Olive Garden app because he's literally less than 50 iq is incredible.

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I'll start with the Bean Dip with Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos. Cool Ranch is fine, thanks.
I'd like the Church Chili and can we make sure the brisket is aged longer than a year please?
Let's also get the Spaghetti & Spring Vegetables salad with a double helping of the Lazy Man's Garlic Bread.
For dessert, the Romantic Dinner Cheesecake.
Then fucking electrocute me as I eat the last bite.

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for here or to go sir ?

>> No.14033615

such form
using the tongue to guide the pizza into his maw, welcoming it gently before sinking his teeth into it without a shred of mercy or dignity as a piece of pepperonni and a bit of cheese escape his grasp, a tiny reminder that he can't do a single fucking thing right
and a gaze that says if it weren't for his stroke, he would have reached for the morsel with his right hand and pushed it between his greasy lips

>> No.14033619

>goes keto
>eats a shitton of animal fat
he's going to make it

>> No.14033658

Leave it to jack to order takeout from olive garden

>> No.14033703

I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's pre both strokes.

>> No.14033711

sweet fuck I forgot he had two

>> No.14033723

Nah, its in between the first and second one

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How the fuck has nobody posted Party Cheese Salad yet? It looks fucking revolting, even for Jack.


>> No.14033760

The sweet spot before it got real but was still medically amusing

>> No.14033808

It's called sous vide.

>> No.14033886

Nothing can kill jack. Strokes, diabetes, kidney stones... you name it

>> No.14033999

imagine being jack, but you cant even kys.

>> No.14034126

Imagine being such a faggot that you can't cook an omelet the normal way

>> No.14034138

this is what he does when french kissing

>> No.14034659

This is Jack's masterpiece

>> No.14035017

Stare into the arbyss, the arbyss stares back.

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i don't think sous vide involves some of these and a boiling pot of water...

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