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What would you order for your last meal?

>> No.14028013

>>14028003
An uber home

>> No.14028026

>>14028003
Crawfish boil

>> No.14028028

>>14028003
Laxatives and prunes

>> No.14028029

Olive Garden endless pasta. Nothin personnel.

>> No.14028035

>>14028003
ICHIRAKU RAMEN

>> No.14028043

Bbq pulled pork with a couple onion rings placed on top, a side of mc donalds fries and a large root beer

>> No.14028046 [DELETED] 

>>14028003
Barack Obama's still-beating heart.

>> No.14028070
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>>14028003
banana

>> No.14028077

>>14028003
A lot of Texas style BBQ

>> No.14028099
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>>14028003
chinese buffet pizza

>> No.14028110

>>14028003
pee pee and poopoo

>> No.14028130

>>14028003
My momma’s pork chops and mashed potatoes and canned green beans and chocolate milk.

>> No.14028136

>>14028028
Based. Go out in a flood of diarrhea for the janitor to clean up.

>> No.14028420

>>14028099
Yeah dying is going to be a lot easier to take now that I know this miserable looking shit exists.

>> No.14028429

>>14028043
>McD fries.
Of all the possible fries and fast food fries...
why are you even on this sub?

>> No.14028432

>>14028003
bat soup

>> No.14028455

>>14028003
doesn't matter, that guard obviously ate it already

>> No.14028456

>>14028003
pot roast, cornbread, and a root beer float

>> No.14028530

>>14028429
Mc donalds fries are the fries to rule them all. Fuck you

>> No.14028604

>>14028003
a messy poopy diaper

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>>14028429
>why are you even on this sub?

this is bait

>> No.14028714

>>14028003
Lobster, lemon aioli, nice crisp sourdough and a bottle of riesling

>> No.14028726

>>14028003
1 bottle sparkling water
1 freshly pulled shot of espresso
1 cortado
a hot baguette
butter (room temp)
a variety of specialty cheeses
a variety of cured meats

>> No.14028727

Really oily foods and alcohol so I can make an explosion

>> No.14030162

>>14028003
a wet diarrhea burrito

>> No.14030432

So does this shit thread get posted every day?

>> No.14030882

>>14028003
A gigantic pile of corn-studded turds.

>> No.14030896

>>14028003
Probably a medium pepperoni pizza with some buffalo wings and a root beer. Cup of coffee for dessert. Delicious and will make the worst mess post execution

>> No.14031012

A whataburger with onion rings and a chicken sandwich with their honey butter on it too (on their Texas toast)

>> No.14031041

>>14028003
The world's rarest truffle.

>> No.14031071

>>14030896
Oh throw in some flaming on Cheetos for good measure

>> No.14031160 [DELETED] 

pound of fried okra
pound of hush puppies
a chicken sandwich from every local fast food joint
gallon of wawa skim milk
and i wanna watch the thing and play a round of ctf on bloodgulch

>> No.14031165

>>14028046
le cringeworthy poltard

>> No.14031235

pound of fried okra
pound of hush puppies
a chicken sandwich from every local fast food joint

and i wanna watch the thing and play some halo while listening to slayer. fuck you someone got to watch the whole lotr trilogy before he went. i want a goddamn xbox and a final round of CTF bloodgulch

>> No.14031237

Infinite wishes

>> No.14031271

A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast and a dodo egg.

>> No.14031276

>>14031235

>fried okra
>hush puppies

its your last moment before the execution and you wanna spend them in pain?

>> No.14031290

>>14028429
mcdonalds fries are legit some of the best fast food fries out there. and its not even a fucking
>*BURRP* heh heh *crUnch* I love me some maccas
its fucking good. they serve frites-level of fry by the pound for cheap.

>> No.14031296

>>14028003
after thinking for a little bit, I would probably go for some form of BBQ sandwich, crispy fried onions with pickles and bbq sauce on it, large amount of mcdonalds french fries, ice cold root beer, and probably some frozen yogurt for dessert

>> No.14031299

>>14031276
my stomach is made of steel son i can handle it

>> No.14031794 [DELETED] 

>>14028003
A pound of saffron.
A pound of kobe steak.
A pound of lobster tails, king crab legs, atlantic salmon, scallops and oysters.
By the time they have fulfilled my order, they will have no money left to execute me. Checkmate.

>> No.14031823

>>14031794
They usually give you a $50 cap or some shit.

>> No.14031827

>>14028046
>politics on a cooking board
Cringe

>> No.14031863

A child's penis.
They have to fulfill the request. But then that makes them murderers as well. Of children, at that. Due to the logical paradox they have to let me go free. Checkmate.

>> No.14032350

>>14028432
would it be dericious?

>> No.14032404

>>14031794
Most prisons, if you request something stupidly outlandish just go 'Okay, so how do you want your steak done' and BAM you get a new york strip and a single baked potato, maybe some veg if you're lucky.

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>>14028003

>> No.14032470

>>14028003

everlasting gobstopper

>> No.14032480

>>14028003
i probably wouldn't feel like eating desu. you get your last meal literally a couple hours before your execution. last thing on my mind or anyone's mind, most likely, would be what meal you get.

>> No.14032812

>>14031235
>halo for last game
based

>> No.14032858

>>14028070
code?

>> No.14032912

>>14028003
A kiss from the girl I had a crush for the last several years

>> No.14032919

>>14028003
Veal cutlet, pâte de foie gras, and drunken shrimp (live shrimp soaked in alcohol, peeled and left to squirm around). If I'm a murderer getting ol' sparky, might as well maximize the suffering I've caused on the way out with some unethical entrees. Plus all of those are considered delicacies, I guess animal pain is proportional to tastiness.

>> No.14033507

Entrecote with potato gratin, and some red wine

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>>14028028

>> No.14033632

>>14028003
Whatever will make the nastiest and smelliest mess when I die in the chair and lose control of my bladder and bowels.

>> No.14033889

>>14028003
Pizza from this local Russian owned place. They're likely a front but goddamn those fuckers make the best pizza. They also do these real good buffalo potato wedges, double fried for that extra crisp.
Seafood boil done by one of my best friends, plenty of shrimp, potatoes, and mussels.
Grangestone 21 year highland single malt.
Cheesecake made by my other best friend.
I want both of them to be there of course, we'll watch Thief and To Live & Die in LA, my favorite movies.
When I'm drunk enough they can carry me to the chair.

>> No.14034528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSuhPLFMnmk&list=RDuSuhPLFMnmk&start_radio=1&t=0

A heavy hunk of jelly and a fried rainbow
A rainwater cocktail and a breeze a la mode
A barbecued brick of chocolate ice cream
Bring me a plate of stewed moonbeam

>> No.14034611

>>14033889
sounds like a decent last meal friend. would even say you have good taste, a rich life, and a taste for the true fine things in life. because of this and my love of huge citys and movies about them I'm gonna watch to live and die in LA

>> No.14034616

>>14034611
oh yeah, for my last meal I'd get them to spit in a pot of boiling water and write soup on the pot. that and a glass of salty milk a la coin

>> No.14034621

Portillos italian beef with a root beer. Reminds me of family and it's one of my favorite meals.

>> No.14034631

>>14028003
A bag of popcorn kettles as one anon said in another thread

>> No.14034637

>>14028003
A 24-pack of Dr. Pepper and an entire day of playing Nintendo 64 games.

>> No.14034922

>>14031863
Spotted the Jew

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>>14028003
For me it is the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>> No.14034934

>>14028003
An Everlasting Gobstopper.

>> No.14034935

Petrol and blue cheese so when they give me the zapper I do the big brapper

>> No.14034938

10000 angry whoppers with onion rings.
a coke for each.

>> No.14034948

>>14031863
Is this why they are encouraging children to go trans? So they have a supply of children’s penises?

>> No.14034990

A single green olive.

>> No.14035000

>>14028003
Nashville hot chicken, breast and thigh (might as well,) french fries—shoestring; half with just salt, half coated in minced garlic and parsley cooked gently in melted butter, steamed and sauteed green beans, roasted zucchini, coleslaw, yeast rolls like they have at Golden Corral, strawberry and peach lemonade, peach cobbler.

Will I eat all of it? probably not. I'm gonna fucking die later. Will I try? You bet your ass I will.

>> No.14035004

diet coke and mentos

>> No.14035106

>>14034990
motherfucking underrated and based

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A cupcake with the key to my cell cunningly baked inside.
(paints)

>> No.14035415

>>14028028
based practical joker

>> No.14035440

>>14028003
a humble pastrami Reuben (must have swiss cheese and hot mustard+thousand island) and a piece of strawberry cheesecake

>> No.14035476

My state outlawed last meals because someone ordered like $500 of food and then turned it down.

>> No.14035520

>>14028003
An 8 year old boy, completely hairless.

Nice.

>> No.14035670

>>14028003
Nothing, the anticipation of finally getting to die would be too overpowering for me to think of anything else. I would ask for a soda if not, but they'd probably bring me a lukewarm can or something and I'd want it ice cold.

>> No.14035687

>>14028726
Eat a vegetable dude

>> No.14035710

Boiled milksteak. Served over jelly beans, raw.

>> No.14035747

>>14028003
Barack Obama's beating heart

>> No.14035785

>>14028003
4 spicy chickfila sandwiches with chickfila sauce, 3 original chickfila chicken sandwiches with polynesian sauce, two of the biggest frosties from wendy's, and an ounce of beluga caviar.

>> No.14036438

tempura onion rings
slow-cooked frijoles w/ pico de gailo and avocado
1 pound of diner style hashbrowns formed into crepes
blueberry pancakes, one decent sized stack w/ maple syrup, cinnamon sugar and whipped roasted peanut butter
2 heads of broccolli, seared w/ massamam curry and coconut rice
battered oyster mushrooms w/ plum sauce over fried vermicelli

>> No.14036839

Walts Favorite Fried shrimp and a Cheddar Bay biscuit from Red Lobster.

There's a list of last meals on Wikipedia.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

>> No.14036862

A fish tank of soy sauce chicken Chowmane.
If electric chair, a bag of corn so I pop like a balloon and scare everyone.

>> No.14037116

>>14035710
raw jellybeans? are you fucking kidding me? i'm not some kind of animal!

>> No.14038806

>>14028003
A slice of peach pie with a small scoop of vanilla ice cream
Two roasted chicken drumsticks
Strawberry, blackberry, spinach salad with a light vinaigrette
A glass of Riesling and a sprig of parsley to freshen my breath on the way to the chair.

>> No.14038818

>>14028003
Isn't there a state that still uses the electric chair or did they stop?

>> No.14040009

>>14028003
Rice pudding with cinnamon sugar.
Used to be my favorite food as a child, might aswell indulge in some nostalgia before I die.

>> No.14040140

a kiwi bird hopped up on caffeine and greased up I can't use my hands

>> No.14040146

>>14028003
freedom

>> No.14040981

>>14028429
>Sub
Fuck off to Reddit.

>> No.14041226

>>14028003
gay sex with a very tight 15 year old boy