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14027653 No.14027653 [Reply] [Original]

There's my favorite regular! I was beginning to think you weren't gonna come have lunch with me today! What's it gonna be, hon?

>> No.14027663

>>14027653
nachos in cheese whiz and a 40 full of hurricane

>> No.14027679

Your finest crab legs, m'lady

>> No.14027745

Diner sandwiches are usually pretty bomb

>> No.14027748

>>14027653
Can we make her a meme like Robert and the Kinoplex? I fuckin love negresses

>> No.14027905

>>14027653
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ARSENIO HALL IN A WIG?

>> No.14027981

>>14027653
Ill have the mcchicken, with three extra sauce packets thank you very much, and keep the change

>> No.14027987

>>14027653
A man can dream.

>> No.14028009

>>14027653
I'll take four chickens and a coke.

>> No.14028025

>>14028009
No dry white toast?

>> No.14028032

>>14027653
I'll have what you're having later tonight at my place naked

>> No.14028052

in the wire, a guy looks at a waitress hornily and then it cuts to them banging. what i need to know is what happens in the middle.

>> No.14028061

>>14028052
He told her he had a bigger tip for her at his place if you get the insinuation of what I'm hypothesizing this fictional character is implying

>> No.14028064

>>14027748
Robert and the Kinoplex?

>> No.14028067

>>14028052
mcnulty probably made a bunch of snarky remarks and maybe slapped her ass once or twice

>> No.14028068
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14028068

>>14027653
>tfw the waitress you hook up with at your regular breakfast place OD'd and died

>> No.14028073

Hook it up with some curly fries and a bbq bacon burger!

>> No.14028095

>>14028052
he showed off his dickprint

>> No.14028242

Veal cutlets and a side of water with alka seltzer and ibuprofen

>> No.14028280
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14028280

>>14027653
A Dog Fashion, please.

>> No.14028343

>>14028068
Sucks man. Fuckin fenty

>> No.14028345

>>14027653
I'll take the deep shit pie, Jenna! Uh, I mean deep DISH!!

>> No.14028361

>>14027653
I'm down, babe. The gf walked out on me for a man with more money. Got anything to cheer me up?

>> No.14028418

>>14027653
Y-you too! I'll have a uh, uh.... Can I uh get the uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.14028459

>>14028280
New style asshole blowing sounds interesting.

>> No.14028557

>>14027653
Oh the usual Jenna. Just a burger, little bit of pink. Side a fries and a coke, please. Thanks!

>> No.14028576

>>14027653
This is what artists and intels think happens in real life

>> No.14028581

>>14027653
I just came in to pay my tab, I gotta go check in for surgery on this stomach cancer and can't eat nothing.

>> No.14028610
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14028610

I used to be a regular at this Mexican restaurant when I lived with my dad, haven't been there in ages. I always got their gorditas, tamales, or green chicken enchiladas.

Maybe I should order from them next time: I don't live that far anyways and I'm sure I can do takeout.

>> No.14028629

>>14027653
hi, i never been to a restaurant before. what can i get ya?

>> No.14028645

>>14027653
I had a dream I was fucking a girl who looked exactly like this a couple of nights ago.
Shit was cash.

>> No.14028666

>>14027748
Faggot

>> No.14028745
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14028745

I'll have the brisket.

>> No.14028775

>>14027653
ill have a few fries and a hot dog wiener please

>> No.14028776

>>14028032
im so confused
are you asking for dick?

>> No.14028988

>>14028032
Second thoughts?

>> No.14029194

I'm so lonely.

>> No.14029209

>>14027653
PLS MAMA

>> No.14029227

>>14028064
Meme from /tv/, it's like the one funny thing that's come out of there.

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14029393

>>14027748
based

>> No.14030589

>>14029393
Truly amazing

>> No.14030927

>>14029393

Fuck man, my fucking dick. Not fair.

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>>14028052
He probably gave her shit while complimenting her every so often. The old cat and string game. Slutty waitresses love it.

>> No.14030952

>>14027653
>Glass of fresh squeezed oj
>chorizo omelette with pepper jack cheese and grilled onions
>extra crispy Potatoes O’Brien
>homemade biscuit with butter and honey to drizzle over it
I love you buttercup, you are one of the last shining stars in this shithole they call the Bay Area. If anyone lives in thy hell hole you should make it to this place and a place down in San Leandro called Harry's Hofbrau

>> No.14030954

>>14029393
Kek

>> No.14030963

>>14029393
God please let me meet someone like that one day.

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>>14027748
based.

>> No.14031393

>>14027653
Y-you too.