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What's the worst meal you were ever served? Bonus points if it gave you food poisoning.

>> No.14025399

had lobster and rice in Mexico
the tail was as big as my pinkie and it came with maybe a cup of veggies and the tiniest serving of rice
i waited an hour and a half

>> No.14025432

Wasn't a meal but I got pretty sick from drinking a pitcher of beer from a dirty tap. My brother and I both got the chills and threw up for days.

>> No.14025439

>>14025353
Beef kidney.

>> No.14025443

>>14025399
they exploit gringos like you

>> No.14025449

>>14025353
bought california rolls from a mall stand for lunch once. They put celery in the roll. The crunch was horrible, the flavour profile was horrible, I had a terrible time. I use celery for cooking, but it is the one vegetable I uniquely can't stand to consume on its own, whether raw or cooked. Ruined my day.

>> No.14025456

>>14025399
If you waited even an hour for your meal you're a dumbass

>> No.14025462

>>14025456
>>14025443
i was 14
chill out

>> No.14025468

raw fucking double cheeseburger from BK
they were already on my two strikes list and I thought I'd found a branch that was decent
one bite and its cold and raw just browned on the outside
BK now on my permanent black list

>> No.14025479

Golden Corral I guess I can't prove it but I know I got it from the salad bar. I get home later that night I start having diarrhea this went on for a couple days. I became super dehydrated by the third day I knew I needed to go to the hospital but I would not because I knew what would happen I literally couldn't go 15 minutes without running to the bathroom. I recovered after 4 days but it about killed me.

>> No.14025488

My grandma's spaghetti. I love her dearly but it's fucking gross. Her Noodles are over cooked and everything is drowned in canned, watery sauce. She's an amazing cook otherwise, no one just has the heart to tell her its nasty

>> No.14025507

>>14025468
I thought everything at fast food joints was pre-cooked because you can't trust wagies to do their job properly.

>> No.14025510

>>14025353
the one where i realized america lost the second world war

>> No.14025552

>>14025353
Got food poisoning from a "Asian inspired taco" at a shitty place in Portland some years ago. I hate myself for eating there because even before I ordered it, I had a general policy of avoiding hipster/fusion food.

>> No.14025628

Fucking nachos at Chili's.They had somehow bungled the frying of the chips more than I even thought was possible. Many of them were clumped together, and some were crunchy as fuck and tasted like burnt oil, somehow others were chewy. Garbage.

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>>14025507
can't trust neets on /ck/ to understand how even the most basic fast food places work, either
meat at fast food places isn't pre-cooked, but it's usually prepared on a clam grill
should something be wrong with the placement of the meat, the settings, the timer, et cetera, it's pretty easy to get a product that's raw on the inside and cooked on the outside
pretty easy to not fuck up though, and the employee should be reprimanded at the very least

>>14025449
this post could have been written by me desu
are you and i the same person

>> No.14026081

>>14025353
Unironically rare steak when I was visiting a friend in America.
>go to high class steak house
>tell him to order me something because I've never had American style steak before
>steak arrives, no sauce, everything looks dry as shit
>whole jalapeños as vegetables?
>potatoes are covered in cheese
>steak isn't seasoned
>want to complain
>friend says "No bro, you only season with salt!"
>we have a massive global spice trade for this?
>steak is raw in the middle
>want to complain
>friend says "No bro, that's rare, it's supposed to be like this!"
>bite into it
>it's cold in the middle and tastes like water
>bill arrives
>$50 each
>20% gratitude not included

>> No.14026093

>>14025353
bologna and mayonnaise sandwich, clam chowder, and seeded grapes. Got food poisoning.

>> No.14026096

>>14026081
It wouldn't have been cold in the middle, so you a liar.

>> No.14026107

>>14026096
Not ice cold, but less than body temperature as it felt colder than my tongue.

>> No.14026128

goat testicles. Very metallicy. Actually not the worst thing I have eaten but it was bad.

>> No.14026136

It was lunch at a thai restaurant, I don't remember the name of the meal but it was a sesame chicken stir fry and fried rice combo
>veggies were limp and sticky
>rice was somehow both undercooked and mushy
>the "meat" that was supposed to be chicken obviously wasn't and I couldn't tell what it was
>everything was covered in some sort of soy-sesame sauce that stanks and was too salty
It came pretty fast and was cheap so I just took a mental note to never come back.

>> No.14026151

>>14025353
Drunkenly ate pizza that i dropped on the dirty ass sidewalk in the bar district in my city at like 2 AM. Told off women nearby and called them fat cunts when they were laughing at me. Was really sick for days afterwards thought I was gonna die.

>> No.14026163

>>14025479
>I became super dehydrated by the third day I knew I needed to go to the hospital but I would not because I knew what would happen
What do you mean, what did you know would happen?

>> No.14026165

ground beef and pork that was a few years freezer burnt

>> No.14026182

>>14026151
That's a great way to get hepatitis

>> No.14026211

I got a mystery illness from a Japanese restaurant in California once. It was the sickest I've ever been in my life.

>2003
>Go out with parents and a large group of adults to a Japanese restaurant (not sushi)
>Ordered the dumpling variety sampler from the menu, like 3 dumplings each of like 6
>Going to town of those mfs, all of them with varyingly delicious. Gyoza but also different types I don't remember
>Am about 70% done with my meal, go for another dumpling and immediately taste an overwhelming wave of strangely sweet rotten rancidity.
>Vividly remember tasting the crunch of bone, hair, and raw, rubbery rotten meat
>Was too shocked to throw it up or spit it out. Just calmly put the other half of the dumpling down (I took a bite) and for some unknown reason swallow what was in my mouth.
>Tell my parents I ate a bad dumpling and that I wasn't hungry anymore, they see that I've eaten most of my food, said fuck it, go back to talking
>Felt fine the rest of that day
>Next afternoon I begin to feel nauseous, by the night I spiked a fever
>48 hours later and I'm throwing up so much I can't keep down water. By the third day I'm too tired to cry.
>Eventually I was able to keep down small amounts of broth and water
>This went on for almost 2 weeks.
>It didn't go away for almost 4.
>For some reason my parents never took me to the hospital

To this day I have no idea wtf that was

>> No.14026233

My ex's mother would burn the shit out of everything but would act offended if anyone didnt pretend like you were eating at a 5 star restaurant as if she didnt know that she burned it so much that it was inedible. If I burned the hell out of something and the steak was like a hockey puck, I wouldn't basically force people honest it. Part of me thinks she did it on purpose as some sort of power play move

>> No.14026238

>>14026081
Non-american here. I never understood americans obsession with not cooking meat trough. You can have a steak cooked all the way and it's fucking delicious. Yet americans act like anything cooked trough is ruined, dry, chewy, rubbery garbage. But clearly it isn't.

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>>14025353
>cheap can of stew from Aldi
>only meat in it is highly processed sausage
>eat away at night, everything dark except some shimmer from a monitor.
>suddenly crunch
>there's nothing crunchy in this
>spit it out
>little bones with bits of meat on it
Almost threw up. Pretty sure a mouse fell into the processing somewhere. Haven't had Aldi stew since then.

>> No.14026285

>>14026163
Probably meant he would shit his pants if he tried to go anywhere. Wouldn't be as bad as dying from dehydration though.

>> No.14026299

>>14026182
Yeah this was in like September and I was sick for like 4 or 5 days after. Definitely one of my stupider moments and a catalyst for me to regulate my insane levels of public drunkeness. Might as well get a check up and get tested though once all this corona shit dies down.

>> No.14026304

>>14026211
Jesus Christ the description of the rancid dumpling

>> No.14026313

>>14026238
They think they're more cultured for eating it less than well-done. And they don't differentiate between cooking a steak until it's just well-done and continuing to cook it past that point because they'll just say "well-done is already overcooked so there's no difference lol".

Ends up being weird since they understand that you can fully cook a chicken breast and as long as you stop cooking it just as it finishes cooking all the way through it won't be dry. But for some reason they forget this with steak.

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>>14026096
Rare IS cold in the middle retard.
That being said, rare steak is for fucking animals.

>> No.14026415

>>14025353
There's a hotel at the end of my street. One evening in like October my mum insisted we go there with my grandparents for a meal. Obviously the hotel was dead and we were the only folk there. Meal was actually fine but I made the mistake of ordering a Guinness. I guess it had been sat in the lines for ages. Only had a sip or two and it was rank, sent it back and told them to sort their shit. Thankfully my house was only a few hundred metres from this place. I had to abruptly leave the meal. Spent the next few hours vomiting and shitting my guts out. I refuse to go back there but for some reason they still go.

>> No.14026448

>>14026366
The colouring in that image is ridiculous. No surprise that the wording is also messed up.

>> No.14026459
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>>14025353
Was over a friend's house when he was grilling for his family. Served us all a plate when he was done. The chicken was nuked on the outside and room temp on the inside. The meat was so fucking raw it was slimy. Mashed potatoes had the consistency of gravy and the frozen green beans were still flaky with ice. Tossed that shit the second he went out to bring the rest of the food. Watched his family eat everything like nothing was wrong

>> No.14026469

>>14026459
>grilling
>chicken
I bet this tard didn't precook his chicken

>> No.14026506

I went to a sports themed steak house with a relative and we had an onion blossom for an appetizer. The dipping sauce tasted wrong and I was horribly sick for 4 days, he was down for 7.

This was food poisoning bad. Bed-ridden, taking off clothes to shit because it goes everywhere, forgetting where you are and staggering around. We should have went to the hospital. The place was shut down though.

>> No.14026518

>>14026238
>I never understood americans obsession with not cooking meat trough.
What the fuck are you on about? Rare meat is eaten everywhere in Europe. Some Americans continue that tradition but most Americans are dumb boomers who overcook everything.

>> No.14026579

>>14025353
>Go to friends house for sleep over as kid
>Spaghetti for dinner
>It's mr.noodles ramen covered in ketchup and a raw hotdog
It was absolutely horrible.
They where Newfies.

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>>14025353
Got a Bahn Mi, filthy cunts put Cilantro/ coriander on it. Fucking disgusting. I nearly died from the shit.

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>>14026518
>What the fuck are you on about? Rare meat is eaten everywhere in Europe.
Lithuanians cook everything into jerky. They aren't happy unless you need a circular saw to cut your steak.

>> No.14026735

>>14026415
Did it smell fine at first? I'm wary of food establishments places that don't get much business because it means either stuff has been sitting around or people stopped going there for a reason even if the prices are reasonable.

>> No.14026741

>>14025353
I rarely like going to casual dining places like Yard House, BJ's, and Maggiano's because there's almost always an hour-long line for tables and I always get a half portion of mediocre food for double the price it should've been.

>> No.14026806

>>14025353
Ive got a couple
>spinach and onion enchilada
Absolute crap from a local "mexican" resturant, canned spinach, undercooked onions, the cheese tasted like american, it was bad and i couldnt finish
>cheesy oysters
The local chinese buffet has these and they are revolting, i have to try one each time i go in because my friends, family, and coworkers like them, but i still cant stand them
>buffet whole crawfish
Tried it, tried to suck out the head, instant gut reaction had me vomiting in the parking lot

>> No.14026910
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>>14025479
Sounds like when I caught the norovirus at UC Boulder from some dude preparing burgers a la carte. About 10 people on campus got it. It was the sickest I've ever been. My belches began to smell exactly like rotten eggs, and I was burping all the time. Shitting every ten minutes for DAYS. My gall bladder couldnt keep up so I was essentially shitting stomach acid, which quickly led every shit to become an agonizing experience. Every atom in my body didn't want to experience that kind of pain, but I was forced to..every ten minutes. I'd eventually fall asleep, only to wake up to having shit myself. I began sleeping in the tub because of this. I threw up once while laying on the couch. I distinctly remember my cat coming over and trying to "bury" it. This lasted for nearly 7 days. FUCK whoever prepared that burger.

>> No.14026919

>>14026518
>Rare meat is eaten everywhere in Europe.
Fucking is not. Europeans Boil and cook everything full trough. Maybe the english at best eat rare shit, but certainly no one in mainland Europe.
There are some exceptions like Germans eating raw pork, but in general if heat is applied to meat in Europe it's cooked trough.

>> No.14026990

>>14026415
Two sips had you vomiting and shitting for hours??

>> No.14026994

>>14026910
How do you know it was noro

>> No.14027029

>>14026994
Well, I got a definitive answer from my doctor after they took a stool sample and sent it to the lab for analysis. But I was 99% sure that's what it is beforehand. I was getting my doctorate in Molecular Biology at the time. The rotten egg burps are also a dead giveaway.

>> No.14027057

>>14027029
Damn. Noro scared the shit out of me for a time in my life when I was living pretty rough in a slum full of rats, had me so paranoid I would catch it and kill me. Glad to hear you recovered.

>> No.14027070

>>14027029
>>14027057
Oh wait nvm I was thinking of hanta virus. Anyways still glad to hear youre OK anon

>> No.14027088

>>14027070
Yeah, hantavirus is the one with the 36% lethality rate. Not that I wouldn't be a little on edge if I were around rats all the time like you were, but there have only been 728 reported cases in the U.S. since 1993, so you probably could have been sleeping in a rat nest and still would have been fine.
Thanks for the kind words.

>> No.14027095

>>14026919
>There are some exceptions like Germans eating raw pork
GOOD GOD

>> No.14027101

>>14027095
>GOOD GOD
It's actually quite tasty.

>> No.14027103

>>14027029
>The rotten egg burps are also a dead giveaway.
Interesting. A decade ago I had a similar problem except I thought it was giardia. The long of the short is that I went to a doctor and paid for some antibiotics based on this guestimate (I didn't have health coverage at the time and didn't want to pay for testing out of pocket) and it did the trick.

>> No.14027132

>>14027103
Doing a lot of pond-water drinking at the time, anon?

>> No.14027147

>>14027132
Honestly I'm not sure what it was. I'm guessing it was a sanitation issue somewhere down the line between working out doors constantly the cooler water available to us at the time.

>> No.14027218

>14025432
alcohol kills germs though

>> No.14027227

>>14025468
I got some cheese curds from DQ a few weeks ago, and when I bit into one, it was still frozen on the inside. Fucking disgusting shit. I didn't go back, because I was too tired. Never going there again

>> No.14027257

When I was an undergrad I took part of an internship that at the end every team of the program met at a symposium. They flew everyone there and the night before the event they served some Mexican buffet bullshit. Not only was it bad but I got food poisoning and so did like 15 other people. Luckily for some reason I had a room for myself because I was shitting and puking all night long. Literal streams of diarrhea coming out of me. My stomach and chest were hurting because of the vomiting.

>> No.14027298

>>14026919
You are literally fucking retarded. Steak is eaten rare all the time in Italy and France is a fucking meme because of how blue they eat steaks and duck.

>> No.14027305

>>14025468
You deserve it worse for even giving BK a chance.

>> No.14027378

>>14027298
I mean of course these days the fucking "I like my meat uncooked" shit is all over europe since everyone is taking on american culture. Some countries even celebrate Halloween and such. But traditionally rare meat is not really an european thing. As for france, fuck do I know what the weird frogeaters are doing.

>> No.14027398

>>14025552
Are you talking about that hipster place downtown thats sandwiched between a starbucks and mcdicks?

If so, they closed.

>> No.14027438

Street fish in Vietnam, it was disgusting but shockingly enough no parasites or food poisoning. Guess growing up in a dog shit trailer paid off.

>> No.14027447

>>14026211
>That Dumpling description
I literally regurgitated a corner of my morning croissant back on to the plate upon reading that and I usually have a iron stomach for these things.

bravo.

>> No.14027463

>>14027378

Tartare is a favorite dish in Paris

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>>14027305
BK and I had some good times I try to give them a chance

>> No.14027584

>>14027378
Fuck off retard, nobody is believing your shitty bait

>> No.14027613

>>14026582
Banh Mi normally has cilantro in it. You're an unlucky tastelet that has the gene that makes it taste like soap.

>> No.14027618

>>14025896
>are you and i the same person
that would be great anon because if that celery roll debacle happened twice in the world that is two times too many

>> No.14027621

>>14026313
no, rare-medium steak just tastes better

>> No.14027682

>>14025353
not a food, but I ordered a whiskey sour and they just gave me whiskey and 7up in a cup coated in soap.

>> No.14027767

>>14026910
>eventually fall asleep, only to wake up to having shit
I know that feel, bro.

>> No.14027792

>>14026081
>>14026238
>>14026313
Why are tastelets allowed on this board?

>> No.14027810

>>14026211
anon you just made me puke

>> No.14027878

>>14026211
Ancient Japanese secret

>> No.14027963

>>14027792
Why would you want to eat uncooked meat? I just don't understand.

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>>14025353
waited 1.20 hours for a 30cm Calzone that was 70% cheese and a few pieces of ham, bread was pretty chewy. Thing is the beer was amazing so i was pretty drunk and decided to finish the whole thing. As I walked home I realised that for the first time i was genuinely feeling like i had been robbed and left disappointed. Was an odd feeling. Decided take make my own Calzone a week later; it was amazing.

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>>14025353
Crawfish Et Teufe from Joe’s Crab Shack.
Gave me some funky ass food poisoning that made me puke my guts out for two weeks. I puked at least 10 times a day. I should’ve gone to the doctor but I didn’t have health insurance at the time so I decided to tough it out. I was lucky if I could hold down a bag of ramen noodles per day. I lost probably 25 lbs in the two weeks that I had it. It was the most god-awful sickness I ever had to endure. I’m surprised I didn’t die.
I never ate Joe’s Crab Shack ever again after that.

>> No.14028053

>>14027996
I probably would've gone back at least two more times. I have a three strikes policy with restaurants unless they're overpriced. That's a one strike policy.

>> No.14028109

>>14028053
I gag anytime I drive by a Joe’s Crab Shack ever since that experience. Strange as it was, I could hold down whiskey very well during the two weeks. I drank a lot of whiskey during that two weeks.

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>>14026279
did you try calling customer service, probably could have gotten some money out of it.

>> No.14028133

>>14026211
>go to Chinese buffet
>eat “treasure shrimp”
>taste the exact flavor you described
>literally holding back puke at the table
>walk to bathroom as fast as I can and throw up in the sink
Don’t eat Asian “treasures”

>> No.14028159

I was studying abroad in Russia, and when I came back my parents picked me up at Newark. I was craving some of the quintessential American fried cheap shit, so I got fish and chips and hushpuppies at some place at one of those shitty NJ rest stops. I swear it was called "Johnny English's" or some shit like that. Well, the fried shit was edible even though the "fish" came in triangles, but the coleslaw was bad. Rancid. I ate a few bites before realizing, too

Also had some pretty terrible meals in New York, which sort of shocked me because even though the food is expensive and New York is a scam in city form, the food was usually pretty good no matter where you went. One time I got a chicken parm at some dingy "Italian" place a few blocks away from Times Square which was obviously frozen, and it was rubbery. Best part of that meal was the blood orange San Pellegrino

>> No.14028254

>>14026279
why do you bite into some gristle while eating sausage and immediately think a mouse somehow got into the can?

>> No.14028285

>>14028159
long john silver?

>> No.14028286 [DELETED] 

1. I was doing the stupid raw primal diet. I had convinced myself eating raw meat made me an elite due to brainwashing by a giant forehead Latvian (known to be a school stabber). They all told me it’s impossible to get sick but I got really ill after eating disgusting raw beef heart and liver . Threw up for a few hours

2. Sister said she’d make dinner when parents weren’t home. Was hungry af and when it was presented it was essentially chicken breasts with flour and no breading . I regret getting mad but I was perplexed and bewildered how someone could think such a travesty was acceptable . My sister and I still don’t get along but I still love her

>> No.14028312

>>14028129
No, I was just disgusted and immediately threw it away.
>>14028254
Because the only meat that is supposed to be in that can is so highly processed that there shouldn't be any "gristle" in it. Imagine finding little bones in your can of spam, you probably wouldn't be thrilled.

>> No.14028316

>>14026211
>didn't spit it out
>parents didn't take you to a doctor
Natural selection.

>> No.14028318

>>14025479
You're supposed to stay hydrated if you're having diarrhea idiot.

>> No.14028329

>>14027991
Did you tell this story in a different thread?

>> No.14028337

>>14026128
>goat testicles. Very metallicy. Actually not the worst thing I have eaten but it was bad.
>Not saying it was 'baa-aaad'
Wasted opportunity desu

>> No.14028339

>>14028109
You would probably have been over it in four days if you weren't doing that.

>> No.14028435

>>14028337
>not saying he ballsed it up

>> No.14028438

>>14027095

Labskaus is amazing

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>>14025462
>chill out you’re hurting my feefees!!!
back to /r/editt for you snowflake cuck

>> No.14028488

>>14028462
>says the quarantineposting iphonefag
post about food or fuck off summerkid

>> No.14028580

>>14028329
i think so. might have been drunk at the time

>> No.14029253

>>14025353
I bought a "homemade" meat pie at a pit stop and I'm pretty certain it was filled with dog food. Cold, low quality meat and filler

>> No.14029283

>>14026919
>There are some exceptions like Germans eating raw pork
But that's the only thing. Otherwise everything is cooked through or even overcooked traditionally unless the dish is more french style.

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>>14028488
>post about food or fuck off summerkid

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>>14025462
"was"? last year wasnt that long ago you drag-queens cumfart.

>> No.14029433

>>14026919
Nah fuck off mate, we eat meat rare in most european countries except fucking britain who boils everything, stop talking shite

>> No.14029438

>>14026459
>>14026469

My boomer dad did this when I was a kid. Would be usually drunk and bbq chicken that was pink and bloody (like jack) Inside. He would (and still does to this day) refuse to precook, insisting that is the wrong way to grill chicken. He won't separate the thigh from drumstick either. Surprised none of us died (though I did sneak off to puke it up a few times). If anyone didn't eat his fucked up chicken he goes into a fit of rage about how there is nothing wrong with it.

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>>14027378
>Being this fucking retarded

>> No.14029442

>>14026579
Newfie food is nightmare tier. They are usually smug and talk about how it's good or down to earth or something too which is weird

>> No.14029479

>>14026469
>>14029438
You don't have to precook anything, you just have to not leave it directly over the coals or over the highest heat setting the entire time. Supposed to just give it a sear then move it to a cooler spot to finish cooking, like searing something in a pan then finishing in the oven.

>> No.14029485

>>14025353
I've been lucky and never had anything really bad at a restaurant. At worst it was something bland I don't even remember.

>> No.14029526

>>14026238
American here, I always cook my steaks medium or if I go to a steak house I order medium well. Uncooked food drives me insane. I think that shit was started in the late 70's. Something to do with sex appeal on dates and seeming animalistic or wild. Retarded though I agree.

>> No.14029530

>>14027378
>Americans invented rare steak
You are some special kind of retard.

>> No.14029544

>>14027103
Norovirus doesn't last long anyway, so likely it was norovirus and the antibiotics did nothing.

>> No.14029580

>>14025353
chicken fried steak and anglo-style veggies in Texas

>> No.14029599

>>14029580
>anglo-style veggies
what exactly do you mean by this?

>> No.14029613

>>14029599
extremely bland with the displeasant texture of something that has been boiling for way too long then put in a can then served at a restaurant.

>> No.14029630

>>14026806
>buffet seafood
Why would you do that to yourself?

>> No.14029760

>>14025353
When I was a tourist in Frankfurt we ate at a big old looking tavern, and it was the blandest meal I've been served. I swear to god they just boiled some frozen veggies and whatever scrap beef was lying around the kitchen they had to get rid of.

>> No.14029795

>>14029760
Yes, German cuisine is bland. That's why everything is drowned in gravy and mustard. There are plenty spicy sausages though.

>> No.14029899

>>14029479
Yeah I agree and I've cooked chicken on coals this way. I just feel like for the average boomer and or bad cook pre cooking a bit is a good plan

>> No.14029911

Went to a Japanese restaurant, the kind where the chef performs a show for you. The food was alright but oh God, me and my friend were in the Walmart toilet afterward for like 20 minutes. My stomach felt awful.

>> No.14029926

>>14026366
Cooking rare at home is fine. The issue is that at a restaurant by the time it gets to you it's usually cold.

>> No.14030068

>>14029345
27 years old kiddo

>> No.14030071

>>14029307
>>14028462
Go back you stupid tourist. You redditors leave your cancerous website for 1 day to come here and don't even try to adjust your behavior.

>> No.14030082

>>14026366
120-130 F is not cool. Most people couldn't stand such temperatures without air conditioning. The perfect temperature for tender steak though is 98,6 F or 37C. That's not cool, that's body temperature.

>> No.14030117
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I once ate a 60 cent mystery meat meal off the side of a dirt road in Nepal. I ate it because that country couldnt have a gmo issue and it was covered in soysauce. I got meat, soy and rice. Basically just shit chinese. There was more grizzle than meat. Feels like the right time to tell this one though.

>> No.14030186

>>14025432
Lightweights. Stick to chocolate milk

>> No.14030266

>>14025353
>The worst meal physically
>Went to buffalo wild wings after finishing Uni exams
>All you can eat boneless
>They're reformulated blazin' wings recipe is now just heat no flavor
>Got food poisoning
It was probably one bad wing but the manager was apparently so terrified he didn't just offer me a free meal he offered me enough free meals to bring my entire group back again.
>The worst meal emotionally
>Background: be teen, parents going through a pretty chill divorce
>Beef stroganoff for dinner (already a low tier choice in my book)
>dad was cooking it but had to stop like a quarter the way through for a phone call
>Has me takeover, says he'll just be a few minutes.
>Now cooking one of my already least favorite meals
>Don't know what caused it but suddenly hear yelling over the phone and dad screaming back in the other room
>Turns out it's my mom on the other end, dad's saying some absolutely vile shit
>Have to finish cooking the entire meal
>Dad's not off the phone yet, still pissed and yelling
>Slowly eat this shitty beef stroganoff while you realize your parents hate eachother, never seen them this mad at eachother before
>Do dishes and they're still yelling
And that's how beef stroganoff went from shit tier to absolute repugnant tier for me.

>> No.14030320

>>14029530
I didn't say americans invented rare steak, I said they popularized eating it. Just like americans didn't invent fries, but fries are often seen as an "american" food.

>> No.14030660

>>14030320
they're also well known to eating it burnt and chewy as a sole because "muh germs"

>> No.14030736

Went out for Thai food with my girlfriend and her family and ordered some pad thai with chicken, however the chicken definitely wasn't chicken and was somehow spongy and mushy at the same time. At first I thought they mixed it up with tofu, but someone else at the table got the same thing but with tofu and it was completely different. May have been some sort of mock chicken substitute, but I wasn't too hungry and everything was fairly cheap so I didn't bother complaining.

>> No.14030783

>>14029526
It could just be a preference of taste you soy guzzling faggot.

>> No.14030817
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>>14026910
>rotten egg burps
Man I know that exact feel. I would get that when I was a kid SPECIFICALLY from eating apple butter from Land-O-Lakes. My parents bought it a couple times and every time i tried it I had these disgusting burps every 5 minutes for whole days that tasted and smelled awful. Glad you survived. That whole ordeal sounds awful. Did you file a complaint with the guy at your campus or something?

>> No.14030827

>>14028316
but he lived

>> No.14030830
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>>14026211
The meat was folded over 1000 times just to flex on your immune system, desu

>> No.14030890

>>14026910
>I distinctly remember my cat coming over and trying to "bury" it
based cat

>> No.14030904

>>14030827
No, we're all dead here.

>> No.14030980

>>14030266
:( Im sorry anon. Beef Stroganoff has always been a favorite of mine and I cant imagine it being ruined. Are they better with each other these days?

>> No.14030996

>>14025353
Fried ice cream. The concept is novel but thats it.

>> No.14031016

>>14030071
are you a part of some secret club? no? then shut the fuck up

>> No.14031075

>>14028462
Fuck amazon

>> No.14031191

>>14028580
based drunkard

>> No.14031227

>>14026211
>that description of the dumpling
Wow, I want to fucking kill myself after reading that.

>> No.14031247

My dad lines a casserole dish with Wonderbread, dumped cans of mushroom soup in over it, scraped four or five cans of lite tuna fish in, and cover with more bread and cheese. Baked it for an hour and called it tuna casserole. What came out what a massive stinking blob of cheesy, fishy breadwater that was inedible.

Corollary to that, we had an abusive discount babysitter for a long time who, after letting her kids beat us up, would only feed us canned tuna mixed with box Mac and cheese. Went on like this for about two months before we ended up at a nice Christian daycare.

Needless to say, I fucking hate canned tuna fish more than any other food out there.

>> No.14031266

>>14028337
>not saying "baa-aad"
Shamefur dispray

>> No.14031304
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>It was 2015, my grandmas 80th birthday.
>All she wanted was for her entire family "about 25 people" to go eat at her favorite mexican food restaurant.
>Lunas Mexican Food in Baytown, Tx
>it took a hour for us to get our food,
>they never refilled our drinks
>we get the food and since I have never eaten there in my life I ordered crispy tacos, easy right
>they were fucking terrible, like damm how do you mess up tacos
>I get food poising my mother gets food poising; five other people in our group get food poisoning
>we were not loud, or obnoxious, we were totally chill with the wait and we did not complain.
>place shut down for "renovations" with a "grand re opening" a few months later
We thought about going again but decided to pass, havent been there since

>> No.14031318

>>14031304
oh and my grandmas it was her 85 birthday yesterday and shes just as chipper as she always been
>still likes that fucking restaurant though

>> No.14031481

>>14031304
These sort of places along with Chinese buffets have always been my biggest cause of food poisoning. Hell, there was one chinese take out place I used to love going to. Moved away and came back to visit and everyone in the google reviews says they got food poisoning (Good 20+ people). Shit sucks.

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>>14031304
I assume mexicans ran the restaurant. Dude they probably pissed, shit and spat in your food. Thank the Lord President Trump is building the Wall.

>> No.14031491

>>14031247
Did your father eat it?

>> No.14031497

>>14031247
Does your dad not know how to cook anon, or is this one of those weird one-off dishes that he learned from someone else/"family" recipe?

>> No.14031508

>>14031481
well apparently their good now but I am not going to risk it

>> No.14031524

>>14026211
good lord anon, how are you not dead?

>> No.14031525

>>14025507
Maybe if we got sick leave and ass wages we'd care. Not trying to gripe, but it's literally why I don't care enough to add the extra ranch you probably don't need anyway

>> No.14031598

>>14031497
most boomer fathers dont know how to cook

>> No.14031644

>>14031525
get a real job wagie

>> No.14031655

>>14026211
That reminds me of when ate at a cruise buffet late at night and I had escovitch fish. The next morning I was puking up chunks of grouper skin, bones, and eyes. Anyways it prolonged until I went to sickbay and got a shot

>> No.14031669

>>14025353
microwaved sea bass when I ordered grouper
slimy spinach
microwaved "fresh" green beans
waiter was high as fuck and the other waitstaff seemed to not know whose job was what

worse than hospital food and it was an "upscale" restaurant

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>>14031655
Pic related and forgot to mention I puked the fins out

>> No.14031853

>>14031655
>>14031672
Why the fuck did you eat those parts to begin with

>> No.14031865

>>14026910
>Sounds like when I caught the norovirus at UC Boulder
I went to DU and an entire residence hall got food poisoning at the same time while I was there. By any chance were Sodexo the fucks your school contracted out the dining halls to? Even when not getting food poisoning from them they were awful.

>> No.14031914

>>14031304
Lazy Mexicans were probably pissed they had to serve that big of a group and either fucked with your food or made a point of undercooking it and making it as sloppily as possible.

>> No.14032120

>>14025353
Was is hospital due to a moped crash. Got served cottage pie. Finished it, pretty bad. Find a piece of gristle in my mouth, figure I'll just bite it in half and swallow like a man. Turned out it was a piece of my own lung. Haven't eaten cottage pie since.

>> No.14032225

>>14028462
this is what jeff the drunk could have looked like

>> No.14032244

>>14025353
Goat curry when I was 17. It was the very first time I ever had something that was "gamey" and I avoided goat, sheep and lamb ever since.

>> No.14032253

>>14031865
DU kids are all entitled cunts and you genuinely deserved food poisoning.

-love, a former Sodexo worker

>> No.14032327

>>14030320
>but fries are often seen as an "american" food
>Fish and chips
>Pomme Frites
Fries/chips aren't american. They're a popular side dish worldwide, originally from Europe. That's like trying to say rice is Chinese despite the fact everywhere in Asia serves it historically and commonly. Stop basing your world views off of memes and US tv shows.

>> No.14032360

>>14032253
Sodexo are still shit regardless. Used to serve their food at a cricket ground in Leeds and the food was shit.

>> No.14032424

>>14030266
you should have thanked your dad for the meal by stroking him off

>> No.14032488

>>14032424
basically this

>> No.14032527

>>14025432
>>14030186
this

>> No.14032603

>be me
>be american
>go to dublin with my parents
>order spaghetti at a restaurant
>its noodles and hot sauce
>cant eat it

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>>14032603
because you ordered italian food from irish people you stupid cunt lmao
>HELLO MUSLIMS? MAY I HAVE A PORK BURGER AND FRIES PLEASE

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>>14032637
all i needed was ragu on the spaghetti. i didnt need a house-made meat sauce. but no, the micks served me noodles soaked in tabasco

>> No.14032717

>>14032671
>the micks
you got what you deserved then

>> No.14032888

>>14025353
A sub sandwich in grade school, that gave one third of the school a stomach virus.

>> No.14032937

>>14029899
I just use a pellet smoker and set the temp to exactly the same as I'd do in the oven

>> No.14032946

>>14032937
*palate

>> No.14032953

>>14032946
once it gets going it produces clear smoke it's not a problem especially if you're just cooking something for half an hour. it does great pies

>> No.14032985

>>14032327
Can you read? I never claimed that it WAS from there, just exactly what you said: That these foods despite originating elsewhere have a strong cultural "footprint". Yes, fries are not at all american but are seen as a very american dish, unless as you mentioned it is served with fish where it becomes british.
Same with Steak. Rare steak by no means originated from the US, but US culture popularized it as a very "american" thing.

>> No.14034170

>I was a wee child of six
>dad had to cook for me one night
>he decided on, as always, improvised soup
>mozzarella cheese sticks, celery, onion, instant noodles, gratuitous black and crushed red pepper, and homemade chicken stock from the fridge
>the first spoonful, on top of being peppered to fuck and too oniony, was cloyingly sweet with an acidic tang
>I gagged
>dad glared at me
>the second spoonful had some cheese stick in it
>so rubbery I couldn't bite all the way through it
and it slowly transformed into a cheesy gum
>vomited with my mouth closed and the overpowering sweetness shot straight up my nose
>dad started screaming his head off about being ungrateful and wasting food
>eventually he realized that what he thought was homemade chicken stock was orange juice my mother squeezed earlier

In all fairness to my father he has no sense of smell and also apologized profusely after realizing what he'd done.

>> No.14034175

>>14034170
your father sounds like a fucking spastic

>> No.14034188

>>14025353
nasty ass watered down clam chowder
didn't get sick, just mildly disappointed
i still remember that day, that shitty diner

>> No.14034292

>>14032985
Can you read? He said you're wrong, because you are. People think of chips as being American as much as they think of pizza as being American. As in, they don't.

>> No.14034329

>>14034292
Yes they do
cause they are

>> No.14034450

>>14034292
>people don't think of fries and pizza as american
Are you high? Of course they do. They KNOW it's not "from" america but they see it as american food. Hamburgers are also not american, are you gonna tell me people don't see Burgers as an american fucking food? The word that has literally become synonymous for "American"?

>> No.14034457

Jail

a peice of bolonga
a hard ass roll
some gross peanutbutter bar
and some wilted iceberg lettuce

>> No.14034466

>>14034450
>The word that has literally become synonymous for "American"?
That's it. Too much 4chan for you.

>> No.14034514

>>14034292
NYs FAMOUS PIZZA???
ring any bell?

>> No.14034538

>>14025353
My dad used to make us full eize wings that he would put a tiny dab of BBQ sauce on before just putting in a baking sheet and popping in the oven, when they came out they would be swimming in greasy water with only a little dried BBQ sauce on them and zero seasoning. This is hardly the worst meal he would make though. One time he put a raw egg and half an onion in the microwave for lunch

>> No.14034558

>>14030266
kek'd and chek'd

>> No.14034563

>>14025353

Got a side of jalapenos at taco bell, and it was blatantly obvious that the worker in the back had literally scraped them off of an unsold taco and gave them to me. I got a refund

>> No.14034579

>>14030266

Fun fact, food poisoning can take so long to actually kick in that you're very unlikely to know what actually caused it. Restuarants just go along with it because frankly they can't prove it either, and fighting a food poisoning accusation isn't worth the bad publicity

>> No.14034596

>>14034579
B-but anon, this fact isn't fun

>> No.14034602

the meal wasn't bad but after eating at a chinese place when I was young, my buddy offered me $5 to drink a saucer of soy sauce, I agreed like a retard. THANKFULLY one of us had the foresight to suggest that I do this in the bathroom over the sink and my god was that ever a good idea. I shot the soy sauce back and immediately emptied my stomach all over the sink, like family guy tier puking. I didn't get sick but I learned you don't ever drink soy sauce.

>> No.14034614

>>14034602
What did you spend the $5 on?

>> No.14034617

>>14034614
probably prime times (cigarillos)

>> No.14034628

>>14034450
Delusional

>> No.14034630

>>14025896
>can't trust neets on /ck/ to understand how even the most basic fast food places work, either
I’m not a NEET, and Idk how any of that shit works....I’m just also not a fat lazy poor fuck who has had to work at a fucking fast food joint

>> No.14034633

>>14034514
>Pizza is American! USA! USA! USA!
>LOL WTF?! Brits think tikka masala is British. What fags. It's obviously Indian.

>> No.14034640

>>14025353
The only thing I've ever considered really horrible is my table being served our food all at different times. Some people were finished while others were still waiting. It made for an awkward meal and I was fairly pissed off. It's the only time I've said something to a manager in a restaurant.

>> No.14034665

>>14026136
This is why I just cant eat chinese takeout anymore. I always second guess and think "what if this is cat meat/dog meat?"
And never gag. Always thought it was a rumour but nope. Theres a place up the road from me that was shut down for feeding people dogs and cats. So I just make my own. Tastes better too.

>> No.14034679

>>14034602

How did you not already know that? ingesting pure salt induces vomiting, and soy sauce is essentially liquid salt. your dick friend knew exactly what was going to happen.

>> No.14034694

>>14026233
Broo. I have this friend who is slow kinda. Not actually retarded but stupid yes. His girlfriend is kinda the same theyre quite a sight. Whenever I see them I laugh so hard my sides hurt. Unless something horribly fucked up type stupid happens. This mother fucker says
>duuhh you wann sum steaks ann ribbz?
>okay sure
>ghetto grill looks like it was pulled from a dumpster
>look at the wood hes using
>its wood with PAINT on it. Paint.
>tell him its not cool to do that because he could die
>Dipshit says it gives it flavour
>Burns everything
>Didn't eat anything
>Watched them eat burnt lead paint steaks

This is what your tax dollars pay for. Yo take care of people like this.

>> No.14034697

>>14034694
the real question is why are you hanging out with complete retards? Are you a loser?

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>>14034697
Yes

>> No.14034736

>>14034694
I mean enjoy natural comedy from retarded people. They can provide some entertainment. You should still stop them from smoking painted wood in a dumpster grill.

>> No.14034751

>>14034736
Yeah watching them fuck up us funny. His diet consists of chips, pop, over cooked steak, plain burgers, and vodka.
Also like the other guy guessed I am a loser. Im 25 with no job, no car, live in my parents basement, but somehow managed to have a hot girlfriend. I am confused.

>> No.14034769

>>14034751
You're pretty much me several years ago. Don't fuck it up with the girl like I did. Start doing something with your life now instead of when it's too late. She won't hang around forever if you don't try to better yourself.

>> No.14034791

>>14034751
Find people who are more successful than you and try to befriend them, this will help you not be a loser, making friends with successful people will drive you to be more like them

>> No.14034817

>in japan
>middle of nowhere
>dating japanese citizen
>her grandfather was apparently a big swinging dick, had 2 katanas from the emperor and a literal room bursting full of awards and shit
>at the funeral of his wife
>I am the sole white person, not just in this room, but the entire town
>post-funeral food
>we are seated in front of everyone, ~100 people
>everyone is served, everyone is just staring at me
>incredibly nervous because a hundred japanese people are staring at me in a dead-silent room
>meal is covered by a little bowl/covering
>shakily reveal the dish

1/2

>> No.14034820

2/2

>a strange, milky-grey cube with what appears to be little bits of something mixed throughout
>stare at it for a few seconds, decide to use the spoon since chopsticks would be messy
>scoop out a little corner of the cube
>shakily bring to my lips, looking out over the crowd
>can feel that it's cold as it gets closer to my lips
>put it in my mouth
>the first thing I notice is how salty it is, followed by how vile the texture was
>it felt like disintegrating lumps in rotten milk, but with other fun things hiding inside
>I felt sharp stabs into my tongue, flat popcorn shell-esque slivers getting into my gums, mush-filled orbs, and stringy and slimy strands of something all mixed into the goop
>the taste was that of overwhelming salt and fish, though there was no smell
>throat closes up due to the assault on the senses this food is causing
>at this point I stop chewing becuase it is physically painful, I am driving pieces of SOMETHING into my gums and tongue, I try to move it around but it's impossible to chew or do anything, so I want to just swallow and keep going
>all of the japanese people still staring at me as I drain half a pint in one go to make sure I get everything
>one old guy laughs when I set my cup down, a few other people smile and whisper things, and everybody starts eating

the cube was made by liquifying a fish and forming a gelatin cube made out of seawater. it was the bones and scales and organs that I was feeling
it was beyond disgusting, there was not a single part that was appetising. appearance-wise, it was a pallid grey cube. taste-wise, it was just salt. texture-wise, it was legitimately painful, and had all the worst parts of eating, as if you ate a burnt soggy taco made out of gristle and celery-string
horrible, horrible, horrible. never been able to find anything like it online, but it's some special dish from Toyama Prefecture in japan served at funerals

>> No.14034822

>>14026910
Def not noro, i had something similar and it was some bacterial infection

>> No.14034838
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>>14034820
Poor bastard. Your a trooper tho

>> No.14034852

>>14034820
Sasuga Gaijin-san, you passed with frying corors.

>> No.14034863

>>14034838
>>14034852
finished my fucking cube, only took me 4 pints
there were like 8 more courses and they were all delicious but god damn man it was a fucking grind

>> No.14034868

>>14034863
Did you harness the raw ki of your GFs ancestors and put a baby in her?

>> No.14034875

>>14034868
nope, broke up with her a few months after we got back

>> No.14034883

>>14026582
f

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>>14034875
F

>> No.14034904

>>14034891
nah, she was my first girlfriend. very nice, but incredibly boring, though we all are when we're young
had a wild ride since then, don't really regret much of it

>> No.14034914

>>14034170
I feel bad but I thought this was hilarious.

>> No.14034947

>>14026238
Rare/medium rare steak is common all over the world. We eat it all the time here in Australia.

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>>14025353
When I was a kid, I was served a very unpleasant burger from a place in Western Australia. The meat was lukewarm and tougher than shoe leather. When I finally managed to get a good bite, it was very stringy. A few years before this, I had ordered shark fin soup at a Chinese restaurant in Western Australia. The fins themselves had literally no taste, and I remember thinking how crazy it is that people pay top dollar for it.

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>>14025353
I went to a teriyaki place. Their food was shit, but that isn't the point.

Before I continue, let me start by\ saying I love spicy food. I always try to add even a little heat to my food when appropriate. A little spice can make so many different foods better. For some reason, the owners of this teriyaki restaurant have a "death taco" on the menu. It's weird, but I've had carolina reapers on many occasions. I went specifically to try one. It tasted exactly the same as everything else on their menu, except it was ungodly spicy, which told me they used pure capsaicin to make it spicy. They put zero effort beyond buying pure capsaicin oil and haphazardly mixing it into their teriyaki sauce. It was so spicy that I drank a good 60 ounces of punch like an idiot, sat down for a good 10 minutes to groan in pain as it finally reacted with my stomach, run across the street to a gas station for an ice cream in a desperate last attempt at neutralizing the sensation, and finally vomiting the entire mess up in their bathroom.

It was such a painful experience that vomiting was the best thing that happened to me during the visit. It was such a horrible experience that I took a minute to cry on the floor of their bathroom... And then some guy came in because I couldn't figure out how to lock the bathroom door. Ended up leaving afterwards...

>> No.14034974

>>14034960
Which burger place? Don't you fucking dare say Alfreds

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>>14034967

>>14034960 made me remember another really bad one.

I went to a birthday party for my older brother's good friend. He's a great guy, but can't cook afaik. He initially wanted to grill hamburgers, but had no idea how to get his gas grill to run. Instead, he chose to pan fry them. Simple enough, but when he served me the fucking thing, it was cold and raw inside. I'm talking only 3% cooked. Pic related, but even worse. I took a bite out of politeness, said nothing, and then threw it away when he wasn't looking...

>> No.14034986

>>14034974
I really hate to say it, but I won't lie to you. Mind you that this was a while ago and it was the only time I went there. Maybe I was just served a bad one.

>> No.14035032

Once at this asian bowl resturant me and my buddies would go to, they had this "challange" up on a blackboard with some photos underneath, Claiming anyone who could eat this "death spice pork cutlet" in under 15 mins would get it free and a photo up on the wall.

after alot of deliberation and the stupid cashier hyping it up as super super hard, I decide to go for it as I am good with spicey food.

I clarified that I was good with spicy food but did not want to do it if it was amount/time challenge and was expecting a cutlet like they had in the other dishes but like ghost pepper spicey. What this smug little asian cocksucker brings me was like 7 pork cutlets drenched in sauce, I'm kind like wtf ok. I guess I'm in to it now, I dont wanna have to pay the 20 bucks or w/e. so they start the timer and this little faggot whips out his insta, I kinda give him a weird look and take a bite, and it's all fried breading, with a tiny scrap of fucking meat. 5 mins in it's clear that it's not the heat that's the issue it's the time/amount of food. after 10 mins of trying to get it back my stomach starts to turn and Its starts looking real gross, the hot asian owner is there cause I guess the stuff can kill you and she didn't want some idiot kid grossly stuffing his face and gagging all while potential customers could walk in at any moment, so I broke a deal for half, cause the sign clearly said cutlet not cutlets, but I dont get my photo up obviously. so I stopped 10 mins in after eating 3/4s, cause I really didnt wanna have to barf it all up. was disappointing. I like actually good spicey food but this was just a plate of fried garbage, it was spicy but it was an amount/time challenge.

alternatively when I was younger I went to this somali resturant that offered a dish for 15% off if you could finish it. it was one of those little steel dishes of some kind of chicken curry. super spicy but the meat was quality and the size was not disgusting. too bad they closed down

>> No.14035034

>>14034980
What is it with fat people and them trying to choke down as big bites as possible in one go? It's not just ja/ck/ who does this shit.

>> No.14035038

>>14026919
Through* not trough. Fucking retard.

>> No.14035041

>>14035034
For some reason, eating quickly is seen as a good thing by a certain number of people. The faster, the better.

That's why challenge eating exists, especially on youtube. I have a little brother who watches that stuff every now and then, and I've caught him trying to emulate them before. God, I hope he doesn't develop an eating disorder...

>> No.14035048

>>14035041
If he does you need to murder him before he gets fat. It's a mercy killing and would spare him from years of misery.

>> No.14035053

>>14035032
was I wrong or was that sneaky? and is there a spicy enough cutlet out there that most ppl couldnt eat it in 15mins?

>> No.14035054

>>14035048
I gave him a panic attack once when I told him drinking punch before bed will make him fat.

He literally hasn't had punch since. Only drinks milk and water.

He's probably autistic desu...

>> No.14035064

>>14035054
Based. You are a good brother. A bit of anxiety is a small price to pay in the long run.

>> No.14035075

>>14035064
I treat him the way I'd want to treat my own kids. I'd teach them to never make the mistakes I made. I may only be 220ish (5ft 11in) but I'm still clearly fat, have always been fat, unless I change my habits drastically, I always will be.

I'd rather my kids never have that issue of body image and self esteem. I want them to feel like they've always been "normal," or rather average at the very least.

>> No.14035086

>>14035075
Also most of the good competitive eaters are in great health. You can't do that kind of abuse to your body if you aren't.

>> No.14035091

>>14035086
A good portion of them are also asian... idk what it is about asians and their metabolism, but they literally have no need for exercise.

The lesson here is marry a Chinese or Japanese woman. Your kids will never be fat.

>> No.14035121

>>14025353
>Be me
>Soon to be baker in culinary school
>Neighbor owns a restaurant and offers to buy cakes from me to sell there
>Sweet
>Eventually my mom and I decide to have lunch there to check out the restaurant
>Basic bistro fare
>We sit down and order food and wait
>We wait
>Still waiting
>It takes over an hour
>The restaurant was completely dead the entire time
>But worse were the flys
>What started as 0 flys gradually turned into an Egyptian plague of flys
>Food comes
>Ice cold and mediocre
>Never go back
>Restaurant closes a year later

It may not be the worst food i've eaten (considering food poisoning and accidentally eating at B graded restaurants) but it was the worse restaurant experience ever

>> No.14035130

>>14035091
Yeah it's weird. Kobayashi, Stonie, that tiny Jap girl that can eat a literal bucketful of ramen. How?

>> No.14035181
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I never had a bad meal before, but I did had a bad moment
>be young me
>don’t like onions
>really don’t like onions
>parents get me a philly cheesesteak one day
>asked for no onions
>happy young boy receives his onion free goodness
>rush into the sub, take a giant bite
>there was onions
>feels the crunch of the onions and the flavor of the juices
>never actually munched on an onion before this
>immediately revolted, became immensely angry, disgusted, enraged, was extremely unhappy
>spits it out with haste, taste still lingers
>love and respect my parents very much, didn’t wanna cause a scene but was still so fucking angry
>shoved all that hate inside, internalized the rage
>politely told them that there’s onions and give them back the sandwich
>walks away and brush my teeth for like 3 minutes straight to remove the flavor
that’s not all of it
>was internally angry for months
>kept thinking about the taste and crunch almost everyday
>have never liked onions after that
>every time I try to give them a chance I’m reminded of that moment and my rage and disgust
>can still vividly remember the moment while typing this
>everyone thinks it’s just a small distaste for onions
>it’s not, it’s a very large distaste and I’ll never get over it for as long as I live
I think it was the sudden shock and realization that made me overacted
I get less mad about it as the years past but I still dislike onions and will never like them

>> No.14035187

>>14031525
based. btw got an order for 15 burgers to go for your next nightshift, extra pickles and onions on all

>> No.14035192

>>14035181
I'm sorry but this is reason for some serious therapy. Onions are probably the most important culinaire vegetable, if you can't eat those... why even bother?

>> No.14035363

I once had a really awful salad when I was a kid. Popped one of the cherry tomatoes in my mouth and it was completely rotted out on the inside. Got a mouthful of worms and worm shit, despite looking fine on the outside. Actually this happened twice, the other time with a piece of potato in a prepackaged potato salad

Really viscerally disgusting both times, and has turned me off both cherry tomatoes and potato salad. It's hard to put the taste into words, but it's especially disgusting to spit something out and get a bunch of shit wriggling around that you weren't expecting

>> No.14035399

>>14035181
disliking onions is like disliking garlic, you can't come back from that

>> No.14035439

>>14034904
>incredibly boring
You are an absolute retard. Enjoy the circus freak you end up with, retard.

>> No.14035462

>>14035181
You're supposed to be dead today. If I find out you're still alive in 2021, I'm coming for you.

>> No.14035592

>>14035130
Asian here. It’s the same thing that makes us dramatize everything for fun. Burns calories even while lying down.

>> No.14035734

>>14031247
Shit anon, I gagged over that tuna casserole. Sounds absolutely awful

>> No.14036029

>>14025353
I had a mediocre pasta carbonara in the netherlands. Not bad by any stretch, but gave me the most terrifying diarrhea of my life

>> No.14036244

>>14034697
Says the one posting on 4chan.

>> No.14036270

>>14034822
Like I said in a later post, I got a definitive confirmation from my doctor after providing a stool sample. They did a PCR-based test for norovirus-related DNA.

>> No.14036275

>>14031865
No, Sodexo weren't in contract at the time. Although they were in my undergrad Uni, and it was complete shit so I know where you're coming from.

>> No.14036354

I had a Nigerian roommate whose mom and sister came to visit. They made this horrible cocktail of chicken and a sauce that had spinache, shrimp, manga and some other shit on it. They were super nice, so I threw it out and took out the trash when they weren't looking. It was so fucking bad.

>> No.14036376

>>14032244
>sheep and lamb

Those are the same things, anon.

>> No.14036386

>go to well rated local restaurant with family
>specialty is roast beef sandwiches
>full of old people
>order sandwich with horseradish sauce
>parents both get theirs au jus
>sandwiches taste like nothing
>no seasoning at all
>beef barely tastes like beef
>jus tastes like vaguely salted warm water
>horseradish sauce was just straight pureed horseradish in a cup
I'm not snobby about flavorings but it tasted like nothing at all, except the horseradish. I felt like I was having a stroke.
>still gets rave reviews

>> No.14036424

>>14031865
Based

I went to DU for 2 years then had to quit because of heroin addiction.

I remember Nagel and what was the other dining hall?

>> No.14036427

>>14026211
Was it actually Japanese or was it "Japanese" run by chinks?

>> No.14036455

A cold cut fgrom pizza bolis. It tasted like it was made out of deli meat that was sitting in the trash for days. I took a bite out of it and nearly puked. It was the most vile thing I ever ate. I was so depressed that I actually paid for that trash.

>> No.14036488

>>14035181

I used to hate onions like that as well until I mentioned my dislike of online on /ck/ and had everyone sperg out on me. One day I was like "I dunno, maybe they are right and I am just being a retard.

I forced myself to eat onions on a burger and was grossed out at first but once I got past that initial gross reflex I grew to like it. I was being a retard and didn't actually dislike the taste, my stupid kid brain just decided to hate onions one day and that carried over to my adult life.

>> No.14036530

>>14035091
>>14035130

What they don't show is likely the binging and purging

>> No.14036537

>>14035091

I know a guy who is half japanese and he is fat as all fuck.

His mother is an absolutely gorgeous Japanese milf, though. I wanted to smash the moment I saw her.

>> No.14036541

>>14034967

autistic white boy filtered.

>> No.14036544

>>14036541

I am black tho

>> No.14036548

>>14032985
Can you read? I never claimed that you claimed they were from the US. I'm pointing out how retarded you look saying that they're viewed as being an American thing, when clearly they aren't. They are common in the US, just like they're common throughout the entire world, and you're got to be legitimately retarded to think of them as an American food.
Maybe you should consider that people outside of your country might hold different opinions.

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>>14026238

>> No.14036561

>>14035363

had that happen with a cheap pickle once

>> No.14036583

>>14031525
cry more wagie

>> No.14036599

>>14036386
One thing I learned: If a restaurant is near a nursing home or has a bunch of older people who regular, more then likely the food is going to be bland since they cannot tell the difference.

>> No.14036602

>>14036530
Nah
Kobayashi just isn't a human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0CXP_xSL4

>> No.14036625

>>14035181
based as fuck

>> No.14036657

>>14035038
English is my second language and I do have a problem with homophones. I will try to do better in the future, thanks for pointing it out.

>> No.14036702

>>14025449
You got mall sushi, that's essentially asking for a terrible time.

>> No.14036713

>>14025353
Bad pork back in '97, never been the same

>> No.14036736

>>14028159
It was Arthur Treacher's Fish & Chips, I've eaten from the exact same one you went to, I'm sure of it.

>> No.14036790

worst meal i ever had was a chilled apple soup. it's honestly pretty hard to describe, i figured it would be something akin to applesauce but it was this watery, bitter slop.

>> No.14036850

>>14026211
un ironically probably e coli lmfao your parents are dumbasses

>> No.14036871

>>14030827
hence natural selection, doofus

>> No.14036879

>>14035181
autism

>> No.14036948

>>14035439
>wanting to be with somebody that barely speaks, hobbies include watching anime, watching japanese let's plays all day, and flipping through instagram
I am way more high-energy than that, I don't want to just sit around all the time doing nothing but using electronics. She doesn't want to go backpacking or do woodworking projects. We are just different people, so we broke up. When you're an adult and aren't thirsty for female attention you realise that no pussy is worth hating your life over.

>> No.14036964

>>14035181
I don't like onions either
don't understand the big hubbub about not liking them
probably because soy filters to onions on /v/ and /ck/ has a lot of /v/-goers who think slower board = easier to force 'memes' (aka wojaks)

>> No.14037015

>>14036386
There's a restaurant near me that's exactly like that. Even one of the old fucks at work talked about it. It's filled with old fucks, and they use those shitty prepackaged burger buns for their burgers and sloppy joe.

>> No.14037047

>>14036244
>says the one posting on 4chan
Guess what, dipshit

>> No.14037057

>>14025353
>What's the worst meal you were ever served? Bonus points if it gave you food poisoning.

I went to Spain twice.

>> No.14037176

There's nothing like that cold shiver feeling that goes through your body and tells you now you've fucked up and prepare to throw up for the next couple of days.

>> No.14037197

When I was a kid I had some breakfast sausages that were extremely salty, I couldn't even finish them.
The back of my throat was irritated and sore for hours after we got back home.

>> No.14037206

>>14026910
FANTASTIC post

>> No.14037690

>>14034967
mayonnaise isnt a spice, cracka

>> No.14037864

This thread made my insides twist.

>be 22
>first year living alone
>come home from work
>"hmm i feel like ramen"
>boil some eggs in a pot
>realize im out of drinking water
>"oh well, this egg water has been boiled so I can use it for my noodles"
>cook ramen as usual in evil egg water
>eat up and go to sleep
>wake up to the sound of the loudest fart I have heard in my life
>shat my pants
>my stomach feels like im being stabbed constantly with one million toothpicks
>spend the rest of the night on the toilet
>fall into a feverish dream for about 3 days
>I barely remember anything
>finally snap out of it and I regain consciousness
>realize my house is full of shit and I have been sleeping in shit for the past few days

never again

>> No.14037875

>>14026081
>high class steak house
>everything looks dry
>whole jalapenos
>potatoes covered in cheese (unless au gratin)
>steak is raw in the middle
I mean I believe you paid an exorbitant amount for what you got but that sounds nothing like any high end steak houses I have ever been to across the US.

>> No.14037895

>>14025353
Went to a sushi place that was pretty well rated. Got a roll with fish eggs. They were fucking rank but it was the first and last time I had those eggs so idk if they were off, or if those eggs normally taste like death

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>>14037690
Here is a picture of the taco I ate. I didn't take it, but the place was kinda viral, so it's not hard to find. Please identify the mayonnaise located on this taco.

It's teriyaki chicken (or beef,) onion, cilantro, a corn tortilla, and a grotesquely purecap-spiked teriyaki sauce. It's absolutely disgusting. It's bland, practically unspiced, unmarinated meat, bland teriyaki sauce, and pure capsaicin.

I'm begging you. For the love of God or the next best thing in your pedestal of ideology, if you truly don't believe me, go to southern california and eat this abomination just so you can understand how bad it was

>> No.14037903

>>14030980
Dad passed away, mom remarried and step-dad is a wacky q-anon conspiracy theorist.

>> No.14037910

>>14036544
That wasn't me, but I actually am.
>>14036541
see
>>14037897


I don't understand how you guys aren't getting that they just put a stupid amount of pure capsaicin in this fucking thing. I've eaten carolina reapers. This thing is the spiciest and most flavorless thing I've ever eaten.

>> No.14038057

>>14026279

>eating (((pottkicker))) "Texas-Eintopf"
>Purchasing food from "((Aldi))"
>expecting enough quality to not almost get sick
>"(((Implying)))"

I also bet you forgot to get the quarter back?

>> No.14038077

The diner in my home town served me a "steak" that was fucking ground beef pounded together and overcooked to the point where it was black. Sent that shit back the moment it hit the table.

I miss the old owners. They used to actually give a fuck.

>> No.14038090

>>14037897
I get better tacos in Wisconsin than I do in california

>> No.14038179

>>14038090
Not surprising. Mexicants can't do anything right.

>> No.14038186

>>14037206
I'm just going to assume you're being sarcastic and I've been cringe in some way. Sorry.

>> No.14038219

>>14029911
Last time I went to a hibachi they stole my credit card. Saw like 14 $1 charges the next morning, glad I caught it before they maxed it out.
Food wasn't bad though, came with a roll of sushi.

>> No.14038238

>>14038090
>>14038179
Fucking cursed palates.

>> No.14038312

>>14026910
sounds like absolute hell

>> No.14038381

>>14034694

This type of shit don't surprise me anymore. When I lived in eastern WA state I knew a family of Russian immigrants that would bbq food using scrap pieces of osb, pt wood, and siding from remodel jobs they worked on. I tired to politely tell them that it's not safe, but they said it's fine.

I know for a fact that at least two out of the five children had some type of mental or cognitive impairment and they were always sick taking trips to the ER.

>> No.14038416

>>14025353
sales trip in chicago, went to some trendy "high-end" mexican place in river north. the food was 10x overpriced and legit not any better than an $8 chipotle bowl

>> No.14038461

>>14037864
>im out of drinking water
you're boiling it anyway why not just use tap or shit even from the toilet?

>> No.14038480

>>14038416
Chicago is filled with shitty restaurants that charge out the ass for average, or worse, food. This is particularly true for yuppie areas. I'd expect better from a restaurant in River North, but not in West Town.

>> No.14038518

>>14025353
French onion soup in high school French class. I never tasted anything so vile.

>> No.14038682
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>In Berlin for school trip
>Chaperones fucked off to go drinking so a bunch of German Legal American Teenagers get to fuck around Berlin unattended
>Find a little shack called Tom's Fritten
>Grab a basket of fries and two bottles of Beck's, walk around Oranienburger Strasse, repeat this like 7 or 8 times while fucking with the locals
>Go to little turk convenience store, guy is cool, gives us a good deal on a couple 6 packs because he is a westaboo and wants to move to America
>Becks.exe
>Starting to feel it
>Go back to hostel
>Friends go to sleep
>Go to another room with cute girls and hard liquor
>Peer pressure commences
>Blast screwdrivers to my dome
>Tummy starts a'rumbling
>People lay me on my back in bed instead of taking me to the bathroom
>Sit up, fall onto my side and spew the most foul fucking liquid all over this poor matress
>Acidic orange juice, coagulated beer and several pounds of french fries
>mfw
>"friend" gives me some ibuprofen to "try to make me feel better"
>stomach immediately rejects it and shoots bile across the bed, burning my throat and mouth and sending a black goo across the matress
>I'm moaning in agony at this point
>Pass out
>Wake up alone in the room as everyone else went to checkpoint charlie
>Left my key card in the other room
>Had to pay 60 euros for removal and replacement of the mattress
The fries were pretty good though.

>> No.14038768

>>14038682
>le getting wasted xD

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>>14025353
about 5 years ago in highschool, decided to try the poutine. it was pretty fucking meh, underseasoned gravy and shredded mozzarella cheese (everyone went crazy for it)

an hour later im in class, and my stomach feels like a fucking brick, im so bloated and gassy, so i walk home. proceed to shit my pants for the next day or 2.
>shitting and puking every half hour
>the most restless sleep ive ever had, fever dreams galore

>> No.14039016

>>14031304
Lmaoo I used to see that dump on the way to work. Fuck garth.

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>>14038090
>>14038179
Anon's """"""""""patrician"""""""""" tacos

>> No.14039305

Go to a place with my wife and 3 friends.
We go in, and are informed it will take a minute to order and start our food, as the owner/cook person is out on a shopping trip for the store.
A guy in a trucker hat who may or may not have had some meth took our drink order. Which, despite being sweet tea on the menu, I am pointed to the cannisters of sugar on the table and told I can sweeten it myself.
They guy then apparently runs off/forgets our drink order, and guy number 2 swings by and gets out drinks, assuring us the cooking lady will be back soon.
We order our food in the meantime. This is a greasy spoon Midwestern dinerish place, so I get a patty melt. One of my friends orders a steak, and is told they are currently out, but hopefully the lady is bringing more back.
The cooking lady arrives. We are informed there is steak (though not the advertised ribeye, we are told it is a new York strip, but when it comes out it's a god damn T-Bone).
We eventually get our food. The fries with my sandwich are cut up in house, and not actually bad. But dear God, the patty melt.
I don't know if it's because they used a really dark rye bread (the menu said it was light), they cooked the ever living hell out of it, or because I'm just colorblind, but the bread was black.
It didn't taste burnt, but holy hell did it look like it. To add to this, the two slices of bread were obviously cooked to various degrees, as one was noticeably stiffer than the other.
The onions weren't grilled anywhere near enough, and there was no 1000 island dressing, as one would expect on a patty melt.
But my wife, she ordered a breakfast platter with country fried steak. The horror that came out was a deep fried over seasoned hunk of hamburger meat. This wasn't even a mechanically tenderized steak or a cubed steak, no, this was a dead ass lump of hamburger. The gravy itself was underseasoned, to the point where it almost worked with the over salted 'steak'.

>> No.14039379

>>14039115
My dad "made" some carnitas from the fridge section, asked if he needed any help and he said it was all good. Ended up eating some corn tortillas from the packaging. Choked down 2 and said thanks. At least the cucumber would add some moisture outside the fat I guess.

>> No.14039450

>>14036602
>Kobayashi
He takes steroids... to eat food

>> No.14039506

>>14026238
Red mean is fine but chicken and porc are a no

>> No.14039602

>>14037864
What the fuck?

>> No.14039741

>>14025353
Pretty much anything from my University cafeteria but the gold medal goes to the time the only edible looking thing was bread sticks so I ate nothing but bread sticks and was throwing up soon after.

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>be lil' 8 or 9 y/o tismo fucking around with my lego helicopter
>mom and her friend bring out some deviled eggs they made
>having the appetite of a small child, eat a metric shitload of said eggs
>something feels wrong for the rest of the day, lose interest in lego helicopter. start getting sulfur burps
the details start to get blurry, not sure if it was my food poisoning induced fugue or the fact that this was a decade ago.
>hours later
>wake up in the middle of the night, standing at the top of the stairs
>call my mom over for some reason
>she turns the corner just in time to see me vomit enough to absolutely ruin every single stair
>mom starts crying
>i start crying
>sister throws up in the other room, starts crying
i was forced to sleep in the bathroom and i kept fading in and out of consciousness at completely random hours for the next couple days. the smell of deviled eggs is enough to make me gag nowadays, but i can eat eggs just fine otherwise. think it was rancid mayo or some shit.
honorable mention: oatmeal from my high school. literally just tasted like watery paper paste, which surprised me because the food was otherwise pretty good most of the time

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>>14026211

>> No.14040453

>>14039115
why is it that most /ck/ Webm's are cringe?

>> No.14040731

>>14032120
How did you find out?