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14018301 No.14018301 [Reply] [Original]

If your chili dog meat sauce is too runny, try mixing in some refried beans.

>> No.14018450
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14018450

why is sonic offering me a hot dog. Did he buy two with the intention of sharing? Or did he buy two and realize after the first bite he wasn't going to need a second hot dog? I question his judgement and decline.

>> No.14018591

>>14018301
Why wouldn't you just thicken it with mesa flour? Fuck you sonic.

>> No.14019430

That looks pretty grosss, geez use some napkins

>> No.14019869

>>14018450
Wait.
Look at his mouth, he clearly has some chili on those lips.
Yet when we look at both chili dogs, it is clear he didn't even take a bite out of one of them.
So he licked one and now is offering you one of them. Its a trick.
I choose the one near his lips.

>> No.14020069

>>14018450
it has sonic cum in it

>> No.14021566

>>14018591
Mixing in refried beans adds more structure than traditional thickening techniques, which is necessary for a good chili dog.

>> No.14022891

can sonic do my taxes

>> No.14023281
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>>14019869
I just choose his lips

>> No.14023288

>>14023281
i bet sonic is really good at making out

>> No.14023307

>>14023288
Yea Haha I wonder what it would be like to eat the chili dogs with all that onion and just swap our onion tasting saliva Haha wouldn't that be gross?

>> No.14024002

>>14018301
Fuck you Sonic, you race traitor piece of shit.

>> No.14024923

>>14023307
gimme a boner and put chili on it. Call it a chili-hog.

>> No.14025612

>>14021566
It's not chili anymore though. It's bean sauce.

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>>14023288

>> No.14025624
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>>14018450
>>14019869
>>14020069
Sonic's a good guy! He would never do something underhanded! He clearly bought two because he wanted to share his favorite food with you.

>> No.14025629

>>14018301
take that back sanic would never eat chilli with fucking beans

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>>14018301
>Sega took the chili-dog thing from that shitty TV show and made it canon
>Dr. Robotnik is his real name, but adapts the "Eggman" name used to mock him so the insult loses it's potency

Video games are funny sometimes

>> No.14025943

>>14019869
He probably ate like a pile of chili dogs and filled up on them before offering one of his last two

>> No.14025955

>>14025932
that eggman thing pisses me off. He did it properly in SADX then it just fucked off in the later games

>> No.14025975

>>14025932
>>14025955
>Eggman's sister was killed(onscreen) as a little girl as part of a government coverup
>His grandfather was executed by firing squad
Sonic is fucking stupid.

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>>14019869
Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Hedgehog when chili dogs are on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

>> No.14026147
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>>14022891
Not sure about Sonic, but Kirby seems to know what he's doing.

>> No.14026190
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14026190

its chilli dawg time YEEEEEAHHH

>> No.14026206

>>14026190
This guy fucks

>> No.14026213

>>14025975
totally makes up for the fact that he committed animal abuse, whatever the fuck he was planning in s3k, repeatedly attempted to enslave mankind for his empire, resurrected a god of destruction and laid waste to an entire fucking City (best story), blew up (pissed on) half the moon, enslaved aliens, probably committed tax fraud, among other things.

>> No.14026227
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>>14026213
I think it's dumb how easily he got off for destroying the fucking moon. Hell, he basically destroys earth at the beginning of Unleashed.

Charismatic or not, dude is a fucking problem.

>> No.14026363

>>14026213
He straight up commits genocide in Sonic Forces

>> No.14026373

>>14026363
That was so bizarre for me. Usually in a series like that, any kind of "death" takes place off-screen but there's numerous cutscenes in that game where you can see cute little cartoon animal corpses in the background. Shit's weird, man.

>> No.14026458
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14026458

Post your chili dog meat sauce recipes.

>Hint: if it doesn't have allspice, it's shit.

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>>14026458

>> No.14026542
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>>14025932
It was always canon, the cartoon just made the lore public.