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Hello /ck/!
Would you like some tea and friendly chat about your day?

>> No.14016764

>>14016761
is that ALICE>??/

>> No.14016773
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>>14016764
Perhaps. Would you like some tea?
It's vanilla chai~

>> No.14016777

Ignore, hide, and let it die.

>> No.14016783

>>14016761
Reminder that Alice is a man.

>wide shoulders
>narrow hips
>no boobs

>> No.14016794

>>14016783
Sorry, I'm not <4

>>14016777
Feel free!

>> No.14016797

>>14016783
this could all be excused. but the hands... the hands give it away.

>> No.14016802

People should learn how to not bump threads

>> No.14016803

>>14016794
Not sorry, you are. You will never pass.

>> No.14016809
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>>14016803
Sorry, I'm a biological female <4

>>14016797
My hands are small and dainty, sorry you have even smaller ones due to low T <4

>> No.14016812 [DELETED] 

>>14016803
There are enough retards on this board that play along with it anyway even if you don't bump it. I just hide it whenever I see the faggotry is back.

>> No.14016815
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>>14016783
For being a good sport, I'll pour you some tea.
Enjoy <4

>> No.14016819

>>14016809
You will never pass.

>> No.14016822

>>14016815
huh?

>> No.14016829

>>14016802
There are enough retards on this board that play along with it anyway even if you don't bump it. I just hide it whenever I see the faggotry is back.

>> No.14016838

>>14016815
Nice tea set

>> No.14016842

>>14016838
Thank you kindly!

>>14016819
I'm female, I don't need to pass <4

>> No.14016843

Please stop posting this trash

>> No.14016846

>>14016842
You never will.

>> No.14016847

Please continue posting this trash

>> No.14016848
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14016848

>>14016843
No <4
Show me your OC, then maybe we can talk

>> No.14016851

Am I the only one that find Alice creepy af?

I don't know why but there is something about him.

>> No.14016858

>>14016846
I don't need to <4

>>14016847
Will do~

>>14016851
I'm a female, sorry <4

>> No.14016864

>>14016851

larp'ing as a tranny for years on end on a fuckin anime message board

no thanks, al

>> No.14016877

>>14016864
Sorry, I'm not larping nor a tranny <4
Try again~

>> No.14016878

Do that thing where you say na zdrowie and clink glasses with the camera man so that tea spills everywhere

>> No.14016885

Alice, how do i get a gf?

>> No.14016892

>>14016761
show bobs and vagene

>> No.14016905

>>14016885
I would recommend finding a club or similar that you enjoy, and finding friends there <4 That can then naturally progress into a relationship.

>> No.14016910

>>14016761
Fuck off, tranny.

>> No.14016923

>>14016910
I'm not a tranny, try harder <4

>> No.14016931
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14016931

>>14016761
Just wanna pin you down and make churn that butter...

>> No.14016933

Always good to see alice. The hatred in this bred for her is just funny. You seethers republican much? Grow up and have sex.

>> No.14016941

>>14016773
the labelling has french on it you're canadian aren't YOU

>> No.14016943

>>14016931
No thank you.

>>14016933
They r-really don't know how to deal with me

>> No.14016963

>>14016761
>>14016773
>>14016815
why put up the greenscreen if you're not gonna utilize it?

>> No.14016968

Alright, w-well, that was my thread <4
I hope you have a good night, Anonymous!
We're all in this together, so stay safe, wash your hands, and I love you <4

>> No.14016969

>>14016761

Tea is for suckers.

Pour me some lean

>> No.14016975

>>14016969
ayy based

>> No.14016982

>>14016968
u best be on twitch

>> No.14016984

>>14016761
Do you have any chamomile or other chill out teas? Fuck I could use that right about now.

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>>14016984
I do <4 Just for you! Here's some nice calm green tea~

>> No.14016992

Hi Alice sorry everyone is going to be rude in your thread :\

>> No.14017030

>>14016992
No worries <4

>> No.14017033

>>14016990
you spilled some, bitch
do it again

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H-here is my boi pussy. Treat it gently <4

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>>14016992
Shut the fuck up tranny loving faggot

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>>14016878
You know what? Don't clink the glasses then.

>> No.14017052

>>14017047
alice isn't a tranny

>> No.14017057

>>14017052
yeah its a lil boy

>> No.14017058

>>14016969

now we got some real niggas bangn

>> No.14017062

>>14016990
Thanks, fren.

>> No.14017088
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14017088

hi alice i have tried your recipes but they always give me severe and worrisome cannonball shits can you recommend a way to repurpose your recipes so that i do not shit my brains out through my ass?

>> No.14017094

>>14016809
We need to know who is R !!! Are you cheating on him with Captain Crunch !?

>> No.14017098

>>14017088
You should probably see a doctor instead

>> No.14017126

>>14017094
is it the ~R from /gg/?

>> No.14017128

>>14016761
Why does she have 4 hands, is this real ?

>> No.14017138

God I wanna hug alice so bad

>> No.14017141
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God dammit why is Alice being extra cute today

>> No.14017147

>>14017138
i dont

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14017153

>>14016761
Alice c-can we see the full outfit ? I really like maid uniform ! Thx

>> No.14017155

>>14017138
>>14017138
>>14017138
go hug a 12 gauge slug to the face

>> No.14017186

>>14017040
Blue board

>> No.14017226

>>14017186
got nightmode on, sue me 8-)

>> No.14017250

>>14016783
The hands are a dead giveaway

>> No.14017403

this is a nice thread!

>> No.14017416

>>14016761
Stop making your gf do this bro, its kinda cringe

>> No.14017419

>>14017416
why do you think that is the case?

>> No.14017495

>>14016842
A skeletor with no tits like you may aswell be a man even though im pretty sure you are anyway.

>> No.14017502 [DELETED] 

>>14017495
Sorry, I have breasts <4
Seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWyjoMb04tM&list=PLyT82Ckr2Mb74Pw8ZJZ61o57Ax5sg3vZw

>> No.14017516

>>14017502
The way you added the link right after you said you have breasts made me assume it was going to be proof of your tits somehow. Its not.

>> No.14017520

>>14017516
My apologies, wrong one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCeZ2EtHRvA&list=PLyT82Ckr2Mb74Pw8ZJZ61o57Ax5sg3vZw&index=3

>> No.14017523

why did have a thread in r9k at first?

>> No.14017530

>>14017523
I made around 10 threads across 5 boards.

>> No.14017542

>>14017520
I dunno, looks almost like theres something there but its prob just a trick of the light.

>> No.14017545

>>14017530
why? is there any point in doing them anywhere but ck?
I know you like attention but it's not like other boards care and the threads get pruned anyways.

>> No.14017549

>>14017520
dude that may aswell be me in a bikini
wtf is that going to proof? lmao

>> No.14017550

>>14017545
I do not like attention.

>>14017549
Then I suppose you are a woman <4
Nice to meet you!

>> No.14017553

>>14017549
you have C cups? good lord work out more!

>> No.14017556

>>14017550
ye, seeing your definition of being a """woman""" i know for a fact that you are a tranny, have a bad day

>> No.14017560

>>14016858
Not even close to passing.

>> No.14017563

>>14017556
If you know it for a fact, then prove it and I will leave forever <4

Balls in your court now dear <4

>>14017560
I don't need to pass, as I'm a biological woman <4 I can't NOT pass. Sorry!

>> No.14017565

>>14017550
if you didn't like attention you wouldn't be doing this to begin with, and you didn't answer why you start threads on other boards.

>> No.14017570

>>14017565
Incorrect <4 I am here to help Anonymous; this has nothing to do with attention.

Your lack of imagination is not evidence <4

>> No.14017580

>>14017563
No matter how hard you try to fool yourself, deep you know you will never pass. And everyone can tell.

>> No.14017589

>>14017563
signature use is a bannable offense, tranny <3

>> No.14017592

>>14017580
No matter how much you want me to have a dick, I never will <4 I'm so so sorry to have to tell you this.

That said, feel free to prove it if you want me to leave <4

>>14017589
Luckily I'm not using one nor a tranny <4
Also, I'll be banned anyway, no biggie <4

>> No.14017598

>>14016761
I'd like to talk about your blatant delusions.

Tea would be nice too. Cream, no sugar.

>> No.14017607

>>14017592
Doesn't matter what I want. You still will never pass. That's just the way it is. For being an avatar fagging tranny, you deserve to be banned. Anyone that isn't mentally ill hates you, as you should be hated.

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>>14017598
I have none <4 That said, allow me to serve you some tea!

Lady gray, no sugar <4

>> No.14017609

Mentally ill tranny baphomet.
Ignore, hide and report.

>> No.14017614

>>14017607
No matter how much you want me to have a dick, I never will <4 I'm so so sorry to have to tell you this.

That said, feel free to prove it if you want me to leave <4

>>14017609
Still not a tranny, nor mentally ill <4 Try again

>> No.14017628

>>14017614
I can't make you not pass by wanting anything. It's just how you are. You won't pass. You have mental illness. Everyone sees it clearly. You fool no one. Your entire life, the first thing people will think of when they see you is how you don't pass. You will never avoid this.

>> No.14017633

>>14017570
>maid uniform
>anime pic
><4
yeah right, you're trying way too hard to not be seeking attention, and as I said, your other threads get pruned and no one on other boards care about them so there's no reason to post them anywhere but here.

>> No.14017639

>>14017628
No matter how much you want me to have a dick, I never will <4 I'm so so sorry to have to tell you this.

That said, feel free to prove it if you want me to leave <4

>>14017633
1. I don't have an anime picture, that's Sakuya from Touhou, a video game <4
2. The maid outfit is part of the cosplay of Sakuya
3. I'm not seeking attention

Glad to clear that up for you!

>> No.14017647

>>14017639
Show bobs and vagene if you're not a tranny.

>> No.14017649

>>14017647
No thank you <4
Also, go away tripfag

>> No.14017657

>>14017639
You are right to be sorry, for spreading your mental illness around and parading your disgusting tranny body around shamelessly in a desperate bid for attention. The best course of action you could take right now is killing yourself. You already screwed up your life beyond repair.

>> No.14017658

>>14017649
says the avatarfagging tranny, you geh

>> No.14017661

>>14017657
this

>> No.14017663

>>14017649
The NS tripfag can stay, thank you.

>> No.14017664

>>14017657
No matter how much you want me to have a dick, I never will <4 I'm so so sorry to have to tell you this.

That said, feel free to prove it if you want me to leave <4

>>14017658
Not an avatarfag nor a tranny, try again <4


>>14017661
Is entirely incorrect <4


>>14017663
No thank you

>> No.14017672

>>14017664
Doesn't matter what I want, you already do. You have a dick and you don't pass. Even if you cut your dick off like the mentally ill waste of life you are, you still will not pass. You will never pass.

>> No.14017676

>>14017672
No matter how much you want me to have a dick, I never will <4 I'm so so sorry to have to tell you this.

That said, feel free to prove it if you want me to leave <4

>> No.14017683

>>14017676
Keep being sorry. Sorry for the amount of disgust you cause wherever you go for the rest of your life.

>> No.14017685

>>14017683
No matter how much you want me to have a dick, I never will <4 I'm so so sorry to have to tell you this.

That said, feel free to prove it if you want me to leave <4

>> No.14017689

>>14017676
why were you posting in several other boards when no one on those boards care and your threads just get pruned?

>> No.14017697

>>14017685
Yes you should be sorry. However I'm not sorry for reminding you how much of a disgusting freak you are. I will gladly remind you of it because you deserve to be hated and shamed. I hope you remember this fact constantly until you eventually kill yourself.

>> No.14017699

>>14017689
My threads aren't pruned; of 10, 6 are still up even after several hours. As for caring, I can literally look through them and see you are wrong.
Sorry you feel the need to lie rather than ask a question honestly <4

>> No.14017704

im a tranny btw <4

>> No.14017705

>>14017697
No matter how much you want me to have a dick, I never will <4 I'm so so sorry to have to tell you this.

That said, feel free to prove it if you want me to leave <4

>>14017704
Don't try to pretend to be me, you aren't very good at it <4

>> No.14017707

>>14017704
We know. You fooled no one. Kill yourself.

>> No.14017710

>>14017705
>>14017704
please stop imitating me in my own thread, thanks <4

>> No.14017711

my bf didn't want me to go through with the operation but I want him to have a proper gf <4

>> No.14017713

>>14017707
The only person fooled here is you <4
By a VERY low effort troll too.

Again, if it is so obvious and easy to prove, do so <4 And I'll leave forever.

>>14017711
>>14017710
Try harder guys <4

>> No.14017717

>>14017705
I'd have tea with you. I'd have tea with anybody tho. I wish I had a real life fren to tea with :/

>> No.14017722

>>14017713
>I was only pretending to be retarded hurrr!
Kill yourself moron. Everyone knew from the start. It was obvious.

>> No.14017726

>>14017704
gentlemen, we got him

>> No.14017729

>>14017704
>>14017711
Also stop being so mean to trans people, they are beautiful and deserve better, start treating them like real women <4

>> No.14017730

>>14017704
Your big hands gave it away, lad

>> No.14017733
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>>14017722
I don't know how anyone can know things that are not true <4 But again, prove it. Put up or shut up.

But you won't because you have no ability to do so, just impotent rage <4 Sorry, I don't have a cock, even though you REALLY want one.

>>14017717
L-let me pour you a cup <4

>>14017726
Pretty sure you don't, but you do you.

>> No.14017734

>>14017726
I don't think anyone was fooled, but yeah, it took him long enough to admit the obvious.

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>>14017734
Again, I didn't admit anything, that was a very low quality and obvious troll. Try harder guys

>>14017730
I don't have big hands, as seen here, comparing mine to an actual mans. Try again.

>> No.14017739

>>14017704
bloody knew it

>> No.14017747

>>14017730
Yup, the man hands always give it away.

>> No.14017748

>>14017739
Try harder <4

>>14017747
I don't have man hands, as I just showed <4 Try again

I could seriously just make replies to this thread into a bot...let's see....

>> No.14017749

>>14017738
So happy that my HRT treatment worked out so well <4

>> No.14017750

>>14017733
>Has tea with Alice
>Feels good man
Thank you, Alice, you made my day :)

>> No.14017753

>>14017749
>worked
I wouldn't go that far...

>> No.14017755

Im dwelling on how shit my bosses are and how i could such a better job, but i have to have faith that they are making the right decisions.

How do you feel about your bosses alice?

>> No.14017756

>>14017738
those are both your hands, only one is slightly shifted downwards
LOL

>> No.14017759

>>14017756
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
>>14017738
hahaha

>> No.14017760

>>14017756
Kek you're right, this charade just keeps getting more sad and pathetic by the minute.

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>>14017750
Glad to help <4

>>14017749
HRT can't change neonatal hormone patterns dear <4 Try again~

>>14017756
No, they aren't, as you can see here
That said, how exactly do you think I have two right hands?
What a retard.

>>14017759
You guys are seriously stupid.

>> No.14017762

>>14017738
give us a pic with two right hands or two left hands, otherwise you're admitting that you're a tranny.

>> No.14017765

>>14017756
lmaooo

>> No.14017767
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14017767

>>14017755
I like my bosses, but what in particular are yours doing that is so shitty?
>>14017762
I did. Already. Before your post.
>>14017761
See how these are both right hands? Are you guys...dumb as stumps?

>> No.14017774

>>14017767
how comes that one hand has the palm up? do both with palm down.

>> No.14017775

>the tranny hand thread
Is posting pictures of tranny hands appropriate content for the food and cooking board now? This board is a fucking joke.

>> No.14017778

>>14017761
>02/12/2020
nice timestamp, DUDE
lmao

>> No.14017783

>>14017767
ok manhands mctranny

>> No.14017787

>>14017774
wouldnt work as the fisheye lense wouldnt make one hand bigger looking this way

>> No.14017789

>>14017774
Because I didn't want my male friend in the shot for obvious reasons.

>>14017775
Not like I wanted the thread to be like this.
Also not a tranny.

>>14017783
Again, if my hands are bigger than yours, seek medical attention for low T

>>14017778
Yes? It's because people keep bringing up the same tired arguments.

>>14017787
There's no distortion in the edges, so it's not a fish eye lense. Try again man, this is really sad

>> No.14017799

you just cropped the distortion out, trannyboi

>> No.14017801

>>14017789
>Because I didn't want my male friend in the shot for obvious reasons.
Pottery.

>> No.14017802

>>14017789
I know, you wanted to attention whore. And now you are being shamed for it. Tranny faggot.

>> No.14017803

>>14017761
If you ever find yourself in the neighborhood, do stop by. I like to bake. Well do tea and whatever's fresh out of the oven.

>> No.14017812

>>14017803
more like GAYborhood, amirite lads?

>> No.14017813

>>14017799
You literally can't. Learn some really basic cinematography.

>>14017802
I don't like attention, sorry <4

>>14017803
Which neighborhood is that? <4 I'll be posting every day.

>>14017801
?

>> No.14017826

>>14017812
kek

>> No.14017829

>>14017813
>?
literally all he had to do was rotate his hand so his palm faces down.
and you give some dogs hit reason for why he can't do it.

>> No.14017834

>>14017829
Okay? As I said, it helped keep him out of frame, and I didn't think it was material to the picture.

>> No.14017837

>>14017088
lol

>> No.14017842

>>14017813
Bit of an internet joke. We'll never meet in real life. Bit of a shame, really. The only person that wants to see me is a moocher. Only asks for things, then disappears till the next time they want something.