Grossest thing you've found in food?

[Anonymous No.14012581]

>make chili
>use half a box of chicken stock
>get sick eating chili
>use the remaining stock a couple days later
>pic related falls out
What's the grossest thing you've found in your food?

[Anonymous No.14012586]

>>14012581
What the fuck is that and did you report it to the supermarket?

[Anonymous No.14012595]

>>14012586
I think it's moldy chicken skin. I went today and filed an incident report. They said corporate is going to contact me in a week or so. Am I going to get compensation?

[Anonymous No.14012605]

>>14012595
if true dont take first offer and think about getting a lawyer

[Anonymous No.14012620]

There is nothing like biting into a tumor

[Anonymous No.14012622]

>>14012595
Start writing bad reviews about the store you go to, attach this image and say they still haven't contacted you yet and almost killed you.

Fastest way to get actual responses is to make it public.

[Anonymous No.14012633]

>>14012605
That sounds kind of promising. Though a court case sounds like a lot of trouble with everything going on right now. Could I just take their offer and counter with twice the amount? Maybe even posture like I'm litigious

[Anonymous No.14012638]

Similar but less gross story.

Moved into new place, made cookies for me and my housemates. Housemates said they enjoyed the cookies and I don't remember any bugs in the few that I had, but still, it haunts me.

A few days later, flour had a few bugs crawling in it.

[Anonymous No.14012644]

>>14012581
I found this in my Ear instead. Seems to look equally disgusting to OPs pic

[Anonymous No.14012652]

>>14012622
This is really good advice, and something I was thinking about. Though if this does end up going to court wouldn't any claim of near death need to be substantiated? I would go this route if I just wanted a quick out of court settlement, but I want to get feelers first on if they're even willing to pay out.

[Anonymous No.14012655]

>>14012633
you're going to get fuck all for just getting food poisoning. they will offer you a token amount. try throwing a tantrum and see if you can get some swag. try to get them to mail you a cooking apron. I've gotten free stuff a handful of times and I always bust their balls and make it like I just want to be happy. don't be a bitch about it and whine, but do be assertive

[Anonymous No.14012656]

>>14012633
you could just remember the that this something like this could have literally killed you so whats your life worth? also how sick did it make you

[Anonymous No.14012664]

>>14012644
I get chronic sinus infections and my ears clog up often. I cleaned my ears out 2 days ago because my right side was itchy and my sinuses were bad. a piece of wax larger than a q tip end came out of my left ear and I didn't even realize there was anything in it. pretty fucking crazy. I can hear pieces of grass rubbing against each other

[Anonymous No.14012667]

>>14012652
Not really, we have no idea what scale of toxicity this is and can't ever predict the reaction it will have on human bodies. He could be randomly allergic to one of the bacteria inside that moldy skin, boom dead.

Anything like this is not meant to be ingested and makes people sick automatically, therefore posing a danger to his life. What if he fed this to a child? If he goes to court a Lawyer will know exactly how to phrase this. Anywho we're trying to get OP some good compensation, not a whole legal battle. Corporations just respond quicker if you publicize.

[Anonymous No.14012673]

>>14012664
Yeah I had one of those in each of my ears. Once they came out it felt like I was hearing a whole new world.

[Anonymous No.14012674]

>>14012667
courts don't generally grant payouts for "what could have happened". you need to have actual expenses to be compensated. pain and suffering bullshit only happens when it has affected your quality of life. food poisoning for a day is nothing.

[Anonymous No.14012681]

>>14012674
Sure they do, otherwise a lot of cases in court would never make it in the first place. Anyways, we aren't trying to get OP into court. A 200$ giftcard is much better.

[Anonymous No.14012691]

>>14012681
you won't even get a $200 giftcard. I've bitched at companies at least a dozen times and at best they've offered me manufacturer's coupons. I even participated in the starkist class action suit and I was awarded with a manufacturer's coupon worth $2.05
no offense (hah, fuck you) but you sound like you have no clue what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.14012693]

>>14012656
>>14012667

Thanks for this input. I think I'm going to talk with a lawyer, maybe search around my area. Does anyone have any tips for this? If I find this avenue is best, do I want someone that works on contingency or how does this work? I have no idea how to hire a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.14012694]

>>14012681
>200$
if he dosent get more than 5 -10 grand he got suckerd

[Anonymous No.14012700]

>>14012693
just stop. people on this website are idiots. the first lawyer you call will explain to you why it is not worth it. you will waste their time

[Anonymous No.14012708]

>>14012693
look for a lawyer that does pro bono that way its free unless you win a lawyer wont take the case if they dont think they can win and if you win they take there cut from the winings

[Anonymous No.14012709]

I found this in a can of beans. I think it's part of a bean factory. I sometimes think about where it might have come from. I still ate the beans

[Anonymous No.14012713]

>>14012700
This guy is probably right

>>14012708
>>14012694
but I'm at least going to explore this. No harm in trying, especially if the lawyer works on contingency.

[Anonymous No.14012730]

>>14012713
most likely what will happen if you get a lawyer and sue is b4 it even gets to court the company that makes the stock will want to settle out of court and this will be better than what you would have gotten from calling and complain

[Anonymous No.14012739]

>>14012730
OP has no medical expenses and no case. stop encouraging them

[Anonymous No.14012800]

It sounds more like OP was using expired chicken stock, and that's just the residue that got stuck at the bottom and decomposed.

[Anonymous No.14012806]

>>14012581
once i took a gooood swig from a milk jug, then realized it was spoiled.

ughh. felt really bad man.

even thinking about it now makes me want to puke.

[Anonymous No.14012837]

>>14012581
I found a usb stick loaded with gay child abuse videos in a McDonalds sundae once. Unbelievably hideous.

Apart from that it was delicious. At least the manager apologized.

[Anonymous No.14012844]

>>14012800
Yeah it's most likely not skin but congealed bacteria slime

[Anonymous No.14012861]

>>14012800
>>14012844
expires in August

[Anonymous No.14012872]

I didn't find what actually casued it but one time I took a bite out of some pizza and it tasted exactly like an armpit smells.

[Anonymous No.14012878]

I've found some questionable pieces in KFC before so I avoid it.

[Anonymous No.14012887]

>>14012861
as soon as you open it you have to use it within a few weeks read the fucking package.

[Anonymous No.14012894]

>>14012837
I had the same experience except instead of whining to the manager I bought more sundaes

[ϟϟSCHUTZSTAFFELϟϟ !JuN.8Ir9OE No.14012907]

>>14012622
>>14012595
>>14012652
I don't really see how this is the supermarket's fault. You should really be contacting the manufacturer. But then again, I'm not a duplicitous (((instigator))).

[Anonymous No.14012914]

Found a few disgusting things in some meat pies when I was in prison, but I was at a prison that was known for housing pedos and crook politicians so I guess it was par for the course that other inmates fucked with the food that was bound for that place.

[Anonymous No.14012933]

>>14012887
it was 4 days between uses

[Anonymous No.14012941]

>>14012933
did you not smell it when you opened it? people these days are so fucking useless

[Anonymous No.14012952]

>>14012941
I've got something useless you can smell

[Anonymous No.14012962]

>>14012709
Calling a cog "part of a factory" feels very funny to me.

[Anonymous No.14012964]

>>14012800
op looks like you got the attention of the company's pr team. you're on your way to a big payday i bet

[Anonymous No.14012986]

>>14012861
Package might've had the seal broken during transport or something. Or it was just contaminated at the factory.

>>14012872
That might just be too much yeast in the dough unless the dough was actually spoiled. I think I had a failed sourdough get that smell once.

[Anonymous No.14012987]

>>14012962
what else is it?

[Anonymous No.14012988]

>>14012964
thanks man, how many millions of dollars do you think I'm owed?

[Anonymous No.14012997]

>>14012988
6

[Anonymous No.14013001]

>>14012622
Fag move.

[Anonymous No.14013004]

>>14012894
Fucking kek 10/10 post son

[Anonymous No.14013005]

I did put beans in the chili, don't know if that matters.

[ϟϟSCHUTZSTAFFELϟϟ !JuN.8Ir9OE No.14013006]

>>14012894
Based.

[Anonymous No.14013007]

>>14012595
>>14012622
>filed incident report
>start writing bad reviews
>almost killed you
Okay Karen

[Anonymous No.14013020]

>>14013004
le upvote

[Anonymous No.14013205]

>>14012709
>bean thing.jpg
Serviced me a kekkuoli

[Anonymous No.14013481]

>>14012709
Maybe if you plant it you can grow your own bean factory. Then the joke will be on them

[Anonymous No.14013484]

>>14012581
Once when I was a kid I was eating black olives straight from a can and up floated some white thing with what looked like a half dozen tentacles coming off of it, threw it away and ran, never found out what it was.

[Anonymous No.14013496]

>>14012652
How seriously you take the problem after it occurred is something a court would consider. You saying "This almost killed me and i was concerned for my life." How did that concern manifest? Did you go to the hospital? Or did you file of report and then wait a few days.

[Anonymous No.14013506]

>>14012581
Fond a big ass root in a canned soup that made almost a fourth of the volume. Wrote a letter to the factory and they send me a dozen cans for free.

[Anonymous No.14013532]

>>14012664
>>14012673
How did you get them out?

[Anonymous No.14013564]

>>14013532
hydrogen peroxide and pushing water through my ears
i was surprised when it came out

[Anonymous No.14013728]

>>14012709
What is this thing? I have one of these on my floor, not from a can of beans.

[Anonymous No.14013808]

>>14013532
Syringing with luke-warm water is the only acceptable way to clean ears.

>>14012581
>>14012595
Pretty sure that's sediment settling and congealing in the carton, it's most likely pretty harmless but you'd need to be a microbiologist to be sure.
Protein and gelatin will form something like that. The colouration will be from the caramel colour added to the stock.

[Anonymous No.14013837]

>>14012997
Oy vey

[Anonymous No.14013840]

>>14012709
Every part of this post works together to create the perfect picture of bean-eaters.

[Anonymous No.14014032]

>>14012581
from my years of slob lifestyle
that's a layer of solidified mold
they usually form on top of liquids, when the mold starts it's usually little rounds floating thing on the surface of the liquid, but if you let it grow, it'll eventually cover the entire surface and form a sort of mold skin on top on the liquid

[Anonymous No.14014041]

>>14012962
That's not a cog.

[Anonymous No.14014254]

>>14013532
here you go. 1 part 3% hydrogen peroxide and 3 parts warm water. I also used ear drops first.

[Anonymous No.14014263]

>>14012709
>part of a bean factory
Fucking hell lmao

[Anonymous No.14014276]

>>14012595
They probably won’t offer you much since you don’t have any damages. If the chicken skin had made you violently ill and you ended up in a coma there would be damages

[Anonymous No.14014383]

>67 replies
>no word on the brand of chicken stock
TELL US NOW

[Anonymous No.14014863]

>>14014383
A major one.

[Anonymous No.14014913]

>>14012709
dem beans

[Anonymous No.14014918]

>>14012595
What are your damages? You won't get shit if you have a medical bill to show them.

[Anonymous No.14014929]

>>14014918
Don't*

[Anonymous No.14014976]

I've bit into two chicken tumors at separate shitty delicious chinese buffets. you know the type.

[Anonymous No.14014984]

>>14013007
Facebook and reddit are not far away. You might feel more comfortable there.

[Anonymous No.14015001]

>>14012709
wtf beans have toys nowadays??

[Anonymous No.14015091]

>>14012581
Chewed gum in rice

[Anonymous No.14015100]

>>14012709
Fucking beaners

[Anonymous No.14015132]

>>14012595
YOU FOUND THE GOLDEN TICKET!
CUMGLADULATIONS

[Anonymous No.14015172]

>>14014254
>Ear-iggation

[Anonymous No.14015250]

Complaining is an art

>Call up bars to see if any are showing a boxing pay-per-view I want to see
>One Buffalo Wild Wings tells me their Apple Valley location shows boxing pay-per-view events
>Call up the Apple Valley location "yeah we're showing that tonight"
>Drive all the fucking way to Apple Valley to watch the boxing pay-per-view
>Order wings and beer waiting for the fight to start
>Start getting suspicious because almost nobody is there and the pay-per-view broadcast is supposed to start soon
>Server brings out my wings
>"Hey, you guys are showing the pay-per-view tonight right?"
>"What? We're not showing that"
>Ask to speak to the manager
>Manager finds the situation hilarious and blames it on "the girls that answer the phone."
>That night email a complaint to Buffalo Wild Wings about the situation
>Get an email back two days later from the manager of the restaurant
>He didn't even spell pay-per-view right
>Get even angrier and file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau
>A week later I got a big gift card to Buffalo Wild Wings

[Anonymous No.14015276]

>>14012581
Sharp Cheese *blegh*

[Anonymous No.14015277]

>>14015250
fuck off Shoenice

[Anonymous No.14015296]

>>14012638
Fag bitching about weevils unironically

[Anonymous No.14015327]

>>14012709
DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS!

[Anonymous No.14015621]

>>14012581
Please don’t post this again, I’ve seen some insane shit and this brings me close to barfing.

[Anonymous No.14015739]

>>14012709
I love this post so much

[Anonymous No.14016420]

>>14014863
based

[Anonymous No.14016440]

just make chicken stock dude wtf

[Anonymous No.14017281]

>>14012581
I'm more disgusted at putting stock in chili

[Anonymous No.14017320]

>>14014984
Oh I'm sorry Karen, tell me more about how I've ruined your day.

[Anonymous No.14017954]

>>14012586
it's the mother. you can use it to make more chicken stock

[Anonymous No.14017970]

>>14017954
underrated post

[Anonymous No.14017975]

>>14012581
this is why I have a problem with opaque containers of liquid. foundsomething similar in a can of Monster energy tea.

[Anonymous No.14017983]

>>14012709
I genuinely love how innocent and honest the tone of this post is

[Anonymous No.14017984]

>>14012581
So it's early 2019 and I buy some canned chili for chili dogs and there's just this floppy, white, ...thing in the can.

[Anonymous No.14017993]

>Had a canned drink, drank most of it and set the rest aside for later
>Later didn't come, forgot to finish or pour it out
>Several days/a week later, have another can
>Reached to take a sip, grabbed the old can by mistake
>Immediately realized the grave error I had made after one taste
>Poured out the can into my sink, big clump of moldy shit like OP's picture but black/grey came out
Mistakes were made, I don't keep trash in my room any more

[Anonymous No.14017995]

>>14012581
>Eating pizza
>Get this horrible sore feeling in my throat
>Dad tells me to drink a glass of water and eat a roll of bread
>Era not going away
>Fuck it put my fingers down my throat
>There is definitely something there
>Pull out a massive splinter as long as my fucking finger from my throat
I wanted to call and tell at them but dad didn't let me

[Anonymous No.14018029]

This post should be read in Joe Pera's voice

[Anonymous No.14018037]

>>14012837
damn I found mine stuff inside some gnarly cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.14018038]

>>14017995
That's a pizza bone

[Anonymous No.14018057]

>>14012709
There was a hex nut in my order of refried beans at a restaurant one time. I'm friends with the manager there so I was mostly glad that I had been the one to find it, instead of someone that would cause a ruckus about it, or not notice it before putting it in their mouth. He told me it didn't match anything in their kitchen, and that it must have been in the beans when they got them. It made me worry about the bean factory workers' safety if the machines are falling to pieces like that.

[Anonymous No.14018083]

I found a roach baked into a loaf of bread when I was a kid
That's about it

[Anonymous No.14018356]

>>14012595
yes just don't let it go, no threats unless you actually want to sue. Don't accept the first offer

[Anonymous No.14018427]

>>14018356
I have both the sample and the box it came in sitting in my freezer. I'm going to talk with a lawyer on Monday. In high school some retard totaled my car. When his insurance called me for pain and suffering I just accepted their first offer of $50. Never again.

[Anonymous No.14018482]

>>14012709
>>14018057
If you guys combined your pieces, you could start your own bean factory

[Anonymous No.14018506]

>>14016440
jars of cum

[Anonymous No.14019009]

>>14012581
after my rhinoplastic surgery, my snot took on a very interesting quality. i'm not sure what happens to it, but i believe that it gets mixed with blood and then goes through a fermentation process. this snot has a very strong taste, a peculiar texture and is very dark colored. i actually like it now.

[Anonymous No.14019028]

>>14019009
oh god. i had a septum correction and adenoid removal few years back.
the DISCHARGE.
i bet you know alllll about that.
the scab removal was the worst. every week i had to follow up and they stuck this long suction tweezer thing inches down my nose and pulled out the most unimaginably huge scab booger you wouldnt even believe could fit up there...

[Anonymous No.14019045]

Maggots in the rice. Finished half a bowl before I noticed them. They look just like rice grains.

[Anonymous No.14019345]

as a kid was grocery shopping along my mom. after packaging the stuff felt a thunk when putting a packet of sliced ham in the bag. there was a cut off piece of metal just floating in there leaving a faint trace of something black around it.

[Anonymous No.14019414]

>>14017954
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.14019419]

>>14012581
>literal film of green slime mold

[Anonymous No.14019447]

>>14012739
this. at best they will give you coupons for free shit.

i got sick eating at qdoba once. i called and complained and they gave me like 5 free meal coupons

[Anonymous No.14019456]

>>14017320
shut up corporate bootlicker

[Anonymous No.14020719]

>>14019447
I fucked a fat girl that worked at a qdoba once. I tried to eat her out but she said "only my boyfriend is allowed to do that"

[Anonymous No.14020738]

>>14020719
lol based

[Anonymous No.14021183]

>>14020719
You're both degenerate and you deserve each other.

[Anonymous No.14021636]

>>14015250
yea go fuck yourself you insufferable piece of shit.

order the fucking wings to go and buy your own payperview you lazy cheap sack of shit. people like you are the worst fucking kind of human. the only reason you exist is because people enable this shitty behavior. you deserve to be boiled in oil along with your entire family.

[Anonymous No.14021734]

at kfc i got a piece of chicken with a feather on it still when i was on vacation

weevils in my barley for making beer that spread to all the rice, pasta and flour in my cupboard

mold in a can of corn when i was a kid

bugs in a bag of yellow rice that my mom insisted on buying that i never liked

a rat ate through a box of ramen above my fridge

i cant think of much else other than the random burnt chip in a bag of chips and nigger fur being in my food at a restaurant

[Anonymous No.14021756]

>>14018057
>>14018057
>There was a hex nut in my order of refried beans
Did you check the packaging to see if it noted that the refried beans are packaged in a facility that also processes nuts?

[Anonymous No.14021760]

can you guys stop posting so i can stop seeing this disgusting piece of fuck holy shit fuck men

[Anonymous No.14021769]

>>14015250
I work on consumer relations for a major appliance manufacturer and take escalated calls when someone asks for "a supervisor". I gotta say you sir were actually entitled to something given the bullshit they put ya through and coming from me that's quite the compliment cause I hate giving consumers shit unless they deserve it.

[Anonymous No.14021780]

>>14012800
I found this in a can of beans. I think it's part of a bean factory. I sometimes think about where it might have come from. I still ate the beans

[Anonymous No.14021788]

>>14012709
i am sure it has a story behind it

[Anonymous No.14021854]

>>14012644
Hey! I have this condition too.
If you can schedule an ENT appointment it's worth looking into.

Called Keratosis Obturans.
Annoying shit, gotta go get my ears cleaned by a doc every 3-4 months.

[Anonymous No.14021901]

>>14012644
ewwww why's it wet

[Anonymous No.14021907]

>>14012709
You got me in fuckin tears here

[Anonymous No.14021917]

>>14012872
Onions and cajun chicken (maybe) on the pizza and a box that causes the steam to condense

[Anonymous No.14021923]

>>14012952
Thx bby lemme sniff that stanky pusy

[Anonymous No.14021945]

>>14014032
This, looks like the classic "slime" you get on like a cup of tea left for two days, once got that and then an undulated green fur in concentric circles, think it was a penicillin type thing, as it killed all the other nasty shit and I was left with pristine green fur on the surface of the "slime" substrate. Almost wish I'd never thrown it out.

[Anonymous No.14022036]

Found a bottle of dark rum in a field as a kid. The thing must have been sitting in the sun a long fucking time. Bottle was burning hot. Tasted like shit.

[Anonymous No.14022057]

>>14012709
The reason why I keep coming back to /ck/ is because of posts like this

[Anonymous No.14022113]

>>14012709
Damn right you still ate those beans

[Anonymous No.14022147]

>>14019456
awh bby did I hurt your feelings again? Want my manager's number?

[Anonymous No.14022814]

>>14012581

Early 90s my parents opened a can of cambells tomato soup and there were strands of long black hair in the can
Pretty gross. They contacted them and they sent us an entire case of tomato soup in the mail

[Anonymous No.14022952]

I found a bolt in a chicken sandwich from McDonalds a few years back. I don't know what made me open the sandwich but I'm so glad I did. I might've broken a fucking tooth if I bit into that

[Anonymous No.14023091]

You can complain about anything real or not and you'll get free food regardless. I do it all the time. Works well with candy.

[Anonymous No.14023345]

>>14017954
Lost it. Good shit

[Anonymous No.14023355]

>>14021756
ba dum dum tshhh

[Anonymous No.14023357]

>>14012655
you suck

[Anonymous No.14023610]

>>14012709
>bean factory

[Anonymous No.14023685]

>>14012709
aint nothing got in my way of bean eatin'

[Anonymous No.14023896]

>>14017954
lmao

[Anonymous No.14023945]

>>14015250
>A week later I got a big gift card to Buffalo Wild Wings
Congratulations, the amount of wings you can buy with that card is probably worth around 5$

[Anonymous No.14023998]

I remember not too long ago when a bunch of capri sun also had that bacteria slime shit in em

[Anonymous No.14024005]

>sip an energy drink
>it's lumpy

[Anonymous No.14024074]

>>14012709
Cute.

[Anonymous No.14024098]

bunch of maggots or very tiny worm like things inside of a box of kraft mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.14024653]

I found a screw in a can of tuna once

[Anonymous No.14024713]

>>14012664
That sounds so satisfying

[Anonymous No.14024719]

Not that related, but forgot this in my oven and found it looking like hell. Does anyone know if the mold is some harmful aflatoxin shit or just your daily coffee mold?

[Anonymous No.14024864]

Years ago I bought a box of Franzia. When I went to pull the spout out of the box I noticed something unusual on the bag. I ripped open the box, and the bag of wine was absolutely covered with small, dead weevel things. I got a refund.

[Anonymous No.14025652]

>>14024719
Have you ever tried cleaning your oven? Shit looks like a petri dish.

[Anonymous No.14025965]

>>14021636
I literally hope you get murdered.

[Anonymous No.14026051]

>>14012709
Lmao