Townsend Thread- Mutton Edition

[Anonymous No.13996161]

Would you try 18th century mutton kebabs as a part of your quarantine cooking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVIXbdQQtQY

Prev. Thread- >>13950567

[Anonymous No.13996286]

Threadly reminder to always add enough nutmeg, but never to eggs.

[Anonymous No.13996301]

>>13996161
Orange fool

[Anonymous No.13996310]

>>13996301
you should try making it, anon. Seems pretty good as a spring dessert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2AG545WIsg

[Anonymous No.13996316]

>inb4 100+ spam advertising replies from one guy posting youtube links
Shilling with effort is still shilling.

[Anonymous No.13996323]

>>13996316
No advertising here. Just enjoying the 18th century and all of its diverse foods, you should try it too. Pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.13996341]

>>13996323
>Shilling with effort is still shilling.
If you weren't advertising, you'd be posting recipes instead of youtube links.

[Anonymous No.13996347]

>>13996341
the recipes are in the videos. That's kind of the point of posting them.

[Anonymous No.13996355]

For me it's this graduate degree dairy queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJL-HYSlvRM

[Anonymous No.13996388]

>>13996355
the cheese recipes can be pretty cool too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PLv76rQiq0

[Anonymous No.13996397]

John Townsend vs Mrs Crocombe. Who wins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m0B9qkeq4g

[Anonymous No.13996404]

Hmm yes time for a delightful Jas Townsend thread I must say

[Anonymous No.13996423]

>>13996404
Indeed! Coffee, anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnurZrCxt7U

[Anonymous No.13996435]

>>13996397
There was a crossover episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOTBAkCfMh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piYcgGdO8_w

[Anonymous No.13996438]

>>13996161
based townsend. I've tried the baked onion (great) and the potato pancakes (good) so far in the last few days.

[Anonymous No.13996441]

>>13996438
would you try the mutton kebabs, though?

[Anonymous No.13996445]

>>13996397
See >>13996435. They are friends. They have no reason to fight each other.

[Anonymous No.13996471]

>>13996441
Sure, though I'm slowly becoming a vegetarian unconciously

[Anonymous No.13996485]

>>13996471
this one is vegetarian, Townsend seems to have a lot of meatless recipes. Don't know about vegan stuff though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-QS_oxf6I

[Anonymous No.13996513]

>>13996485
Meat was expensive before factory farms. Vegans are cucks though

[Anonymous No.13996536]

>>13996513
most of the recipes have at least cheese or butter in them, with the exception of the parched corn probably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgNuPXIIvC8&t=4s

[Anonymous No.13996706]

Terrible to think of how many people aren’t enjoying a comfy and wholesome nutmeg toast every morning.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Af_OHNZmCWI

[Anonymous No.13997089]

>>13996397
>Mrs
Townsends wins by default

[Anonymous No.13997094]

>>>/y/outube

[Anonymous No.13997120]

I used to like his videos but I boycotted this motherfucker when he disrespected my president

[Anonymous No.13997162]

>>13997094
If only hiroshima added a containment board for eceleb shit like how moot made a board for bronies

[Anonymous No.13997186]

>>13997120
your loss, I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEXic7y1X-Y

[Anonymous No.13997195]

>>13997120
your loss, I suppose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEXic7y1X-Y

[Anonymous No.13997203]

I'M

[Anonymous No.13997315]

>>13997203
gay btw

[Anonymous No.13997375]

>>13997203
Well, speak up!

[Anonymous No.13997384]

>>13996355
Hannah please marry me

[Anonymous No.13997561]

I think it’s really important to keep the flavors and aromas of the 18th century alive. Whether you do all of your cooking in a felt hat or even just cook your bread in the dirt, it’s good to keep that 1700s spirit going in any little way you can.

[Anonymous No.13997716]

>>13996286
I love egg and nutmeg together is this a crime?

[Anonymous No.13997736]

>>13997716
>"I put the nutmeg on the egg..."
>"Nutm-egg..."

[Anonymous No.13997743]

>>13997736
Some egg
Nut meg

[Anonymous No.13998238]

>>13997736
lmao

[Anonymous No.13998251]

I see a lot of obese people in thumbnails so I haven't actually watched anything by him.

[Anonymous No.13998254]

It's another day of not having an 18th century larp kitchen/autism clinic. One day I will at least set up an outdoor campfire and cook like civilians ought to.

[Anonymous No.13998256]

>>13996301
IM UPSET!

[Anonymous No.13998340]

>IMPEACH GLUMPF
caught me a bit off guard there, i thought this channel was about the 18th century?

[Anonymous No.13998656]

>>13998254
Will you be building a bark canoe as well?

[Anonymous No.13998796]

>>13998251
I mean, with all the butter in 18th century recipes, you can kind of understand how that would happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQWETcw-E74

[Anonymous No.13998802]

>>13998656
Yes, there's slimy fish out there I want to eat raw. With texture like chicken breast coated in jello. An acquired taste.

[Anonymous No.13998803]

>>13997716
not the most terrible thing but it doesn't sound great, either. Depends on how much nutmeg you use though, I guess.

[Anonymous No.13998845]

>>13998802
you could try drying them to make stockfish rations, too

[Anonymous No.13998852]

>ORANGE

[Anonymous No.13998968]

>>13996161
>and don't forget to vote for Bernie
wtf? I guess he recorded this awhile ago

[Anonymous No.13999316]

>>13998852
you should really try some other fruits, too, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAn5_2JdYJA

[Anonymous No.13999414]

>>13996301
even if he did mean what is implied here who the fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.13999636]

>it's usually made with corn, but we'll use rice instead!
>Well, it's not very flavorful, but that's ok because it's just meant to be a filler for the rest of the meal!

A lot went wrong with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MBxcdv8EDc

[Anonymous No.13999797]

>>13996161
Got banned for sharing about our lord and savior

[Anonymous No.13999885]

>>13997561
Exactly. Simple, rustic, and comfy recipes.

[Anonymous No.13999906]

>>13998845
I wasn't a huge fan of the stockfish. When I was making it, it did smell a little strong and I think chased the other reenactors off of the fort for a bit. I did like this one, though. Solid, affordable food, great in winter too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvbZ1_h9HW8

[Anonymous No.13999935]

>>13998656
I'll be building one too but I need some good recipes for picnic lunches to take out in the woods while constructing it. Anyone have any good Townsend recipes for portable meals?

[Anonymous No.13999948]

>>13996397

Mrs Crocombe, she doesn't break the 4th wall to shill products on her website.

[Anonymous No.14000009]

>>13999935
This one might be good, anon. Not much on flavor, but definitely portable and easy to make in between outdoor activities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CmRUxqxG7Q

[Anonymous No.14000032]

>>13999935
Definitely try the portable soup. As long as you have access to water you can rehydrate it and make it. I'm sure you'll have enough wood for a fire to cook it over, too since you're building a canoe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fE5KzvOZRk

[Anonymous No.14000040]

>>13996161
Sure but can't really find mutton where I live. It's all lamb which is pretty expensive.

[Anonymous No.14000043]

>>13997120
What? When?

[Anonymous No.14000070]

>>14000040
You could always try this one instead, then!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQdFSo73jz0

[Anonymous No.14000099]

>>14000070
It does look amazing indeed.

[Anonymous No.14000120]

Townsend is beyond based

[Anonymous No.14000125]

>>14000120
Most wholesome and comfy cooking channel.

[Anonymous No.14000132]

>>14000125
>>14000120

Absolutely! He may not be a very good cook, but at least the recipes keep the flavors and aromas of the 18th century alive, and that's what matters most.

[Anonymous No.14000141]

>>14000099
the chicken ones all look pretty decent, and there's a fried chicken recipe too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsyjNef2ydQ

[Anonymous No.14000184]

>>13998256
LOUDER

[Anonymous No.14000209]

>>14000000

[Anonymous No.14000238]

If you kebab your mutton, then what you gonna be left with to fuck?

[Anonymous No.14000262]

>>13996355
Wow! Can you imagine spending the time, money, and effort getting some retarded bachelor's degree. Not stopping there, but afterward spending even further time, money, and effort to get an even more retarded graduate degree. All just so you can larp as an 18th century milkmaid in bumbfuck nowhere.

[Anonymous No.14000278]

Guarantee anyone who goes there and sees her feels really really sad for her. Just a bummer....what a fucking loser churning butter.

[Anonymous No.14000401]

>>14000262
It's almost as if some people have more interests for their job than making as much money as possible. Who would have thought?

[Anonymous No.14000548]

>>14000401
Uh, yeah, but literally everyone still thinks you are a tool and a loser wasting your life puttering at nonsense.

[Anonymous No.14000556]

>>14000548
Someone with down syndrome doing some "work" is cool, go for it buddy. Someone with a graduate degree doing the same "work" is just pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14000561]

>>14000548
I you are happy doing that then why should you care? I'm pretty sure she doesn't just churn butter there.

[Anonymous No.14000588]

>>14000561
I don't care...it just makes me sad. Like arguing with a prepubescent on an anonymous forum makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.14000597]

>>14000262
>>14000401
what 18th century recipes have you liked, though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv8DTEJD6HE

[Anonymous No.14000598]

>>14000588
>arguing with a prepubescent on an anonymous forum makes me sad.
There's a pretty easy solution on how to avoid that sadness.

[Anonymous No.14000621]

>>14000597
The different baked beans he made I'm thinking of trying sometime. Also the mushroom ketchup.

[Anonymous No.14000635]

>>14000621
The maple or molasses ones? or both?

[Anonymous No.14000720]

>>14000262
>>14000278
>>14000548
>>14000556
https://www.linkedin.com/in/hannah-zimmerman-43019285
>Marketing and Communications Director

https://projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/organizations/611390403
>Notable expenses Percent of total expenses
>Executive compensation $61,500 9.4%
>Professional fundraising fees $0
>Other salaries and wages $202,941 31.0%

She probably makes okay money doing something she loves. She's also still young had has a great resume, with options for advancement.

Post your resume, and how much do you make? Is it work or is it something you love doing?

[Anonymous No.14000879]

>>14000635
The maple ones. They don't sell molasses here, just a syrup that tastes like brown sugar. I don't think they are interchangeable.

[Anonymous No.14000884]

Townsend is such a fakey-fake. And everything he cooks looks yucky! Ewww gross!

[Anonymous No.14000906]

>>14000884
lmao

What recipes did you dislike, anon?

[Anonymous No.14001051]

>>14000879
that's good, the molasses ones did look pretty bad

[Anonymous No.14001115]

>>14000879
Molasses syrup pretty much a direct product of the tree before it's watered down into the swill they sell to normies. Check online.

[Anonymous No.14001147]

>>13999414
True patriots

[Anonymous No.14001150]

>>14000598
I'm a 40-year-old lesbian trapped in a 11-year-old boy's body.

[Anonymous No.14001158]

>>14000720
Seriously? I don't care enough to read any of that bullshit, but I make $31,200 a year.

[Anonymous No.14001163]

>>14000720
Now we're talking about money and not love for one's vocation? My point still stands that she is a pathetic loser.

[Anonymous No.14001176]

>>14000720
Hey I mop up the junkie blood and mexican diarrhea from the KFC bathroom. KFC revenue was about $3,000,000,000 last year so that means I am well off, fucking pimpin' as they say, working in a successful team.

[Anonymous No.14001179]

>>14001163
It's an empty point, and sounds like you talk out of envy for someone who actually does love their vocation. Post your job.

[Anonymous No.14001186]

>>14000720
Marketing and communications are the most bullshit fucking jobs ever. Literally redundant and pointless, the only thing a middling young woman does for "work". If we got rid of all "marketing and communications" workers, there would literally be zero effect on life and the economy.

[Anonymous No.14001192]

>>14001179
I fuck teenage black girls on camera. It's not the greatest pay, and it's hard to always be ready perform on cue, makes one feel like just a piece of meat, just a walking massive white cock, but I love the work.

[Anonymous No.14001195]

>>14001192
You're admitting you're just trolling and ashamed of your job. No wonder you're envious

[Anonymous No.14001201]

>>14001195
Haa I wish I was joking nigga, I only see about 5 more years of this life though.

[Anonymous No.14001204]

>>14001201
>t. non essential worker unemployed and seething at milk girls online

[Anonymous No.14001207]

>>14001204
LOL naw, nice projection though now we know a little more about you.

[Anonymous No.14001211]

>>14001207
>n-n-no you are
>no one is allowed to have fun while i suffer
i'm just amazed you still have the candor to post, when your own life is lacking so much. have you considered going to night school for butter churning? then at least you'd produce something of value

[Anonymous No.14001217]

>>14001211
I get fresh cream from my dairy farmer friend and use a fucking hand drill with a mixing paddle like someone with any sense. It's not fucking rocket science.

[Anonymous No.14001219]

craftsmen jobs of the 18th century being adopted by people all over the world can only be called a vision of success.

[Anonymous No.14001226]

>>14001217
sure you do.

[Anonymous No.14001228]

>>14001211
I guess that's what I said, but you are the one who came up with all that bullshit about seething. I spend my days getting paid to split open horny young chicks.

[Anonymous No.14001230]

>>14001228
oh so you've quit your career making home depot butter from the hood of your car? your investments must be so diversified.

[Anonymous No.14001231]

>>14001226
It's funny but no joke, the cream is part of my sex play, and fresh butter is amazing.

[Anonymous No.14001236]

>working in the sex industry
>during the covid pandemic

so, he is unemployed

[Anonymous No.14001239]

>>14001230
Hmm...I like to cook and make food at home you fetal alcohol syndrome ass head...that's why I'm on /ck

[Anonymous No.14001245]

>>14001236
i like how he adds to the story with every post. townsend added rice to a corn flour recipe and was surprised with the results. i think every day is full of unexpected surprises.

[Anonymous No.14001247]

>>14001236
Sex industry is on hyperdrive right now

[Anonymous No.14001250]

>>14001247
maybe as a covid vector

[Anonymous No.14001257]

i can't believe it's really jos townsend and sons. he's founding a dynasty of 18th century content makers while some people can't even build a burnt log canoe

[Anonymous No.14001261]

Heh...the people that are dying, are dying of heart disease and pneumonia and shit like that. The fucking china virus maybe makes you feel shitty for a few days in the morning, but when you have a hangover every day you won't even notice.

[Anonymous No.14001264]

>>14001257
we see the sons sometimes, but what do they really think of their father's food? does he feed them primarily from the 18th century? he talked about drinking buttermilk and complaining about it. who feeds someone that much buttermilk? there's more to the story for sure

[Anonymous No.14001270]

>>14001261
21st century failed you. take the 18th century pill. there's even alcohol. can't be worse than your experience is now.

[Anonymous No.14001282]

>>14001270
They drank alcohol because if you drank water you would bleed out of all orifices until you were dead.

[Anonymous No.14001290]

>>14001257
It was John’s father James who started the business back in the 60s or 70s.

[Anonymous No.14001294]

>>14001282
That’s an old wives tale. Well water and fresh water were plentiful in most places before serious human pollution, though city water could be very dangerous.

[Anonymous No.14001295]

>>14001282
and those times are back. fire up the cider distillery and craft breweries, the more we move into the 18th century, the more plague-ready we'll be in the long run. you should be able to produce every secondary product in a grocery store. the shortage is coming, and jos townsend knows de way to de future

[Anonymous No.14001304]

>>14001295
..is found the shadows of the past

[Anonymous No.14001307]

>>13999636
you can't just sub rice for corn! not and like it.. and it looks by the end he understood that

[Anonymous No.14001327]

>>14001295
Keep telling yourself that. Just because you make "homebrew" by letting the grape juice sit out doesn't make you Mors Kochanski.

[Anonymous No.14001332]

>>14001294
Nigga have you ever actually drank well water, like out of a fucking big hole in the ground? You don't just get sick from "human pollution".

[Anonymous No.14001341]

Jesus I can't believe this guy just uploaded a "Ivanka Street Hooker" recipe, with some bullshit made up story about some 18th century lady named Ivanka man fuck this agenda pushing ASSHOLE
GET YOUR POLITICS OUT OF MY FOOD!!!!

[Anonymous No.14001351]

It's important to always filter raw water to deal with potential contamination, even well water. microbes.

[Anonymous No.14001391]

>>14001351
Charcoal filters are 18th century right?

[Anonymous No.14001404]

>>14001351
Or boil it with fire

[Anonymous No.14001408]

>>13996355
I bet she can really churn out my butter

[Anonymous No.14001410]

>The idea that people primarily drank beer throughout the Middle Ages is widespread -- and also wrong. A number of records from medieval times report that water was plentiful and common.
https://history.howstuffworks.com/medieval-people-drink-beer-water.htm

Roman aqueducts weren't built to deliver beer.

[Anonymous No.14001415]

>>14001410
>Roman aqueducts weren't built to deliver beer.
What a stupid and pointless invention then.

[Anonymous No.14001421]

>>14001391
We have records of it being used dating back to 400 BCE, yes.

[Anonymous No.14001427]

People seem to think that everyone before the invention of electricity were knuckle dragging retards, as if they didn't know about life or how to live.

[Anonymous No.14001435]

>>14001427
Frankly the shit they did with early electricity was straight up retarded. Earnestly surprised the whole of Edwardian society didn't go up in flames.

[Anonymous No.14001445]

>>14001410
You don't use water just to fucking drink you fucking stupid asshole...also you use water to make beer. People didn't understand about pathogens...boiling the water sanitizes it...and is incidental to the process of making beer.

[Anonymous No.14001469]

>>14001421
A charcoal filter doesn't sanitize the water. Also that filter construction is to reduce the turbidity...also not to sanitize the water.

[Anonymous No.14001473]

>>14001445
People understood about getting sick from nasty water, even if they didn't know about bacteria. Fucking ancient Greeks philosophizes knew about cells. Humans drank water in the past, stop being a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.14001479]

>>14001435
They did electrocute an elephant. That was pretty dope.

[Anonymous No.14001488]

>>14001473
Stop. Don't be a retard. I said people didn't understand about pathogens, not that they didn't understand raw water makes you sick. That's why they drank beer and wine and shit instead.

[Anonymous No.14001492]

>>14001473
>knew about cells
No, they did not. They all had theories about the world around them and about human bodies. They didn't actually know anything.

[Anonymous No.14001511]

>>14001473
ancient greeks knew about atoms the same way we know about warp speed travel in space. It was just an idea and not accepted as reality.

[Anonymous No.14001534]

>>14001492
Well gravity is just a fucking theory so by that logic we don't even know what keeps us on the planet's surface.

[Anonymous No.14001537]

>>14001511
Yo dawg I hope school opens in the fall so you have even a chance of getting laid. At some point it just gets way too easy finding a pussy to slam...the really challenge is convincing some bitch to get your mentally challenged homey laid.

[Anonymous No.14001544]

>>14001492
Humans have drank water throughout all of history, stop being a dense fuckhead just for the sake of arguing on a Lithuanian basket weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.14001561]

>>14001534
Stop playing dumb. There is concrete evidence of gravity.
They didn't have any evidence of atoms or cells. It was just philosophy, not physics back then. Some philosophers just guessed kinda right.

[Anonymous No.14001566]

>>14001534
Reminder that we have already detected gravitational waves just as Einstein predicted

[Anonymous No.14001567]

>>14001561
Yeah and they also drank fucking water back then too.

[Anonymous No.14001568]

Would Greeks in the 3rd century BCE have been amazed at Townsend's high-tech futuristic cooking? Would they have regarded him as a cullinary sorceror, or a God?

[Anonymous No.14001577]

>>14001568
He's literally cooking country food over an open fire

[Anonymous No.14001579]

>>14001567
>drinking water
What kind of a weirdo would do that? You need to drink Coca Cola Zero.

[Anonymous No.14001582]

>>14001577
Yeah but with the flavors and aromas of the 18th century. He would probably be seen as some kind of omniscient alien

[Anonymous No.14001590]

>>14001582
Nah. Most spices and basic techniques he uses were very well known back then.

[Anonymous No.14001597]

>>14001590
So he would've melded seamlessly into the society of the Greek countryside, interviewing Hellenic milk maids and Egyptian barbecuemen?

[Anonymous No.14001625]

>>14001582
Why does that say "future" to you and not simply "foreign"

Greece had spices my dude

[Anonymous No.14001631]

>>14001625
Did they have nutmeg?

[Anonymous No.14001636]

>>14001597
He would meld seamlessly with their love of fucking little boys rectums.

[Anonymous No.14001638]

>>14001597
Probably if he had known the languages.
Cooking food on fire hasn't been a new thing after the pre-historic times. Spices have been used in cooking and medicine since the start of historical age and probably even before.
Spices they used at those areas and those eras might have even been stronger than what he uses in his videos. We'll never definitely know.

[Anonymous No.14001648]

>>14001638
Townsend is more than a jovial spice merchant though; he has the recipes and techniques of period cooking under his belt. Surely there are some things in the 18th century they didn't have

[Anonymous No.14001666]

>>14001648
Fortunately they didn't have laws against bestiality...which fucking your African servants falls under.

[Anonymous No.14001670]

>>14001631
What about nutmeg is futuristic?
It's just a foreign spice from south-east Asia.

[Anonymous No.14001691]

>>14001670
Greeks were never in South East Asia, though. It would be new to them. They'd probably make him the Nutmeg King

[Anonymous No.14001703]

>>14001691
The idea of foreign trade was not new to them.
Again, why would nutmeg be futuristic and not simply foreign?

[Anonymous No.14001712]

>>14001703
his space age way of dress of course

[Anonymous No.14001722]

>>14001264
I for one am also curious about why he despises asparagus so much

[Anonymous No.14001732]

>>14001712
That's got nothing to do with nutmeg, and you're ignoring the fact that fitted clothing wasn't new then either.

[Anonymous No.14001733]

>>14001712
this is not a human

[Anonymous No.14001752]

>>14001712
Is there a word for the hat he always wears?

[Anonymous No.14001757]

>>14001752
pimpin'

[Anonymous No.14001758]

>>14001733
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.14001764]

>>14001752
I know he sold felt hats, I don't know if this is one of them.

[Anonymous No.14001781]

>>14001752
If only he had like a website or something, huh?

[Anonymous No.14001807]

>>14001733
in no way would a human wear a hat like this

[Anonymous No.14001942]

>>14001807
Dunno, looks pretty based and comfypilled to me.

[Anonymous No.14001973]

>>14001781
you cheeky yank

[Anonymous No.14001975]

>>14001942
here you go

https://www.townsends.us/collections/mens-hats/products/genuine-fox-canadian-cap-cc-907

[Anonymous No.14002010]

>>14001975
>$120
the fuck?
>real fur
Oh, ok kinda makes sense. Still way too overpriced.

[Anonymous No.14002062]

>>14002010
for the small price of $120, you too could experience the fabrics and aromas of the 18th century!

[Anonymous No.14002108]

>>14001752
it can be yours

https://www.townsends.us/collections/mens-hats

[Anonymous No.14002125]

>>14002108
>>14001752
Men's work cap, $18.50, the perfect gift for the one you love: yourself
https://www.townsends.us/collections/mens-hats/products/mens-work-cap-wc-923

[Anonymous No.14002149]

>>14002010
Yeah, well this is handmade quality shit we're talking here.

[Anonymous No.14002167]

fuck this snake motherfucker

he knew exactly what he was doing with his orange fool bullshit, and if he had the guts to nut up and say "yeah i meant it on purpose, fuck donald trump" i would have at least a shred of respect for him as a man, but his whole sideshow crybaby victim act after he got the backlash that he deserved ruined any chance he might have had of redemption

[Anonymous No.14002171]

>>14002167
give me a quick gestalt

[Anonymous No.14002202]

Dear grizzled Townsend vets, what was the deal with old recipes and nutmeg?

[Anonymous No.14002223]

>>14002202
nutmeg was to the 18th century as sugar is to the 21st

[Anonymous No.14002234]

>>14002202
I guess people just loved that shit, allspice was popular too after Europeans discovered it.

[Anonymous No.14002240]

>>14002223
That's hilarious considering how pricey it is compared to sugar now. Reminds me of the deal with lobster being considered SPAM back then (apparently they also used to be fuck hueg as well until we started to overfish them).

[Anonymous No.14002257]

>>14002240
>tfw 18 century prisoners ate better than you or me
They put nutmeg in everything the same way we put salt and sugar in all our processed foods. It was an easy to come by flavoring that increased food taste

[Anonymous No.14002269]

>>14002202
Nutmeg is both the spice of the past and the spice of the future. It transcends both space and time, much like Townsend himself.

[Anonymous No.14002277]

>>14002269
wat
but also based

[Anonymous No.14002291]

>>14002171

at the peak of trump derangement syndrome in north america, he published a video about a dessert drink that just so happened to be called "orange fool." "orange," as well as just calling him stupid in general, is something that trump detractors say to attack him

his viewers got upset at him for politicizing his channel and he made a video where he cried like a pussy saying that's not what he meant at all and it was just one big coincidence

[Anonymous No.14002302]

>>14002291
I'm kinda right leaning, but Trump is a fucking clown and anyone who makes fun of him is based.

[Anonymous No.14002314]

>>14002291
>>14002302
I also voted Trump and will vote for him again in 2020 and then in 2024. I watched that Orange Fool episode and didn't once make any connection between it and Orange Man Bad.
Trump is a clown, but that's why I voted for him.
Townsend seems like a conservative family man.
I don't give a shit about politics and I will continue to enjoy both Trump's tweets and Townsend's old timey cooking.

[Anonymous No.14002345]

>>14002314
That's because Orange Fool has nothing to do with Trump, and no one who watched the video would think so. The entire thing is literally Townsend and a nice lady from Mt. Vernon making an orange custard. The actual derangement here comes from people telling people it's some political mess when it's nothing of the kind. Youtube politickers are cancer. Townsend's reaction is entirely justified, and for him to show such emotion shows how much he really wants to be accessed by everyone from the political spectrum.

It's a case of read the headline, make shit up, then bouncing it off boomers until they all start becoming steam-head crazy. Total nonsense.

Townsend has only ever wanted one kind of politics, and that's anarcho-primativism.

[Anonymous No.14002399]

>>13999935
The potato chips sound like a good idea for the outdoors, though you'll probably have to make them ahead of time unless you have a portable 1700s cast iron pan to fry them in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiXbloUoWow

[Anonymous No.14002449]

>>14002399
Imagine smelling his furniture

[Anonymous No.14002457]

>>14002449
"Oh, I could eat these all day!"

[Anonymous No.14002473]

>>14002302
Kill yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.14002486]

>>14002473
Why?

[Anonymous No.14002493]

>>14002449
Guy owns a huge business and like 60 acres of property. He lives a modern life with nice stuff.

[Anonymous No.14002579]

>>14002234
allspice contains nutmeg, though it's really when you use the freshly grated nutmeg that you get the true 18th century flavor experience.

[Anonymous No.14002589]

>>14002579
Allspice is the name of the plant it is from. It's also called myrtle pepper or Jamaica pepper.
It is not a blend of spices, but rather one single spice that tastes like a blend of spices.

[Anonymous No.14002595]

>>14002589
>no actual nutmeg

consider allspice cancelled

[ϟϟSCHUTZSTAFFELϟϟ !JuN.8Ir9OE No.14002653]

>>13999948
Townsend's also isn't the same product. He's a reenactor but isn't necessarily reenacting on the show except in specific episodes.

[Anonymous No.14002677]

>>14000043

Its a dumb meme because he had a dessert called an "Orange Fool".

[Anonymous No.14002766]

I'm frustrated.

[Anonymous No.14002777]

>>14002125
>work cap
>white and blue stripes
Is there any documentation on anyone being forced to wear a white and blue striped garment before the 1940s? Or is he the master troll?

[Anonymous No.14002817]

>>14002777
Probably both.

[Anonymous No.14002908]

>>14002766
That’s exactly what I said after watching the corn and eels video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ocVCsPPNxsc

[Anonymous No.14002991]

>>14002399
Bad idea to make these things, honestly. After I made them once, I just kept making them over and over again every day. Eventually I gained weight and started to sink when i’d go out in my dugout canoe, as well as no longer fitting in my re-enactment outfits. I eventually had to replace these with the fish cakes as those didn’t taste as good.

[Anonymous No.14003003]

>>14002777
Nice digits anon

[Anonymous No.14003460]

Bump

[Anonymous No.14003712]

This is a new kind of shitposting. It requires a lot of effort for nothing in return.
I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.14003869]

To all anons: What 18th century breakfast will you be having today?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jGUtncVoyNc

[Anonymous No.14003915]

>>14003869
egg and tost

[Anonymous No.14003919]

>that one townsends where he mocks the starving and poor
No wonder he deleted it

[Anonymous No.14004025]

>>14003919
Townsend likes to enjoy a nice cup of bark beer while his group of obese downtrodden build the canoe for him.

[Anonymous No.14004037]

>>14003919
Which one was that?

[Anonymous No.14004046]

>>14004037
I'm curious about that, too. Townsend has a lot of videos about the poor but idk which one this was

[Anonymous No.14004153]

>>14003915
for me, it's these with a little dash of nutmeg and some molasses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecnSW1t4dLk

[Anonymous No.14004199]

>>14004025
based

[Anonymous No.14004226]

>>14004199
Townsend also enjoys feeding the downtrodden massive amounts of butter, explaining why they are so large despite being poor. I think this is so he can test whether or not the bark canoe is sturdy enough. The downtrodden think they're being treated to a day of canoeing, while in reality they're just weight limit testers.

[Anonymous No.14004293]

>>14002991
That's unfortunate, but at least you didn't settle on eating the eels.

[Anonymous No.14004306]

>>14004226
even baseder

[Anonymous No.14004318]

>>14004037
>>14004046
Just memes lads

[Anonymous No.14004324]

>>14004318
apparently Townsend taking a video down has happened before, though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwGO8HtrVc

[Anonymous No.14004386]

Repurposed stale bread, the ultimate food for the downtrodden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOgKjpq7Nws

[Anonymous No.14004541]

>>14003915
>>14003869

Did someone say breakfast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig81LidLrBc

[Anonymous No.14004630]

>>14004306
he doesn't even buy them safety equipment. Just little wooden axes and that's it. That's just how it was in the 18th century

[Anonymous No.14004655]

>>14002653
not just reenactment, he's living history! And so should everyone. There's nothing like enjoying a 1700s style lunch just outside of your hand-built log cabin while having a nice fire with other nutmeg enthusiasts. Sometimes you'll even get to go to taverns too and experience good ol' fashioned comfy cuisine ranging from pot roast to crusty bread.

[Anonymous No.14004834]

>>14004386
As a downtrodden, that recipe really speaks to me. Seems like a perfect dessert to have after a robust pumpkin soup and a nice break from eating journey cakes every day. I know some may say Townsend dislikes the poor, but to me this one shows he understands us.

[Anonymous No.14004845]

>>13996301
I want to try that when the lock down is over.

[Anonymous No.14004851]

>>13996397
not sure about the food but with a face like that I'd rather have John to suck my dick than her and I'm not gay

[Anonymous No.14004852]

>>14004845
Make sure to add nutmeg as a finishing touch!

[Anonymous No.14004864]

>>13996301
spbp

[Anonymous No.14004973]

>>14004834
Make sure to add in some more variety and make hardtack! It’s not only a great storage food, but is useful, too. You can hit various birds with it and get some meat for making pemmican.

[Anonymous No.14005212]

alright, downtroddens, what's for lunch today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pb8rEYDLHc

[Anonymous No.14006036]

"disgusting recipes even we won't try"

Strange 18th century recipes, anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytK0omplQPU

[Anonymous No.14006313]

>>14004973
Nice. I hope I can get a good pigeon with it. Not very meaty, but definitely very 1700s

[Anonymous No.14006564]

bump for nutmeg

[Anonymous No.14006796]

>>14006036
ew fish

[Anonymous No.14006797]

>>14006796
fish is disgusting, even 18th century fish

[Anonymous No.14006800]

>>14006797
i'd rather eat this one >>14006564

[Anonymous No.14006825]

>>14005212
i had pasta with meatball

[Anonymous No.14006855]

>>14006825
I wonder if they had that in the 18th century

[Anonymous No.14006892]

>tfw you use rice flour instead of corn flour for your ration bread

[Anonymous No.14007045]

stockfish was the deenz of the 18th century

[Anonymous No.14007281]

they sure did eat well in the 18th century

[Anonymous No.14007288]

>>14007281
not all the time

[Anonymous No.14007291]

>>14007281
couldn't think of anything intelligent to say so you attacked his appearance. stay classy.

[Anonymous No.14007315]

this is generally why Townsend uses the downtrodden to test the canoes. Canoes can be very unpredictable.

[Anonymous No.14007321]

>>14007291
Die faster fat fuck

[Anonymous No.14007463]

>>14007288
I wonder what kind of emotion he was trying to convey in this part of the coffee eggs video?

[Anonymous No.14007482]

>>14007288
i wonder what type of emotion he was trying to convey in this part of the coffee eggs video

[Anonymous No.14007997]

does this mean Townsend likes asparagus now?

[Anonymous No.14008224]

>>14001733
He's irish not human

[Anonymous No.14008867]

breakfast time

[Anonymous No.14009270]

"this one doesn't have nutmeg in it, John!"

Just then, Townsend throws the half-eaten cake across the table in a fit of rage and declares that the live stream was all for nothing.

[ϟϟSCHUTZSTAFFELϟϟ !JuN.8Ir9OE No.14009310]

>>14007281
>implying that there weren't fat fucks in the 18th century

[Anonymous No.14009337]

[Anonymous No.14009340]

>>14009310
that's his main labor force

[Anonymous No.14009363]

Sometimes a recipe doesn't come out right, but he still tries it anyway. I think that's the true meaning of 18th century cooking.

[Anonymous No.14009555]

>>14009337
>ywn get a handie from a butter churning 18th century mommy
Life is futile.

[Anonymous No.14009799]

>>14007482
Perhaps the same way he felt about the 1700s parmesan ice cream?

[Anonymous No.14009935]

>>14009799
I was going to try that one until I saw the part in the video where he says "and early 19th century". I feel as if Townsend truly lost it there as part of the appeal is eating and making 1700s food.

[Anonymous No.14010172]

>>14009799
Dude looks like he's seen some shit
in the 18th century
What's the 18th century word for dude?

[Anonymous No.14010187]

is this all just shitposting or do you actually like this man's content?

[Anonymous No.14010207]

im fwustwated

[Anonymous No.14010413]

>>14010207
I know, it's been far too long since the last Nutmeg tavern livestream.

[Anonymous No.14010446]

>>14010172
Townsend has most definitely seen some shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-W1E26C4g8

[Anonymous No.14010646]

>>14010446
ch-ch-ch-chalk?

[Anonymous No.14010668]

>>14010250
>spilling coffee in your eggs and eating it anyway
i've done this, i just didn't know it was cooking

[Anonymous No.14010717]

>>14010646
Eat the chalk!

[Anonymous No.14010725]

>>14010250

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92xHoNQQ45s

[Anonymous No.14010732]

>>14010717
I'd rather have another coffee egg

[Anonymous No.14010770]

>>13996397
>pitching them against each other

I ship them.

[Anonymous No.14011327]

>>14010668
based and 1700s pilled

[Anonymous No.14011734]

>>14010717
no, even the weird interpretation of deenz he made was better than that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrvIritLPCU

[Anonymous No.14013138]

>>14010732
I recommend the pemmican instead

[Anonymous No.14013203]

>>13996397
>that slight titty jiggle whenever she turns around

[Anonymous No.14013211]

>>13998340
he's talking about that barron trump book.

[Anonymous No.14013293]

>>14002277
Is that Salvia Erik?

[Anonymous No.14013433]

>>14011734
Those probably taste closer to herrings.

[Anonymous No.14014208]

>>14013433
consider them cancelled then

[Anonymous No.14014478]

It's time again for 18th century breakfast!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rT6J0OxEmM

[Anonymous No.14014754]

>>13996301
>4 yeas after a recipe gets posted that causes /pol/dditors to sperg out for no reason
>/pol/dditors still sperging out about it
Literally more fragile than bleeding-heart SJWs who think that words are violence.

[Anonymous No.14015421]

>tfw no nutmeg tavern this week

[Anonymous No.14015443]

>>14014754
>bleeding-heart SJWs

Can we just stop giving these people special names and just call them what they are: neo-Racists & Bigots.

[Anonymous No.14015491]

>>14015421
None since over a week ago. ngmi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECglWx0A6s

[Anonymous No.14015951]

nvm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ABxopkqsTc

[Anonymous No.14015973]

>>14015951
fucking based, he's live right now

i want a fishing kit

[Anonymous No.14015999]

LIVE

[Anonymous No.14016046]

>>14014754
sounds like you think about them a lot, do they upset you?

[Anonymous No.14016078]

Farming edition, everyone!

[Anonymous No.14016158]

>>14015973
it was a great stream

New Townsend video about 18th century chicken on Monday, everyone!

[Anonymous No.14016191]

>>14013293
Yep. Man, it's been a while. I only have two memories of his videos, and they're both great:

>Writing a letter to congress on Salvia
>Immediately devolves into doodling with markers on a paper and being utterly bewildered by what to do with this important paper that he was certain he had to do something with

>Mailing a letter on Salvia
>Never gets past him sitting in his car being astonished by the world around him
>Suddenly snaps his attention forwards, looks like he's witnessing the fucking rapture, the camera pans over and reveals that a stray cat had climbed onto the windshield

[Anonymous No.14016270]

poo pee pee
a pee poo
pee

[Anonymous No.14016291]

>>14016270
Brave. Bold. Powerful. You're a true visionary, anon.

[Anonymous No.14016293]

>>14014754
Your smooth tr*nny brain can be boiled down to a few kb of image, isn’t that fucking sad? Kys

[Anonymous No.14016301]

Fool

[Anonymous No.14016345]

>>14016191
He's still around believe it or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkPaFBjHKI8

[Anonymous No.14016365]

>>14016301
Well, looks like someone wasn't very happy with the Nutmeg Tavern stream today...

[Anonymous No.14017158]

Chicken video on Monday! Announced on tavern livestream.

[Anonymous No.14017735]

>>14017158
I like chicken

[Anonymous No.14017794]

>>14017735
as everyone should

[Anonymous No.14018051]

>>13996397
I despise Britain and British people, so Townsend

[Anonymous No.14018158]

>>14010172
>What's the 18th century word for dude?
Probably "cove"

[Anonymous No.14018236]

>>14014478
>not eating the mushrumps recipe instead

pleb

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vdzd4LgmNw

[Anonymous No.14018248]

>>14018236
i love the mushroom ketchup

[Anonymous No.14018267]

>>14013138
For me, it’s the pain perdu.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYTIsQQoanM

[Anonymous No.14018271]

>>14016191
>>14016345
just as unfunny as always

[Anonymous No.14018274]

>>14007997
nah

[Anonymous No.14018576]

>>14016046
yeah, whether they are an actual threat towards me or not, i still don't like people who advocate for my death.

[Anonymous No.14019318]

>stinging nettle

I don’t know about this one....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KbTn_IjmUFc

[Anonymous No.14019320]

>>14009337
NUTMEG'D

[Anonymous No.14019329]

>>14019318
it's traditionnal in europe. no fear once it's cooked.

[Anonymous No.14019332]

>>14015443
"bleeding-heart" is an expression that's been used to refer to the left for longer than you've been alive.

>>14016046
Nah, just kinda annoying having peoples political tantrums shoved down your throat constantly while you're trying to discuss food.
>75% of /pol/ddit is threads whining about "libruls njoos"
>"hurrr we r not frajel da left r da frajel onez"

[Anonymous No.14019336]

>>13996161
Isn't he just a beanie peddler?

[Anonymous No.14019404]

>>14019329
how the hell do you harvest it, though? That stuff's brutal

[Anonymous No.14019517]

>>14019336
he's a time traveler who is living history.

[Anonymous No.14019816]

>>14018267
nice, i love lost bread

[Anonymous No.14019925]

>>14019816
>lost bread

Where did it go, townsend?

[Anonymous No.14020050]

>>14014754
Fuck you faggot jannies

[Anonymous No.14020185]

today I did sort of a reverse of what Townsend did with his rice bread recipe. I substituted corn for rice. Made the fried rice recipe I was making a little unusual, but it truly had the spirit of 1800s cooking because of that.

[Re No.14020297]

>>13996316
Fuck off. This is Townsend. I love him.

[Anonymous No.14020534]

>>14020297
Some people just don't understand or appreciate the flavors and aromas of the 18th century, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MattBVhFSwM

[Anonymous No.14020797]

>>14020185
based, how was fried corn?

[Anonymous No.14020817]

>>14020050
So no counter-argument, huh? Just "le cuck xD.jpg" and a mini-tantrum. I guess words can hit nerves when they're right. Now go cry about pseudo-politics some more.

[Anonymous No.14020821]

>>14020797
it was... interesting. Really represented both the struggles and creativity of the 1700s.

[Anonymous No.14020869]

>>14001435
There was an invention that was a thick woollen table cloth with raw wires running through that you would stab electrical plugs into to power them

[Anonymous No.14020942]

>>14018248

[Anonymous No.14021072]

>>14020817
Kys

[Anonymous No.14021127]

>>14002202
Sugar used to be exclusively a rich ingrediant saved for the aristocracy.
Nutmeg was a poorfag alternative.
It's actually pretty astonishing how much of politics, history and conflict was determined by a need for spices and flavor on your food.

Just makes the meme of moderm anglos not seasoning at all feel even wierder in context.

[Anonymous No.14021203]

>>14021127
>tfw freshly grated nutmeg is no longer a popular method of seasoning food

ngmi

[Anonymous No.14021312]

>>14020185
the rice bread tasted terrible. Never again.

[Anonymous No.14021372]

>>14019925
it went back in time to the 18th century, of course!

[Anonymous No.14021417]

this makes the mushroom ketchup even more based to be honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUdCxN7R2yo

[Anonymous No.14021832]

>>14014754
i think its more because it revealed him to be a weak, effete liberal homo and weakness makes strong people disgusted. whenever i see soy or people like this guy i want to spray them with raid until they die coughing and spitting up their insides.

[Anonymous No.14021926]

Reminder

New Townsend chicken recipe video on Monday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ABxopkqsTc

[Anonymous No.14022099]

>>14021417
>tfw eating mushroom ketchup on crusty bread while assembling your new Townsend fishing kit

[Anonymous No.14022815]

To all anons: What type of chicken do you think Townsend will make on Monday?

[Anonymous No.14022987]

>>14022815
hopefully boiled

[Anonymous No.14023046]

>>14022815
Hopefully fried!

[Anonymous No.14023051]

>>14022815
I'm personally hoping he does a fire-grilled one, that would be based

[Anonymous No.14023058]

i had a mutton kebab today it was delicious those 18th century guys really knew how to eat

[Anonymous No.14023063]

>>14023058
Absolutely!

[Anonymous No.14023067]

>>14022815
i hope he doesnt botch it, but he's usually pretty skilled when it comes to chicken

[Anonymous No.14023076]

>>14023067
All we can hope for at this point is that it doesn't end up as bad as the rice bread or corn and eels.

[Anonymous No.14023126]

FRESH

>>14023123
>>14023123
>>14023123

[Anonymous No.14023493]

I like chicken. I hope most for the grilled one, though.