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Post child-tier food.

>> No.13994258

Ranch or any salad dressing.
>Yuck veggies
>let's slather this fattening goop on top, that'll make it better

>> No.13994271

>>13994185
>>13994258
Imagine being so reddit and zoom

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>>13994185
>the only acceptable condiment on a hot dog is gluten free, vegan, non-GMO artisanal mustard!

>> No.13994312

>>13994185

all food that tastes good is child-tier food. eating should be an act of sustinence, not an act of enjoyment.

>> No.13994318

>>13994185
ketchup isn't food

>> No.13994323

>NOOOO MY SUGAR AND FAT YOU CAN'T JUST CALL IT CHILDISH BUT IT TASTES SO GOOOOOOD
ok american

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>>13994185

>> No.13994336
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>all food that tastes good is child-tier food. eating should be an act of sustinence, not an act of enjoyment

>> No.13994367

>>13994331
>meat
Found the child.

>> No.13994377

>>13994185
Mac and cheese

>> No.13994383

>>13994291
Wtf mustard are you eating that has gluten and is non-vegan

>> No.13994399

>>13994271
>Eating healthy is reddit
What the hell is wrong with you.
>zoom
Like, this isn't a race, muffin.

>> No.13994406

Carbonara

>> No.13994407

>>13994185
Noodles. Specifically ramen noodles.

>> No.13994413

>>13994399
Newfag

>> No.13994416

>>13994399
fucking newfags

>> No.13994422

>>13994413
What does being gay have to do with being new? And ive been here since 2015, thank you.

>> No.13994434

>>13994416
Likewise, what does being gay and being new have in common? This is just trolling at this point.

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>>13994185

>> No.13994451

>>13994383
Not sure if bait or just ignorant but ok.
Vegan mustard comes from mustard plants that are grown in sealed greenhouses.
Regular mustard plants are grown outdoors and harbor lots of small insects, IE not vegan.

>> No.13994465

>>13994422
MODS underage

>> No.13994466
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>> No.13994472

>>13994466
That looks pretty good

>> No.13994489

>>13994258
>>any salad dressing
>he eats dry leaves

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>>13994466
Hastur approves

>> No.13994498

>>13994466
Why does everything have figs?
What are those (stuffed?) yellow things?

>> No.13994508

>>13994498
wut?

>> No.13994510

>>13994489
>What is the natural waters of the greens
Are you stupid?

>> No.13994520

>>13994498
wut the fuck are you on about there?

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>>13994498

>> No.13994539

>>13994508
>>13994520
Hes not wrong, theres a shit load of figs there.

>> No.13994543

>>13994539
figs v killer tomatoes, taking bets now

>> No.13994566
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don't let the green slime get in the way

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>>13995007
You're correct, but for full credit you should have posted this

>> No.13995338
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13995338

Everything from Mexico

>> No.13995359

>>13994185
Oh yeah we chup our egg sandwich
And we chup up all our fish
And if you want to chup it
You just might get your wish

Get yourself a bottle or
Grab some little packets
Chup up your next meal
Yeah we're gonna make a racket

These mayo mavens slurp semen
Straight from the tap
Gobbling knobs and fouling sandwiches
With oozing white crap

Based chuppers always set the
Ladies' hearts aflutter
We'll liquidate these mayo fiends
Like cleaning out some clutter

We chup it up at work
And we chup it up at school
And no we don't want mayo,
Mama didn't raise no fools

When it comes to chupping
We're the original patricians
Fish and eggs turn red,
You'd think we were magicians

Ignore all the naysayers
And mayo-gobbling faggots
We'll brainpan those morons
And they'll be feasted on by maggots

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>> No.13995382

>>13994383
I have a bottle of "gluten-free" vodka in my freezer right now, it's just an advertising term at this point.

>> No.13995473

>>13994510
this will come as a shock to you but you are the stupid one. the fats in salad dressings help your body to absorb the nutrients. also i bet you don't have close friends

>> No.13995528

>>13995359
Not bad, not bad at all. That was pretty funny.

>> No.13995542

>>13995473
>m-muh nutrients
>eats shitty calorie-packed salad dressing devoid of any nutritional value
really makes you think

>> No.13995562

>>13995542
Makes me want to shit, all them nootrients and stuff, I need to run to a toilet right now.

>> No.13995566

>>13995542
add some broccoli and cauliflower and I'm sorted

>> No.13995574

>EVERYTHING THAT CHILDREN CAN TOLERATE IS ONLY FOR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!

>> No.13995584

>>13994258
Oil and vinegar would like to have a word about your shit opinion.

>> No.13995593

>>13995542
you know you can easily make your own dressing with like 2 ingredients right?

>> No.13995646
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>>13994498
raw quinces, i don't think they're stuffed they just always look lumpy. You can't eat them raw, they're best stewed in sugar syrup, then they're nice. But you can't eat half the leaves and shit on that table anyway.

>> No.13995657

>>13995338
*Everything TexMex

>> No.13995681

>>13995542
>calorie packed
>devoid of nutritional value
/ck/ the lowest iq board.

>> No.13996000

>>13994185
if it can be eaten raw, cooked in a microwave, and cut with a butterknife it's kids food

>> No.13996050

>>13995473
You ARE stupid. Stick to your fast food young man.

>> No.13996058

>>13996000
>son, youre 18 now. no more apples

>> No.13996063

>>13995584
Unnecessary. Both are just empty filler used for picky adults who can't handle the crunch of a nice veggie.

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>> No.13996082

>>13996063
You are some fucking weirdo if you can't appreciate a salad with a nice vinaigrette.
Do you also think food doesn't need salt or any seasoning?

>> No.13996099

>>13994434
10/10
Interrogating the accepted jargon, I like it

>> No.13996106

>>13995473
what nutrients? its oil, vinegar and a sprinkle of herbs

>> No.13996122

>>13996082
They don't. Appreciate the natural flavor of corned beef on its own or the crisp skin of a rotisserie chicken. Subtlety is an underrated element in flavor and hearing you scream about seasoning confirms that you may be a tastelet who never learned how to cook.

>> No.13996136

>>13994185
>no diced onion or mustard
Indeed. At least it isn't a hotdog with non GMO pineapple-mango relish on it because ketchup is "too sweet."

>> No.13996139

>>13996122
>natural flavor of corned beef
Oh man you gotta make the bait not so obvious next time.

>> No.13996149

>>13994258
fpbp fuck dressingfags

>> No.13996160

>>13994336
Do you tell yourself that as you approach the menu at Taco Bell?

>> No.13996171

>>13996058
The more fast food these fags eat then the more apples that I have.

>> No.13996179

>>13995338
What's that thing in the middle with the red stick?

>> No.13996184

>>13996099
shut up fag

>> No.13996195

>>13996160
>he can't enjoy a road trip tostada with a potato taco a couple times a year
It must suck living a life with a stick so far up your ass that you don't allow yourself to enjoy the simple things.

>> No.13996196

>>13996106
The nutrients in the salad bud

>> No.13996205

>>13994291
this but unironically. sauerkraut is also acceptable

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>>13994185

>> No.13996244

>>13995359
based

>>13995528
stfu mayofag

>> No.13996261

>>13994312
>not enjoying what you're eating

What's even the point, then? I can understand being responsible about food and not giving into every craving, but what's life without some joy in it?

>> No.13996281

>>13996211
I'll agree with this. Reese cereal makes a good dessert, though.
People that bitch about 'chup and milk are beyond retarded, though. Do you eat split pea soup (or mushy peas as a Brit)? Because that's literally the same as baby food.

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>>13994185
Pizza, it's just cheese on toast FFS!

>> No.13996328

>>13996082
>vinaigrette
>Vinegar

I'm out.

>> No.13996356

>>13996328
I hope you are just baiting.

>> No.13996386

>>13994422
Dubs of faggotry

>> No.13996391

>>13995584
Oil and lemon juice are next in line

>> No.13996395

>>13994185
>implying kids only like terrible things
mcdonalds should have listened to the kids when they said the arch deluxe sucked.

>> No.13996403

>>13996106
>>13996063
Many of nutrients are fat soluble and fat aids in their absorption during digestion
t. Nigella
Grow up and make a nice dressing for your salad

>> No.13996453

>>13996314
That looks good holy fuck

>> No.13996484

>>13996453
Needs more pineapple and chillis.

>> No.13996498

>>13994185
Anything Mexican.

>> No.13996557

>>13996453
It looks like a bog standard pizza.

>> No.13996613

>>13996453
>shitty cheese with puddles of separated oil
>pepperoni
>good
The crust does look nice but everything else is garbage tier.

>> No.13996764

>>13996171
>eating apples
kek apples are shit tier a true vitamin A connoisseur eats entire sweet potatos

>> No.13996779

>>13996764
Now I'm imagining some neckbeard chin deep in a raw, unwashed sweer potato as he shitposts.

>> No.13996867

>>13994258
>no dressing
Get fucked. Balsamico dressing master race.

>> No.13997088

>>13996184
No U

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>>13997386
>12 snacks
A stick of cheese is a snack?

>> No.13997557
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M-m-mommy...

>> No.13997567

>>13995379
fuck you

>> No.13997572

>>13994312
> eating should be an act of sustenance, not an act of enjoyment
Reminder that you could spend your whole life eating the most perfectly healthy, purely functional diet possible, and you'll still fucking die just like everyone else. All you'll do is buy yourself a couple of extra years of decrepitude at the end, when you won't even be that happy to be living anymore.

>> No.13997586

>>13997535
Let me guess ur American

>> No.13997605

>>13997586
String cheese is american retard.

>> No.13997621

>>13997605
Not bloody true m8

>> No.13997800

>>13996613
Of course the oil separates, its not fucking kraft singles dunce.

>> No.13997876

>>13994312
God and to think I used to think like this

>> No.13997896

>no one posted pancakes

ultimate child-tier breakfast

>> No.13997902

>>13997567
>>13990911

>> No.13997904

>>13997876
t. lapsed fatty

>> No.13998007

>>13996179
two chips and a piece of bell pepper??

>> No.13998120

>>13997572
but theres also eating healthy for the enjoyment of not feeling like shit 24/7 between turning 30 and 55