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How do I make God Tier Elote? Last time I got some corn and boiled it, slathered Mayo on it and some generic powdered Chipotle pepper and crumbled feta cheese and freeze dried cilantro and it kinda blowed and never tastes as good as the kind I get from local taco trucks

>> No.13993285

>>13993261
Youe gotta grill or broil it you idiot

>> No.13993388

>>13993285
How long do I grill it for?

>> No.13993507
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>>13993388
until it's fucking brown and done and looks like elote. do i have to eat it for you too?

>> No.13993854

>>13993261
you're doing everything wrong
did you even look this shit up?
the corn is grilled
the spread isn't fucking mayo you idiot, it's crema which is a specific spread.
and imagine putting FETA on something like this. holy shit.

>> No.13993867

>>13993507
Try to "pwn" me again and see how quickly you get banned, idiot.

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>>13993867
Ahahaha look at this manchild

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>>13993867
people don't get banned for hurting your feelings here, unless the faggot janny is having his period.

>> No.13993948

>>13993933
Jannis should be stabbed to death
Now we let this thread die.

>> No.13994085
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>>13993261
The way the Mexicans sell it at Warren Park:
>steamed corn
>squeeze of pic related
>spread of mayo
>sprinkle of queso fresco
>paprika
wa lah!

>> No.13994099

>>13993261
Why didn't you just buy fresh cilantro and chop it up you retard? Freeze dried cilantro? Seriously?

>> No.13994809

>>13994099
Haven't you been watching the news? I'm not about to buy cilantro that's been coofed on

>> No.13995013

>>13993854
Why will no one tell me how long to grill corn for? So I put crema on and then Cotija crumble cheese instead?

>> No.13995394

>>13995013
Literally everything you listed can be "coofed" on faggot. Why don't you buy a freeze-dried dildo and go fuck yourself?

>> No.13995411

Motherfucker probably put parsley leaves on his steamed corn with feta and chili flakes

>> No.13995432

>>13995013
Here's a tip. Grill it until it turns into pure ash. Then give up on cooking like everything else in your life.

>> No.13995461

>>13995013
just do it till it looks cooked but not burned
its not that hard to grill corn

>> No.13995502

>>13995394
Who coofed in your cornflakes this morning?

>> No.13996289

>>13995013
Just grill it until it gets some color.
You don't need to burn it.

>> No.13996300

>>13993261
>generic powdered Chipotle pepper and crumbled feta cheese and freeze dried cilantro
u wot

>> No.13996318

can i "grill" up some canned corn in a skillet for a couple minutes, put it in a bowl, mix it with a spoonful of mayo, chili powder, cayenne, parsley, and put a little shredded mozz over it and call it elote? ive never had it before but im interested

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13996329

Grill brush with mayo+roll in parmesan cheese.Then sprinkle with chili lowder.

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Wait 4 get chili powder I ment this.

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Also get one these su you can flip all once.

>> No.13997463

>>13993867
Awe, babe
It's ok
We wont let the mean amateur cooks hurt your feefees

>> No.13997545

>>13996329
why are you recommending mayo?!

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>>13993867
lol get pwned faggot

>> No.13997849

>>13996318
Elote is always on the cob. Find your local Mexican aand ask him where to get them

>> No.13997864

The way its commonly done in Mexicoland as told by a mexican (me)
-boil the white corn (i dont know if sweet yellow corn will work. Prob not. Mex white corn is savory and starchy) until juicy and tender, and corn stock is made

Elotes
-grill the corn to your desired crispiness
-Pierce the cob with a stick to hold it
-slather the ingredients onto the cob (butter, mayo, green lemonjuice, cream, dry cheese and chilli powder)

Alternative (esquites)
-when its boiled (and grilled if you want), cut all of the kernels from the cob with a knife
-Put the kernels in a little vase/cup with a bit of the corn stock
-add the rest of the ingredients
-adjust to your liking

How tasty your elotes/esquites will be depends on the quality of the corn. As well as a ton of little grandma secrets (harvest the corn at night, take off certain bits of the kernels, etc.) but they dont matter.

>> No.13997913

>>13997864
I've always wondered what the cup version is it's the only one I've had thanks for this