/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13983401]

What the fuck should I do with the 8 Carolina reaper chilies I have in my fridge? I ate a sliver of one and unironically craved death for 15 minutes after. Rubbed some on a burger and it was still too fucking much for me.

[Anonymous No.13983406]

>>13983401
Rub them on car door handles

[Anonymous No.13983407]

>>13983401
Make a pretty effective homemade pepperspray out of them.

[Anonymous No.13983417]

>>13983406
Might do this with my nigger neighbor who decided to rice out his shitty car despite the fact he lives in a densely populated residential area and goes to work at 5am.

[Anonymous No.13983441]

>>13983401
Smoke them (like how they make chipotle, not in a bong), and make a paste to keep in your fridge

[Anonymous No.13983517]

>>13983406
>>13983407
homemade chemical weapon seems like the way to go
bonus points if you manage to put it discretely on something that someone would put on their face or hands

[Anonymous No.13983559]

>>13983441
This is the way to go. How long will it last as a paste though?

[Anonymous No.13983832]

>>13983401
Cut the top off one and put it in a pot of chili, stir and taste often. Take out when it gets to your heat level.

[Anonymous No.13983943]

Aren't they practically the same thing as moruga scorpions or am I mistaken? I ask because I used a whole moruga yesterday when I made eggplant in chilli sauce as part of lunch and it looked bumpy/wrinkly with a little scorpion's tail at the tip just like the one in OP.
Anyway, I made six servings of the stuff and I used a whole cayenne, one moruga and a bird's eye as well as a tomato, some shallots and a few garlic cloves. Was good.
Maybe that might be your style? If I calculated correctly, the dish has about the equivalent heat of only 83 jalapeños per serving, so hot, but not too bad.
If you want the recipe, I can type one up for you or just link you to a YT video. It'll be in Indonesian but even if you don't speak Indo-Malay, it's easy to follow along.

[Anonymous No.13983954]

>>13983417
>nigger
>work

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.13983959]

make hot sauce. half of one with 4 or 5 red bell peppers an onion garlic qnd a little honey blended would make a nice sauce. then bottle and share with neighbor.

[Anonymous No.13984044]

>>13983417
>>13983954
ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMN RACISM. GO BACK TO /POL/

[Anonymous No.13984052]

>>13984044
shut the fuck up nigger

[Anonymous No.13984054]

>>13984052
Ill have you know i got 3 jannies on my payroll. Keep it up big boy

[Anonymous No.13984160]

>>13984054
>jannies
>payroll
can you send me some coupons for free hotpockets, nestle rep-sama?

[Anonymous No.13984236]

>>13984054
>jannies
>payroll
lmao

[Anonymous No.13984256]

>>13984236
I pay them with for me threads and frogposting they love it

[Anonymous No.13984281]

Make spicy oil with them it will last forever

[Anonymous No.13984298]

>>13983401
Take it from me, a health professional, that the best thing to do would be to take all of the dairy products in your house and pour them down the sink, then take your Carolina reapers and peel the skin off, before shoving them all into your mouth at once and chewing thoroughly before swallowing,

[Anonymous No.13984390]

>>13983559
for a long fucking time, they will never spoil but they will lose some of their heat with age. Drying them and making flakes is another option. I have some 4 year old flakes my dad made from his super hots and two taps of them is still enough to make an entire pot of chili spicy, four taps makes it inedible.

[Anonymous No.13984411]

>>13983401
>not putting the spicy boys in your ass

[Anonymous No.13984503]

Make a paste or hot oil with them, or try your hand at making hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.13984564]

>>13983401
I rubbed a few of these chopped in half all over my 14 year old sister's vibrator. She's been very rude to me since being quarantined for coronavirus. I finally had enough, and last night around 7.30 when she had shut the door I heard a scream like a peacock being burned alive with a cutting torch. Naturally I raced in pretending to be alarmed and surprised. She wasn't masturbating.
She'd just emptied an urn with our fathers remains into her arsehole with a plastic funnel.

Sometimes peppers can be quite dangerous.

[Anonymous No.13984572]

>>13984044

[Anonymous No.13984593]

>>13983401
Put them in the freezer, pull them out and cut off a piece as needed.

[Anonymous No.13984601]

>>13984564