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13980023 No.13980023 [Reply] [Original]

Drinking milk is one of the most based things you could do. I mean think about it, you are literally stealing the offspring of another animal, whose mother spent months feeding and raising it inside its womb, just to gather the food that IT should be getting for your own enjoyment. Not only are you stealing the animals offspring and the food meant for it, you are also showing your genetic superiority over lesser humans who literally get sick drinking this life elixir. These lactose-intolerant genetic dead-ends can do NOTHING but seethe in silence whilst you are there drinking this godly gift. Can it get any more based than that? I would say no, think about it rationally and try to prove me wrong.

>> No.13980071
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>broke college student living in the dorms
>love weightlifting
>want to make sick gains, but I can't afford weigh protein
>start drinking mass quantities of milk in the dining hall
>skim milk, so I get that brotein without throwing off my calories too much
>having a hard time drinking so much just during lunch and dinner
>have an idea: bring an empty gallon jug with me
>fill it with skim milk
>carry it around, like how people will have gallon jugs of water
>walk by a black student back in January
>he says "Ayy, Milkman! Whaddup?"
>weird, but ignore it
>the next week, go to a house party
>as soon as I walk in, "Oh shit, it's the Milkman!"
>find out my new nickname on campus is the Milkman
Fuck my life, I'm almost thankful for Corona-chan. Hopefully no one remembers this when we come back.

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>>13980023
Eating eggs is the most based and feminist thing you can do, think about it you are eating a chickens period and if you are willing to do that for an animal then you must be willing to eat out a human girl on hers.

>> No.13980141

I like to eat lamb

>> No.13980154

>>13980071
Why be upset? Own that shit man. Be the milkman

>> No.13980167

>>13980096
That's not feminist. Women in general don't like being sexualized while on their period.

>> No.13980202

>>13980023
what if im lack toes intolerance?

>> No.13980249

>>13980071

Milkmen were studs.
https://youtu.be/8e1xvyTdBZI

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>>13980167
Feminists aren't women.

>> No.13980567

>>13980202
Fermented milk products do not contain lactose.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermented_milk_products

>> No.13981306

As long as it's not the wretched white water that is skimmed. Full fat or nothing

https://youtu.be/Oac_O5u3Dnc

>> No.13981373

>>13980249
Indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LvFn5kSABA

>> No.13982374

>>13980071
Whats wrong with being the milkman

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13982583

>>13980023

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13982602

>>13982583
>vegans in charge of propaganda

>> No.13982657

I scream at people who tell me what to do in restaurants.

>don't put your ketchup there
>don't eat with a fork
>don't order your steak well done

and so on

>> No.13983007

>>13982583
what in tarnation is a pus cell

>> No.13983133

>>13980154
Unironik this

>> No.13983302

>>13980071
That’s not a bad nickname, anon. You can join the ranks of doublemint dave.

>> No.13983309

>>13980023
i don't think you understand what offspring means