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>built for BBQ
>>13975637Imagine if we (well me) were just like pigs, bread for our flesh to be eaten, by some alien race or higher human. And as they are more advanced than us, it's easiest to keep us happy with a simulation, making us think we're in a comfortable life. Then, when we're "ready", we'd be woken up at a random time in our life, to be fed to those higher creatures. That'd be hot, haha.
>>13975804This is why people stay vegan because of carnist fetishes
>>13975804That's pretty much what's already going on with the global elite
Anyone besides me stocking up for the pork collapse? Already 30% of the United States pork processing capacity is shut down due to covid concerns of staff. The supply chain of this product is continuous meaning pork farmers are currently culling their livestock and dumping them into holes. Ive already purchased 9 lbs of bacon and 15 lbs of sausage which should last me through the rest of this disruption. Rip pigglets.
>>13976016grow up your own pigs
>>13976016i dont think it will collapse, but it will get more expensive
>>13976024Wait for the mainstream media to get to the story. Remember the same things gonna happen to pork links. Meanwhile I'll be enjoying my blts I bought at the store on sale 50% on sale.
>>13976024>>13976066Coronavirus originates from animal products, if that helps
>>13976107Imagine being a vegan and still getting infected despite never eating delicious meat. That would be frustrating.
>>13976221Anyway, as I was saying, that's why animal product production might be slowed,because of livestock diseases
>>13975804have you ever seen the Matrix?
>>13976239Yeah, but just imagine, right now at the current time, getting a carnist disease and having a frail, malnourished body unable to fight it off. Like all your work and moral posturing was for nothing. Do you even know how mad you'd be at everything?
>>13975637Piggeh made for love
>>13975994>>13976001I actually helped a neighbor castrate his boar like 1-2 years ago.
>>13976024>pork>expensiveDoubt it. Most of the reason people even buy it is because it's cheap.
>>13975994>>13976001We should castrate the humans who do this and hunt the poor piggly wigglies for their meat. Good thing boar has parasites and other ickies that ruin your colon.
>>13980335In third world countries maybe
>>13980338So America and Europe then.
>>13980395Bring it on, Cheez Wiz.
>>13980395No just our colonies
>>13975804imagine this being true but you were a pacifist vegan your entire life lmao
Top lel fren
>>13975804Haha that would be so weird, right? I'm so glad humanity is 100% free and totally isn't being farmed by superior beings.t. demiurge
>>13980791but farmed for what I must know
>>13976249Every simulation idea isn't synonyms with the matrix, and humans as a food source makes far more sense than being a fucking battery
i have a bonrless leg of lamb. how do i cook it in a castiron with lid. kinda a dutch oven.
>>13975994This kills the pig.
>>13975804When super AI is here, we will be the pigs
>>13976016all meat processing will face disruptions in the next 3-6 months. Anyone who knows anything has bought a meat freezer and loaded it. granted, you're not gonna fuckin starve if you live in america but you wont be able to grill this summer.
>>13975637I took my daughter to work in an abattoir in 2009 because she wouldn't stop masturbating in class when she was 11. I made her kill 6 piglets with a hammer. They screamed so loudly. I achieved orgasm right as the last piglet stopped breathing.I am addicted to the screams of pink pigs and also computer duster.
>>13975804Isn't there an anime about this?
>>13983164there's gantz manga which comes pretty close to it
Bred for BBC
>>13981848amazing image, can relate
>>13983250Yes, that's the joke. Congratulations on almost getting it, you dumb fuck.
>>13983364>Yes, that's the joke. Congratulations on almost getting it, you dumb fuck.
>>13983364god i wish that was me
>>13981415This. A slaughterhouse worker died of Coronavirus expect meat to be in decline.
>>13983250ahhahah oh now i get it lol thanks