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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Stuck at home?
Want a delicious meal?
Can't cook yourself?
Willing to learn?
Well you've come to the right place. A random thread on 4chan.

L-let's make dinner together, Anonymous <4

>> No.13966174
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Today's dish is something really special: CaptainCrutches' Favorite Chicken!
This is a recipe given to me by one of closest friends and has given me the go-ahead to share it with you <4
It only takes a couple minutes to prep too!
https://voca.ro/4WW3ANMgTTN

>> No.13966176

Nobody reply after this and let the thread die.

>> No.13966178

>>13966153
Fuck off.

>> No.13966183

>>13966176
How about I do anyway?

>> No.13966187

cute

>> No.13966193

Based Alice, my favorite poster

>> No.13966197
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>>13966193
H-happy to be here for you <4

>>13966178
Make me~

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>>13966187
<4


Ingredients:
- 2 thin sliced chicken breasts (I just went with one big one, thinned out)
- 1/4 cup butter
- 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese (powdered)
- 1/3 cup breadcrumbs
- 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
- 1 tablespoon Worcesershire sauce
So easy!
https://voca.ro/agaaQE9UpaT

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So for this s-step, all we do is put the butter in the dish and pop it in the oven at 350F to melt it! Microwaving c-can burn it.

1/4 cup of butter is 4 tablespooons, if you didn't know. Aren't conversions f-fun?

https://voca.ro/lhNEedxZUPv

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>>13966153
>>13966203
>>13966220

>> No.13966256 [DELETED] 
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13966256

Disgusting mentally ill disabled tranny

>> No.13966265

>>13966256
T-the only one mentally ill is you, f-for thinking that's me and p-posting NSFW on a SFW board <4

Try harder dear.

>> No.13966266
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13966266

Welcome back alice. I think they prune your threads as fast as you can make em

>> No.13966271

>>13966203
You pointed to everything on the table, why?
Even a window licking retard understands that the stuff presented would be used for the meal in a cooking instruction video.

>> No.13966272
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>>13966266
N-nah, it takes them more than a few hours.


Alright, t-this vocaroo should be fixed: https://vocaroo.com/dTFrCcKtsyg

In this step we c-combine the breadcrumbs and the cheese, mixing it up so it will coat the chicken evenly.

If you would like more of a c-cheesy flavor, feel free to up the cheese a bit.

>> No.13966279

>>13966256
This is embarrassingly stupid

>> No.13966281

>>13966256
Haha
Not even close imo, but i applaud the effort
4/10

>> No.13966288

>>13966153
"Alice"
lol

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>>13966288
T-that's me <4
Next step~
After the butter has melted, take the baking dish out and add in the mustard and the Worcestershire sauce!

Give it a good mix and set aside for just a moment. We'll come back to that saucy bitch later.
https://vocaroo.com/eA4PtOWzdDT

>> No.13966307

why do these threads get deleted?

>> No.13966310

>>13966307
I g-get banned for posting "off topic" content on /ck/

>> No.13966315

>>13966310
that's dumb

>> No.13966321

>>13966315
W-welcome to /ck/ <4

>> No.13966328

I like the idea of these threads but this anime stutter talk makes me wanna barf. Still, keep at it, this beats 90% of the content on this board anyway

>> No.13966331

>>13966328
S-sorry, this isn't from an anime <4 It's a homage.
Thanks for the kudos though!

>> No.13966334 [DELETED] 

>>13966307
Avatar fagging.
Every cook along on here is only semi anonymous, so i dont get it. I think gook moot should weigh in on this alice3d vendetta

>> No.13966336 [DELETED] 

>>13966334
I'm n-not using avatars, and I am n-not banned for using avatars. I'm banned for being off topic.

>> No.13966339

>>13966334
The food is complete crap. He's just being an attention whore.

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>>13966339
I'm a b-biological female, food tastes great, and I h-have absolutely zero desire for attention.

Prove I do, and I'll leave /ck/ forever <4


Here's the next step <4 A bit tricky, so pay attention!

Now, t-take the chicken and dunk it in the wet stuff (the butter mixture we just made) and then dunk it in the dry, making sure to coat the chicken completely.

After you do that, t-transfer the chicken right back into the baking dish with the wet stuff.
https://voca.ro/dS3KKwGdetW

>> No.13966350

>>13966339
better than the annoying alcoholic catfag and that shit doesn't get pruned

>> No.13966359

>>13966310
I wish they'd stop deleting these. You're one of very few people on this board who actually cooks anything. I guess people get asshurt because you have a gimmick, but besides you and CatFag nobody else makes any OC so I don't see how it's that big a deal considering.

>> No.13966362

>>13966153
Oh, hey, welcome back, Alice. For a board about cooking, there's not that many people who actually cook.

>> No.13966363

>>13966359
D-don't worry, I don't mind bans <4

>>13966362
Right? T-that's why I thought, maybe I'd post here!
Then I got banned every day.

S-so here I am!

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Next, we take the chicken to the oven to bake for ~50 minutes, or until the chicken has reached 165F and the edges are to your crispiness liking.

The chicken should be a nice toasty brown on top~ You d-don't want it to be under 165F, s-so use a meat thermometer <4

>> No.13966383

>>13966334
I think being recognised because you use the same kitchen and utensils every time is a little different from the blatant attentionwhoring Alice is doing.

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>>13966383
I'm n-not attention whoring, as I have zero desire for attention <4


Alright Anonymous! Order up!
Dinner is served and I hope you enjoy it <4

I found this recipe to be quite good and will definitely be making it again, v-very delicious!

https://voca.ro/6BLr2LgLTDf

>> No.13966397

>>13966389
Nice job.

>> No.13966408

>>13966397
Kill yourself.

>> No.13966412

<3

>> No.13966419
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>>13966397
Thank you kindly <4

>>13966412
<4
And that was my thread! A quick one, but the recipe was good and easy so I think you'll all like it <4

With that, and all the love in my infinite heart, see you tomorrow Anonymous <4

https://voca.ro/CrIkpz8ShLL

>> No.13966428

>>13966389
How long have you been posting on /ck/? You don't still do advice threads on /b/ do you?

>> No.13966432

>>13966428
I d-do, and I'm doing a cooking thread on /b/ right now!

And since the pandemic started <4

>> No.13966460

Alice more like A lice that needs to be removed

>> No.13966492

>>13966460
Ahuh

>> No.13966494

>>13966460
Do you feel clever after posting that?

>> No.13966518 [DELETED] 

KILL ALL TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.13966529

>>13966518
not a single one of those things are in this thread, anon. you ok?

>> No.13966551
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>>13966389
>not attention whoring
You literally post by name with you and your avatar in the videos. 100% attentionwhoring

>> No.13966557
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>>13966551
also, show benixxx

>> No.13966567

>>13966551
how is that attentionwhoring?

>> No.13966570
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13966570

bet it's tasty

>> No.13966634

>>13966174
>>13966153
>>13966419

I love your DFC
Also I am sure you have a good personality

>> No.13966646

>>13966634
thanks

>> No.13966661

>>13966646
since you replied, in my head we are now married. I never thought I'd be married. this is crazy.

>> No.13966675 [DELETED] 

>>13966661
she's streaming now, go tell her: https://www.twitch.tv/celtyplays

>> No.13966687

>>13966675
????
it's just a video game

>> No.13966711

>>13966675
So this shitty "cook along" is just an advertisement for his reddit channel or whatever? Fucking cringe.

>> No.13966713

>>13966711
>his
her
>reddit
literally never mentioned
>advertisement
no, dude seemed obsessed so i linked him

>> No.13966763

Alice post your penis!

>> No.13966770

>>13966763
Women don't have those.

>> No.13966774

>>13966770
They do.

>> No.13966799

>>13966389
Can't tell as good without a closer look but your rice looks mushy. Did you wash the starch off of it and how much water did you use?

>> No.13966802

>>13966774
no, they dont
and since alice is a woman
neither does she

>> No.13966807

>>13966634
she doesn't she's cold

>> No.13966808

>>13966802
I don't know what kind of fucked up anatomy class you took. Women have a tucked penis. I want to see Alice's penis!

>> No.13966809

>>13966713
Then you're getting a ban for advertising.

>> No.13966814

>>13966153
No avatarfagging.

>> No.13966816

>>13966809
who cares? OH NO A BAN
WHATEVER WILL I DO

>> No.13966824

>>13966814
theres no avatars here friend
thats literally just a picture of a girl

>> No.13966827

>>13966153
>Stuck at home?

Nope. I live in a CHAD state that never locked down.

>> No.13966831

>>13966827
enjoy your covid-19 lmao

>> No.13966835

>>13966827
americringe

>> No.13966841

>>13966827
No need to go outside when you're already fucking your sister, eh?

>> No.13966845

>>13966831
Enjoy being locked in your apartment, and you have it too, retard. Good thing it has a 0.40% mortality rate

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/International/106-year-believed-oldest-covid-19-survivor/story%3fid=70182773

>> No.13966852

>>13966845
it's 3.5 and i dont have it try again lmao enjoy your ICU trip

>> No.13966853

God she was made for BBC

>> No.13966863

>>13966853
wrong
shes asian not white

>> No.13966864

>>13966852
cope. I couldn't imagine living in the schitty

>> No.13966870

>>13966864
seethe, couldnt imagine not wanting to protect yourself and others lmao
country bumpkins have no empathy baka

>> No.13966872

>>13966863
Imagine her cute yellow cunny taking a black bull

>> No.13966907

>>13966266
As they are useless. No one wants to make that food in the first place and then to break it down into all those annoying video steps rather than just writing the recipe..:.:

>> No.13966931

A-alice?

>> No.13966942

>>13966907
huh? I looked forward to this and wanted it
speak for yourself asshole

>> No.13967083

>>13966942
bump

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>>13966907
D; fuck off cuck! I too like to cook and make random videos. Hell, I stream myself doing drunk cooking sessions. If someone enjoys it, let them. Keep doing you Alice.

>> No.13967139

>>13967136
C-can do friend <4

>> No.13967161

We had an anime-faced trans person in /fit a while ago. Turned out to be a hairy brazilian hobbit boy at the end of the day, but I think the ride gave us all something to do for a long time.

Alice's threads play out much the same way, with Alice speaking kindly to the simps while a chorus of trolls tell her to either 1) fuck off and die, 2) whip out her dick, 3) neck herself, or 4) a combination of the above plus additional creative suggestions.

Anyhow, thanks for the thread Al. (And remember that people who don't want attention don't make regular threads about themself on 4chan.)

We're happy to give you your ration of attention, but be honest please.

>> No.13967167

>>13967161
I'm n-not a transgender, sorry <4
I've also b-been posting like this for ten years, and yes, I have n-no desire for attention <4

If you can prove I have a dick OR desire attention, I'll leave 4chan forever <4 Good luck~!

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>>13966153
Just get to the point of this thread and plug your twitch already.
On an unrelated note, can you cook something that involves showing your feet?

>> No.13967277

>>13967273
I'm n-not here to plug my twitch, sorry <4

>> No.13967303

What the fuck is <4?

>> No.13967309

>>13967303
<3 + 1 because I love you +1

>> No.13967330 [DELETED] 

>>13967273
I-I'm celtyplays on Twitch. Please come and watch <4
twitch.tv/celtyplays/

>> No.13967332

>>13967330
Please d-don't pretend to be me.

>> No.13967338

>>13967309
I think you're annoying with how you type because it's just too extra.
But you're actually cooking and not just posting fast food, bait or shilling threads yet so I'm glad you're here.

>> No.13967343

>>13967338
S-sorry to bother you <4

>> No.13967368
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Clever girl.

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>>13966675
>check celtyplays
>the dude keeps talking

I just wanted to hear Alice not some stupid long meats talking 70% of the time

>> No.13967384 [DELETED] 

>>13967381
try here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWyjoMb04tM&list=PLyT82Ckr2Mb74Pw8ZJZ61o57Ax5sg3vZw

>> No.13967459

is this some kind of sick in the head tranny? why is this shit being tolerated?

>> No.13967460

>unironically shares Bernie shit

>> No.13967467

>>13967459
If it's presented as female you know what simps will do.

>> No.13967468

>>13967459
Welcome to 2020

>> No.13967470 [DELETED] 

>>13967459
S-sorry, I'm a biological female <4
And why wouldn't OC be tolerated?

>> No.13967473

The wad I would put up your ass would make Christmas morning look like the serengeti

>> No.13967476

>>13966153
Tranny alert. I see your hands

>> No.13967479

>>13967476
S-sorry, no matter how much you want me to have a dick, I don't <4

>> No.13967501

>>13966153
can you post your address so i can go to your house?

>> No.13967502

>>13967479
I don't like when other dudes are in your streams. can you stop having them on?

>> No.13967504

>>13967501
W-why would I do that.

>> No.13967506

>>13967501
lol

>> No.13967517

>>13967473
??

>> No.13967541
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13967541

>>13966153
Oh my christ please step on me OP

>> No.13967542

>>13967541
sub up to her twitch

>> No.13967550

>>13967167
brb, going to break into Alive's house and prove the legitimacy of her penis to get her off the board.

>> No.13967555

>>13967550
best of luck

>> No.13967558

>>13966153
Look, I've been a union contractor for over 20 years now and I have the experience to say just by looking at that picture without a doubt, in my expert professional opinion that, that woman was constructed in such a way that she conforms to the rigorous set of building codes and standards that make her not only legally but also judiciously built for BBC.

>> No.13967566

>>13967558
>woman
Why are union contractors always such terrible hacks?

>> No.13967570

>>13967566
They aren't, friend.

>> No.13967609

>>13967558
Why do you even tell us you're union? No one gives a fuck and I may go as far to say that it has negative connotations for many people.

>> No.13967614

>>13967609
if it does, those people are retarded

>> No.13967649

>>13967614
Unions are parasites

>> No.13967659

>>13967649
unions are just corporations of labor
you think corporations of capital are better?

>> No.13967663

>>13967504
why are you geh?

>> No.13967672

>>13967663
reroll

>> No.13967678

>>13967672
god dammit, what the fuck, this is bullshit

>> No.13967690

>>13967678
god dammit, mother fuck, this is bullshit

>> No.13967701

>>13967690
cock (which you have) shit balls (which you don't have) cunt ass

>> No.13967711

>>13966816
Cared enough to reply cuck. Don't worry no one reported your fat ass.

>> No.13967714

>>13967711
DOUBLE DUBS CHECKED HOLY SHIT

>> No.13967717

>>13966824
Avatar fagging is using an anime girl's face to hide behind when you're clearly not and especially using it in every post. It being a webm doesn't change that in the slightest.

>> No.13967725

>>13967717
truth. yet no matter how many time you demand the mods to enforce the rules, they just cast you into oblivion instead. it's a cruel place

ROLL FOR 777

>> No.13967727

>>13967725
GOD DAMMIT FUCK THESE MODS

>> No.13967731

>>13967727
OMG SO FUCKIN CLOSE SO FUCKIN CLOSE

>> No.13967748

>>13967731
roll

>> No.13967777

>>13967748
Rolling

>> No.13967780

Thanks, Alice. I love your nerdy threads.

>> No.13968211

>>13967717
that doesn't make sense, it's not an avatar, it's a person lmao

>> No.13968220

>>13966174
Who the fuck is CaptainCrutches?

>> No.13968223

>>13968220
The Chad she streams with

>> No.13968344

>>13966301
Wooster-sheer

>> No.13968346

>>13968220
Her bull.
He is usually the one behind the camera in these threads.

>> No.13968373

>>13966153
Sage. Fuck this mentally disordered tranny. Get attention from a noose.

>> No.13968394

>>13966389
Bravo, anon. Well done.

>> No.13968399

>>13968394
What's well done about this and why are you calling him "anon"? God these threads are always full of such trash

>> No.13968676

>>13966346
>I'm a b-biological female
words never uttered by any woman ever

>> No.13968962

>>13966359
I made a start to finish extended ferment pizza dough thread a while back. Nothing but bitching. Board doesn't want oc.

>> No.13968977

This is the best thread I've seen on this board this year

>> No.13969041

>>13967777
nice

>> No.13969129

>>13968962
maybe it wasn't good?

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>>13968220
CC is Alice's top orbit, judging from their interactions they will end up getting married for sure