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/ck/ humor

>> No.13956230

>>13956225
I dont get it
whats happening here?

>> No.13956234

>>13956225
Im also gay. Not sure if that matters.

>> No.13956283

>>13956230
popcorn in beer

>> No.13956307

>>13956230
Americans is what happened
inb4 rent free, cope, seethe, dilate

>> No.13956310

>>13956225
Is that a cup of liquid butter flavoring with a popcorn floater? Also, she has a black boyfriend

>> No.13956347

>>13956283
>beer

Anon... she's drinking the butter.

>> No.13956355

>>13956234
to me no. to god, yes.

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>>13956347

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>> No.13956400

>>13956307
have sex

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>>13956347
Holy shit, death to america.

>> No.13956421

>>13956394
he knows exactly how to make me rage every time

>> No.13956431

>>13956400
I do with my gay (black muslim) boyfriend

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>> No.13956459

>>13956457
what's the joke retard

>> No.13956470

>>13956394
Why is that knife not cutting?
He's not using the wrong side is he?

>> No.13956471

>>13956459
She didn't eat the crust

>> No.13956479

>>13956459
whoosh

>> No.13956480

>>13956230
NOTHIN
just a fellow patriot enjoying a fine, warm, tasty, crisp cup-o'-butter topped with delicious popcorn!

>> No.13956486

>>13956347
wost pat is that not eveb butter, its caniolli oil and flavrins

>> No.13956489

is there any actual butter in that butter?

>> No.13956491

>>13956459
she burns the coal but ordered a non coal fired pizza

>> No.13956493

>>13956457
I want those thighs wrapped around my neck.

>> No.13956495

>>13956431
Alrighty, carry on

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>>13956347
>rhodoks on suicide watch

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>>13956394
fucking hell

>> No.13956498

>>13956493
Why so you can lez out with it?

>> No.13956500

>>13956470
Cause he's using a knife from a garbage wal-mart block set that's never been sharpened in 10 years since it left the chinese factory

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>> No.13956516

>>13956513
hah

>> No.13956526

>>13956513
god damn it anon

>> No.13956527

>>13956513
huehuehue

>> No.13956531

>>13956513
Solid chuckle

>> No.13956540

>>13956513
not bad lol

>> No.13956553

>>13956459
Pubes on the pizza.

>> No.13956557

>>13956479
Can't tell if /s or...?

>> No.13956564

>>13956513
Totally did nazi this coming, bro. Take my gold,you selfish bastard.

>> No.13956567

>>13956513
Nice

>> No.13956609

>>13956225
when bbcspammers say they're stealing white women, these are who they're actually stealing.

>> No.13956613

>>13956307
Saying inb4 doesn't make it not true
Rent free

>> No.13956615

>>13956347
it's beer you absolute fucking moron

>> No.13956622

>>13956457
would love to sniff her butthole and also lick her butthole

>> No.13956627

>>13956615
Nah look at the color. Unless this broad found an unfiltered pils at the ballpark she's drinking butter

>> No.13956632

>>13956627
that's just the butter from the popcorn affecting the color and consistency of the beer

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>> No.13956665

>>13956613
invalid cause I said inb4 suck my pp :)

>> No.13956672

>>13956394
Raw meat, stubby, ringed fingers, completely inept knife skills. Jack Scalfani, I presume?

>> No.13956673

>>13956638
it's like a fucking pixar movie

>> No.13956684

>>13956615
can confirm. popcorn in beer is a ballpark speciality down here in Dixie aka "The Promised Land"

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>> No.13956692

>>13956615
>>13956347

It's clearly urine

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Already 40 responds. Only one webm. ENTERTAIN ME ALREADY YOU FUCKS! or educate it's the same.

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>>13956225

>> No.13956711

>>13956689
Ultra based

>> No.13956716

>>13956632
damage control

>> No.13956770

>>13956689
did you seriously take a screenshot of an actual pasta?

>> No.13956773

>>13956708
>complains about lack of content
>posts one of the most reposted reddit images ever
Good one. Hahah.

>> No.13956779

>>13956457
Ill take the pizza, no homo.

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>>13956773
>did not posted anything
huh?

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>>13956347
How do you down that without throwing it back up immediately?

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>>13956638
Is this why Japan has cats everywhere?

>> No.13956836

>>13956457
I hate women.

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Is this more horror or comedy?

>> No.13956891

>>13956513
hehe

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>>13956225

>> No.13956912

>>13956457
I wanna dip that pepper in her garlic butter!

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>>13956225
k

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>> No.13956938

>>13956689
I can taste the based. It's based you can taste.

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>> No.13956949

>>13956497
i felt this

>> No.13956963

>>13956513
LOL

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>> No.13956971

>>13956225
>built for bbc

>> No.13956975

>>13956672
Yea and now you only have to look for a limp arm to know it's him.

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>> No.13956985

>>13956838
The government lets me own rifles capable of taking down 700 lb game animals, but won't let me use them in this state.
>Britain
Oh nevermind, thank god.

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>> No.13957002

>>13956615
>>13956684

i actually agree with these lads, these are the same people who put salted peanuts in their coke

>> No.13957007

>>13956975
3 strokes and counting

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>> No.13957096

>>13956457
Why can't this be my life?

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ok

>> No.13957111

>>13956836
Based

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>>13956910
>>13956914
>>13956934
>>13956939
>>13956944
>>13956968
>>13956984
>>13956989
>>13956994
>>13957000
>>13957018
>>13957106
>>13957110

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>> No.13957406

>>13956497

>almost 4 years ago

I remember a few months ago I was going through a breakup and felt like this, everything felt meaningless. didn't smile for a week. I hope that anon is doing better now. if anyone reading this is going through a breakup, hang in there. it gets better, trust me.

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>> No.13957418

>>13956225
these are BBC posters

>> No.13957428

>>13957406
yeah the worst is when you send her messages full of embarrassing shit

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>> No.13957438

>>13956689
>screenshot of stale pasta
Gtfo newfag

>> No.13957442

>>13956910
>what's the difference between prune juice and grape juice
That one's pretty fair. The rest are funny.

>> No.13957448

>>13956638
Baby ratties so cute! :33

>> No.13957450

>>13956638
Cute

>> No.13957452

>>13956934
I love that damage control at the bottom. I chuckled.

>> No.13957460

>>13956984
Incredible.

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