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>>13956225I dont get itwhats happening here?
>>13956225Im also gay. Not sure if that matters.
>>13956230popcorn in beer
>>13956230Americans is what happenedinb4 rent free, cope, seethe, dilate
>>13956225Is that a cup of liquid butter flavoring with a popcorn floater? Also, she has a black boyfriend
>>13956283>beerAnon... she's drinking the butter.
>>13956234to me no. to god, yes.
>>13956347
>>13956307have sex
>>13956347Holy shit, death to america.
>>13956394he knows exactly how to make me rage every time
>>13956400I do with my gay (black muslim) boyfriend
>>13956457what's the joke retard
>>13956394Why is that knife not cutting?He's not using the wrong side is he?
>>13956459She didn't eat the crust
>>13956459whoosh
>>13956230NOTHINjust a fellow patriot enjoying a fine, warm, tasty, crisp cup-o'-butter topped with delicious popcorn!
>>13956347wost pat is that not eveb butter, its caniolli oil and flavrins
is there any actual butter in that butter?
>>13956459she burns the coal but ordered a non coal fired pizza
>>13956457I want those thighs wrapped around my neck.
>>13956431Alrighty, carry on
>>13956347>rhodoks on suicide watch
>>13956394fucking hell
>>13956493Why so you can lez out with it?
>>13956470Cause he's using a knife from a garbage wal-mart block set that's never been sharpened in 10 years since it left the chinese factory
>>13956513hah
>>13956513god damn it anon
>>13956513huehuehue
>>13956513Solid chuckle
>>13956513not bad lol
>>13956459Pubes on the pizza.
>>13956479Can't tell if /s or...?
>>13956513Totally did nazi this coming, bro. Take my gold,you selfish bastard.
>>13956513Nice
>>13956225when bbcspammers say they're stealing white women, these are who they're actually stealing.
>>13956307Saying inb4 doesn't make it not trueRent free
>>13956347it's beer you absolute fucking moron
>>13956457would love to sniff her butthole and also lick her butthole
>>13956615Nah look at the color. Unless this broad found an unfiltered pils at the ballpark she's drinking butter
>>13956627that's just the butter from the popcorn affecting the color and consistency of the beer
>>13956613invalid cause I said inb4 suck my pp :)
>>13956394Raw meat, stubby, ringed fingers, completely inept knife skills. Jack Scalfani, I presume?
>>13956638it's like a fucking pixar movie
>>13956615can confirm. popcorn in beer is a ballpark speciality down here in Dixie aka "The Promised Land"
>>13956615>>13956347It's clearly urine
Already 40 responds. Only one webm. ENTERTAIN ME ALREADY YOU FUCKS! or educate it's the same.
>>13956225
>>13956689Ultra based
>>13956632damage control
>>13956689did you seriously take a screenshot of an actual pasta?
>>13956708>complains about lack of content>posts one of the most reposted reddit images everGood one. Hahah.
>>13956457Ill take the pizza, no homo.
>>13956773>did not posted anythinghuh?
>>13956347How do you down that without throwing it back up immediately?
>>13956638Is this why Japan has cats everywhere?
>>13956457I hate women.
Is this more horror or comedy?
>>13956513hehe
>>13956457I wanna dip that pepper in her garlic butter!
>>13956225k
>>13956689I can taste the based. It's based you can taste.
>>13956497i felt this
>>13956513LOL
>>13956225>built for bbc
>>13956672Yea and now you only have to look for a limp arm to know it's him.
>>13956838The government lets me own rifles capable of taking down 700 lb game animals, but won't let me use them in this state.>BritainOh nevermind, thank god.
>>13956615>>13956684i actually agree with these lads, these are the same people who put salted peanuts in their coke
>>139569753 strokes and counting
>>13956457Why can't this be my life?
ok
>>13956836Based
>>13956910>>13956914>>13956934>>13956939>>13956944>>13956968>>13956984>>13956989>>13956994>>13957000>>13957018>>13957106>>13957110
>>13956497>almost 4 years agoI remember a few months ago I was going through a breakup and felt like this, everything felt meaningless. didn't smile for a week. I hope that anon is doing better now. if anyone reading this is going through a breakup, hang in there. it gets better, trust me.
>>13956225these are BBC posters
>>13957406yeah the worst is when you send her messages full of embarrassing shit
>>13956689>screenshot of stale pastaGtfo newfag
>>13956910>what's the difference between prune juice and grape juiceThat one's pretty fair. The rest are funny.
>>13956638Baby ratties so cute! :33
>>13956638Cute
>>13956934I love that damage control at the bottom. I chuckled.
>>13956984Incredible.