Cooking disasters

[Chadwick No.13952819]

What's your worst cooking nightmare?
Me falling asleep+almost burning down the house.

[Anonymous No.13952870]

Why is the girl dress like a whore?

[Anonymous No.13952874]

That reminds me, i need milk. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.13952900]

>>13952870
It isn't as bad as I am at home because I'm naked. I cook my meals naked. I'm not a whore, though. It just feels good. Maybe the same for her, but she doesn't mind wearing some clothes.

[Anonymous No.13952917]

>>13952819
>her eggs are ruined
There's some depth to this photo

I haven't had any disasters really. I mistook baking soda for baking powder once and ended up with a terrible cake, but I had time to make a new one.

[Anonymous No.13952930]

>>13952900
>I cook my meals naked.
I used to too. But one day, I realised that the massive amount of poppable pimples on my chest and belly and arms were actually oil burns from splatter. It wasn't like a massive amount, but every other day, there'd be 2-3 new ones sprouting and it drove me nuts. Since skin takes a month to replace, a month's worth adds up and it never feels like they fully went away. For once, I was glad that it wasn't a problem caused by being fat.

Hoo boy. Got myself an apron soon after that and I always wear clothes underneath too.

I see this photo with the girl with a large boob window and all I can think about it how her nice boobs are going to be ruined with oil burns.

[Anonymous No.13952952]

>>13952870
Women do these things to impress their fathers. If their father is absent, then daddy.

[Anonymous No.13952978]

>>13952870
Because that's what the photographer wanted.

[Anonymous No.13953029]

>>13952917
>>her eggs are ruined
>There's some depth to this photo

thats some top notch observation

[Anonymous No.13953047]

>>13952917
so what the hell exactly is the difference between powder and soda?

[Anonymous No.13953099]

>>13952819
Mine sort of turned out good.

>be a teenager maybe 16 or so
>frying up onions and chicken
>probably too much oil
>remember there's a bag of frozen hot peppers in the freezer from last summer
>just dump a bunch in because I decide I want it extra spicy
>room instantly fills with smoke, my eyes start burning and it feels like I'm coughing fire, then my skin starts burning
>put heat down to minium, open all the doors and run the fuck outside
>neighbor is laughing as I'm standing out there coughing
>tell him what happened and he laughs again and says that's what teargas was like
>20 mins later smoke cleared and it all turned out super tasty

Now if I make Teargas Chicken I do it outside.

[Anonymous No.13953103]

>>13952930
This is sad but true.

[Anonymous No.13953113]

>>13952819
God, bimbos don't turn me on at all.

[Anonymous No.13953211]

>>13952819
Accidentally bought stewing beef and made skewers out of them.
Only I tried to eat them though so not much worse than the othe rmeals i've cooked then just hardly ate any of.

[Anonymous No.13953214]

>>13953047
Retard

[Anonymous No.13953216]

>>13952870
For the same reason your mom is a whore

[Anonymous No.13953227]

>>13952819
Was trying to make peanut butter cookies. Turned out my eggs wereold, so tried to sub in Graham crackers to make the dough.
Thirty minutes of baking and they were uncooked and burnt at the same time.

[Anonymous No.13953238]

>>13953227
no such thing as an old egg
only egg delicacies

[Anonymous No.13953243]

>>13953047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_bicarbonate#Leavening

Baking soda is pure sodium bicarbonate. It's mixed in when you need gas/bubbles and for your baked good to puff up. It needs to react with something acidic in order to get the reaction going.
Baking powder is baking soda pre-mixed with other shit when you need help getting the soda to react in case your recipe doesn't have enough of the acid half to start a reaction.

So if the Anon used soda instead of powder, that means they didn't have enough reactants for the soda and ended up with a flat slab of hard bread tasting like baking soda instead of a puffy cake.

[Anonymous No.13953257]

>>13953238
Shut up Zhang

[Anonymous No.13953258]

>>13953214
fuck off

>>13953047
soda is a single action revolver, powder is double action, it is composed not only of baking soda but also an acid so it can do two things but you only have to add one powder

[Anonymous No.13953274]

>>13953257
>tastelet americans not know good egg

[Anonymous No.13953289]

>>13952819
were her boobs were too big for her to see the stove?

[Anonymous No.13953291]

>>13952819
>gonna make some pasgetti
>gotta boil water to make the noodles
>put large glass pot on stove and set on high to boil
>proceed into room, leave door cracked open to listen for water to boil because I'm not just gonna stand around and wait for the water to boil
>just doing some drawing on my computer, checking my email, etc.
>hear a massive loud "BANG" from my kitchen
>ohfuck.jpg
>forgot about the water
>proceed into kitchen to discover large scorch marks around the burner and the glass pot completely shattered
only thing I can think of was that the pot got so hot that the water completely evaporated, and that there must've been something underneath the burner coil that caught fire and caused the pan to explode. Also I discovered that despite being 22 years old I'm still a colossal retard who forgets what's on the stove.

[Anonymous No.13953298]

>>13953274
If you get virgin boys to pee on them, does it make it even better?

[Anonymous No.13953359]

>>13952870
because she's about to be stuffed full of cock at a porn shoot

[Anonymous No.13953367]

>>13952870
to make incels seethe

[Anonymous No.13953407]

>>13953291
>only thing I can think of was that the pot got so hot that the water completely evaporated
yes
>something underneath the burner coil that caught fire and caused the pan to explode.
probably not
most kitchen glass isn't lab glass, different ratios of boron and silicon affect the ability of the glass to expand w/o breaking upon rapid heating.
when the water was gone, the temp of the glass skyrockted, shattering the glass.

[Anonymous No.13953560]

>>13952900
>im not a whore
Of course you do you god damn slut

[Anonymous No.13953699]

>>13952870
>Why is the girl dress like a whore?
better stay away from the internet Pajeet, it might harm your modesty

[Anonymous No.13953731]

>>13953291
Were you high? How did you forgot that you were cooking for that long?

[Anonymous No.13953767]

>>13953731
>>13953407
This
You must’ve be either retarded or have been on drugs to leave something boiling for what I assume is an hour or two. Water doesn’t evaporate that fast.

[Anonymous No.13954128]

>>13952819
I spilled hot frying oil on my dick and balls while moving a skillet.

[Chadwick No.13954172]

>>13954128
That's good you dont need it anyway.

[Anonymous No.13954270]

>>13954172
It also spilled all over my stomach and legs, which were very useful. Had to get surgery because when the skin was healing my ballsack was trying to fuse to my thigh. I should have been taken to the hospital when it happened but my dad was piece of shit, who said that my peeling open skin was just blistering and that I should have gotten over it. I find it very difficult to masturbate due to the tissue damage, and the likelihood of me ever having kids (if I actually got a gf) is very low.

[Anonymous No.13954305]

>>13953047
One is powder and one is soda (fizzy drinks for you brits)

[Anonymous No.13954313]

I passed out boiling some frozen perogies one night and woke up to a big smoking pot of mush.

[Anonymous No.13954460]

>>13952819
true story. i forgot that i had a teapot boiling water on the stove. i smelled something weird and remembered and i ran to the kitchen. all the water had evaporated and the weird smell came from the melting teapot plastic handle. yikes