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13951216 No.13951216 [Reply] [Original]

Crispety, crunchy, peanut-buttery Butterfinger

>> No.13951233

>>13951216
first bite is heaven and every bite after gets worse

>> No.13951286

The wind. The rain. The fire.

The Butterfinger.

Did the Caveman know your delicious goodness?
Did the Mayan Priest exhalt in your buttery crunchiness?
Did the slothful Mastodon, upon his extinction, declare,
“Don’t lay a finger on my Butterfinger?”

Oh, you finger of butter!
You proud confection!
Sugar brown roasted peanuts,
fructose, glucose, sucrose, lactose,
partially hydrogenated palm kernel oil.
Crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery–

I… give… myself… to… you.

Butterfinger.