/fh/ food hack general

[Anonymous No.13940117]

Post your best food/cooking hacks here.

[Anonymous No.13940139]

I personally enjoy shitting my boyfriends nut all over my 'go za as a way to display my LGBT pride

[Anonymous No.13940164]

>>13940117
Put your tendies in a fancy glass with your preferred dipping sauce for an inexpensive shrimp cocktail

[Anonymous No.13940189]

>>13940164
>shrimp cocktail
but it's not

[Anonymous No.13940211]

>>13940117
You can put an energy drink through a water purifier and yield about 3 extra servings with just a slight change to the extreme taste.

[Anonymous No.13940216]

>>13940211
>liquid through filter = more liquid
uh...

[Anonymous No.13940297]

>>13940189
>aphantasia detected

[Anonymous No.13940476]

>>13940117
You can order some fried rice and buy some tortilla bread for an easy burrito

[Anonymous No.13940485]

>>13940139
based.

[Anonymous No.13940486]

>>13940211
Did you also invent a perpetual motion machine?

[Anonymous No.13940487]

If your cold water isn't cold enough, consider freezing it in the freezer, then putting it in a glass and letting it melt.

[Anonymous No.13940490]

>>13940164
>shrimp cocktail
You telling me a shrimp cocked this tail?!

[Anonymous No.13940491]

>>13940297
Oh, I can picture it being shrimp, but that doesn't make it real

[Anonymous No.13941024]

>>13940216
I didn't think I had to mention 'just add more water' but I figure it's been a while since I tried communicating with tards.

[Anonymous No.13941045]

here is my life hack

if you like the food look and smell, put it in your mouth.
when its in your mouth, begin chew
when done chew, swallow.

[Anonymous No.13941053]

>>13941045
wont be so cheeky when I’ll slit you’re throat, dicklips

[Anonymous No.13941054]

>>13941045
BOOM. mic drop. with one epic 4chan post, tHIS ANONYMOUS RIGHT HERE exposed online discussion of food for the contrived, phony attention industry that it is. it doesn't get rawer than this folks, straight truth, no fucking chaser. a toast to you good sir, a rare voice for truth, simplicity, and authenticity in these dark times...

[Anonymous No.13941056]

>>13941045
stupid nigger i hope you die

[Anonymous No.13941061]

>>13941045
The pizza in spaghetti os really isn't that bad compared to the rest.

[Anonymous No.13941067]

>>13941053
>>13941056
this is good news, i can share another with you. food CAN be used for "fun" despite what your parents say.

[Anonymous No.13941073]

>>13941024
What's the purpose of the water purifier? Why not just say "dilute energy drinks in water?" There's a reason nobody understood your post, and that's because you're a fucking dipshit.

[Anonymous No.13941083]

>>13941054
based.

[Anonymous No.13941102]

>>13940117
sure it looks bad but so does sous-vide steaks before you put it on the pan

mite b good

[Anonymous No.13941214]

I just had microwaved steak it's not that bad. I don't know the wattage but 6 min on high(flip half way thru) + sear both sides 1 min each and the result was really good.

[Anonymous No.13941685]

>>13941024
I think you might be retarded

[Anonymous No.13941749]

>>13941073
>>13941024
>>13940486
>>13940216
>>13940211
thanks, you guys cracked me up

[Anonymous No.13941764]

>>13941045
that deconstructed hot dog is actually quite creative and thought provoking

[Anonymous No.13941967]

>>13941054

[Anonymous No.13941970]

>>13940117
This made me sad