/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13939901]

>get laid off because due to wu flu
>have to move back in with my parents
>money for food is tighter than usual, but I try to make something good once a week
>decide to spend the better part of today making gumbo
>stirrin that roux for a long ass time to get it perfect
>wallah, it's done
>tell my folks dinner is ready
>plate some up with some rice for my dad
>"mm this is good anon"
>he turns around, grabs a handful of cool ranch doritos from the cupboard, crushes it over the gumbo and stirs it in
>goes back into the living room to watch hannity

[Anonymous No.13939903]

>>13939901
appalling.

[Anonymous No.13939904]

>>13939901
Post gumbo

[Anonymous No.13939906]

>>13939901
based

[Anonymous No.13939908]

Absolutely based boomer dad.

[Anonymous No.13939909]

i don't understand why people get upset over how others eat their food

[Anonymous No.13939913]

>>13939901
That's fine
You can ask to spend more time together if you want I guess

[Anonymous No.13939936]

>>13939909
It's not "your" food you numbskull. It's someone who decided to waste his own fucking time for you to be a lazy piece of shit. You have to respect the effort i had to put for it to be good, for YOU enjoying something good. You're wasting my time and basically saying that you don't care that i made something good for you. You're probably a retard smearing sauce all over any prepared dishes.

[Anonymous No.13939951]

>>13939936
>I live in their house
>REEEEEEEE HE DON'T EAT FOOD LIKE I DO
I'm usually on your side, but you're a giant sperg. You can take out a life insurance policy and fall off a cliff, if you want to help out.

[Anonymous No.13939957]

>>13939936
don't cook for people and maybe you won't be a seething fucking retard all the time
wow that was hard

[Anonymous No.13939958]

>>13939951
Like i do ? Like i do what, eating the actual meal i prepared instead of fucking it and eating like a dog would ?

[Anonymous No.13939967]

>>13939904
I didn't take a picture and it's already packed away in the fridge

>>13939909
I don't actually care that much. I actually thought it was pretty funny. But it does suck when you spend a lot of time trying to get a dish just right and someone kind of violates it like that. At least he tasted it though. I can't stand when people douse food in salt or hot sauce or whatever without even tasting it first.

>>13939913
we are spending too much time together right now as it is

[Anonymous No.13939968]

>>13939936

Did you try the gumbo with Doritos crushed up in it? It’s probably delicious you literally autist. Like crushing crackers in chili

[Anonymous No.13939974]

>>13939957
Cooking for people is my job, everyone can respect the thoughts and time we put on a dish, i would not bother trying to follow a recipe for you if i knew that you would just adds literal shit into it anyway ?

[Anonymous No.13939977]

>>13939958
Yes. My dog makes gumbo and Doritos on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.13939981]

>>13939936
i bet his dad paid for all the ingredients and the ungrateful shit is not paying any rent to his parents.
if i paid for the fucking food, i get to eat it however the fuck i want

[Anonymous No.13939983]

>>13939974
maybe try taking yourself less seriously
is it really worth being butthurt all the time over people who probably don't even realize you exist?

[Anonymous No.13939996]

>>13939968
That's not me. But no, I didn't.

>>13939981
I'm not paying rent but it was my food. In fact i've been paying for all the food since it's safer for me to do the shopping so I just take care of it.

[Anonymous No.13940007]

>>13939983
All the time ? I've never experienced it with anyone at my job or even around my friends and family, maybe because i'm not american and we actually care about food, i don't know ?

[Anonymous No.13940016]

>>13940007
so you're just crying about hypothetical shit that doesn't even affect you
cool

[Anonymous No.13940022]

>>13939996
they're letting you live there for free. stop being a butthurt shithead and thank your father for letting you live there you neet.
they're probably dissapointed in you in the fact that your job security was so shit that you got laid off over the chinese virus

[Anonymous No.13940023]

>>13940016
how is that hypothetical when the whole conversation is about SOMEONE DOING IT you room-temp IQ ? Someone can't understand why OP didn't liked it and i replied to him

[Anonymous No.13940041]

>>13940023
the part where you were crying about it hypothetically happening to you was hypothetical
>you room temperature iq

[Anonymous No.13940059]

>>13939901
>Still working despite the Kung Flu Slowdown
>Get a job offer for the instant things pick back up at a significantly higher pay rate

Essential skills make you essential.
Working at Rally's is not a career, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13940082]

>>13939936
>mom, dad, I hate that you have pleb tastes in food and didn't eat the food I cooked for you. You guys should grow tastebuds
>wait, no don't kick me out, I don't have a job or way to live without sucking dick for big macs
> mom dad please no!!!

Be grateful they've given you a roof over your head and still decided to allow an adult man child to live in their house Chris. Grow the fuck up, not everyone likes your cooking you twit

[Anonymous No.13940083]

>>13940022
I'm not that upset, I just thought it was funny really. I just started my first big boy job making real money two months ago, but my company relies on state government offices and permitting, so there's not a way to keep going at full capacity with the state closing most businesses. I was the last in, so I was the first out. They might hire me back if things go back to normal. I guess I could have just worked fast food or at walmart so I would still be working. Fuck you retard.

[Anonymous No.13940093]

>>13940059
who are you trying to impress?

[Anonymous No.13940102]

>>13940059
Rally's is still open dipshit. Good for you if you're still working. a ton of highly skilled people are out of work. Get off of your high horse.

[Anonymous No.13940105]

>>13939901
>Make autistic curry for friend
>It's called autistic curry because it takes me 5 to 6 hours to make
>The best fucking curry you ever had
>I try every piece of the chicken over low until it's pefectly browned all over so it remains crispy after boiling in the sauce for hours and it's completely tender inside
>Serve him the big chicken breast with the wings, a bunch of sauce and a couple big spoons of sushi rice
>Literal perfection
>He cuts the chicken like a toddler and mixes everything together including the rice into some sorth of soup

[Anonymous No.13940113]

>>13940105
kek

[Anonymous No.13940129]

ITT, autistic adult men screech about how people don't have the same tastes or eat the same way they do.

[Anonymous No.13940159]

>>13939901
at least your father said it was good

[Anonymous No.13940184]

>>13940083
>working at a place that relies on the government for work
god you're such a cuck
also
>i'm not that upset
>fuck you retard
at least I have a stable job, can pay for my own damn rent, and don't give a shit about how people eat my food

[Anonymous No.13940193]

>>13939901
it's nice that your dad lied to you about your cooking being good. if it was actually good, he wouldn't drown out "spices" with doritos cool ranch

[Anonymous No.13940197]

>>13940007

Are you implying cool ranch Doritos in gumbo wouldn’t be absolutely based?

[Anonymous No.13940206]

>>13940105

How are you supposed to eat that otherwise?

[Anonymous No.13940221]

>>13940105
your friend is based af

[Anonymous No.13940262]

>>13940105
Just tell your friend how you feel, anon. Tell him it hurt your feelings.

[Anonymous No.13940268]

Thank God you're not my son.

[Anonymous No.13940295]

>>13939958
if you made it better then he wouldn't have need to put the doritos on it

[Anonymous No.13940345]

>>13940082
Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.13940430]

>Make really good red sauce that people bother me to make
>literally every time I visit relative they wonder why I didnt bring sauce
>I am the sauce man
>bring sister in law sauce that she begged for
>she uses it to float Walmart frozen meatballs for our next get together and throws it away after

[Anonymous No.13940989]

ITT people with manchild tastebuds. Go to a fucking expensive steakhouse and ask for well done with ketchup. They’ll give it to you but everyone in the kitchen will think you’re a retard or a boomer

[Anonymous No.13940996]

>>13939974
Follow a recipe? Are you sure you cook for a living?

[Anonymous No.13941004]

>>13940989
Cook the steak, wagie

[Anonymous No.13941101]

gotta wonder if he knew it would make OP whine to her 'friends' online later kek

[Anonymous No.13941128]

>>13940996

All cooks follow recipes, even high level chefs. Sometimes it just so happens that the recipe being followed was self-written.

[Anonymous No.13941144]

>>13940105
How else would you eat it

[Anonymous No.13941148]

>>13940989
I'm paying good money for steak with chup. They should kiss my feet. Fucking wagies

[Anonymous No.13941188]

>your dad
you know what would go great in this? some cool ranch doritos
>your faggot mindset
gosh DAD you can't just eat it how YOU want it, it's all about ME.

[Anonymous No.13941251]

>ITT, anons who fell for the bait.

[Anonymous No.13941255]

>>13939901
>wallah

[Anonymous No.13941288]

>>13939974
WAS your job!

[Anonymous No.13941302]

>>13941251
What's the bait?
>>13941101
kys

[Anonymous No.13941363]

>>13939901
At least he tried it first and complimented you before "seasoning" it to his taste, like even you probably do. For the rest, if you wanted dinner at the table, you should have gathered their agreement beforehand.

[Anonymous No.13941375]

>>13940105
Yeah, fuck him for CUTTING HIS MEAT, what kind of idiot doesn't take great huge bites out of a whole chicken breast like a REAL MAN

[Anonymous No.13941457]

just cook for u, you fucking retard. Besides eating with other people is probably not a good idea
just eat alone like you suppose to do , cook something decent instead gay rice.