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>> No.13935227 [DELETED] 

Hello gentlemen. Just stopping in to make sure yall are behaving. All right carry on fellas.

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>> No.13935241 [DELETED] 

Watch it boy. I aint in the mood tonight. Yall just cant seem to understand how to behave

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>> No.13935387

Thanks, but I'm in gaol right now and I asked a police officer and he said your assessment does not affect my ultimate sentence.

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They always ask how he gets out. They never ask how he got in.

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>> No.13935483

This one pisses me off the most, ruins a good fucking fish, burns himself, uses no fucking tools, flips it like a pussy, argh I fucks me up

>> No.13935491

>can't make coffee, eggs, and toast at the same time
what's the point?

>> No.13935501

>gloves and undergloves
>no gloves
>no gloves
>no gloves

>> No.13935504

One thing's for certain. The only person contracting COVID-19 is everybody who came into contact with him.

>> No.13935712
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Reminder that after Sundays group stage draw our 4Ch*n Cup Team returns to action in the Spring Babby Cup in one weeks time wither on friday or saturday.

All our player models as seen here and a few special new ones will be on display aswell.

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if you want more info on our team the roster and the music check here


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and one more for good measure

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>> No.13935947

This guy is a really entertaining fella. I love him.

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>> No.13936026

It has been two years, motherfucker. It' s time to STOP.

>> No.13936057

I needs it brehs ;~;

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>> No.13936128

thanks Jack

>> No.13936215

i wouldn't mind. that is, if i ate at buffets. they are so filthy already that a bird couldn't make any difference.

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>> No.13936421

What the fuck?

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>> No.13936539


this annoys me because she's squeezing it really hard to make it happen

>> No.13936558
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>> No.13936618

I always ask myself what the hell did he think he was going to do

>> No.13936652

He has poor visuospatial reasoning skills

>> No.13936656

Nobody asked that.

>> No.13936672

ngl getting real sick of "perfect coffee"

>> No.13936678

>moisten everything
>dry everything

>> No.13936695

now that i know she has found a partner and reproduced, all the charm of this has rapidly disappeared
fuck that retarded cunt

>> No.13936702

adults should not play videogames or watch cartoons

>> No.13936733

Deepest lore

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Should they post on 4chan, retard?

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>> No.13936844

>nail polish while handling food
Mmm, sure love nail polish shavings to garnish my meal.

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>> No.13936872

Why is the guy in the santa hat so sad?

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>circle of salt
Marie-style measurements. Nice.

>> No.13936909

What about the fucking bones

>> No.13936919

I came here eggspecting to see this eggsact post.

>> No.13936926

Why would you willingly eat leather unless you were starving?

>> No.13937020

ur embarrassing me in front of my friends

>> No.13937145
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he is probably going to take a bit of a backseat this cup given his demotion to a silver medal


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say that again
i dare you

>> No.13937170

It's lazy, forced, and unfunny.

>> No.13937533

>raw mackerel

>> No.13937544

through a piece of sharp cheddar in there and i'd eat that with a frosty glass of beer

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>> No.13937617

Little burb want food

>> No.13937672

just make a fucking quiche you queer

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good source of calcium you wimp

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>> No.13937775

I mean in theory that's fine, but sweet potato does not fit the heavy savory meal she's making

>> No.13937788

I hate this fucking recipe. So many idiots think they are cooks just because they can slop a bunch of random ingredients in a pot that have no business being together.

>> No.13937871

Why are you hating on shepherd's pie?

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>> No.13938026

I wonder how the sex was

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>> No.13938099
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>> No.13938121

thats not going to taste anywhere near bacon based only on the fact that you cant give mushrooms the same fat content as bacon has

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>> No.13938145

I'm not. I'm hating on that specific recipe. That "shepherds pie" has retarded ingredients.

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>> No.13938175

shh just let them have their fun

more bacon for us

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Good luck, you'll need it. /)

>> No.13938656
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i will happily send the horsefuckers to the fetus and not need any luck at all :)

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True, we don't have nearly as many stars as you. ;)

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>> No.13938762

Anyone has a source for this?

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>> No.13938812

>All Ingredients Optional

>> No.13938835

dude its not a genetic condition moron

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Teeth hurt watching this

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>> No.13938906

what's a digestive?

>> No.13938915

A brand of wheat biscuit.

>> No.13938967

mmmm bacon

>> No.13938993

omg you like bacon too? I love bacon so much. Last weekend my wife asked if she wanted some bacon and eggs, so I said, "eggs schmeggs, just lemme at that bacon!" She laughed because she knows how much I love bacon.

>> No.13939015

what the fuck

>> No.13939062

why are chinks so obsessed with eating endangered animals?

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>> No.13939210

>always stands on the side of the tray or the serving utensil except for that one nearly empty tray
at least he's polite

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>> No.13939297

I am both, disgusted and appalled.

>> No.13939376

ok why would you eat this? it's fucking burnt and charred

>> No.13939383
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>I'm looking

>> No.13939426

>pizza cake
GTA 2?

>> No.13939496
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>> No.13939511

to sterilise it most likely

>> No.13939547

And what is the fucking point?

>> No.13939605

can we just nuke the chinks already

>> No.13939678

this aint a spinach pie. it's a cheese pie with spinach

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>> No.13939860

based as fuck
kill all chinks
keep redpilling red1tors bro

>> No.13939980
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Thank you, anon, we need to expose the truth everyone wants to ignore.

>> No.13940000

This is bait, right?

"Burnt ends" of bbq are the best fucking part. It's just delicious blackened seasoning

>> No.13940086

these people are beyond irrelevant now

>> No.13940109

I feel mogged and fascinated by this islander. I wish to learn his ways.

>> No.13940153

ikr shockingly good manners

>> No.13940165

how bout you kiss me already gayboy

>> No.13940176

The look on his face lmao

>> No.13940200

Brutal mog

>> No.13940208

truly fucking subhuman

>> No.13940358

tbqh I assume anyone with a nose-ring will be able to deepthroat 9+ inches easily

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>> No.13940455

please tell me if that has a penis I have to make sure if I should have an erection

>> No.13940460
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What the actual fuck, I was hoping he wouldn't swallow it in the end or at least that he'd cook it before.

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>> No.13940500

this just looks not real. you should stop posting these disgusting webms sir

>> No.13940505

Don't worry, like you said, it's not real.

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>> No.13940529
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>> No.13940550

whimps like you make life easy mode for everyone else

>> No.13940557

>The name's Dad.
>Malcom's Dad

>> No.13940567

Haha mommy is the best one

>> No.13940569

which ones?

>> No.13940572

Right, now he pretends to still have his gag reflex.

>> No.13940605

just have avocado with toast and some olive oil and seasoning. Its delicious. I have it every now and then and im not even vegan. Why are vegans making everything so difficult

>> No.13940614

>"review" kitchen gadget
>likes 90% of them
>they all are retarded and do a terrible job
is it because the youtube algorithm and advertisers like positivity?

>> No.13940617
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I agree, avocado is already nice on its own with those additions, no need to add even more stuff.

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i don't understand what's the purpose of squeezing it hard

>> No.13940624
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because it makes their peepee big and hard for sex

>> No.13940625

why doesn't liquid go everywhere when she shakes the bottle?

>> No.13940648

>covid cure
for real, for what purpose?

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>still wearing a ring while doing all that

>> No.13940671
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for what purpose

>> No.13940673

>taps blade on cutting board
stopped watching there

>> No.13940678
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haha bearded guy doing pyscho faces as he uses bacon on everything xD

>> No.13940692


It doesn't become leather until going through the tanning process.

>> No.13940704

is this real?

>> No.13940712

fuck yeah fire cider
i had a botany professor give me some he made when i had a cold

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>> No.13940722
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filename kek

>> No.13940742

Not really.

>> No.13940769

based china men, fuck white people and their feelings.

>> No.13940802

He's tired of seeing all the tourists filming something as banal as making dosa.

>> No.13940810

Ancient prank.

>> No.13940816

Who are they?

>> No.13941000
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>> No.13941330

What about them? It's fish. Do you complain when you get bone-in chicken legs or wings? Do you need your dad to take the bones out for you?

>> No.13941351

At least it's lamb. So many fuckers, including at least one retard on this very board, call things 'shepherd's pie' when they don't even contain lamb.

>> No.13941352

Lamb = shepherd's pie
Beef = cottage pie

>> No.13941354

Why the fuck would a shepherd be killing his own commodity, you fool? You've never shepherded in your entire life, have you?

>> No.13941356

Those jars have a rubber o-ring on the underside of the lid to form a good seal.

>> No.13941364

>Why the fuck would a shepherd be killing his own commodity, you fool?
Because you don't make any money if you don't sell the commodity, YOU NIGGERFAGGOT.

>> No.13941366

What would be a good substitute for cheese?

>> No.13941368
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Yes, that's what I'm implying.

>> No.13941371
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vegab cheese

>> No.13941374

You could make a bechamel sauce with paprika and nutmeg in it, I guess?

>> No.13941399
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Vegans are such monsters...

>> No.13941402

So you agree with me.

BTW, I was intending to lead this towards the fact that sheep producers slaughter unsaleable mutton for their own consumption, not lamb, but you fucked up too quickly.

>> No.13941406

fair enough

>> No.13941407

It doesn't. Full nudes exist

>> No.13941530

Man, watching this is nostalgic

>> No.13941534

Wtf why don't you at least take the fur off, that's like the most basic of food prep

>> No.13941541
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>> No.13941600

What's this from?

>> No.13941620

Potion of shit your pants

>> No.13941645

How so?

>> No.13941673

its just vegetable paste spiced as if it were chorizo

>> No.13941683

There is absolutely no way you can fully cook a fucking tomahawk steak deep fried, and by that line of solid white fat it seems as if I'm correct

>> No.13941703
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Pre cooked?

>> No.13941710

That looks good, but won't it burn the shit out of the bread?

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>> No.13941717
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>> No.13941721

> giant fucking chunks of raw onion
People like this should be executed

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>> No.13941741

>2 years

>> No.13941756

i beg for source

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>> No.13941875

Is it so beyond them to kill it first. Even with that masive saw can they not at least do the head first. FFS they start at the tail. Insects!

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>> No.13941877
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>> No.13941892

>make a giant vat of sauce
>only end up using like 1/10th of it
Why do recipe webms ALWAYS do this?

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>> No.13941953
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one week till the spring babby where we play again

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>> No.13942060

Think its the similar to a graham cracker in US

>> No.13942072

People always say graham crackers taste bad but I appreciate their flavor

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>> No.13942237
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They look like they fucking hate it.
That actually applies to a lot of these videos of Chinamen eating weird shit. They look like they're forcing it down like bitter medicine instead of enjoying it like an actual meal. But maybe that's exactly what's happening.

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>> No.13942359

Looks delicious. Would make for a good dessert item or a topper for oatmeal. Also seems like it would be great to take camping or as emergency food
>high calories
>fruit and nuts both have high vitamin content

>> No.13942500

the torture makes the meat more delicious

>> No.13942504

King of fair foods. Everything else can suck my dick

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>> No.13942635
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>This is a pizza burrito
That's just a fucking rolled up pizza

>> No.13942636

>wastes like 1/3

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>> No.13942671

epic meal time

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>> No.13942709

How does someone get this weak? What disorder does he have?

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>> No.13942774

If I tried that I'd have no teeth left

>> No.13942775

urban birds are the cutest lil' critters ever.

>> No.13942789

well, the boiling oil will kill any bacteria that got into it. i would be more concerned about soap stains and hard debree (like hair and sand particles) that would get into it.

>> No.13942862

good job anon

>> No.13942904
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Is that your stage name, you stripperbrained retard?

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>> No.13943017

I like how he doesn't try to act like a badass and uses the back of the blade

>> No.13943046

Too dehydrated

>> No.13943070

It's probably just vasovagal syncope.
Some people pass out just from straining on the toilet.

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>> No.13943106
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>anti trannoid rhetoric detected
>tranny porn spam begins
gotta admit, this is a first for /ck/

>> No.13943107

It's because vegans have to make veganism a "life stye" and not just a choice of diet.
Which sucks because if I ever want to eat out for anything vegetarian, I have to pay more because it's considered a premium.

>> No.13943114

Does anyone have the webm of that fat Indian dude eating curry with his hands like a filthy animal?

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>> No.13943145

What was the thought process here

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>> No.13943160

No one leaves prison in a shirt and tie

>> No.13943169

You leave with what you came in with, and that is likely what he was wearing to court when he was given his sentence.

>> No.13943174

Avocado rolled in a slice of turkey is an awesome snack or even lunch. Adding a strip of bacon is great too.

>> No.13943186
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>haha I reposted it even after getting banned!

>> No.13943190

Posting frogs is just as bad.

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you think it's worse than spamming trannoid propaganda on a sfw board?

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I wonder if they clean your clothes for you if they just store them as-is for months or years. That's nasty.

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No, I said as bad. You're both off topic shit heads.

>> No.13943237

He ain't putting that tie on

>> No.13943259

My man thank you so much

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>> No.13943270

The dog looks nicely cooked, nice glaze on it.

>> No.13943271

It's porn. Low-effort porn at that. Intelligent people report it for being on a blue board and move on. Tards like you draw attention to it and derail the thread because your peepee gets hard and you don't know how to deal with it.

>> No.13943291

Kittens or something like that, I think she was a /soc/ whore years ago. Should help

>> No.13943295

Halloween party food.

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>anti tranny opinion gets posted
>/v/, /ck/, /lit/ it doesnt matter, immediately tranny shit starts getting posted
>just report it and move on
how fucking new are you? banning him does nothing

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>> No.13943337

I have had ostrich eggs but never ostrich meat. But I have had emu especially emu burgers. Is there a big taste difference in ostrich vs emu?

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are you ready for the cock clam to take PES by storm

(this is ust a geoduck pls no ban)

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>and that is likely what he was wearing to court when he was given his sentence
You're right that you get back the clothes you entered with, but in this case that was a staged video. Don't be so gullible.

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>> No.13943422

The black skin :)

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>> No.13943501

d-do they know?

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>> No.13943541

How can you be this clumsy and absent minded and survive to adult hood?
She should have been ran over by a car by now.

>> No.13943552

All women have brain damage.

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older than you buddy I can guarantee you that much, no need to tell us how long you've been here, we know you got here in 2016.

>> No.13943586

I always wonder how.much money I could.make surfing 4chan and writing fluff articles based on everything here.
>How a coconut is REALLY manufactured

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new fetish acquired: chinese women toying with penis shaped clams before violently biting them down

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>> No.13943603

This webm feels like it was directed by David Lynch

>> No.13943605

It feels dishonest?

>> No.13943607

won't the meat be overcooked ?

>> No.13943611

Perhaps even... emotionally

>> No.13943615


>melting chocolate in the microwave

>> No.13943620

>posting redditfrog
>calling others new
imagine being so new that you find 12 year olds memes to be “epically funnay XD”

>> No.13943644

no wonder so many americans are dying from covid

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>> No.13943708
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look at me I can post old images too!
I post plebbit frog because newfags will read the post that way

>> No.13943711

A fish died for this.

>> No.13943736
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nice unix timestamp newfag

>> No.13943739

depending on the fish you're going to be pulling out 20+ pin bones

>> No.13943752

all you had to do was look at the filename to know it's new, just like your image. the image itself is ancient though. nice try

>> No.13943755

thats eddie fucken hall dude

>> No.13943796

How much does this pay? If they pull down a decent salary im about to sign up

>> No.13943926

MXR has really gone to shit ever since Skyrim became less popular.

>> No.13943939

Are you stupid? He was born from one of those eggs. The goddess Khali came down, lay her hand on one of the eggs and out sprang King Surly.

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that cant be denied, anon.

>> No.13944004

good stuff

>> No.13944010

Where's the good webm's that used to be posted on /ck/?

>> No.13944013

>throws away good fries

but why

>> No.13944034

>The dog looks nicely cooked
I agree, it looks very tasty as well.

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ja/ck/ takes the pitch for /ck/ next week, including his dead right arm

>> No.13944064


aaaaand dropped

>> No.13944086

For the last time, no one gives a shit about your autism simulator. Go make your own fucking thread.

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stop back pedaling and just admit you're a dumb newfag

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The glasses guy was considered to be "jacked" back when this channel was relevant.

>> No.13944451

why is chewing mouth open so common with people from Asia? It's something I've noticed in the US.

>> No.13944460

It's to bait in retards who consider it unthinkable to not have eggs for breakfast everyday.

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>> No.13944663

>a jew in the background

>> No.13944684

Based on what?

>> No.13944743

Lol there is a scene in Tampopo about teaching women how to have good manners in western restaurants, and one of the things they mention is how asians are used to make as much noise as possible while eating to show gratitude or something to the chefs/hosts, and basically you shouldn't do that in the west because it has the opposite effect, aka being rude, disrespectful.

>> No.13944746

>not salty enough

>> No.13944752

cute boy

>> No.13944759

god i wish that was me

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>> No.13944815

do americans really?

>> No.13945179

>asians are used to make as much noise as possible while eating to show gratitude or something to the chefs/hosts
This is a myth. If someone chews with their mouth open it's probably because it's too hot

>> No.13945450

More bacon more better

Ohhh yea!

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>> No.13945534

>circle of salt
is that to keep the demons away from the potatoes?

>> No.13945569

what the hell? its just a quiche that was made wrong.

>> No.13945605

guaranteed pure black shits

>> No.13946041
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wonder if there are webms of her

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