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Hello gentlemen. Just stopping in to make sure yall are behaving. All right carry on fellas.
>>13935227FUCK OUTTA HERE, DAD
>>13935237Watch it boy. I aint in the mood tonight. Yall just cant seem to understand how to behave
>>13935227Thanks, but I'm in gaol right now and I asked a police officer and he said your assessment does not affect my ultimate sentence.
>>13935382They always ask how he gets out. They never ask how he got in.
>>13935423This one pisses me off the most, ruins a good fucking fish, burns himself, uses no fucking tools, flips it like a pussy, argh I fucks me up
>>13935230>can't make coffee, eggs, and toast at the same timewhat's the point?
>>13935435>gloves>gloves and undergloves>gloves>gloves>no gloves>gloves>gloves>no gloves>gloves>no gloves
>>13935501One thing's for certain. The only person contracting COVID-19 is everybody who came into contact with him.
Reminder that after Sundays group stage draw our 4Ch*n Cup Team returns to action in the Spring Babby Cup in one weeks time wither on friday or saturday.All our player models as seen here and a few special new ones will be on display aswell.
>>13935712if you want more info on our team the roster and the music check herehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/
and one more for good measure
>>13935221This guy is a really entertaining fella. I love him.
>>13935712HAHAHA BASED EGGFORT
>>13935382It has been two years, motherfucker. It' s time to STOP.
>>13935435I needs it brehs ;~;
>>13936069i wouldn't mind. that is, if i ate at buffets. they are so filthy already that a bird couldn't make any difference.
>>13936269What the fuck?
>>13936380this annoys me because she's squeezing it really hard to make it happen
>>13935423I always ask myself what the hell did he think he was going to do
>>13936618He has poor visuospatial reasoning skills
>>13935400Nobody asked that.
>>13936558ngl getting real sick of "perfect coffee"
>>13935409>moisten everything>dry everythingwhy
>>13935431now that i know she has found a partner and reproduced, all the charm of this has rapidly disappearedfuck that retarded cunt
>>13935712adults should not play videogames or watch cartoons
>>13936702Should they post on 4chan, retard?
>>13936824>nail polish while handling foodMmm, sure love nail polish shavings to garnish my meal.
>>13936856Why is the guy in the santa hat so sad?
>>13936852>circle of saltMarie-style measurements. Nice.
>>13935251What about the fucking bones
>>13935382I came here eggspecting to see this eggsact post.
>>13935233Why would you willingly eat leather unless you were starving?
>>13935241ur embarrassing me in front of my friends
>>13936672he is probably going to take a bit of a backseat this cup given his demotion to a silver medal>>13936702>game
>>13936672say that againi dare you
>>13937167It's lazy, forced, and unfunny.
>>13936063through a piece of sharp cheddar in there and i'd eat that with a frosty glass of beer
>>13936069Little burb want food
>>13937562just make a fucking quiche you queer
>>13936909good source of calcium you wimp
>>13936852I mean in theory that's fine, but sweet potato does not fit the heavy savory meal she's making
>>13936852I hate this fucking recipe. So many idiots think they are cooks just because they can slop a bunch of random ingredients in a pot that have no business being together.
>>13937788Why are you hating on shepherd's pie?
>>13936695I wonder how the sex was
>>13938099thats not going to taste anywhere near bacon based only on the fact that you cant give mushrooms the same fat content as bacon has
>>13937871I'm not. I'm hating on that specific recipe. That "shepherds pie" has retarded ingredients.
>>13938121shh just let them have their funmore bacon for us
>>13935839>>13935826>>13935712Good luck, you'll need it. /)
>>13938394i will happily send the horsefuckers to the fetus and not need any luck at all :)
>>13938656True, we don't have nearly as many stars as you. ;)
>>13935418Anyone has a source for this?
>>13935409>All Ingredients Optional
>>13936695dude its not a genetic condition moron
Teeth hurt watching this
>>13938838what's a digestive?
>>13938906A brand of wheat biscuit.
>>13938967omg you like bacon too? I love bacon so much. Last weekend my wife asked if she wanted some bacon and eggs, so I said, "eggs schmeggs, just lemme at that bacon!" She laughed because she knows how much I love bacon.
>>13938838what the fuck
>>13936841why are chinks so obsessed with eating endangered animals?
>>13936069>always stands on the side of the tray or the serving utensil except for that one nearly empty trayat least he's polite
>>13938677I am both, disgusted and appalled.
>>13935435ok why would you eat this? it's fucking burnt and charred
>>13937714>pizza cakeGTA 2?
>>13936678to sterilise it most likely
>>13935409And what is the fucking point?
>>13936841can we just nuke the chinks already
>>13937562this aint a spinach pie. it's a cheese pie with spinach
>>13939718>>13939756based as fuckkill all chinkskeep redpilling red1tors bro
>>13939860Thank you, anon, we need to expose the truth everyone wants to ignore.
>>13939376This is bait, right?"Burnt ends" of bbq are the best fucking part. It's just delicious blackened seasoning
>>13939104these people are beyond irrelevant now
>>13935221I feel mogged and fascinated by this islander. I wish to learn his ways.
>>13939210ikr shockingly good manners
>>13935241how bout you kiss me already gayboy
>>13936856The look on his face lmao
>>13939980truly fucking subhuman
>>13938152tbqh I assume anyone with a nose-ring will be able to deepthroat 9+ inches easily
>>13938152please tell me if that has a penis I have to make sure if I should have an erection
>>13940409What the actual fuck, I was hoping he wouldn't swallow it in the end or at least that he'd cook it before.
>>13940460this just looks not real. you should stop posting these disgusting webms sir
>>13940500Don't worry, like you said, it's not real.
>>13936844whimps like you make life easy mode for everyone else
>>13936839>The name's Dad.>Malcom's Dad
>>13938110Haha mommy is the best one
>>13938152Right, now he pretends to still have his gag reflex.
>>13940529just have avocado with toast and some olive oil and seasoning. Its delicious. I have it every now and then and im not even vegan. Why are vegans making everything so difficult
>>13936847>"review" kitchen gadget>likes 90% of them>they all are retarded and do a terrible jobis it because the youtube algorithm and advertisers like positivity?
>>13940605I agree, avocado is already nice on its own with those additions, no need to add even more stuff.
>>13936539i don't understand what's the purpose of squeezing it hard
>>13939062because it makes their peepee big and hard for sex
>>13937763why doesn't liquid go everywhere when she shakes the bottle?
>>13937763>covid curefor real, for what purpose?
>>13938677>still wearing a ring while doing all thatgross
>>13938701for what purpose
>>13935435>taps blade on cutting boardstopped watching there
>>13939104haha bearded guy doing pyscho faces as he uses bacon on everything xD
>>13936926It doesn't become leather until going through the tanning process.
>>13935382is this real?
>>13937763fuck yeah fire cideri had a botany professor give me some he made when i had a cold
>>13939718>>13939756based china men, fuck white people and their feelings.
>>13936872He's tired of seeing all the tourists filming something as banal as making dosa.
>>13940086Who are they?
>>13936909What about them? It's fish. Do you complain when you get bone-in chicken legs or wings? Do you need your dad to take the bones out for you?
>>13936852At least it's lamb. So many fuckers, including at least one retard on this very board, call things 'shepherd's pie' when they don't even contain lamb.
>>13941351Lamb = shepherd's pieBeef = cottage pie
>>13941351Why the fuck would a shepherd be killing his own commodity, you fool? You've never shepherded in your entire life, have you?
>>13940625Those jars have a rubber o-ring on the underside of the lid to form a good seal.
>>13941354>Why the fuck would a shepherd be killing his own commodity, you fool?Because you don't make any money if you don't sell the commodity, YOU NIGGERFAGGOT.
>>13937562>>13939678What would be a good substitute for cheese?
>>13941352Yes, that's what I'm implying.
>>13941366You could make a bechamel sauce with paprika and nutmeg in it, I guess?
>>13941371Vegans are such monsters...
>>13941364So you agree with me.BTW, I was intending to lead this towards the fact that sheep producers slaughter unsaleable mutton for their own consumption, not lamb, but you fucked up too quickly.
>>13940455It doesn't. Full nudes exist
>>13939104Man, watching this is nostalgic
>>13939756Wtf why don't you at least take the fur off, that's like the most basic of food prep
>>13937577What's this from?
>>13937763Potion of shit your pants
>>13941541its just vegetable paste spiced as if it were chorizo
>>13941000There is absolutely no way you can fully cook a fucking tomahawk steak deep fried, and by that line of solid white fat it seems as if I'm correct
>>13941703That looks good, but won't it burn the shit out of the bread?
>>13941703> giant fucking chunks of raw onionPeople like this should be executed
>>13941407i beg for source
>>13936841Is it so beyond them to kill it first. Even with that masive saw can they not at least do the head first. FFS they start at the tail. Insects!
>>13941713>make a giant vat of sauce>only end up using like 1/10th of itWhy do recipe webms ALWAYS do this?
>>13941941indeedone week till the spring babby where we play again
>>13938906Think its the similar to a graham cracker in US
>>13942060People always say graham crackers taste bad but I appreciate their flavor
>>13939756They look like they fucking hate it. That actually applies to a lot of these videos of Chinamen eating weird shit. They look like they're forcing it down like bitter medicine instead of enjoying it like an actual meal. But maybe that's exactly what's happening.
>>13935409Looks delicious. Would make for a good dessert item or a topper for oatmeal. Also seems like it would be great to take camping or as emergency food>high calories>protien>fat>carbs>fruit and nuts both have high vitamin content
>>13940365the torture makes the meat more delicious
>>13941726King of fair foods. Everything else can suck my dick
>>13942509B A S E DASED
>>13940665>This is a pizza burritoThat's just a fucking rolled up pizza
>>13941830>wastes like 1/3
>>13940816epic meal time
>>13942702How does someone get this weak? What disorder does he have?
>>13935221If I tried that I'd have no teeth left
>>13936069urban birds are the cutest lil' critters ever.
>>13937577well, the boiling oil will kill any bacteria that got into it. i would be more concerned about soap stains and hard debree (like hair and sand particles) that would get into it.
>>13935382>filenamegood job anon
>>13942789>debreeIs that your stage name, you stripperbrained retard?
>>13935221I like how he doesn't try to act like a badass and uses the back of the blade
>>13942709It's probably just vasovagal syncope.Some people pass out just from straining on the toilet.
>anti trannoid rhetoric detected>tranny porn spam beginsgotta admit, this is a first for /ck/
>>13940605>>13940617It's because vegans have to make veganism a "life stye" and not just a choice of diet. Which sucks because if I ever want to eat out for anything vegetarian, I have to pay more because it's considered a premium.
>>13935221Does anyone have the webm of that fat Indian dude eating curry with his hands like a filthy animal?
>>13935243What was the thought process here
>>13940463No one leaves prison in a shirt and tie
>>13943160You leave with what you came in with, and that is likely what he was wearing to court when he was given his sentence.
>>13940617Avocado rolled in a slice of turkey is an awesome snack or even lunch. Adding a strip of bacon is great too.
>>13943124>haha I reposted it even after getting banned!
>>13943186Posting frogs is just as bad.
>>13943190you think it's worse than spamming trannoid propaganda on a sfw board?
>>13943169I wonder if they clean your clothes for you if they just store them as-is for months or years. That's nasty.
>>13943208No, I said as bad. You're both off topic shit heads.
>>13943169He ain't putting that tie on
>>13943159My man thank you so much
>>13939718The dog looks nicely cooked, nice glaze on it.
>>13943208>propagandaIt's porn. Low-effort porn at that. Intelligent people report it for being on a blue board and move on. Tards like you draw attention to it and derail the thread because your peepee gets hard and you don't know how to deal with it.
>>13941756Kittens or something like that, I think she was a /soc/ whore years ago. Should help
>>13942662Halloween party food.
>>13943271>anti tranny opinion gets posted>/v/, /ck/, /lit/ it doesnt matter, immediately tranny shit starts getting posted>just report it and move onhow fucking new are you? banning him does nothing
>>13943318I have had ostrich eggs but never ostrich meat. But I have had emu especially emu burgers. Is there a big taste difference in ostrich vs emu?
are you ready for the cock clam to take PES by storm(this is ust a geoduck pls no ban)
>>13943169>and that is likely what he was wearing to court when he was given his sentenceYou're right that you get back the clothes you entered with, but in this case that was a staged video. Don't be so gullible.
>>13940569The black skin :)
>>13943352d-do they know?
>>13943439How can you be this clumsy and absent minded and survive to adult hood? She should have been ran over by a car by now.
>>13943541All women have brain damage.
>>13943310older than you buddy I can guarantee you that much, no need to tell us how long you've been here, we know you got here in 2016.
>>13935221I always wonder how.much money I could.make surfing 4chan and writing fluff articles based on everything here.>How a coconut is REALLY manufactured
new fetish acquired: chinese women toying with penis shaped clams before violently biting them down
>>13942237This webm feels like it was directed by David Lynch
>>13943603It feels dishonest?
>>13941834won't the meat be overcooked ?
>>13943605Perhaps even... emotionally
>>13943600>melting chocolate in the microwave
>>13943310>posting redditfrog>calling others newimagine being so new that you find 12 year olds memes to be “epically funnay XD”
>>13935225no wonder so many americans are dying from covid
>>13943572look at me I can post old images too!>>13943620I post plebbit frog because newfags will read the post that way
>>13935251A fish died for this.
>>13943708nice unix timestamp newfag
>>13941330depending on the fish you're going to be pulling out 20+ pin bones
>>13943736all you had to do was look at the filename to know it's new, just like your image. the image itself is ancient though. nice try
>>13942709thats eddie fucken hall dude
>>13942904How much does this pay? If they pull down a decent salary im about to sign up
>>13940409MXR has really gone to shit ever since Skyrim became less popular.
>>13935400Are you stupid? He was born from one of those eggs. The goddess Khali came down, lay her hand on one of the eggs and out sprang King Surly.
>>13943270that cant be denied, anon.
Where's the good webm's that used to be posted on /ck/?
>>13936269>hoarder>throws away good friesbut why
>>13943270>The dog looks nicely cookedI agree, it looks very tasty as well.
ja/ck/ takes the pitch for /ck/ next week, including his dead right arm
>>13944050For the last time, no one gives a shit about your autism simulator. Go make your own fucking thread.
>>13943752stop back pedaling and just admit you're a dumb newfag
>>13939104The glasses guy was considered to be "jacked" back when this channel was relevant.
>>13939718>>13939756why is chewing mouth open so common with people from Asia? It's something I've noticed in the US.
>>13940605It's to bait in retards who consider it unthinkable to not have eggs for breakfast everyday.
>>13941830>a jew in the backgroundclockwork
>>13944605Based on what?
>>13944451Lol there is a scene in Tampopo about teaching women how to have good manners in western restaurants, and one of the things they mention is how asians are used to make as much noise as possible while eating to show gratitude or something to the chefs/hosts, and basically you shouldn't do that in the west because it has the opposite effect, aka being rude, disrespectful.
>>13943600>not salty enough
>>13940524god i wish that was me
>>13943218do americans really?
>>13944743>asians are used to make as much noise as possible while eating to show gratitude or something to the chefs/hostsThis is a myth. If someone chews with their mouth open it's probably because it's too hot
>>13938993More bacon more betterOhhh yea!
>>13936852>circle of saltis that to keep the demons away from the potatoes?
>>13937562what the hell? its just a quiche that was made wrong.
>>13938134guaranteed pure black shits
wonder if there are webms of her