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Post the most horrifying examples of bad cooking you can.
For example kay webms and the mayonnaise guy webm, etc.

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>>13924678

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remember to always keep towels on hand

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>> No.13924703

>>13924693
Dude trynna cook a whole chicken with a hairdryer?

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>> No.13924774

>>13924678
>mayonnaise guy
Have some fucking respect for ja/ck/

>> No.13924800

>>13924678
May God have mercy on all our souls.

>> No.13924816

>>13924711
I MADE LAVA

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>>13924774
fuck jack

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>>13924678
So anon, whos food would you rather eat? Kay's or jack's?
Starving isnt a valid answer

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>> No.13924951

>>13924711
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE

DESTROY IT

>> No.13924958

>>13924849
at least ja/ck/'s cooking is edible, however harmful to my health it may be

>> No.13925008

>>13924848
Lookin like some background RE4 slop you find in a cabin

>> No.13925020

>>13924678
it doesn't count if you're trying to do it badly.

>> No.13925028

>>13924848
Wtf is even that?

>> No.13925083

>>13924705
little green ghouls, buddy

>> No.13925213

>>13924849
I'll eat my own asshole first before I try any of their cooking

>> No.13925243

>>13924703
I think I remember it from an episode of good eats as a trick to dry the skin quick so it roasts crispy.

>> No.13925249

>>13925008
I was gonna say I swear that's from RE7.

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>>13924848
"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, he's not eatin' it Jack"

>> No.13925398

>>13924693
I saw Jack Scalfani at a cooking competition in LA a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh look at that, beautiful isn't it?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "beautiful, just perfect" and closing his nuwave oven shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my eating, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to vote for the winner up front I saw him trying to cook buffalo steaks like fifteen seconds in his nuwave oven without heat.

The judge at the kitchen was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to properly cook those first." At first he kept pretending to be retarded and claimed it was perfect, but eventually turned back around and microwaved them for a while.

When she took one of the buffalo steaks and started tasting it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to add some cayanne "to prevent any natural taste," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's legal. After she tasted each steak and put them in the trash and started to lay down the judgment, he kept interrupting her by repeating "beautiful" really loudly.

>> No.13925460

>>13924683
>She managed to make decent looking fries
Has she been messing with us all along?

>> No.13925511

>>13924958
You have a very loose definition of edible

>> No.13925654

>>13925460
pretty sure she makes fries for herself every meal

>> No.13925719

>>13925511
Id much rather eat kays bolognese than anything done by the mayo major

>> No.13925729

>>13924849
Kay. Most of her ""food"" is just incredibly bland and overcooked. At least there isnt the risk of food poisoning from Jack's love for raw meat

>> No.13925742

>>13924678
as much as I like to make fun of jack and simplysara and shit, I can't bring myself to insult Kay. I really feel she's trying her best.

>> No.13925748

>>13924848
cursed image

>> No.13925805

>>13925742
There's a sincerity to Kay that Jack doesn't have.

>> No.13925863

>>13925805
kay's not the type of person who would say she was worried about people cheating at a church chili cook off.

i think she's also not the type of person that would knowingly feed someone ancient, freezer-burned meat. she'd be like "oh lookit that its all ole' lets go to theh market"

>> No.13925882

>>13925863
Kay seems to be -learning-. Slowly but surely.

Jack... Has learned NOTHING.

>> No.13925951

>>13925863
Kay thinks the Palestinians AND the Israelis should be napalmed. Bless her.

>> No.13925959

>>13924693
How long does it take for the surface moisture to evaporate in the oven? I'm willing to bet no longer than the 10-15 minutes he spent blow drying it

>> No.13925961

>>13925951
based Kay

>> No.13925964

>>13925882
For all her many awful flaws, Kay is actually willing to listen to constructive criticism.
Jack is not.

>> No.13925966

>>13925964
why would he listen to anyone? he's a professional chef and you're just some retard. of course.

>"oh, my arm doesn't work"
>"I must just be really tired because my arm doesn't work"

thank god he reproduced several times, for the betterment of us all.

>> No.13925977

>>13925882
>>13925964
I'm not sure, he does seem to eat at least a little healthier now, granted it took him until his third stroke where lost people would learn their lesson after the first, and he doesn't appear to have lost any weight.

>> No.13925986

>>13924849
Kay's. It may be horrible but at least it won't give me salmonella or is drowned in mayo.

>> No.13925990

>>13925977
he probably eats like 30 less calories a day now, and he would've burned those 30 calories by using an arm

>> No.13925996

>>13925964
Your opinion is not in the recipe

>> No.13926147

>>13925398
Am I too much of a newfag to understand this absolutely insane wall of text?

>> No.13926299

>>13926147
It's a copypasta edited with jack stuff.

>> No.13926460

Who's got that Finnish dudes YouTube channel where he throws everything into a large pot inc. fish sticks, potatoes, sausages, beer ect.?

Lost his channel a couple of years ago

>> No.13926474

>>13926147
its an edit of the "I saw flying lotus in a grocery store" copypasta.

>> No.13926528

>Not posting the true memelord of shitty cooking

https://youtu.be/w46Dwh4TMGA

>> No.13926545

>>13926460
That sounds like Pasi.

>> No.13926548

>>13924700
im upset

>> No.13926550

>>13924713
im upset

>> No.13926561

>>13924711
>wife made soup

>> No.13926606

>>13926528
What an absolute prince. Maso walked so that Kay could run.

>> No.13926627

>>13924849
What the fuck is that, car oil?

>> No.13926705

>>13926528
was this dinotendies' teacher?

>> No.13926733

>>13924678
Could have just said you wanted a ja/ck/ thread

>> No.13926739

>>13925460
>>13925654
they're frozen fries

>> No.13926761

Dear Lord what is wrong with these humans

>> No.13926762

>>13926528
I like the one where he defrosted a steak or something on the rim of his toilet bowl.

>> No.13926782

>>13926460
pasi viheraho

>> No.13926914

>>13924848
I bet it tastes delicious though.

>> No.13926983

>>13926545
>>13926782
Thanks fellow internet creeps

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>> No.13927010

>>13926528
Jesus fucking christ. Someone make webms out of this.
I would myself but im retarded.

>> No.13927017

>>13924678
I wish someone saved that video of that flip woman making spaghetti carbonara and it just ends up as cheesy hot dog soup with the noodles and the husband dies inside after trying it

>> No.13927224

This thread made me sick to my stomach. Thanks

>> No.13927231

>>13924711
I'm trying to imagine how this happened and I'm coming up with nothing.

>> No.13927251

>>13927010
You really need to hear masao's insightful commentary for full enjoyment.

>> No.13927410

>>13924711
>tries to make lava cake

>> No.13927648

>>13925977
Yeah he eats healthier alright. He gets two bacon double cheeseburgers instead of 3. He looks fatter than ever

>> No.13927673

>>13924854
TETSUOOO

>> No.13927674

>>13926528
https://youtu.be/3J33zhEfOHk

Dude is still at it

>> No.13927712

>>13926561
haha
wife stupid and bad

>> No.13927739

>>13927674
>I wanna renovate this place
Oh lawd.

>> No.13927754

>>13926705
Grow up.

>> No.13927761

> not posting the granma of cooking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.13927788

>>13927674
>Sitting on the floor and using your oven door as a table
Incredibly based

>> No.13927794

>>13927761
Oh jesus. This fucking nightmare. A darkside meme all its very own.

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>> No.13927834

>>13927816
I will never not be confused by people who can't estimate the effect of gravity.

>> No.13927837

>>13924849
So here's the thing. These people exist. Somewhere out in the world, these people are free to commit their hate crimes against food in the privacy of their own homes. I know they absolutely can do it, but...why? How can this be enjoyable if you've had properly good food.

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>> No.13927851

> the meme writes itself
https://youtu.be/FweXyUbaTaE

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>> No.13927858

>>13924711
careful its a little hot

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>> No.13927864

>>13924713>>13924678
Christ, is every American fat and fucking retarded like her, him, or fairy tale creature

>> No.13927865

>>13927833
Where is the full video of this ffs? Doesn't look like its on her channel at all.

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>>13927865
Might have taken it down. I dont follow her.

>> No.13927876

>>13927856
Mother of almighty god. This has to be a fucking larp.

>> No.13927877

>>13927851
>HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES

>> No.13927879

>>13927871
Shame. I really wanted to torture myself with that. Thanks anyway, bud.

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>>13927761
hey

>> No.13927887

>>13927864
> American
0/10 failbait.

>> No.13927889

>>13927851
how is this kid not dead from heart failure

>> No.13927891

>>13927231

Sugar left on too long can catch and become this

Its the only thing I can think of

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>>13927879
cheers

>> No.13927902

>>13927851
I'm surprised he hasn't eaten his cat

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>>13927761
>>13927885
isnt she on a show with her sister about them trying to lose weight?

>> No.13927911

>>13927906
Do you have a sweet pasta longpost?

>> No.13927914

>>13926993
Kek

>> No.13927919

>>13925951
Hahaha. Thanks for the belly laugh, Anon.

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>>13927911
no, but now i'm interested in reading it!

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Officially requesting the sweet ramen longpost. Newfags nee to see it.

>> No.13927930

>>13927842
Wala

>> No.13927937

>>13927928
>>13927911
oh, you mean the one where he uses food colouring in the ramen with all this other nasty shit?

>> No.13927941

>>13927937
Yeah

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>>13927941
I see it every other day and always forget to save it. I'll make sure to save it for the next one of these threads.

>> No.13927960

>>13927853
>Friend servers me this
>Turn 360 on jump through the window

>> No.13927973

>>13927851
>the tired look in his eye

do we live just to suffer?

>> No.13927997

this is beautiful
https://youtu.be/d7hZfoqsskM

>> No.13928024

>>13924711
Someone's been baking... laverbread.

>> No.13928027

>>13927920
And people wonder why coronavirus is wiping these people out.

>> No.13928041

>>13927853
It looks like the remains of a really old car that crashed into a bee colony

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>>13928041
I dont see it

>> No.13928055

>>13927897
Need full video of this pls

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I think you meant the "best" of cooking, right OP?

>> No.13928077

>>13927920
>those replies
Do black people really put sugar in their spaghetti?

>> No.13928079

>>13926147
>>13926299
Close but not quite. Jack tried to enter a cooking competition on TV and failed miserably. I believe he started crying at one point

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>>13927928
>>13927947
Here you go.

>> No.13928086

>>13928077
white people do too. Just not that much. Thats disgusting.

>> No.13928089

>>13928086
I've never hear of that. When making the sauce sure a bit but never just springling it on the top.

>> No.13928097

>>13927947
This shit made me scream in laughter, thanks.

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>>13928089
My stepmom years ago used to make it like that. Tasted like shit imo.

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>> No.13928114

>>13924700
fusion cousine at it's finest

>> No.13928115

>>13928056
Wtf is this? Who the fuck would pay for that shit jesus

>> No.13928122

>>13928113
Didnt know tom cruise posted in /ck/

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>>13928113
the fuck
i was drinking my coffee

>> No.13928126

>>13927897
I can no longer take any more. Congratulations, Internet. You finally broke me.

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>> No.13928133

>>13928115
It's some mexican hipster shit or something.

>> No.13928139

>>13928056
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHERE IS THIS WHO THE FUCK IS EATING THIS

>> No.13928140

>>13928113
fucking gross dude

>> No.13928142

>>13927897
I'd like to be sad for her but she seems so happy always. Maybe she's just retarded.

>> No.13928146

>>13928085
I was here for this fucking abomination. What a day.

>> No.13928150

>>13928113
People who fall for this meme are retarded.
>It has vitamins and shit
Just eat some liver you disgusting fucks.

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>>13928115
It's the finest , fanciest dinner Mexico has to offer, don't be racist and dig in!

>> No.13928174

>>13926528
Masaokis always makes me want to clean my apartment like a meth fiend.

>> No.13928181

>>13928089
Usually it's just like half a sugar packet for a this will last a week of dinners quantity of sauce. That's just a fat ass.

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>>13924713
cheap confite
>>13927851
you lied to me, the channel would be a hundred times better if it was actually cooking with fatty stuck in mud, and he cooked everything from a waist high mudpit

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>HAI PEEPOO AM BACK CEWKEN AGEN

>> No.13928207

>>13927851
poor kid, this is sad

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>>13928157
nah man, I'm somewhat of a beaner myself and I've never seen or heard of these monstrosities in real life

>> No.13928235

>>13928201
>doesnt read the thread
fuck off

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>>13928235
Eat shit fag

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>>13928278
can you not swear? this is a christian server.

>> No.13928328

>>13927851
Whenever I see fat lardies like this who have cats, I always get sad because I realize the cat will outlive them and then be trapped in the house for god knows how long until the fatties corpse is found. (Remember, these fatties don't leave the house anyway so their lack of presence outside won't raise suspicion). Then I remember how fat they are so they'll provide the cat sustenance for a good while and I feel better.

>> No.13928335

>>13928318
What is the end result supposed to be?

>> No.13928419

>>13928335
rice that is moist

>> No.13928433

>>13928335
fried rice of some sort

>> No.13928479

>>13924705
Is that Charlies milk steak?

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>>13926147
Yes, but hey.. at least ya asked instead of bein a try hard doucher. Lurk a little more n ull be all good buddy

>> No.13928496

>>13926548
>>13926550
>Was i rushing or dragging?

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>> No.13928538

>>13924711
I think I created something like this back when I was 10 or something, trying to make rock candy.

>> No.13928543

>>13924711
Extra dark caramel?

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>>13928538
rock candy is made with sugar solution and a stick
I don't know how you fucked that up until it burned to shit

>> No.13928701

>>13928535
As disgusting as the "party cheese salad" is, seeing Jack himself is even more disgusting. What a fat fucking pig.

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>>13928701
>party cheese salad
calm down podesta

>> No.13928734

>>13928720
What's with the potatoes?

>> No.13928742

>>13924678
I have never seen a non fat person wear an iron maiden tshirt.

>> No.13928745

>>13928535
I don't really understand what the fuck this is.

>> No.13928748

>>13928701
Jack doesn't even look like normal disgusting fat. He's like a human meatball.

>> No.13928756

>>13928720
That's literally what it's called.

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>>13928734
you know what is with the retards
>>13928748
giantmeatballitalianww2casualty.jpg
>>13928756
don't come here with your codewords like cheese pizza and hotdog and walnut sauce john

>> No.13928791

>>13928056
I'm an American.
But do Americans really?

>> No.13928883

>>13928535
How many generations of inbreeding resulted into this?

>> No.13928919

>>13928127
Who eats raw zucchini???

>> No.13928933

>>13924849
whats wrong with the oil?

>> No.13928940

>>13928919
Not him but actually tastes really fucking based if you eat raw with a garlic and olive oil dressing. For real.

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>>13928919
it's cucumber but raw courgette is decent enough in small portions

>> No.13929011

>>13928318
are those rice not cooked?
I mean not stream
almost like he just toast it dried

>> No.13929276

>>13927712
t. stupid and bad wife

>> No.13929313

>>13926147
yes

>> No.13929320

>>13927876
newfag

>> No.13929328

>>13924678
>>13929186
send help

>> No.13929413

>>13927853
@devilintraining_ my eyes....

>> No.13930110

>>13924678
what is that?

>> No.13930119

>>13927856
this reminds me of that pre-stroke photo

>> No.13930261

>>13928115
women who eat hot chip & lie

>> No.13930280

>>13924825
what the fuck is that
I'm colorblind but it looks like peas 'n' jizz... on toast

>> No.13930288

>>13927891
it's definitely sugar. that stuff has a lot of energy and can even melt through a glass cooktop if you heat it up enough. just add nitrates and you have solid rocket fuel.

>> No.13930318

>>13928085
this is like that stupid pizza video where the kids just keep adding shit like ice cream

>> No.13930321

>>13927833
this gave me anxiety and angered me simultaneously

>> No.13930326

>>13928335
maybe something like rice a roni I wonder if they add water and simmer after toasting the rice with egg

>> No.13930473
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does anybody have the chicken in watermelon webm?

>> No.13930621

>>13927856
>gravy in the spray bottle
>watermark on the cake
gets me every time

>> No.13930647

>>13926528
This vis is so old I forgot the approximate year I first saw it. JESUS CHRIST, I can't remember if this is the vid he sets his place on fire and bugs out running, every so often you get a shot of 5ft high unwashed dishes and glasses in his sink, and a bunch more piled up on his floor.

>> No.13930656

>>13928077
People put sugar in everything.
>Go eat some savory dishes at some elses place
>it tastes sweet
>"Oh we put syrup in ours"
ffs.
I'm not even trying to be contrarian, I like sweet things but stop making EVERYTHING sweet.

>> No.13930687

>>13927853
you have her posts with the cum cookies? or was it menstrual blood or something about baking bread with her own vaginal yeast?

>> No.13930708

>>13924711
How do you accidentally create The first flame?

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>> No.13930780

>>13924678
Kay is not that much worse of a cook than my mum. I think my mum was just as bad as Kay when I was very young but she got better.

>> No.13930801

>>13928933
It's mixed with charcoal from whatever she cooked previously.
>>13927761
Somehow she's still alive after all these years. I think she became some fat acceptance nutter and almost died.

>> No.13930828

>>13928124

when he sees your lidl espresso machine

>> No.13930877

>>13924678
This is what happens when you rely on your parents and grandparents to teach you in favour of teaching yourself with cookbooks

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>>13927920
I met two different black people who put ranch on their spaghetti, and I mean just dumped a bunch over the top similar to the sugar, so this doesn't surprise me.

But I've never once seen or heard of anyone having ranch with their spaghetti since then so maybe its uncommon

>> No.13930907

>>13930621
you're forgetting
>one entire can of pineapple, grape and jelly each
>using a fireplace shovel to serve food
>crucible tongs

>> No.13930921
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>>13927856
>not posting the rest of the set

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>>13927881
I need answers about this guy in the back

>> No.13930958

>>13927856
Every time I see this I find something new.

>> No.13930961

>>13930921
...is that fish food flakes?

>> No.13931144

>>13928052
Black people be like "muh seasonings"

>> No.13931287

>>13926147
based on the ryan gosling copypasta

>> No.13931297

>>13930921
What the fuck happened here though?

>> No.13931326

>>13930752
HE CUTS THE PIE DISH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13931390

>>13931297
60s jello "recipes"

>> No.13931399

>>13931390
Explain the blue turkey then. Looks to me like a fucking horror show of a 'buffet' someone's deliberately done but I can't really understand if serious or not.

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>> No.13931540

>>13928024
Don't insult welsh cuisine like that. Laverbread is well lush

>> No.13931541

>>13931487
>>13931530
There's just something about these two images that gives them an uncanny valley effect

Even when full sized and looking right at them, they almost feel computer generated.

>> No.13931545

Add me to this list because I just somehow fucked up making oatmeal and ended up with oat soup.

>> No.13931654

>>13927930
kek

>> No.13931679

>>13931545
just heat it more. liquid will evaporate and it will thicken

>> No.13931717

>>13926762
>>13930647

Links below for anyone morbidly curious about these gems:

https://youtu.be/rdnQ0nO3AcY
https://youtu.be/8Eg9ArFqxAk

>> No.13931877

Italians larpers prepare to REEEEE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-I2LEB_AxY

>> No.13931878

>>13931534
Corn dogs

>> No.13932211

>>13931877
Oh no. I had already forgotten this abomination.

>> No.13932339

>>13927816
oof, i bet that metal plate was hot too

>> No.13932351

>>13931482
looks like they're ready to have their last meals

>> No.13932382

>>13928113
that's probably very nutritious though...

>> No.13932397

>>13932339
Yeah, that's some grade A retardation.

>> No.13932430

>>13930280
i'm not colorblind and that's exactly what it looks like

>> No.13932463

>>13932339
What was his plan in the first place?
>Yeah, Imma fucking WWE slam that mofo back in there!

>> No.13932552

>>13931537
Something I've always wondered about this photoshoot is if everyone actually ate the food afterwards.

>> No.13932553

>>13927881

Bottom left is Chinese. I remember the story.

>> No.13932778

>>13932552
Weren't they all on their way to their executions? That's what their faces seem to be saying, anyway.

>> No.13932822

>>13928113
Placenta is formed from foetal tissue, so it would be more correct to say it is his child's placenta.

>> No.13932858

>>13928113
is this technically cannibalism

>> No.13932869

>>13927842
i did this once and was so bummed out i couldn't cook for like two weeks

>> No.13933023
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>>13924678
This guy remains unmatched
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

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>>13933023
what the fuck

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>>13927856
>those spray bottles...

>> No.13933217

>>13933023
Is that actually supposed to be a pizza or is it a shitpost in pizza form?

>> No.13933232

>>13933023
>>13933161
I still don't know what any of those ingredients are. Someone tell me.

>> No.13933243

>>13933023
>American 'food'

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>>13933023
we love pizza brasileira

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>>13933248

>> No.13933264

>>13933023
>all that trash he throws in there
Lmao. I also love smug he looks.

>> No.13933294

>>13933248
>2 tsp of water and ketchup mix
>3 pounds of brown rice
>extremely generous double-coating of mayonaise
>sprinkle of canned corn to finish it off
This must be the legendary brazilian pizza

>> No.13933308

>>13933264
That whole video is "you mad bro." He knows what he's doing.

>> No.13933315

>>13932430
what the fuck am I doing with my life

>> No.13933338

>>13933294
i think that was tuna

>> No.13933355

>>13933243
That’s in Brazil

>> No.13933388

>>13927674
>>13926528
You may not like it, but this is what peak YouTube content looks like

>> No.13933547

>>13933388
Oh hell yeah. Masaokis is still my favorite content on youtube. There's just something magical about his insanity.

>> No.13933637

>>13933232
Just looks like a gigaton of fucking cheese on top of ketchup packet's worth of tomato sauce

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>>13925460
their chips, you dumb fucking american

>> No.13933642

>>13926528
>>13927674
You can't convince me that he isn't pretending. There is or was a clip of him attempting to cook a steak by holding a lighter under it while the steak was placed on the brim of a toilet.

>> No.13933655

>>13933243
obsessed

>> No.13933678

>>13933642
He is. He's actually a fairly well to do lawyer who did that shit in some property he owned.

>> No.13933685

>>13933638
we call them freedom fries in the first world

>> No.13933688

>>13924825

mmm cummy peas on toast

>> No.13933703

>>13933642
he's extremely autistic, same with his sister. watch the video with them in the dog. it's like watching aliens try to play with an animal and not really understanding what they're supposed to do.

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>>13927674
Oh Jesus. OH JESUS, MASAO IS STILL ALIVE???
HOW????
FUCKING HOW?????

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>>13927906
Any more? This ends on a cliffhanger.

>> No.13934003

>>13926147
It would seem so.

lurk moar FAGGOT

>> No.13934017

>>13924849
THING IS Kay may be an actual fucking culinary genius and we wouldnt know it. Jack on the other hand is likely to 30% kill you and or himself.

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>>13933638
*there

dumbass

>> No.13934031

>>13928079
No. It was Hick Shark Tank.

>> No.13934041

>>13928142
She's just Northen

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>>13927871
>Great big donkey dicks

>> No.13934087

>>13928318
well thats fucking interesting

>> No.13934113

>>13931482
You dont know shit about me Im a freak

Aint tryna hear shit that you say to me

>> No.13934115

>>13931326
I had to hide your autism because it makes the thread look all fucky

>> No.13934123

>>13932858
How is it not? It's 100% human tissue.

>> No.13934147

>>13927856
I would really like to know the story behind this. I feel like it was a "make the weirdest dishes you can" potluck.

>> No.13934178

>>13934147
it was. done by a photographer/artist type

look up 'male chef'

>> No.13934193

>>13933023

What is it with Mexico/South America and eating incredibly unhealthy foods? They're obsessed with the absolute worst of American cuisine. Is it sabotage?

>> No.13934210

>>13927930
god dammit

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>>13927853
>honey soaked bees
what

>> No.13934314

>>13924700
I would eat the fuck outta that.

>> No.13934362

>>13924854
meatlovers deepdish

>> No.13934408

>>13927856
hack modern art at its most boring

>> No.13934657

>>13924678
It looked like it was going to turn out edible.

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>>13933248
>>13933254
what's brazil's obsession for putting corn on everything?

>> No.13934704
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>>13934696
corn and mayo

>> No.13934720

>>13934696
>>13934704
imagine being retarded.. now that is all you need to know about brazil. they can't even handle football

>> No.13934728

>>13924849
How about killing myself? Sadly probably jacks.

>> No.13934791

>>13927856
It looks like the food in my dreams

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>>13934024
*they're

>> No.13934967

>>13933023
Just to put the cherry ontop: he didn't wash his hands.

>> No.13935338

>>13927851
Seems like a good dude.

Hopefully he works on his health issue.

>> No.13935413

>>13934863
You're the butt of the joke here buddy. Sort yourself out.

>> No.13935522

>>13928479
No. Charlie took milk steak boiled over hard with jelly beans on the side not on top if I remember correctly

>> No.13935571

This thread is worse than any real gore thread. I don't even dare to click on most of the webms.

>> No.13935585

Pasi Viheraho is a treasure trove
https://youtu.be/oMDr78mrRm8

>> No.13936879

>>13931487
>Thanksgiving 1992
>steve jobs book
Hmmmmmm

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