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13924678 No.13924678 [Reply] [Original]

Post the most horrifying examples of bad cooking you can.
For example kay webms and the mayonnaise guy webm, etc.

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remember to always keep towels on hand

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>> No.13924703

Dude trynna cook a whole chicken with a hairdryer?

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>> No.13924774

>mayonnaise guy
Have some fucking respect for ja/ck/

>> No.13924800

May God have mercy on all our souls.

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fuck jack

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So anon, whos food would you rather eat? Kay's or jack's?
Starving isnt a valid answer

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>> No.13924958

at least ja/ck/'s cooking is edible, however harmful to my health it may be

>> No.13925008

Lookin like some background RE4 slop you find in a cabin

>> No.13925020

it doesn't count if you're trying to do it badly.

>> No.13925028

Wtf is even that?

>> No.13925083

little green ghouls, buddy

>> No.13925213

I'll eat my own asshole first before I try any of their cooking

>> No.13925243

I think I remember it from an episode of good eats as a trick to dry the skin quick so it roasts crispy.

>> No.13925249

I was gonna say I swear that's from RE7.

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"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, he's not eatin' it Jack"

>> No.13925398

I saw Jack Scalfani at a cooking competition in LA a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh look at that, beautiful isn't it?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "beautiful, just perfect" and closing his nuwave oven shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my eating, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to vote for the winner up front I saw him trying to cook buffalo steaks like fifteen seconds in his nuwave oven without heat.

The judge at the kitchen was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to properly cook those first." At first he kept pretending to be retarded and claimed it was perfect, but eventually turned back around and microwaved them for a while.

When she took one of the buffalo steaks and started tasting it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to add some cayanne "to prevent any natural taste," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's legal. After she tasted each steak and put them in the trash and started to lay down the judgment, he kept interrupting her by repeating "beautiful" really loudly.

>> No.13925460

>She managed to make decent looking fries
Has she been messing with us all along?

>> No.13925511

You have a very loose definition of edible

>> No.13925654

pretty sure she makes fries for herself every meal

>> No.13925719

Id much rather eat kays bolognese than anything done by the mayo major

>> No.13925729

Kay. Most of her ""food"" is just incredibly bland and overcooked. At least there isnt the risk of food poisoning from Jack's love for raw meat

>> No.13925742

as much as I like to make fun of jack and simplysara and shit, I can't bring myself to insult Kay. I really feel she's trying her best.

>> No.13925748

cursed image

>> No.13925805

There's a sincerity to Kay that Jack doesn't have.

>> No.13925863

kay's not the type of person who would say she was worried about people cheating at a church chili cook off.

i think she's also not the type of person that would knowingly feed someone ancient, freezer-burned meat. she'd be like "oh lookit that its all ole' lets go to theh market"

>> No.13925882

Kay seems to be -learning-. Slowly but surely.

Jack... Has learned NOTHING.

>> No.13925951

Kay thinks the Palestinians AND the Israelis should be napalmed. Bless her.

>> No.13925959

How long does it take for the surface moisture to evaporate in the oven? I'm willing to bet no longer than the 10-15 minutes he spent blow drying it

>> No.13925961

based Kay

>> No.13925964

For all her many awful flaws, Kay is actually willing to listen to constructive criticism.
Jack is not.

>> No.13925966

why would he listen to anyone? he's a professional chef and you're just some retard. of course.

>"oh, my arm doesn't work"
>"I must just be really tired because my arm doesn't work"

thank god he reproduced several times, for the betterment of us all.

>> No.13925977

I'm not sure, he does seem to eat at least a little healthier now, granted it took him until his third stroke where lost people would learn their lesson after the first, and he doesn't appear to have lost any weight.

>> No.13925986

Kay's. It may be horrible but at least it won't give me salmonella or is drowned in mayo.

>> No.13925990

he probably eats like 30 less calories a day now, and he would've burned those 30 calories by using an arm

>> No.13925996

Your opinion is not in the recipe

>> No.13926147

Am I too much of a newfag to understand this absolutely insane wall of text?

>> No.13926299

It's a copypasta edited with jack stuff.

>> No.13926460

Who's got that Finnish dudes YouTube channel where he throws everything into a large pot inc. fish sticks, potatoes, sausages, beer ect.?

Lost his channel a couple of years ago

>> No.13926474

its an edit of the "I saw flying lotus in a grocery store" copypasta.

>> No.13926528

>Not posting the true memelord of shitty cooking


>> No.13926545

That sounds like Pasi.

>> No.13926548

im upset

>> No.13926550

im upset

>> No.13926561

>wife made soup

>> No.13926606

What an absolute prince. Maso walked so that Kay could run.

>> No.13926627

What the fuck is that, car oil?

>> No.13926705

was this dinotendies' teacher?

>> No.13926733

Could have just said you wanted a ja/ck/ thread

>> No.13926739

they're frozen fries

>> No.13926761

Dear Lord what is wrong with these humans

>> No.13926762

I like the one where he defrosted a steak or something on the rim of his toilet bowl.

>> No.13926782

pasi viheraho

>> No.13926914

I bet it tastes delicious though.

>> No.13926983

Thanks fellow internet creeps

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>> No.13927010

Jesus fucking christ. Someone make webms out of this.
I would myself but im retarded.

>> No.13927017

I wish someone saved that video of that flip woman making spaghetti carbonara and it just ends up as cheesy hot dog soup with the noodles and the husband dies inside after trying it

>> No.13927224

This thread made me sick to my stomach. Thanks

>> No.13927231

I'm trying to imagine how this happened and I'm coming up with nothing.

>> No.13927251

You really need to hear masao's insightful commentary for full enjoyment.

>> No.13927410

>tries to make lava cake

>> No.13927648

Yeah he eats healthier alright. He gets two bacon double cheeseburgers instead of 3. He looks fatter than ever

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Dude is still at it

>> No.13927712

wife stupid and bad

>> No.13927739

>I wanna renovate this place
Oh lawd.

>> No.13927754

Grow up.

>> No.13927761

> not posting the granma of cooking shit

>> No.13927788

>Sitting on the floor and using your oven door as a table
Incredibly based

>> No.13927794

Oh jesus. This fucking nightmare. A darkside meme all its very own.

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>> No.13927834

I will never not be confused by people who can't estimate the effect of gravity.

>> No.13927837

So here's the thing. These people exist. Somewhere out in the world, these people are free to commit their hate crimes against food in the privacy of their own homes. I know they absolutely can do it, but...why? How can this be enjoyable if you've had properly good food.

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>> No.13927851

> the meme writes itself

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>> No.13927858

careful its a little hot

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>> No.13927864

Christ, is every American fat and fucking retarded like her, him, or fairy tale creature

>> No.13927865

Where is the full video of this ffs? Doesn't look like its on her channel at all.

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Might have taken it down. I dont follow her.

>> No.13927876

Mother of almighty god. This has to be a fucking larp.

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>> No.13927879

Shame. I really wanted to torture myself with that. Thanks anyway, bud.

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>> No.13927887

> American
0/10 failbait.

>> No.13927889

how is this kid not dead from heart failure

>> No.13927891


Sugar left on too long can catch and become this

Its the only thing I can think of

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>> No.13927902

I'm surprised he hasn't eaten his cat

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isnt she on a show with her sister about them trying to lose weight?

>> No.13927911

Do you have a sweet pasta longpost?

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>> No.13927919

Hahaha. Thanks for the belly laugh, Anon.

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no, but now i'm interested in reading it!

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Officially requesting the sweet ramen longpost. Newfags nee to see it.

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>> No.13927937

oh, you mean the one where he uses food colouring in the ramen with all this other nasty shit?

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I see it every other day and always forget to save it. I'll make sure to save it for the next one of these threads.

>> No.13927960

>Friend servers me this
>Turn 360 on jump through the window

>> No.13927973

>the tired look in his eye

do we live just to suffer?

>> No.13927997

this is beautiful

>> No.13928024

Someone's been baking... laverbread.

>> No.13928027

And people wonder why coronavirus is wiping these people out.

>> No.13928041

It looks like the remains of a really old car that crashed into a bee colony

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I dont see it

>> No.13928055

Need full video of this pls

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I think you meant the "best" of cooking, right OP?

>> No.13928077

>those replies
Do black people really put sugar in their spaghetti?

>> No.13928079

Close but not quite. Jack tried to enter a cooking competition on TV and failed miserably. I believe he started crying at one point

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Here you go.

>> No.13928086

white people do too. Just not that much. Thats disgusting.

>> No.13928089

I've never hear of that. When making the sauce sure a bit but never just springling it on the top.

>> No.13928097

This shit made me scream in laughter, thanks.

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My stepmom years ago used to make it like that. Tasted like shit imo.

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>> No.13928114

fusion cousine at it's finest

>> No.13928115

Wtf is this? Who the fuck would pay for that shit jesus

>> No.13928122

Didnt know tom cruise posted in /ck/

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the fuck
i was drinking my coffee

>> No.13928126

I can no longer take any more. Congratulations, Internet. You finally broke me.

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>> No.13928133

It's some mexican hipster shit or something.

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>> No.13928140

fucking gross dude

>> No.13928142

I'd like to be sad for her but she seems so happy always. Maybe she's just retarded.

>> No.13928146

I was here for this fucking abomination. What a day.

>> No.13928150

People who fall for this meme are retarded.
>It has vitamins and shit
Just eat some liver you disgusting fucks.

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It's the finest , fanciest dinner Mexico has to offer, don't be racist and dig in!

>> No.13928174

Masaokis always makes me want to clean my apartment like a meth fiend.

>> No.13928181

Usually it's just like half a sugar packet for a this will last a week of dinners quantity of sauce. That's just a fat ass.

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cheap confite
you lied to me, the channel would be a hundred times better if it was actually cooking with fatty stuck in mud, and he cooked everything from a waist high mudpit

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>> No.13928207

poor kid, this is sad

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nah man, I'm somewhat of a beaner myself and I've never seen or heard of these monstrosities in real life

>> No.13928235

>doesnt read the thread
fuck off

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Eat shit fag

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can you not swear? this is a christian server.

>> No.13928328

Whenever I see fat lardies like this who have cats, I always get sad because I realize the cat will outlive them and then be trapped in the house for god knows how long until the fatties corpse is found. (Remember, these fatties don't leave the house anyway so their lack of presence outside won't raise suspicion). Then I remember how fat they are so they'll provide the cat sustenance for a good while and I feel better.

>> No.13928335

What is the end result supposed to be?

>> No.13928419

rice that is moist

>> No.13928433

fried rice of some sort

>> No.13928479

Is that Charlies milk steak?

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Yes, but hey.. at least ya asked instead of bein a try hard doucher. Lurk a little more n ull be all good buddy

>> No.13928496

>Was i rushing or dragging?

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>> No.13928538

I think I created something like this back when I was 10 or something, trying to make rock candy.

>> No.13928543

Extra dark caramel?

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rock candy is made with sugar solution and a stick
I don't know how you fucked that up until it burned to shit

>> No.13928701

As disgusting as the "party cheese salad" is, seeing Jack himself is even more disgusting. What a fat fucking pig.

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>party cheese salad
calm down podesta

>> No.13928734

What's with the potatoes?

>> No.13928742

I have never seen a non fat person wear an iron maiden tshirt.

>> No.13928745

I don't really understand what the fuck this is.

>> No.13928748

Jack doesn't even look like normal disgusting fat. He's like a human meatball.

>> No.13928756

That's literally what it's called.

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you know what is with the retards
don't come here with your codewords like cheese pizza and hotdog and walnut sauce john

>> No.13928791

I'm an American.
But do Americans really?

>> No.13928883

How many generations of inbreeding resulted into this?

>> No.13928919

Who eats raw zucchini???

>> No.13928933

whats wrong with the oil?

>> No.13928940

Not him but actually tastes really fucking based if you eat raw with a garlic and olive oil dressing. For real.

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it's cucumber but raw courgette is decent enough in small portions

>> No.13929011

are those rice not cooked?
I mean not stream
almost like he just toast it dried

>> No.13929276

t. stupid and bad wife

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>> No.13929328

send help

>> No.13929413

@devilintraining_ my eyes....

>> No.13930110

what is that?

>> No.13930119

this reminds me of that pre-stroke photo

>> No.13930261

women who eat hot chip & lie

>> No.13930280

what the fuck is that
I'm colorblind but it looks like peas 'n' jizz... on toast

>> No.13930288

it's definitely sugar. that stuff has a lot of energy and can even melt through a glass cooktop if you heat it up enough. just add nitrates and you have solid rocket fuel.

>> No.13930318

this is like that stupid pizza video where the kids just keep adding shit like ice cream

>> No.13930321

this gave me anxiety and angered me simultaneously

>> No.13930326

maybe something like rice a roni I wonder if they add water and simmer after toasting the rice with egg

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does anybody have the chicken in watermelon webm?

>> No.13930621

>gravy in the spray bottle
>watermark on the cake
gets me every time

>> No.13930647

This vis is so old I forgot the approximate year I first saw it. JESUS CHRIST, I can't remember if this is the vid he sets his place on fire and bugs out running, every so often you get a shot of 5ft high unwashed dishes and glasses in his sink, and a bunch more piled up on his floor.

>> No.13930656

People put sugar in everything.
>Go eat some savory dishes at some elses place
>it tastes sweet
>"Oh we put syrup in ours"
I'm not even trying to be contrarian, I like sweet things but stop making EVERYTHING sweet.

>> No.13930687

you have her posts with the cum cookies? or was it menstrual blood or something about baking bread with her own vaginal yeast?

>> No.13930708

How do you accidentally create The first flame?

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>> No.13930780

Kay is not that much worse of a cook than my mum. I think my mum was just as bad as Kay when I was very young but she got better.

>> No.13930801

It's mixed with charcoal from whatever she cooked previously.
Somehow she's still alive after all these years. I think she became some fat acceptance nutter and almost died.

>> No.13930828


when he sees your lidl espresso machine

>> No.13930877

This is what happens when you rely on your parents and grandparents to teach you in favour of teaching yourself with cookbooks

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I met two different black people who put ranch on their spaghetti, and I mean just dumped a bunch over the top similar to the sugar, so this doesn't surprise me.

But I've never once seen or heard of anyone having ranch with their spaghetti since then so maybe its uncommon

>> No.13930907

you're forgetting
>one entire can of pineapple, grape and jelly each
>using a fireplace shovel to serve food
>crucible tongs

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>not posting the rest of the set

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I need answers about this guy in the back

>> No.13930958

Every time I see this I find something new.

>> No.13930961

...is that fish food flakes?

>> No.13931144

Black people be like "muh seasonings"

>> No.13931287

based on the ryan gosling copypasta

>> No.13931297

What the fuck happened here though?

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>> No.13931390

60s jello "recipes"

>> No.13931399

Explain the blue turkey then. Looks to me like a fucking horror show of a 'buffet' someone's deliberately done but I can't really understand if serious or not.

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>> No.13931540

Don't insult welsh cuisine like that. Laverbread is well lush

>> No.13931541

There's just something about these two images that gives them an uncanny valley effect

Even when full sized and looking right at them, they almost feel computer generated.

>> No.13931545

Add me to this list because I just somehow fucked up making oatmeal and ended up with oat soup.

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>> No.13931679

just heat it more. liquid will evaporate and it will thicken

>> No.13931717


Links below for anyone morbidly curious about these gems:


>> No.13931877

Italians larpers prepare to REEEEE:


>> No.13931878

Corn dogs

>> No.13932211

Oh no. I had already forgotten this abomination.

>> No.13932339

oof, i bet that metal plate was hot too

>> No.13932351

looks like they're ready to have their last meals

>> No.13932382

that's probably very nutritious though...

>> No.13932397

Yeah, that's some grade A retardation.

>> No.13932430

i'm not colorblind and that's exactly what it looks like

>> No.13932463

What was his plan in the first place?
>Yeah, Imma fucking WWE slam that mofo back in there!

>> No.13932552

Something I've always wondered about this photoshoot is if everyone actually ate the food afterwards.

>> No.13932553


Bottom left is Chinese. I remember the story.

>> No.13932778

Weren't they all on their way to their executions? That's what their faces seem to be saying, anyway.

>> No.13932822

Placenta is formed from foetal tissue, so it would be more correct to say it is his child's placenta.

>> No.13932858

is this technically cannibalism

>> No.13932869

i did this once and was so bummed out i couldn't cook for like two weeks

>> No.13933023
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This guy remains unmatched

>> No.13933161
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what the fuck

>> No.13933192
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>those spray bottles...

>> No.13933217

Is that actually supposed to be a pizza or is it a shitpost in pizza form?

>> No.13933232

I still don't know what any of those ingredients are. Someone tell me.

>> No.13933243

>American 'food'

>> No.13933248
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we love pizza brasileira

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>> No.13933264

>all that trash he throws in there
Lmao. I also love smug he looks.

>> No.13933294

>2 tsp of water and ketchup mix
>3 pounds of brown rice
>extremely generous double-coating of mayonaise
>sprinkle of canned corn to finish it off
This must be the legendary brazilian pizza

>> No.13933308

That whole video is "you mad bro." He knows what he's doing.

>> No.13933315

what the fuck am I doing with my life

>> No.13933338

i think that was tuna

>> No.13933355

That’s in Brazil

>> No.13933388

You may not like it, but this is what peak YouTube content looks like

>> No.13933547

Oh hell yeah. Masaokis is still my favorite content on youtube. There's just something magical about his insanity.

>> No.13933637

Just looks like a gigaton of fucking cheese on top of ketchup packet's worth of tomato sauce

>> No.13933638
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their chips, you dumb fucking american

>> No.13933642

You can't convince me that he isn't pretending. There is or was a clip of him attempting to cook a steak by holding a lighter under it while the steak was placed on the brim of a toilet.

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>> No.13933678

He is. He's actually a fairly well to do lawyer who did that shit in some property he owned.

>> No.13933685

we call them freedom fries in the first world

>> No.13933688


mmm cummy peas on toast

>> No.13933703

he's extremely autistic, same with his sister. watch the video with them in the dog. it's like watching aliens try to play with an animal and not really understanding what they're supposed to do.

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Any more? This ends on a cliffhanger.

>> No.13934003

It would seem so.

lurk moar FAGGOT

>> No.13934017

THING IS Kay may be an actual fucking culinary genius and we wouldnt know it. Jack on the other hand is likely to 30% kill you and or himself.

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>> No.13934031

No. It was Hick Shark Tank.

>> No.13934041

She's just Northen

>> No.13934056
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>Great big donkey dicks

>> No.13934087

well thats fucking interesting

>> No.13934113

You dont know shit about me Im a freak

Aint tryna hear shit that you say to me

>> No.13934115

I had to hide your autism because it makes the thread look all fucky

>> No.13934123

How is it not? It's 100% human tissue.

>> No.13934147

I would really like to know the story behind this. I feel like it was a "make the weirdest dishes you can" potluck.

>> No.13934178

it was. done by a photographer/artist type

look up 'male chef'

>> No.13934193


What is it with Mexico/South America and eating incredibly unhealthy foods? They're obsessed with the absolute worst of American cuisine. Is it sabotage?

>> No.13934210

god dammit

>> No.13934217
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>honey soaked bees

>> No.13934314

I would eat the fuck outta that.

>> No.13934362

meatlovers deepdish

>> No.13934408

hack modern art at its most boring

>> No.13934657

It looked like it was going to turn out edible.

>> No.13934696
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what's brazil's obsession for putting corn on everything?

>> No.13934704
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corn and mayo

>> No.13934720

imagine being retarded.. now that is all you need to know about brazil. they can't even handle football

>> No.13934728

How about killing myself? Sadly probably jacks.

>> No.13934791

It looks like the food in my dreams

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>> No.13934967

Just to put the cherry ontop: he didn't wash his hands.

>> No.13935338

Seems like a good dude.

Hopefully he works on his health issue.

>> No.13935413

You're the butt of the joke here buddy. Sort yourself out.

>> No.13935522

No. Charlie took milk steak boiled over hard with jelly beans on the side not on top if I remember correctly

>> No.13935571

This thread is worse than any real gore thread. I don't even dare to click on most of the webms.

>> No.13935585

Pasi Viheraho is a treasure trove

>> No.13936879

>Thanksgiving 1992
>steve jobs book

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