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13922648 No.13922648 [Reply] [Original]

time for a good old webm thread ceekay

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how does he get out?

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>> No.13922711

Pls post the webm of all the weird shit chinks eat

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>> No.13922732

>fuckin soyboy fag
>pompous hipster webms of fag food
fuck you

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>> No.13922743

>this retard doesnt get it

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>> No.13922750

why does this make me so angry

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jack is cool, and hip too

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>> No.13922860

1 egg
30 minute fake egg that does not taste like egg

>> No.13922904

Does anyone have the one of the Asian chicken video? It was posted early this week but I didn't save it.

>> No.13922912

does this kill them? they look too young for slaughter.

>> No.13922924

this does not kill the chicken

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>> No.13922941

Woah dude any top down instruction vids for epic eats?!

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>> No.13922947

>Tfw no retarded gf

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>> No.13922957

Is that really him? That could be the least undercooked thing I have ever seen.

>> No.13922965

I miss when Jack could use both of his arms. He was a lot more cocky while being retarded.

>> No.13922972

Why is this being made on top of a bath towel?

>> No.13922992

>look it up
>it's real
holy shit, I remember when he was just another autistic shitposter here. Good for him.

>> No.13922998
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he got penis removal surgery when she dumped him

>> No.13923005

can't say I blame him, no other pussy will compare after her

>> No.13923024


All the eggs must be consumed to be released.

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>> No.13923040

I needs it brotendos

>> No.13923045

Who the fuck has time to go to all that effort to create a goddamn egg? Do all these people live in their parents' basements?

>> No.13923054

Has he just given up on trying to use his arm?

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>> No.13923067

>time for a good old webm thread ceekay
Why is shredded cheese and ladles of gravy dispensed on top of a bedroom blanket?

>> No.13923079

Are those wings going in the pasta sauce?

>> No.13923082

He never did try. He regularly prays for God to restore his arm, and waits for the day he is healed.

>> No.13923096

God those post-stroke videos are the worst. I'm glad my mom regained the use of her arm after her stroke.

>> No.13923105

They're eggs so they're one of the few foods you want to undercook.

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>> No.13923990

>haha I was only pretending to be retarded

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>> No.13924044

holy fuck i'm laughing so hard

>> No.13924071

>how does he get out
through the eggsit

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>> No.13924081

It pushes them onto a conveyor belt, off to the right.

>> No.13924092

fucking kek

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The same 8 jack webms, now just gotta wait for the 3 mexican chip webms then we can have the standard webm thread

or we can post new content

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Eggs explode? Wtf?

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>> No.13924162


I love how he leaves the sticker on the apple too

>> No.13924163

Oh lawd that egg

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>> No.13924250

sometimes I consider not making a regular egg because of the effort involved, couldn't imagine how I'd feel if I saw someone making that

>> No.13924372

I fucking need this right now. God damn.

>> No.13924418

What's the value on the one untrimmed piece he cut?

>> No.13924433

I could feel my sperm count dropping as the video went on.

>> No.13924515

Jesus. It just never ends. Looks like it'd taste like shit, too.

>> No.13924519

>max fill

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>> No.13924574
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like watching someone taking a long sump upside down

>> No.13924593

Gross-looking during cooking but actually looks like could be quite tasty.

>> No.13924604

get any toe nails in there?

>> No.13924615

can I get this but like 3 sandwiches instead of one

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>> No.13924636

what the fuck is the point?

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to make you angry

>> No.13924655

To keep the channel's volume of new content high so that it is favored by YouTube's algorithm.

>> No.13924667

these fucks are single handendly fucking up the pacific, its not enough that you fuck up the ocean. two bombs were not enough, this goes to china as well.

>> No.13924675

Seriously. wtf is this? looks fucking gross.

>> No.13924698

is this like the meat version of pop rocks? where do I find meat like this?

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>> No.13924880

this one still blows my mind. what fucking video is that? how did he create a non-newtonian chicken batter?

>> No.13924883

Fucking kino.

>> No.13924913

Pretty sure that's worms.

>> No.13924919

Literally the only good thing about growing up in a shitty, small Indiana town. That thing is only like $11.99

>> No.13924923

nom nom nom

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>> No.13924933 [DELETED] 

So much for all the shrieking about "authentic Mexican!" food. Looks like utter shit wrapped round semolina developing later. Fuck no.

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how do worms taste?

>> No.13924947

I've had mopani worms before and it tasted a bit like.. gamey chicken maybe.

>> No.13924952

So much for all the shrieking about "authentic Mexican!" food. Looks like utter shit wrapped round a later case of salmonella or something. Fuck no.

>> No.13924963

is this guy retarded or is it just me, why not cook the garlic and onions in oil first rather then dumping them in raw?

>> No.13924977

I don't know why they say it's japanese lasagna, it's timpano.

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>> No.13925015

he's the jack scalfani of video games, they are basically blood brothers, it's no surprise his incompetence carries over to cooking as well

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oh god, that's darksydephil aka the king of retro aka the king of /v/

>> No.13925765

they eggsplode

>> No.13925766
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>he still doesnt get it

>> No.13925776

wait is he using a fibrox? fuck, now i have to discard mine

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theres like 4 or five pieces of trim anon. you can probably pay him in used womens underwear

>> No.13925787
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>boiled egg

>> No.13925795

money can't buy you class

>> No.13925810

Gonna be fucking cold in the middle, yummy

>> No.13925812

Interesting, thanks. Genuinely never heard of it.

>> No.13925838

I've never deep fried food, what is he doing wrong here?

>> No.13925843

Metal as fuck

>> No.13925848

The sauce isn't even simmering what the fuck?

>> No.13925871

>Walmart pastrys
>2 types of bread
>Fruit that must be the most recent thing there
>The worst looking omelette in the world
>So little cheese and cold cuts they are hard to spot
>Pancakes that look frozen, hashbrowns, eggs
>Sausage and bacon

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>> No.13925884

>Mustard powder
>Ok it's done
>Nope, going to keep trying until I burn it
>That fucking patty
If these videos were just a couple minutes longer people could spot all the stupid shit

>> No.13925900

how the fuck are you supposed to eat that stupid little spaghetti roll without looking like a jackass

>> No.13925916

not gonna lie, i'd annihilate one of those after a night out

>> No.13926000

Cute af

>> No.13926030
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>or we can post new content
You first, dumdum.

>> No.13926038

Imagine the shits

>> No.13926049
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General Tzo's chicken. And if you know it's called a non-Newtonian liquid you probably also know you can make it with cornstarch.
But you just wanted to use the Big Word so we'd all be impressed, didn't you?

>> No.13926056

yaaaaaas my favorite hecking peperoncino!

>> No.13926144

by being a pussy he's actually making things worse because he's splashing oil all over himself when it's safer to drop food closer to the surface with no splash.

>> No.13926227

you forgot the cream

>> No.13926319

With a fork.

>> No.13926328

>Shitty sliced white bread

>> No.13926337

God bless Marks & Spencer

>> No.13926618

It says it in the filename you sperg

>> No.13926790

>he doesn't even tilt the pan enough to not rub the bottom on the cake.

>> No.13926818

this is some goddamn clockwork orange shit right here

>> No.13926838

No. No. This has to be some kind of performance art.

>> No.13926980
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>or we can post new content
>posts spaetzle webm
never post here again.

>> No.13927000

You just know this has to be a fucking jap. Poor fucking dog.

>> No.13927006

0/10 bait

>> No.13927008

Not really working, are they?

>> No.13927041

I want whatever that guy in the back is having.

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>> No.13927091

If there's anything good to come out of covid is that this kind of behavior is hopefully rooted out either through shame or natural selection

>> No.13927123

I don't think the claws are the issue

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>> No.13927136

it's like ASMR but instead of being soothing and satisfying, it's cringey and frustrating.

>> No.13927145
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> they're one of the few foods you want to undercook.

not for /jack/

>> No.13927213

Well, what is then?

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That webm predates the virus.
It's just how Chinese tourists behave, sadly.

>> No.13927254

ohh this is good
never saw this shit before

>> No.13927274

>5 different sauces
>sauce to meat ratio 1:1
fucking hell

>> No.13927275

>no black pepper
I hate it

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It seems rather undercooked for pulled pork.

>> No.13927290

what's the story?

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>> No.13927323

what the fuck

>> No.13927326

What story?
The man obviously had a stroke because he's a fat retarded idiot.

>> No.13927327

the story is stroke

>> No.13927341

its not worms you retard, muscles move you know, thats their fucking job.
peak american education right there

>> No.13927343

Pardon me. I accidentally posted the video about the old stroke, not the new one.
How fucking depressing is it that this was even possible?

>> No.13927364

ah, fuck

>> No.13927381

Yeah, it kinda stopped being funny after that last stroke.
I think he lost a lot of views too because people just think he's depressing now.

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>> No.13927455

Oh, ok. Thanks. Bong so not seen something like this before. Looked crap anyway.

>> No.13927468

>that retarded homosexual face at the end
Extremely punchable

>> No.13927478

Fucking gooks. Every time.

>> No.13927489

Actually lovely.

>> No.13927498

I literally have no fucking idea what was just made here. I have not one clue. Nothing. Zero. Zip. Fucking nada.

>> No.13927506

Check 'em. The little insect gooks at their most typical.

>> No.13927569

lol does anyone know this site?

Jack makes repeated reference to the fact that as a man he considers things like cooking and cleaning “Women’s work”; as a man, it is surprising that he deigns to cook at all and he even refers to the kitchen as “my wife’s”. Jack makes it clear that he considers long hair on men to be abnormal and not masculine, repeats tired and hateful cliche’s about women ad nauseum, and in addition to his history of domestic violence feels threatened and angry when woman don’t make him the centre of attention. Jack’s deep commitment to gender roles despite the fact that he has been an unemployed stay-at-home dad whose tepid showbiz aspirations in California and Nashville supported by his wife’s full-time job for over a decade.

>> No.13927576

Are you literate?

>> No.13927665
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they are not even bugs. completely alien beings to this planet.

>> No.13927678

>he considers long hair on men to be abnormal and not masculine
jesus wept (from hurt feelings)

>> No.13927684
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yes, but i am very very gay i dont know if that is where the problem lies

>> No.13927697

>Pickles on a hotdog
>Tomato slices
Fuck off

>> No.13927748

Is this that DSP sauce making video?

>> No.13927757

holy shit, the oil is actually hot, good for him

>> No.13927762

Wow, what an innovative and fascinating way to make something that literally no one would eat.

>> No.13927765

Was he trying to make eggs benedict without having to poach the egg?
I'm pretty sure this video shows why he doesn't use hot oil.

>> No.13927768

>doesn't know about 'go 'ogs

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>> No.13927786

You gain (B)(B)(B) for every view?

>> No.13927929
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>> No.13927957

Yeah, i'd rather not have to drink the fucking burger. Jesus Christ.

>> No.13927980
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>not pizza pie

>> No.13928179

What scum. I'd tackle that bitch, motorboard those tits, then beat the shit out of her mother and brother while I made her suck on my dick.

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>> No.13928204

do you think jack is a good person?

>> No.13928249

can someone post the guy making the 2 sandwiches pls? He adds mashed up cheese and fries to it at the end.

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it doesnt matter.

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>> No.13928367

>raw onions and garlic into a cold sauce
>scraping with the blade side of the knife
>burnt meatballs

Jack is 100% a 4chan shitposter and this was made to trigger, and you can't convince me otherwise.

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>> No.13928371

Another cruel cunt larping as a fucking gook. Come home, white man.

>> No.13928376

For real. Who eats fucking EGGS from street vendors? You might as well just lick the fucking pavement for your salmonella intake. Christ.

>> No.13928379

Man I miss buffets. It's probably gonna be like a year and a half before they're safe to re-open.

>> No.13928391

Honestly that's not a bad soft-boiled egg. I dread to imagine what his hollandaise looks like, though.

>> No.13928395

Was that the Thing?

>> No.13928464

lmao I'm crying

>> No.13928499

so epic xD

>> No.13928534

What the fuck is this fried cum?

>> No.13928536

>post-stoke Jack

I can't watch it, I feel bad for the guy

>> No.13928542

She must be one of the few whose deepthroat feels like throwing a hotdog in a hallway

>> No.13928550


faggot food

>> No.13928579

is this how you activate almonds?

>> No.13928609

that ain't jack bro

>> No.13928685

Swap the breast with thighs and this is the perfect meal.

>> No.13928714

no one, it's created just for the video alone.

>> No.13928786

i DID NOT need to fucking see this.

>> No.13928795

probably water/steam pocket forming between the egg and the oil

>> No.13928798

>"cold sauce"
>it's steaming
time to get some glasses my dude

>> No.13928835

this is so me

>> No.13928875

>those gleeful sniffs between the bites


>> No.13928928

its just salt on very fresh meat

>> No.13929003

My favorite part is how his first video post-stroke was one where he made "healthy" keto bacon muffins with one arm. Truly demented.


>> No.13929123

That is either the leanest cut of pork butt or very under cooked. Yikes.

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>> No.13929230

>am i funny yet, mom?

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tragic waste of food

>> No.13929310

I don't see no dates in that video

>> No.13929329

Reddit "humor."

>> No.13929380

you have no right giving me a boner like this

>> No.13929418

It just cosplays eggs

>> No.13929466

Yo...you think she lurks here?

>> No.13929469

It's fine. The amount of fish caught in the world every day is like a spec of sand on a spec of sand on a spec of bacteria on the world's largest beach. It'll be fine.

>> No.13929492

>namek salt
Dis nigga trynna get us to use dbz salt

>> No.13929539

It's just the sarcolemma (actin and tropanin) spazing out with whatever electrical activity is in there. Meaning that this is ultra fresh meat.

>> No.13929543

What are you doing in this thread then

>> No.13929553

Hell yes this here is real tacos.

>> No.13929556

yes but not every fish has populations that can sustain that, humans have already hunted like 10 animals to extinction or more in history.

>> No.13929558

Like earworms

>> No.13929595

if you microwave an egg that isn't broken it will fucking explode like an actual grenade.

>> No.13929602

You sure about that? He was pretty pissed about being called a "jew faggot"

>> No.13929618

>two guys working either end of the same hot dog

>> No.13929629

pretty sure it's worms

>> No.13929640

I can relate to this so hard, every older male relative of mine is living like this or already dead.

This dude's not even eating on a plate, he's just moved the fucking hot pan he just used to his table. This video is just missing shots of a greasy handkerchief, the clock radio he's had for twenty years, and the fridge that barely works (and leaks brown liquid onto the floor once a week.)

Most of his friends have died to lung cancer, tuberculosis, diabetes, or misadventure (falling down the stairs, a scratch that got badly infected, etc.) He's just glad he's still got functioning hands, a working brain, and a few pairs of underwear that aren't threadbare.

>> No.13929652

Why is the cheese not melted?

>> No.13929684

he's throwing the food into the oil, rather than placing it. It's a huge hazard he's creating. See
for another example of him being retarded with oil. Instead of attempting to minimize splash, the idiot just flops it in there.

>> No.13929697

Bless your mother, Anon.

>> No.13929719

no it fucking isnt
salt stimulates the nerves in the muscles, which will still be functional if its fresh enough

>> No.13929725

He can't even seal a jar.

>> No.13929727

>the fade out
my fucking sides

>> No.13929736

Going to need some squinty mushroom people to confirm this.

>> No.13929745

euro faggot detected.

>> No.13929803

I think it's a marinara.

>> No.13929830

$30 for a complimentary hotel breakfast

>> No.13929851

again another webm thread ruined by jack posters.

>> No.13929854

That is very le funny. Have a gold

>> No.13929860

No way she's not bulimic.

>> No.13929861

search for "sandwich de milanesa" or "snietchzels" something like that but in a big sandwich bread.

>> No.13929878

do americans really?

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>> No.13929914

After the coconut crab starts squeezing the crawfish the others start backing up. As if they can here it screaming

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>> No.13929992

what a waste of food just to be le funny man

>> No.13930001

>Oh, cool, baked chicken
>Okay, i guess they're shredding it for a sandwich or something
>that's a massive quesadilla
>i guess that would go well with the quesadilla...
>egg wash? Go fuck yourself they're not frying this monstrosity right?
>please tell me they're not making this a pizza
Maybe free will was a mistake

>> No.13930024

Looked good right up until they deep fried it

>> No.13930037

I fucking hate these "people".

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>> No.13930058

>rubbery ass egg drenched in sauce

Nah, I'm good.

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>> No.13930082

This is b8

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>> No.13930104

Saved and thanks.

>> No.13930117

Was expecting someone vomiting on top of it

>> No.13930138

My throat is ready desu.

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it still amazes me how the cream doesn't get burn or gets dry

>> No.13930180

and i shit you not, he turned himself into a pickle. funniest shit i've ever seen

>> No.13930184

That's not how it works virgin

>> No.13930191

Hey fisting anime taught me this

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it sucks there aren't enough webms of her

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>> No.13930226

Why is this guy such a fucking gaylord?

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>> No.13930259


for the big time likes n babez n memez my man

>> No.13930298
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>teflon pan
>metal utensil

>> No.13930307

Doesn't look like it's touching the bottom so no harm no foul.

>> No.13930315

Not in this particular clip perhaps, but we all know that it happens.

>> No.13930407

she's like 4'11'' gives how short her arms are

>> No.13930410

God damn it who the fuck would eat that shit

>> No.13930449
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>Soy Milk
>Popcorn kernals
>Smoked Sausage
>2 Eggs
>Powdered Chocolate
>Graham Crackers
A classic

>> No.13930472

Bake 1 hour
Chill 1 hour

This shit would take 5 hours to make. Not practical.

>> No.13930490

2 nukes weren't enough...

>> No.13930525


These idiots seem to think all they need to do to make "vegan [real food]" is to get the colour right. Ever since I saw that dumb bitch try to make a "vegan bacon cheeseburger" years ago. Her "bacon" was dried onion that she'd made purple by some fucked up herb thing.

>> No.13930574

Splish splash I was deep frying some shit...

>> No.13930581

she DO be shittin tho

>> No.13930582

imaging someone inverting your head in an instant like that to kill you.

>> No.13930591

You're supposed to be blown away at the creativity and imagination. It's okay that you're not. It means you're not a fucking idiot.

>> No.13930614


What was it called, that seems very nice

>> No.13930699

>Those noses

>> No.13930701

Ok that tiny bun actually made me laugh.

>> No.13930710
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I don't know, man. I think they look more like Dagos than Jews.

>> No.13930728

Rolls for those who only like the egg in eggrolls

>> No.13930733

Why can't I buy this right now

>> No.13930760
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>crack egg into the unheated oiled pan
>crank the heat to the max
>grab your phone
>have the fear of God instilled into you by flying oil when the yolk ruptures

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>> No.13930777

wtf is he even eating

>> No.13930815
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He's eating an uncased tube of spiced ground meat. Americans call it sausage, but as far as I can tell that just means ground meat over there.

>> No.13930871

was it not already dead? it wasn't moving around very much. then again it might have just been exhausted

>> No.13930901
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Next week, either on friday or saturday depending on the draw our 4CC team will be back in action for the spring babby cup.

If you want more of this tune in
As it seems all our player models and maybe a few new ones will be back aswell

>> No.13930977

>round a later case of salmonella or something.
couldn't think of an actual criticism, could you?

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>> No.13931690

its a chinese movie

>> No.13931724

god fucking damnit, this made me angry

>> No.13931773

its in his financial interests to continue his online popularity

>> No.13931787

it looks like chorizo a spanish spiced sausage which is more finely ground, sausage is ground meat (normally pork) stuffed into a casing natural (animal intestines) or artificial (made from collagen made from hide and hooves like gelatin)

>> No.13932380

>having pancakes with your oil

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