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time for a good old webm thread ceekay

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>>13922648

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>>13922648
Egg.

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>>13922650

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>>13922653
how does he get out?

>> No.13922676
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>> No.13922711

Pls post the webm of all the weird shit chinks eat

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>>13922697

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>>13922715
nice

>> No.13922732

>fuckin soyboy fag
>pompous hipster webms of fag food
fuck you

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>> No.13922743

>>13922732
>this retard doesnt get it
haha!

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>> No.13922750

>>13922726
why does this make me so angry

>> No.13922765
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>>13922750
jack is cool, and hip too

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>> No.13922860

>>13922661
1 egg
or
30 minute fake egg that does not taste like egg

>> No.13922904

Does anyone have the one of the Asian chicken video? It was posted early this week but I didn't save it.

>> No.13922912

>>13922768
does this kill them? they look too young for slaughter.

>> No.13922924

>>13922912
>>>13922912
this does not kill the chicken

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>> No.13922941

Woah dude any top down instruction vids for epic eats?!

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>> No.13922947

>>13922936
>Tfw no retarded gf

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>>13922947

>> No.13922957

>>13922738
Is that really him? That could be the least undercooked thing I have ever seen.

>> No.13922965

>>13922669
I miss when Jack could use both of his arms. He was a lot more cocky while being retarded.

>> No.13922972

>>13922648
Why is this being made on top of a bath towel?

>> No.13922992

>>13922956
>look it up
>it's real
holy shit, I remember when he was just another autistic shitposter here. Good for him.

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>>13922992
he got penis removal surgery when she dumped him

>> No.13923005

>>13922998
can't say I blame him, no other pussy will compare after her

>> No.13923024

>>13922669

All the eggs must be consumed to be released.

>> No.13923038

>>13922946
sauce?

>> No.13923040

>>13922946
I needs it brotendos

>> No.13923045

>>13922661
Who the fuck has time to go to all that effort to create a goddamn egg? Do all these people live in their parents' basements?

>> No.13923054

>>13922676
Has he just given up on trying to use his arm?

>> No.13923056

>>13922936
cute

>> No.13923063
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>> No.13923067

>>13922648
>time for a good old webm thread ceekay
Why is shredded cheese and ladles of gravy dispensed on top of a bedroom blanket?

>> No.13923079

>>13922839
Are those wings going in the pasta sauce?

>> No.13923082

>>13923054
He never did try. He regularly prays for God to restore his arm, and waits for the day he is healed.

>> No.13923096

>>13922676
God those post-stroke videos are the worst. I'm glad my mom regained the use of her arm after her stroke.

>> No.13923105

>>13922957
They're eggs so they're one of the few foods you want to undercook.

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>> No.13923990

>>13922743
>haha I was only pretending to be retarded
>>>/r/eddit

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>> No.13924044

>>13924016
holy fuck i'm laughing so hard

>> No.13924071

>>13922669
>how does he get out
through the eggsit

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>>13924044

>> No.13924081

>>13922912
It pushes them onto a conveyor belt, off to the right.

>> No.13924092

>>13924073
fucking kek

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The same 8 jack webms, now just gotta wait for the 3 mexican chip webms then we can have the standard webm thread

or we can post new content

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>>13924016
>>13924073
>>13924044
>>13924092
Eggs explode? Wtf?

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>> No.13924162

>>13924110

I love how he leaves the sticker on the apple too

>> No.13924163

>>13924073
Oh lawd that egg

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>> No.13924250

>>13922972
>>13923067
this
>>13922661
sometimes I consider not making a regular egg because of the effort involved, couldn't imagine how I'd feel if I saw someone making that

>> No.13924372

>>13923063
I fucking need this right now. God damn.

>> No.13924418

>>13922650
What's the value on the one untrimmed piece he cut?

>> No.13924433

>>13922661
I could feel my sperm count dropping as the video went on.

>> No.13924515

>>13924226
Jesus. It just never ends. Looks like it'd taste like shit, too.

>> No.13924519

>>13923988
>max fill

>> No.13924523

>>13922661
Awful.

>> No.13924574
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>>13922784
like watching someone taking a long sump upside down

>> No.13924593

>>13924574
Gross-looking during cooking but actually looks like could be quite tasty.

>> No.13924604

>>13922839
get any toe nails in there?

>> No.13924615

>>13923063
can I get this but like 3 sandwiches instead of one

>> No.13924634
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>> No.13924636

>>13924574
what the fuck is the point?

>> No.13924647
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>>13924636
to make you angry

>> No.13924655

>>13924636
To keep the channel's volume of new content high so that it is favored by YouTube's algorithm.

>> No.13924667

>>13922650
these fucks are single handendly fucking up the pacific, its not enough that you fuck up the ocean. two bombs were not enough, this goes to china as well.

>> No.13924675

>>13924634
Seriously. wtf is this? looks fucking gross.

>> No.13924698

>>13924647
is this like the meat version of pop rocks? where do I find meat like this?

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>> No.13924865
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>> No.13924880

>>13922695
this one still blows my mind. what fucking video is that? how did he create a non-newtonian chicken batter?

>> No.13924883

>>13922683
>>13922687
Fucking kino.

>> No.13924913

>>13924698
Pretty sure that's worms.

>> No.13924919

>>13923063
Literally the only good thing about growing up in a shitty, small Indiana town. That thing is only like $11.99

>> No.13924923

>>13924718
nom nom nom

>> No.13924931
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>> No.13924933 [DELETED] 

>>13924865
So much for all the shrieking about "authentic Mexican!" food. Looks like utter shit wrapped round semolina developing later. Fuck no.

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>>13924913
how do worms taste?

>> No.13924947

>>13924940
I've had mopani worms before and it tasted a bit like.. gamey chicken maybe.

>> No.13924952

>>13924865
So much for all the shrieking about "authentic Mexican!" food. Looks like utter shit wrapped round a later case of salmonella or something. Fuck no.

>> No.13924963

>>13922839
is this guy retarded or is it just me, why not cook the garlic and onions in oil first rather then dumping them in raw?

>> No.13924977

>>13924675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4lZcEY4nII
I don't know why they say it's japanese lasagna, it's timpano.

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>> No.13925015

>>13924963
he's the jack scalfani of video games, they are basically blood brothers, it's no surprise his incompetence carries over to cooking as well

>> No.13925062
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>>13925015
oh god, that's darksydephil aka the king of retro aka the king of /v/

>> No.13925765

>>13924131
they eggsplode

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>>13923990
>he still doesnt get it
>>>/r/etard

>> No.13925776

>>13922669
wait is he using a fibrox? fuck, now i have to discard mine

>> No.13925777
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>>13924418
theres like 4 or five pieces of trim anon. you can probably pay him in used womens underwear

>> No.13925787
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>>13924634
>boiled egg
wat

>> No.13925795

>>13922936
money can't buy you class

>> No.13925810

>>13922748
Gonna be fucking cold in the middle, yummy

>> No.13925812

>>13924977
Interesting, thanks. Genuinely never heard of it.

>> No.13925838

>>13923973
I've never deep fried food, what is he doing wrong here?

>> No.13925843

>>13922768
Metal as fuck

>> No.13925848

>>13922839
The sauce isn't even simmering what the fuck?

>> No.13925871

>>13924857
>Walmart pastrys
>2 types of bread
>Fruit that must be the most recent thing there
>Yoghurt
>Oats
>The worst looking omelette in the world
>So little cheese and cold cuts they are hard to spot
>Pancakes that look frozen, hashbrowns, eggs
>Sausage and bacon
>

>> No.13925874

>>13925838
>SPLOSH

>> No.13925884

>>13924718
>Mustard powder
>Ok it's done
>Nope, going to keep trying until I burn it
>That fucking patty
If these videos were just a couple minutes longer people could spot all the stupid shit

>> No.13925900

>>13922687
how the fuck are you supposed to eat that stupid little spaghetti roll without looking like a jackass

>> No.13925916

>>13924226
not gonna lie, i'd annihilate one of those after a night out

>> No.13926000

>>13922946
Cute af

>> No.13926030
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>>13924120
>or we can post new content
You first, dumdum.

>> No.13926038

>>13925009
Imagine the shits

>> No.13926049
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>>13924880
General Tzo's chicken. And if you know it's called a non-Newtonian liquid you probably also know you can make it with cornstarch.
But you just wanted to use the Big Word so we'd all be impressed, didn't you?

>> No.13926056

>>13922683
yaaaaaas my favorite hecking peperoncino!

>> No.13926144

>>13925838
by being a pussy he's actually making things worse because he's splashing oil all over himself when it's safer to drop food closer to the surface with no splash.

>> No.13926227

>>13922697
>>13922712
you forgot the cream

>> No.13926319

>>13925900
With a fork.

>> No.13926328

>>13922653
>Shitty sliced white bread
Yeesh

>> No.13926337

>>13922715
God bless Marks & Spencer

>> No.13926618

>>13926049
It says it in the filename you sperg

>> No.13926790

>>13925777
>he doesn't even tilt the pan enough to not rub the bottom on the cake.

>> No.13926818

>>13922715
this is some goddamn clockwork orange shit right here

>> No.13926838

>>13923988
No. No. This has to be some kind of performance art.

>> No.13926980
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>>13924120
>or we can post new content
>posts spaetzle webm
never post here again.

>> No.13927000

>>13926030
You just know this has to be a fucking jap. Poor fucking dog.

>> No.13927006

>>13926227
0/10 bait

>> No.13927008

>>13926980
Not really working, are they?

>> No.13927041

>>13922932
I want whatever that guy in the back is having.

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>>13926030

>> No.13927091

>>13926049
If there's anything good to come out of covid is that this kind of behavior is hopefully rooted out either through shame or natural selection

>> No.13927123

>>13927008
I don't think the claws are the issue

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>>13922648

>> No.13927136

>>13926838
it's like ASMR but instead of being soothing and satisfying, it's cringey and frustrating.

>> No.13927145
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>>13923105
> they're one of the few foods you want to undercook.


not for /jack/

>> No.13927213

>>13927123
Well, what is then?

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>> No.13927244
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>>13927091
That webm predates the virus.
It's just how Chinese tourists behave, sadly.

>> No.13927254

>>13922839
ohh this is good
never saw this shit before

>> No.13927274

>>13924931
>5 different sauces
>sauce to meat ratio 1:1
fucking hell

>> No.13927275

>>13924718
>no black pepper
I hate it

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>>13927213
It seems rather undercooked for pulled pork.

>> No.13927290

>>13923082
what's the story?

>> No.13927299

>>13922946
sauuuuuce

>> No.13927308

>>13924071
kek

>> No.13927323

>>13924647
what the fuck

>> No.13927326

>>13927290
What story?
The man obviously had a stroke because he's a fat retarded idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>> No.13927327

>>13927290
the story is stroke

>> No.13927341

>>13924913
its not worms you retard, muscles move you know, thats their fucking job.
peak american education right there

>> No.13927343

>>13927290
>>13927326
Pardon me. I accidentally posted the video about the old stroke, not the new one.
How fucking depressing is it that this was even possible?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGuhhGBGdY

>> No.13927364

>>13927343
>>13927326
ah, fuck

>> No.13927381

>>13927364
Yeah, it kinda stopped being funny after that last stroke.
I think he lost a lot of views too because people just think he's depressing now.

>> No.13927387
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>>13925009

>> No.13927455

>>13927280
Oh, ok. Thanks. Bong so not seen something like this before. Looked crap anyway.

>> No.13927468

>>13927222
>that retarded homosexual face at the end
Extremely punchable

>> No.13927478

>>13927222
Fucking gooks. Every time.

>> No.13927489

>>13927244
Actually lovely.

>> No.13927498

>>13927246
I literally have no fucking idea what was just made here. I have not one clue. Nothing. Zero. Zip. Fucking nada.

>> No.13927506

>>13927280
Check 'em. The little insect gooks at their most typical.

>> No.13927569

lol does anyone know this site?

https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/
Jack makes repeated reference to the fact that as a man he considers things like cooking and cleaning “Women’s work”; as a man, it is surprising that he deigns to cook at all and he even refers to the kitchen as “my wife’s”. Jack makes it clear that he considers long hair on men to be abnormal and not masculine, repeats tired and hateful cliche’s about women ad nauseum, and in addition to his history of domestic violence feels threatened and angry when woman don’t make him the centre of attention. Jack’s deep commitment to gender roles despite the fact that he has been an unemployed stay-at-home dad whose tepid showbiz aspirations in California and Nashville supported by his wife’s full-time job for over a decade.

>> No.13927576

>>13927246
Are you literate?

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>>13927280
they are not even bugs. completely alien beings to this planet.

>> No.13927678

>>13927569
>he considers long hair on men to be abnormal and not masculine
jesus wept (from hurt feelings)

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>>13927576
yes, but i am very very gay i dont know if that is where the problem lies

>> No.13927697

>>13927684
>Pickles on a hotdog
Ok...
>Tomato slices
Fuck off

>> No.13927748

>>13922839
Is this that DSP sauce making video?

>> No.13927757

>>13923973
holy shit, the oil is actually hot, good for him

>> No.13927762

>>13922661
Wow, what an innovative and fascinating way to make something that literally no one would eat.

>> No.13927765

>>13927145
Was he trying to make eggs benedict without having to poach the egg?
>>13927757
I'm pretty sure this video shows why he doesn't use hot oil.

>> No.13927768

>>13927697
>doesn't know about 'go 'ogs

>> No.13927775

>>13924647
SAUCE

>> No.13927786

>>13927246
You gain (B)(B)(B) for every view?

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>> No.13927957

>>13924931
Yeah, i'd rather not have to drink the fucking burger. Jesus Christ.

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>>13927684
>not pizza pie

>> No.13928179

>>13927980
What scum. I'd tackle that bitch, motorboard those tits, then beat the shit out of her mother and brother while I made her suck on my dick.

>> No.13928198
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>>13922839
no

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>>13922932

>> No.13928204

do you think jack is a good person?

>> No.13928249

can someone post the guy making the 2 sandwiches pls? He adds mashed up cheese and fries to it at the end.

>> No.13928255
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>> No.13928256
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>>13926030

>> No.13928273

>>13927244
>jap

>> No.13928321
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>>13928204
it doesnt matter.

>> No.13928361
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>> No.13928367

>>13922839
>raw onions and garlic into a cold sauce
>scraping with the blade side of the knife
>burnt meatballs

Jack is 100% a 4chan shitposter and this was made to trigger, and you can't convince me otherwise.

>> No.13928370
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>>13922648

>> No.13928371

>>13928255
Another cruel cunt larping as a fucking gook. Come home, white man.

>> No.13928376

>>13928321
For real. Who eats fucking EGGS from street vendors? You might as well just lick the fucking pavement for your salmonella intake. Christ.

>> No.13928379

>>13926049
Man I miss buffets. It's probably gonna be like a year and a half before they're safe to re-open.

>> No.13928391

>>13927145
Honestly that's not a bad soft-boiled egg. I dread to imagine what his hollandaise looks like, though.

>> No.13928395

>>13924073
Was that the Thing?

>> No.13928464

>>13924016
>>13924073
lmao I'm crying

>> No.13928499

>>13927684
so epic xD

>> No.13928534

>>13923063
What the fuck is this fried cum?

>> No.13928536

>>13922676
>post-stoke Jack

I can't watch it, I feel bad for the guy

>> No.13928542

>>13928361
She must be one of the few whose deepthroat feels like throwing a hotdog in a hallway

>> No.13928550

>>13922661

faggot food

>> No.13928579

>>13927929
is this how you activate almonds?

>> No.13928609

>>13928367
that ain't jack bro

>> No.13928685

>>13924226
Swap the breast with thighs and this is the perfect meal.

>> No.13928714

>>13923045
no one, it's created just for the video alone.

>> No.13928786

>>13922650
i DID NOT need to fucking see this.

>> No.13928795

>>13924131
probably water/steam pocket forming between the egg and the oil

>> No.13928798

>>13928367
>"cold sauce"
>it's steaming
time to get some glasses my dude

>> No.13928835

>>13926030
this is so me

>> No.13928875

>>13926030
>those gleeful sniffs between the bites

kino

>> No.13928928

>>13924647
>>13924698
>>13924913
its just salt on very fresh meat

>> No.13929003

>>13923082
My favorite part is how his first video post-stroke was one where he made "healthy" keto bacon muffins with one arm. Truly demented.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuBpgG8VmcQ

>> No.13929123

>>13926980
>>13927213
That is either the leanest cut of pork butt or very under cooked. Yikes.

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>> No.13929230

>>13929214
>am i funny yet, mom?

>> No.13929254
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>>13928786
pussy

>>13929214
tragic waste of food

>> No.13929310

>>13922932
I don't see no dates in that video

>> No.13929329

>>13929214
Reddit "humor."

>> No.13929380

>>13926038
you have no right giving me a boner like this

>> No.13929418

>>13922661
It just cosplays eggs

>> No.13929466

>>13922936
Yo...you think she lurks here?

>> No.13929469

>>13924667
It's fine. The amount of fish caught in the world every day is like a spec of sand on a spec of sand on a spec of bacteria on the world's largest beach. It'll be fine.

>> No.13929492

>>13922661
>namek salt
Dis nigga trynna get us to use dbz salt

>> No.13929539

>>13924647
It's just the sarcolemma (actin and tropanin) spazing out with whatever electrical activity is in there. Meaning that this is ultra fresh meat.

>> No.13929543

>>13928786
What are you doing in this thread then

>> No.13929553

>>13924865
Hell yes this here is real tacos.

>> No.13929556

>>13929469
yes but not every fish has populations that can sustain that, humans have already hunted like 10 animals to extinction or more in history.

>> No.13929558

>>13924940
Like earworms

>> No.13929595

>>13924131
if you microwave an egg that isn't broken it will fucking explode like an actual grenade.

>> No.13929602

>>13922992
You sure about that? He was pretty pissed about being called a "jew faggot"

>> No.13929618

>>13927684
>two guys working either end of the same hot dog
gay

>> No.13929629

>>13928928
pretty sure it's worms

>> No.13929640

>>13927665
I can relate to this so hard, every older male relative of mine is living like this or already dead.

This dude's not even eating on a plate, he's just moved the fucking hot pan he just used to his table. This video is just missing shots of a greasy handkerchief, the clock radio he's had for twenty years, and the fridge that barely works (and leaks brown liquid onto the floor once a week.)

Most of his friends have died to lung cancer, tuberculosis, diabetes, or misadventure (falling down the stairs, a scratch that got badly infected, etc.) He's just glad he's still got functioning hands, a working brain, and a few pairs of underwear that aren't threadbare.

>> No.13929652

>>13922648
Why is the cheese not melted?

>> No.13929684

>>13925838
he's throwing the food into the oil, rather than placing it. It's a huge hazard he's creating. See
>>13923984
for another example of him being retarded with oil. Instead of attempting to minimize splash, the idiot just flops it in there.

>> No.13929697

>>13923096
Bless your mother, Anon.

>> No.13929719

>>13929629
no it fucking isnt
salt stimulates the nerves in the muscles, which will still be functional if its fresh enough

>> No.13929725

>>13922726
He can't even seal a jar.

>> No.13929727

>>13927124
>the fade out
my fucking sides

>> No.13929736

>>13924634
Going to need some squinty mushroom people to confirm this.

>> No.13929745

>>13924952
euro faggot detected.

>> No.13929803

>>13927299
I think it's a marinara.

>> No.13929830

>>13924857
$30 for a complimentary hotel breakfast

>> No.13929851

>>13922669
again another webm thread ruined by jack posters.

>> No.13929854

>>13929214
That is very le funny. Have a gold

>> No.13929860

>>13925009
No way she's not bulimic.

>> No.13929861

>>13923063
search for "sandwich de milanesa" or "snietchzels" something like that but in a big sandwich bread.

>> No.13929878

>>13924574
do americans really?

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>>13929214
>>13929254
>>13926030
>>13922839
>>13922648

>> No.13929914

>>13925766
After the coconut crab starts squeezing the crawfish the others start backing up. As if they can here it screaming

>> No.13929989

>>13924110
>Trying-to-take-the-knot.webm

>> No.13929992

>>13929214
what a waste of food just to be le funny man

>> No.13930001

>>13924226
>Oh, cool, baked chicken
>Okay, i guess they're shredding it for a sandwich or something
>that's a massive quesadilla
>i guess that would go well with the quesadilla...
>egg wash? Go fuck yourself they're not frying this monstrosity right?
>please tell me they're not making this a pizza
>GRILL???
Maybe free will was a mistake

>> No.13930024

>>13924226
Looked good right up until they deep fried it

>> No.13930037

>>13929214
I fucking hate these "people".

>> No.13930052

>>13926049
>Mainlanders

>> No.13930058

>>13924931
>rubbery ass egg drenched in sauce

Nah, I'm good.

>> No.13930059

>>13930001
kek

>> No.13930082

>>13929469
This is b8

>> No.13930087

>>13924708
Dude

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>> No.13930104

>>13922661
Saved and thanks.

>> No.13930117

>>13922648
Was expecting someone vomiting on top of it

>> No.13930138

>>13926038
My throat is ready desu.

>> No.13930173
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>>13930095
it still amazes me how the cream doesn't get burn or gets dry

>> No.13930180

>>13929214
and i shit you not, he turned himself into a pickle. funniest shit i've ever seen

>> No.13930184

>>13928542
That's not how it works virgin

>> No.13930191

>>13929885
Hey fisting anime taught me this

>> No.13930193

>>13930191
fishing*

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>>13925009
it sucks there aren't enough webms of her

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>> No.13930226

>>13930214
Why is this guy such a fucking gaylord?

>> No.13930247
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>> No.13930259

>>13930226

for the big time likes n babez n memez my man

>> No.13930298
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>>13922712
>teflon pan
>metal utensil

>> No.13930307

>>13930298
Doesn't look like it's touching the bottom so no harm no foul.

>> No.13930315

>>13930307
Not in this particular clip perhaps, but we all know that it happens.
>>13924073
A-fucking-gain

>> No.13930407

>>13922932
she's like 4'11'' gives how short her arms are

>> No.13930410

>>13930173
God damn it who the fuck would eat that shit

>> No.13930449
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>>13927246
>>13927498
>Soy Milk
>Popcorn kernals
>Smoked Sausage
>2 Eggs
>Powdered Chocolate
>Graham Crackers
>Oregano
A classic

>> No.13930472

>>13924226
Bake 1 hour
Chill 1 hour
Fry
Grill

This shit would take 5 hours to make. Not practical.

>> No.13930490

>>13924634
2 nukes weren't enough...

>> No.13930525

>>13922860

These idiots seem to think all they need to do to make "vegan [real food]" is to get the colour right. Ever since I saw that dumb bitch try to make a "vegan bacon cheeseburger" years ago. Her "bacon" was dried onion that she'd made purple by some fucked up herb thing.

>> No.13930574

>>13923973
Splish splash I was deep frying some shit...

>> No.13930581

>>13925009
she DO be shittin tho

>> No.13930582

>>13929885
imaging someone inverting your head in an instant like that to kill you.

>> No.13930591

>>13930472
You're supposed to be blown away at the creativity and imagination. It's okay that you're not. It means you're not a fucking idiot.

>> No.13930614

>>13930191
>>13930193

What was it called, that seems very nice

>> No.13930699

>>13927980
>Those noses

>> No.13930701

Ok that tiny bun actually made me laugh.

>> No.13930710
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>>13930699
I don't know, man. I think they look more like Dagos than Jews.

>> No.13930728

>>13922784
Rolls for those who only like the egg in eggrolls

>> No.13930733

>>13924226
Why can't I buy this right now

>> No.13930760
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>>13924131
>crack egg into the unheated oiled pan
>crank the heat to the max
>grab your phone
>have the fear of God instilled into you by flying oil when the yolk ruptures

>> No.13930762

>>13927929
A C T I V A TED

>> No.13930777

>>13930760
wtf is he even eating

>> No.13930815
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>>13930777
He's eating an uncased tube of spiced ground meat. Americans call it sausage, but as far as I can tell that just means ground meat over there.

>> No.13930871

>>13930582
was it not already dead? it wasn't moving around very much. then again it might have just been exhausted

>> No.13930901
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13930901

Next week, either on friday or saturday depending on the draw our 4CC team will be back in action for the spring babby cup.

If you want more of this tune in
As it seems all our player models and maybe a few new ones will be back aswell

>> No.13930977

>>13924952
>round a later case of salmonella or something.
couldn't think of an actual criticism, could you?

>> No.13931009
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>> No.13931042

>>13922661
IMAGINE THE CARBS

>> No.13931136

>>13931009
based

>> No.13931310

>>13924226
grim

>> No.13931690

>>13927244
its a chinese movie

>> No.13931724

>>13928370
god fucking damnit, this made me angry

>> No.13931773

>>13930226
its in his financial interests to continue his online popularity

>> No.13931787

>>13930815
it looks like chorizo a spanish spiced sausage which is more finely ground, sausage is ground meat (normally pork) stuffed into a casing natural (animal intestines) or artificial (made from collagen made from hide and hooves like gelatin)

>> No.13932380

>>13928370
>having pancakes with your oil

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