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why is filipino cooking so garbage?

>> No.13914737
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>>13914732

>> No.13914756

>>13914732
Jollibee

>> No.13914762

They are the most mongrelized race in the world, and their culture shows that.

>> No.13914767

>>13914732
>midwest
>grandmother of some nameless faggot did a thing
Looks like American cooking to me.

>> No.13914770
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>>13914732
>>13914756

This is gud eating in Philippines

>> No.13914778

>>13914756
One of these places just opened by me. I’m afraid to try it.

>> No.13914787

No on in the philippines makes that.
I mean filipino ain't good eats, but that's not representative.

>> No.13914809

>>13914732
I'd eat it

>> No.13914825

>>13914732
this is something I would have done when I was 4 years old

>> No.13915448

>>13914732
embarrassing

>> No.13915474

>>13914732
because the place is a barbaric bare island of barbarians just a century ago.

it is not till they became a western nation's colonies they received enough trade and therefore the ability to develop and develop a civilization

>> No.13915476

>>13915474
It sounds racist, yes.

But think of it this way, if a person grew up poor, never had the chance to taste or experience upper class food. How can they know what "fine dining" is really about? They have zero standard to compare it to, nor experience to create it from.

>> No.13915478

>>13914737
fpbp

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>>13914770
Have you had it though? Like in reality and not just based off your fucking opinion made out of internet trash?

It's fucking delicious.

>> No.13915485

>>13914787
This. My grandma never made anything like that.

>> No.13915610

>>13914732
You foreigner guys are all the same, it's not garbage eating food like that, and u just base it only u saw in the Internet, we filipino don't eat rice with Pepsi, I know some crazy foreign people did that thing to and said that it made it of a filipino people just to get attention in Internet to become famous, maybe the author did that, jollibee are not garbage, we have lots of food to eat here, and y u keep coming in our country if u think that our food is garbage? Aren't u afraid? wow wow tell ur country men to mind their own business

>> No.13915708

>>13914732
Because Filipinos ARE garbage.

>> No.13915753

>>13915481
Ok bullshit, I've had it and only the fried chicken was good

>> No.13915757

>>13914756
Based Jollibee©™ worker bee

>> No.13915811

island niggers are so easy to bait

>> No.13915887

>>13915474
I'm quite sure they were under Spain even longer than Mexico was.

>> No.13915974

>>13914762
they really are

>> No.13915981

>>13914732
Flips are literally retards, the only people dumber are abbos.

>> No.13915984

>>13914732
as a filipino i've never heard of this dish and just its description is nasty. thats like calling mama june's ketchup and butter sketti as american cuisine

>> No.13915991

>>13914737
Why is that a fact?

>> No.13915999
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13915999

Anyone got that copypasta about Philippines being an ancap wasteland?

>> No.13916057

>>13915991
Just accept it.

>> No.13916080

>>13915999
>ancap wasteland

Don't they have some crazy despotic shitshow regime that's basically murdering anyone on suspicion of "drugs?"

>> No.13916098

>>13916080
Duterte is based and the only good thing about the Philippines, stop being a degenerate sissy fag

>> No.13916105

A mix of heavy poverty and introduction of American GI food

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>>13914732
I'm like 1/8 flip and I agree that the food is absolute trash. The only thing I like is lumpia, which is fucking delicious, but the rest is either average or worse, adobo specifically, and every time my mom makes it I have to pretend to like it or she'll get depressed.

>> No.13916133

>>13916080
he's the only thing stopping flipland from becoming a garbage country where cartels run the place like Mexico

>> No.13916172

Trash. Julie's bakeshop have stupidly sweet foods that look like they come from a cartoon

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>>13914737

>> No.13917033

>>13915610
We come for the ladies.

>> No.13917070

>>13914732
>why is filipino cooking so garbage?

Island of monkeys.

>> No.13917355

>>13916098
Bootlicking statist faggot. Might as well go full commie.

>> No.13917614

>>13914732
>Filipino
>Garbage
/thread

>> No.13918205

Everyone knows that flip food is the absolute bottom tier when it comes to asian food.

>> No.13918542

>>13914732
is that a shoop? is it a dessert or a meal? why the added salt?

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does this happen at all Filipino restaurants?

>> No.13918616

>>13918586
damn, son

>> No.13918635

>>13918586
What's the point of this commercial? How the fuck does this make people want to eat there? Also didn't he used to get cucked by a blond white guy? I'm positive they changed it.

>> No.13918648

*tinfoil hat on*
Filipino hate thread is made by brits make distract /ck/ from their own hate thread

>> No.13918658

>>13916107
Lumpias are Vietnamese though, not even pinoy.

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>>13918586
>eat our fast food shit and you'll find the love of your life

>> No.13918678

>>13918665
Did you watch the whole thing? In the end he doesn't even find the love of his life, he gets cucked and she marries some other dude.

>> No.13918704

>>13914778
The chicken is good
The noodles are meh

>> No.13919145

>>13915610
read this post in your stupid hep gip bobbaloo accent and could not stop laughing

filipinos are such retards holy shit lol, don't even spell their own nationality correctly

>> No.13919229

>>13918658
they Chinese

>> No.13919268

>>13915476
In most countries, good recipes come from poor people having to get clever with ingredients to make tasty, nutritious meals

>> No.13919272

>>13919229
That's like calling hotdogs german.

>> No.13919310

>>13918586
what.the.fuck.

>> No.13919966

>>13915984
mama june's ketchup and butter sketti IS american cusine tho

>> No.13920069

>>13918704

This. Get a bucket of fried chicken and some peach mango pies. You can't go wrong with that.

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oh FUCK. i just remembered my lost childhood. not pepsi though, coke. sometimes milo or coffee if it's breakfast.
thank you for making me remember what I lost.

>> No.13920114

>>13918635
Got you discussing Jollibee though, right?

>> No.13920146

flip here
thats retarded nobody does that
its usually milo, coffee or soy sauce with salt but never softdrinks
you usually use softdrinks as cure like smoking someone with coke or royal or drinking 7up for indigestion

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>>13915753
what do you actually find good then?
I truly enjoyed their spaghetti, pancit, chicken, and steak n mushrooms, and omg that gravy they make for the chicken.. holy shit.

>> No.13920189

>>13914756
this but unironically

t. flip

>> No.13920197

>>13914732
Literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4a_QuVAP80&t=43s

>> No.13920200

>>13918658
nice try nguyen but they're chink

>> No.13920337

>>13920189
i had jollibee in Toronto. maybe im just crazy but i liked the spaghetti. very sweet. the chicken was okay better than kfc but worse than popeyes

>> No.13920398

>>13914732
I like Filipino food, but I will be honest, it is very fishy, and difficult to get into, so original Filipino food is not the best.

>> No.13920422

>>13919966
Sketti
Ketchup
Butter
And a little sugar is absolute god tier eating boys
My babushka would make me this and its actually really good
Throw in a lil hotdog for protein too boys

>> No.13920440

>>13919145
>can't even spot a falseflag
lurk more

>> No.13920452

>>13920197
>can afford vegetables and rice
>can't afford a pet chicken to at least recycle the scraps, pick out the maggots
>can't afford to be poorfag vegetarians like in india
am I supposed to sympathize with this shit?

>> No.13920511

>>13915474
>because the place is a barbaric bare island of barbarians just a century ago.
>it is not till they became a western nation's colonies they received enough trade and therefore the ability to develop and develop a civilization
Not only was Philippines a colony of Spain for OVER 300 YEARS before they sold us to America, it has also been a massive trading spot between China and other seanig areas before any whities came in.
I seriously have no fucking idea how Filipinos ended up making sketti and cream alfredo they call "carbonara" though, it seems like the only Americans they brought here are the ones who suck at cooking.
>>13916107
Of course a mutt like you only likes lumpia like a basic bitch.
>>13918635
Jollibee is big enough here that they can do basically anything, slap their name on it, and it would still gain customers. Pretty sure other social media ads do this as well. Also, that's a Valentine's Day ad, and flips are suckers for melodrama.

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Is Graham cake/balls considered as flip cuisine?

>> No.13920566

>>13920511
>Of course a mutt like you only likes lumpia like a basic bitch.
yeah honestly I'm pretty embarrassed of that 1/8 part
even my flip relatives say they're envious of all of my features that don't look flip

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>> No.13920765

>>13914778
Noodles are absolutely sugar bomb
fried chicken is alright

>> No.13920850

>>13920574
The white man does everything better. How Can Flips even compete?

>> No.13920899

>>13914732
I've been to the Philippines. If you're white, decent looking, in shape, women there will stare you down hoping that you come fuck them raw. Filipino women crave white dick.

>> No.13920910

>>13920899
i mean, if you like bottom of the barrel women, by all means fuck them.

>> No.13920915

>>13920910
Some of them are pretty hot anon. Unlike chinks and koreans they actually have nice asses and huge titties.

>> No.13920939

crazy how loads of mafias/mobs/crime families still exist, and the authorities basically know who's in them, but they're still out there committing all sorts of crimes

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>>13920545
yes

>> No.13920980

this thread reeks of whitey fear

>> No.13920996

>>13920980
yes yes, filipinos are the most powerful race in the world.

>> No.13921015

>>13920996
Powerful....

>> No.13921240

>>13920574
Why are flips always such faggots about everything.

>> No.13921323

>>13921240
nonwhites in general just experience life as a constant barrage of seething jealousy

>> No.13921430

>>13921240
I don't care, but I hate that you asked a question as a statement.

>> No.13922229

>>13914737
>Filipino's are the most insecure race in the world
ftfy

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>>13914732
American influence

>> No.13923708
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>>13915991
because roughly 35,000 years ago, some guys from Southeast Asia started BLACKING European women who had migrated all the to Siberia. Those progeny then migrated westward, fucking women along the way, until they birthed the Aryan race that invaded Europe, Iran, and India. Also known as Y chromosomal haplogroup R.

the problem is that those original men got CHINK'D in their original home countries in Southeast Asia. Though it does say that the natural order of the world is something like Mongoloid > Australoid > Caucasoid

>> No.13923716

>>13914732
Part of me wants to try it

>> No.13923727

>>13920574
why would they even go to the restaurant
i'm so confused

>> No.13923740

>>13920574
why is he triggered that people are finally appreciating his food?

>> No.13923790

>aboriginal black people living in the philippines for forever
>get owned by asian people
>lots of random asian people living in philippines
>tagalog people get too powerful and everyone else gets owned
>tagalogs and everyone else in the philippines gets owned by spain
>then the US
>then japan
>then gets 'freed' by the US
>then fucked up govt creates a diaspora population

filipino food has so much fucked up garbage because any semblance of a native culture was destroyed like a dozen times over. it's a fake country

>> No.13923810

>>13916080
>hating on based Duterte
>>>/r/food

>> No.13923891

>>13920574
3/4 of his comics are cringe, the rest are based. This is one of the based ones.

>> No.13925120

>>13923790
>>13923790
true. go there, find the most batshit crazy cave people, eat with them. thats real food. probably wild leaves and pit roasted pork, and vinegar from sugar cane.

>> No.13925147

>>13923790
this, also doesn't help that philippines never had a formal dining culture, so the food tends to be the same stew or stirfry shit that everyone else has

>> No.13925153

>>13920574
Lumpia with cheese is actually based

>> No.13925910

>>13914732
can confirm for worst cuisine
>bar to beging with compares to other asian cuisines
>then 'murrican plastic food dunked on top
like >>13914770
>high calorie, high fat

There isn't even a single picture of anything ITT that looks edible

>>13920574
COPE
O
P
E

>> No.13926053

>>13920574
This guy is a fucking goldmine of seething pinoy-nigger resentment and inadequacy.

>> No.13926069

>>13916098
>>13923810
t. 13y old

>> No.13926390

>>13926069
most 13y olds i know hate duterte and watch make-up tutorials

>> No.13926417

>>13926390
Leave her alone you monster!