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This guy consistently posts the worst burgers

>> No.13910109

>>13910102
At what point does it start just being some sort of meat casserole and stop being a burger

>> No.13910124

dios mio....

>> No.13910131

>>13910102
the fuck is all that and why is it on a hot cross bun?

>> No.13910142

>>13910102
That’s gravy, right?
Who the fuck would sell this? I understand maybe doing it once just for the fuck of it, but actively selling it? There’s American cheese touching gravy god dammit...

>> No.13910144

>>13910142
foodies will eat literally anything if it looks instragrammable

>> No.13910150

>>13910142

It's worse than gravy.. it's nutella

>> No.13910155
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>>13910102
That bottom hot cross bun is going to be so wet and nasty if it even exists

>> No.13910181

>>13910150
I don't currently have an image that can describe my feelings towards this

>> No.13910190

>>13910181
Just post a black gaped shemale with a vinegary cock fucking a white mans ass

>> No.13910196

>>13910102
dios mios.......

>> No.13910214

>>13910190
Is this mutt’s law? Why do you even bother posting this utter trash? Are you jerking off or something? And why, if you’re in the mood for thinking about tranny porn, are you posting on /ck/ of all places?

>> No.13910238

>>13910214
It's hot as fuck.
Imagine the huge vinegary cock slowly prodding and manipulating the white mans prostate.
Imagine the smell.
Imagine the sound.
Imagine the taste.

>> No.13910607

>>13910238
stop and get help

worse than footfags and maybe even furries at this point

>> No.13910612

bro is that a fucking carrot

>> No.13910633

>>13910238
>vinegary cock
I am laughing very hard at this

>> No.13910647

>>13910102
>This guy
That's pretty good there for a thread and you wont and people like you never give links but you and I know that his stuff is crap. So stop being a click link faggot.
I suspect that people here aren't going to look that up because of your shitty picture without specifics.

>> No.13910655

>>13910102
Have you considered that being a twat looses clicks, it doesn't make me want to be some herd asshole, "gee whiz what is this, let me look it up" doesn't work that way, baby.

>> No.13910656

Why.
Is there.
SHIT
In the burger?

Someone explain please

>> No.13910657

>>13910150

please tell me youre not serious.....

>> No.13910808
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>>13910612

>>13910657

Yes

>> No.13910842

>>13910102
What a waste of food, i fucking bet he just threw it away after taking some pictures

>> No.13910858

>>13910808
you know it's bad when he didn't even describe the actual taste of the burger
nutella with carrots? even with candied carrots it doesn't make sense
maple cinnamon isn't a very Easter flavor either

>> No.13910909

>>13910102
>wh*tes """""people"""""

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>>13910102
I understand the appeal behind matching savory and sweet in a single dish, but this is just fucking vile.

>> No.13910960

>>13910808
>Would bang again though
>Would bang
>Bang
Is this dude fucking burgers?

>> No.13911526

>>13910102
This looks disgusting and I’m usually the type of guy to like trashy food but this just looks nasty. Is that Nutella? And I can’t even tell what the fuck the orange thing is, salmon? Or a yam? Fuck I can’t tell. I hate that taking pictures of your food like this has become popular.

>> No.13911901

>>13910238
I am imagining the smell, the sound and the taste now that you mention it. I appreviate your addition to the conversation and hope you most more like content that reminds you to use all your senses..
>me thinks of the sounds of slapping sloppy slabs of meat and the aroma and taste that would come to the palette as mouth starts to salivate with the sweet taste of pickles
no homo!

>> No.13911987

>>13910150
On a hot cross bun? My god.

>> No.13912263

>>13910960

No he just tries to talk like a cool kid

>> No.13912444

>>13910612

i think its smoked salmon

>> No.13912454

>>13912444

It's candied carrot

>> No.13912592

This is what happens when your hormones are all fucked up.

>> No.13912622

>>13910190
Vinegary cock is actually much funnier than the vinegary shits, I recommend you post exclusively vinegary cock from now on

>> No.13912685

phoodies are subhuman.

whoever "'grammed" that took two bites at most and threw it away.

>> No.13913863
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>>13912685
>whoever "'grammed" that

This dood

>> No.13913927

>>13913863
Why did he think this was a good photo to post??

>> No.13913943
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burgah

>> No.13913951

>>13910109
When the exterior cannot contain the interior.

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>>13910150
Oh my god..

>> No.13913962
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What did he mean by this?

>> No.13913965

>>13913863
how to look exactly like soijak in one photo

>> No.13913970

>>13913962
that bun looks undercooked

>> No.13913973

>>13913962
detroit has better BBC ngl
so does jackson, mississippi

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>>13913962

It's a dumb reference because Newtown is the LGBT suburb with uni students living in sharehouses not niggers lmao

>> No.13914150

>>13913962
Jesus fucking christ my flatmate used to work at that place. I can't handle being this distantly connected to soyfaggotry.

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>>13910150

>> No.13914191

>>13910102
When I used to have an Instagram I noticed there is a subsection of that site that consists of "foodies" posting the most grotesque, fucked up meme food. It's all slop, niche shit like Nutella oriented shit or flaming hot cheeto milkshakes. All covered in 30 different condiments etc. A lot of the people posting them are 90lb. CrossFit broads and a big percentage of them are Germans. It's pretty bizarre

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>>13910150

>> No.13914200
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>>13910150

>> No.13914263

OHHHH HE'S AUSTRALIAN???

you should have said so from the beginning.

>> No.13914272

>>13910150
Raisin cross bun, nuttella, thought those candied carrots sweet potatoes or yams wich might make it abit better if it was. take away all the meat for... im not sure what and it could be an interesting not-burger.
>>13913863
Now these cakes look just fine and dandy, im guessing the stuff on top are whats inside and damn i kinda want it, can do without the soy-face.
>>13913962
intresting consept, replace whatever the fuck that bun is and you got yourself a deal.

>> No.13914329

>>13914272
>replace whatever the fuck that bun is and you got yourself a deal.

It's bao, some chink steamed bun

>> No.13915383

>>13913970
I think the bun was steamed and then toasted

>> No.13915865

>>13910109
If the meat exceeds two thirds of the combined volume of the buns, it is no longer a burger and the person who made it must be shot.

>> No.13915899

>>13911987
The supermarkets here do dumb shit like "fruitless hot cross buns" and "choc chip hot cross buns" and are stingy as fuck with the labelling. There is actually no more disappointing experience than buying hot cross buns and then coming home and biting in to them to discover they have fucking choc chips in them. Maybe discovering your son is the guy in the OP screencap.

>> No.13915908

>>13914272
Literally the entire point is that it's in a bao and not a bun. There's something interesting to be done with burgers in a bao but it almost certainly doesn't involve bacon or anywhere near that much cheese.

>> No.13915972

>>13910150
Ugh... is that candied bacon?? It looks so odd in color and rubbery...
All on a hot cross bun ——————

>> No.13915982

>>13913962
> so unique
> not a new Concept either


What??

>> No.13916004

>>13915972

Carrot

>> No.13916009

how would anyone even eat this

>> No.13916661

>>13913863
it was an obvious success though right?

we're talking about it for hours and off the original site.

its arts. its eliciting a reaction from all us just not the intended one because that shit is fucking gross and i hate it.

>> No.13916672

>>13910102
How many calories?

>> No.13917966

>>13910102
How could this look any worse? I have to draw the line somewhere and I think this is it. It might be good but.... ugggh, I just don't know if I could eat something that looks like that.

>> No.13918002

>>13913965
Damn. You're right.

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>>13910150

>> No.13920224

>>13910102
Is that chocolate?
Is that a raisin bun

>> No.13920229

>>13916672
About as many as half of one french "cuisine" dish.

>> No.13920249

>>13910102
Well at least they put a slice of carrot on there. It's healthy.

>> No.13920285

>>13917966
they could unicorn the whole thing

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>>13910150

>> No.13920721
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>>13910150

>> No.13921126

Social media food.

It's designed for likes and shares, not actual taste. Pure normgroid bullshit.

>> No.13921146

What is a hot cross bun? Sounds Jewish

>> No.13921644

>>13910102
Do australians really?

>> No.13921667

>>13910150
dios mio...

>> No.13921685

>>13913943
ramsey is shit

>> No.13921763

>>13921146
Way to go Mohammed.

>> No.13921781

>>13910102
>chocolatey goodness
>worst
Suck my dick. It goes with everything.

>> No.13922616

>>13921644

Only the ones that burn the rice like this soijak

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>>13910150

>> No.13922720

>>13910102
Stop posting social media screenshots on 4chan you dumb fucking normalfag

>> No.13922749

>>13913962
>baoger
I think those buns are giant bao, those chinese steamed dumplings. That’s why they’re pale

>> No.13923262

>>13913863
This guy doesn't even care, he's just going straight for that soy meme.

>> No.13923271

>>13914191
>A lot of the people posting them are 90lb. CrossFit broads and a big percentage of them are Germans. It's pretty bizarre
They all have eating disorders.

>> No.13923328

>>13913863
Ughhh

I don't hate him, I hate the people that make him successful

>> No.13923404

>>13913962
I swear this shit makes me feel like a boomer. I have no idea what half of the shit he typed out even means.

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>>13910150

>> No.13923438

>>13910808
Okay, so it's some kind of experimental Easter sweet, not a burger any human being would be expected to eat for non-meme reasons. It still looks like a nightmare to eat, but at least I can understand the reasoning behind it.

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>>13910960
Some people REALLY like burgers.

>> No.13923464

>>13914191
Protip: lose weight by only eating things that disgust you

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>>13910150

>> No.13925126

>>13923464

Aarrghhh I'm puking

>> No.13925170

>>13910150
I get what they're going for with the sweet and savory but I'm not willing to spend money to try it. Carrots are an odd choice though, sweet potatoes would be better. No comment on the ridiculous amount of meat. Just make two burgers that actually fit on the bun.

>> No.13925196

>>13923262
Most of the people who make that face aren't even aware the meme exists.

>> No.13925205

>>13913962
>yonks
Please tell me that's a typo.

>> No.13925282

>>13925205
From context, I have to assume it's "years" mutated by autocorrect, but I don't know how you fuck up "years" badly enough to get "yonks" from it.

>> No.13925303

>>13925282
I thought maybe it was some slang for "years." Maybe he says yonks a lot and misspelled years so his phone thought he was trying to say yonks? idk I turn off predictive text and autocorrect I fucking hate that shit.

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>>13910150
>nutella

>> No.13925793

>>13925303

Yonks is Aussie slang for years

>> No.13925802

>>13925793
I hate Australians so god damn much.

>> No.13925881
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That's the kind of shit you see in bad cooking videos on youtube.