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>> No.13910024

>Twice as much time and effort over just rolling a ball in your hand

I'll take a thousand

>> No.13910031

>not even double breaded

>> No.13910043

Why do that?

>> No.13910050

shame on you

>> No.13910218
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>> No.13910517

>pepto bottle in the background

Pure kino

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>> No.13910535

post the thing

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>> No.13910540

>publix chicken
dangerously based

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>> No.13910641

someone tells me what this is please

>> No.13910642

>no cheese
Are you sure this belongs here?

>> No.13910644
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People who sit down when cooking should be shot.

>> No.13910660
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Intestines. Presumably to be used for sausagecasings.

>> No.13910662
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Sheep Casings,

>> No.13910705

Why did he use so much water
And therefore also use much more vinegar than he had to
Why did he pour oil on the bread while it was on the cutting board and not on the grill

These little wasteful habits are so fucking annoying to me.

>> No.13910714

The earth itself shakes when she walks.
She'd better sit.

>> No.13910719

imagine cleaning that cunt

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>> No.13910853

That's disgusting.

>> No.13910857

>100% British

>> No.13910881
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>> No.13910891

footfags are disgusting

>> No.13910971

finally a good webm thread. no autist reposting the same 40 webms in a row

>> No.13911171

don't listen to these plebs, these are small intestines to be used in Greek kokoretsi / Turkish kokoreç

>> No.13911202

What makes you so sure that they're wrong and you're right?

>> No.13911241

Because I said so. Mind it.

>> No.13911327

>hey man good thinking to protect yourself from the virus!
>what virus?

>> No.13911425

I'm just amazed no one died in the filming of this video

>> No.13911469

source pls

>> No.13911478

What's going on here? A huge sale on meat?

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>> No.13911624
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Staff had just put the on sale food , on the floor?
And then fucked off!

>> No.13911686

is this what those faggots that pay for "organic" food are like?
if you want minced meat justget the shit cuts since it's minced anyway, you'd never know the difference if they didnt tell you

>> No.13911772

at least he didn't rob the place, which is what i was expecting

>> No.13911782

Ouch, my eyes.

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>> No.13911823

when you destroy the white pussy just right

>> No.13911869

>vegetarian food balls

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>> No.13911996

could have done this faster and better with a knife

>> No.13912003

looks good, but i am afraid americans and influencers ruined advocado for me anon

>> No.13912013

>single purpose avocado scooping tool
Do Californians really?

>> No.13912020

Dont fuck with kreb

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>> No.13912033

Can we stop using this word
It means 5 different things depending on context

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>> No.13912094

this would be great for curing weed

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>> No.13912101

this job takes 3 years of education in denmark

>> No.13912120

korean bread looks so fucking good

>> No.13912126

Can I have those 40 seconds back

>> No.13912140
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>> No.13912142

does anyone have the one where he is spirit like or what you want to call it

>> No.13912147
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>> No.13912162

but rolling them is the fun part

>> No.13912165

my mother once bought these, they are absolutely terrible

>> No.13912176
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they seem to have really figured their breakfeast treats out. how much would this cost me?

>> No.13912189

i have lost my jack folder, can someone sort me out?

>> No.13912196
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US$ 5.00-9.25,And they use scissors for everything.

>> No.13912206
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All I have, lost a 4G WebM folder.

>> No.13912214

my fucking god, who is this guy

>> No.13912219

thank you kind anon

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>> No.13912374

Post the gif of pasi cooking eggs

>> No.13912407

>not just marinating them in the mix and then pan-searing
Enjoy your crustless chicken thighs.

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>> No.13912512

I think its the crazy russian hacker

>> No.13912518

Herb scissors are legit, you just use them on, you know, herbs, and not fucking spring onions.

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>> No.13912558

lol, how to take a simple task and make it 10 times harder

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>> No.13912634

Yummy maggot balls

>> No.13912637

imagine not owning a dishwasher

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>> No.13912661

why do they put sauce in it?

>> No.13912671
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They like sauce?

>> No.13912674

i dont understand

>> No.13912677

what the fuck is the point in this? just wash the grapes in the bag with holes they sell them in. it's already closed.

>> No.13912687
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feel free to do so, i prefer a knife.

>> No.13912688
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Some people like toys?

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>> No.13912696

Have fun ripping herbs off of the plant using a knife.
If all you get is old dry shit from the grocery store, sure, hack away at it with your knife

>> No.13912706

i wonder how salmon and tuna taste when combined, nice technique anon

>> No.13912730
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the Chinese feast

>> No.13912743
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Not enough space for a proper middle line?

>> No.13912760

>he doesn't cook all his meals while sitting in front of his computer

>> No.13912761

Surely someone has a gif for making a fried egg sandwich?

>> No.13912797

that's a meat cuber/tenderizer. you don't make mince with it. I've never used one but it is a simple design and that one doesn't look much different than most. I think you're meant to use thinner cuts with it so that's why they had so much trouble getting it started. I see some models on google with "up to 1/2" cuts" right on the box. it doesn't look like you can adjust the width of the tool.

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i have a sharp knife anon, dont be silly.

>> No.13912857
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Sitting down while it simmers is one thing.
Sitting down while you do the actual work is degeneracy.

>> No.13912865

If you spent half as much on your clothes as you did on that knife maybe you wouldn't be a virgin

>> No.13912876

hey thats a peak performance shirt buster

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Watch out! There's one of Those People behind you!

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fucking hell didnt even see the little bugger, that was a close one

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aah, Mexico!

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>> No.13912985

quit it with these every fucking webm thread you post dumb mexican bullshit

>> No.13913008
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webm threads make me very hungry, what does anon think about ordering fast food during the corona outbreak

>> No.13913028

ASMR heaven right there

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>> No.13913050

Holy shit that compression
>garnish sausage with pine-nuts
Are you fucking kidding me.

>> No.13913165

Thats how its supposed to be

>> No.13913262

Group hug

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>> No.13913403

>this is why you cant buy a house

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>> No.13913758

Im getting heart attack by even watching this

>> No.13913779

I have never heard of putting lemon wedges into a a whole chicken.

>> No.13913789

This would be better if it had the pump separate and just a valve on the lid.
I have a couple containers I use for coffee grounds where you put a pump on top of a valve to vacuum seal it.

>> No.13913823

I don't think I'll understand the novelty of doing this like this.
I'd rather just make an omelette with diced up sausage

>> No.13913874

That's pretty wholesome.

>> No.13913878

>until golden brown
you fucking what

>> No.13913890

>Why did he use so much water
So that when the eggs went in, the water stayed hot instead of being cooled by the eggs and having to reheat to come up to temp again.
This is the only way to cook them properly.

>> No.13913990

if you're going to use a knife like that why not just buy a meat cleaver instead

>> No.13914014

i'd stand behind them and just take the stuff out of their baskets while they're fighting over the display

>> No.13914017
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My mother has a knife like that. It's apparently easier on her arthritis.

>> No.13914088

90% of these webms are posted in every thread. Why do you care only about those three?

>> No.13914207
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>pomegranate molasses
>baked plastic bag
>pine nut garnish

>> No.13914215

what a badass

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>> No.13914245
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>> No.13914271

>Take one bite
>Put it down

>> No.13914361

they really aren't. the ones posted in most are eggfort, stupid mexican bags of chips, ja/ck/, that fat ugly fucking british woman, and that moustache guy making a big plate of slop and kissing a turkey leg. I hate most of that shit

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>> No.13914394

Just use a fucking spoon for fucks sake.

>> No.13914406
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>> No.13914490

what's with the oven bag shills lately

>> No.13914518

Is he ok?

>> No.13914554

>Michael J Fox makes a cooking video.

>> No.13914590

no way am I cooking my dinner in a plastic bag.

>> No.13914686

I was just about to say the same thing. It's really, really weird, I'd never heard of those things until today and all of a sudden there's multiple webms about them in one of /ck/'s most popular regular threads.

If you're gonna use a cook bag, use a paper one, it's basically the same price and guaranteed not to bomb your body with estrogen.

>> No.13914690
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>what's with the oven bag shills lately

>> No.13914706

that looks dreadful why would you want ribs like that what the fuck.

>> No.13914728
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>I'd never heard of those things until today

That's the point, found new content, same as all the CrazyRussianHacker WebM's.


>> No.13914794

>the heavenly feel when your ballsack releases from itself

>> No.13914802

no :(

>> No.13914922

I want a plum gun

>> No.13914934

This nigga just fucked him up

>> No.13914941

To be fair it's called herb scissors

>> No.13914973

These things never actually work. All those videos are fake, they would have rolled them by hand.

>> No.13914976

Can I make some cured meat or fish using a vacuum sealer and a mixture of soysauce and spices?

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>> No.13915054
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To store yes, to make, no.
But I'm no expert...

>> No.13915086

I bet that only taste like yeast

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>> No.13915097

>mayo on white bread

>> No.13915098

That's how you make your breath stink for the rest of the day

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>> No.13915137

dangerously based

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>> No.13915148

Eat boy, you need to get big and strong.

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>> No.13915158
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Fuck's sake, just grab a fistful and spoon them off.

>> No.13915191

>I can't like what Americans like

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>> No.13915441

Its like the flintstones, after hes done, the crab says, 'its a living!'

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>> No.13915459

>that filename
Cheeky cunt

>> No.13915497

Can anyone post some of jack fucking stuff up? I dont ever save them and I'm trying to show a friend how dumb he is

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>> No.13915504

>the fire at the end
top kek

>> No.13915505

I'm a retard who doesn't know how to cross-board link.

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>> No.13915692

do americans really?

>> No.13915710

literally the only based webm ITT

OP is a faggot

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reminder to tune in for the cup in 2 weeks

>> No.13915738


>> No.13915777

Why the fuck is this happening? It's clearly got flour in it shouldnt that stop the sticking

>> No.13915787

Timmy, it's 4pm, time for your estrogen sausages and pine nuts!

>> No.13915790

Do japanese chopsticks work?

>> No.13915798

you can just ask for them you know, you don't have to make up a story about having a friend

>> No.13915830

Love me some fried ravioli and Imo's Pizza.

>> No.13915850

Alright anon, who is she?

>> No.13915867

I ain't clicking that shit nigga. Islamic state video are disgusting

>> No.13915938


>> No.13915947

Probably using a very high hydration dough,

>> No.13916074

urgently need sauce on girl please

>> No.13916111

wow it's just like my animes

>> No.13916112

pure fucking kino

>> No.13916121

Where do I find BIG bread

>> No.13916138

So a grilled cheese with extra steps

>> No.13916167 [DELETED] 

Why do Koreans have this bizzare fascination with bits of bread covered in egg?

>> No.13916180

I fucking hate gadgets like this, just use a strainer ffs

>> No.13916232

It'd be faster if they just chop it.

>> No.13916553

>>Putting the butter and herbs on top of the skin instead of under it.

>> No.13916556
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>> No.13916596

im gonna puke

>> No.13916769

i'm getting the bottle opener for my dad he has weak grip from a stroke and this would really help him day to day thanks anon

>> No.13916791

that is bearly fried, the outside is hardly even browned and yet still I bet the gummy inside is 5000 kelvin.

>> No.13916803

>yummy! ribs with no proper caramelizing or crispy bits

>> No.13916810

>that bun

>> No.13916816

Spam is meat?

>> No.13916820

and people still ask why people are vegans

>> No.13916825


>> No.13916830

its sealed in the can so it doesn't need refrigeration

>> No.13916841

aaand you ruined it goddamnit.

>> No.13916864

the things they put in candy and sausages

>> No.13916874

You have to be 18 to post here, kid.

>> No.13916876

Fun fact, statistically at least 3 worms crawl into your penis per year.

>> No.13916877

i really want to know where he is inside his head
must have been a really adventure

>> No.13916917

I think that was strawberry jam
still ruined though

>> No.13916933

What do these videos have to do with going vegan?

>> No.13916980

its meateaters-food

>> No.13916981

its advertising

>> No.13917002

Those are actually pretty neat

>> No.13917003


>> No.13917011

What happens to the stragglers?

>> No.13917042

Why rings though? You could get the same thing cutting them like fries and wouldn't have to waste all that SPAM. People are fucking retarded.

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>> No.13917062

The chicken skin looks so sad

>> No.13917137
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>> No.13917240

Does anyone else think this kid moves way too adult-like in terms of dexterity? It's weirding me out.

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>> No.13917258

There's a reason people used to kill each other over salt.

>> No.13917330

>"and when you're done, you can ram the tube up your ass using the tomato juice as lube!"

>> No.13917343

>Has never had a monte cristo

>> No.13917360

new shoes do smell great

>> No.13917380

roommate is a machinist at a very polish shop in roman-catholic-industrial chicagoland. the runup to Paczki Day is a weeklong affair, and the strawberry-custard he brought me home may have been the richest pastry I've ever had. Happy Easter y'all be happy be healthy.

>> No.13917384

brought in by a coworker's wife, I ought to say.

>> No.13917407

>"never shit again with this one wacky trick! Plumbers hate this!"

>> No.13917449

this is just bread with goo on it

>> No.13917506

Just another day in slav land

>> No.13917517

I always do both.

>> No.13917520

Makes it taste good. If im not making stuffing I usually do celery, onion, a carrot, and a lemon

>> No.13917538

this one actually does what it advertises

>> No.13917549


>> No.13917564

Why not do them one at a time and time them instead of looking like an idiot and doing 3 at the same time with two retarded hands.

>> No.13917572

That's what I feel like in dreams sometimes

>> No.13917581

He should probably dice up the meat as much as possible then try to grind it.

>> No.13917592

underrated post

>> No.13917616

I'd bet money on this guy being high on ketamine.
The backwards leaning is a classic sign.

>> No.13917620

That's the name of the bread, retard

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>> No.13917637
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>> No.13917659

>dat filename
Holy shit when was jenkem the fad? 15 years ago?

>> No.13917665

>worldwide companies are pulling out of chinese markets.

>> No.13917699


>> No.13917706

Wouldn't you?

>> No.13917751

I had this shit at a bar once
Tasted great, could feel my arteries clogging and my heart failing as I ate them though

>> No.13917756


>> No.13917766

Something something do Americans really?

>> No.13917831


Sausage casings?

>> No.13917840


Crab battle!

>> No.13917843

good bait

>> No.13917867

Lasagna for plebs

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>> No.13917924

this dude works at the polynesian cultural center which is owned by the Mormons.

>> No.13917947

Everyone was tied together and someone fell.

>> No.13917984

And people get mad at Google for mistaking these things for gorillas

>> No.13918027

It's a living.

>> No.13918040

i love italian cuisine

>> No.13918045

dude weed lmao
dae smoke the cronic???

>> No.13918056

Not how food works. If you eat this and eat in moderation in general your arteries will be better off, so says all the empirical scientific data.

>> No.13918214

>beef jerky isn't actually beef

>> No.13918236

food balls, I'D RATHER JUST DIE

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>> No.13918276

thank you anon

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>> No.13918293

>According to a 1998 report in The New York Times, Fountain of Hope, a non-profit organization, said that jenkem was used by street children in Lusaka, Zambia, to obtain a "powerful high"

>> No.13918308

of course i do nerd

>> No.13918415

What people like >>13913990 fail to see is that a lot of the 'dumb unitaskers' and other wacky gadgets exist to help people with stuff like arthritis and other issues.

>> No.13918443
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To be fair, the products are often advertised towards "normal people" rather than towards people with handicaps or medical issues.
And that's why the adverts have to try and make it look like a horrible chore to crack an egg or whatever.

>> No.13918448

that actually looks good. stop being such a fucking snob

>> No.13918461

>No water for cleaning
>Pan is covered in fucking sauce

>> No.13918464

>didn't even toast the buns

>> No.13918491

>make thing for niche market
>make ad to push it into mainstream market
It's econ 101.

>> No.13918563

I'm pretty sure that marketing a product for a particular audience gets you better sales overall than making it "general purpose."
If someone with arthritis is looking for a knife, how do they know this one will help them?
Besides the fact that people with motor problems finds them easier to use is probably just a happy collateral effect.

>> No.13918610

a weapon to surpass metal gear

>> No.13918708

I want this

>> No.13918792

Is it hard to make models for that? And has anyone made one of Jack?

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>> No.13919040

Whenever I see an avocado in a video I immediately think they will impale their hands.

>> No.13919107
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>> No.13919440

why is he naked?

>> No.13919443

>even undercooks his bacon
Jack will forever be the best sauce meme of /ck/

>> No.13919455

I have nothing against kids learning life skills early on, but yeah, you can tell this boy has done this way too many times before. I wonder how much time does he spends without adult supervision.

>> No.13919513

>make mammoth burger
>ok lets bake it in our grill
>not even a charcoal to impart some flavour
>dry ass bun

>> No.13919534

No, only superior Chinese Chopsticks work because.

>> No.13919543

frog is delicious, never had chicken feet because I am not poor.

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>> No.13920278

typical amerifat breakfast

>> No.13920363

This is pretty good for restaurants. Fuck Cobb salad in the ass since I remember having to do it by hand a hundred times reach fucking day during rushes

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