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[Anonymous No.13906889]

>He’s lactose intolerant

[Anonymous No.13906902]

Laugh all you want

I used to drink a gallon of whole milk a day. One illness and now I cant have a drop without terrible consequences. Blessed are those who can handle dairy. Never take it for granted.

[Anonymous No.13906952]

>>13906889
lactose intolerance is a lie. you can train your gut to digest lactose by regularly eating probiotics like lacto-fermented foods and live yoghurt.

I'm a lactose intolerant asian and even I can drink all the milk I want no problems now

[Anonymous No.13907092]

>>13906952
>I'm a lactose intolerant asian and even I can drink all the milk I want no problems now

Then you're clearly not lactose-intolerant anymore

[Anonymous No.13907164]

>tfw lactose intolerant and allergic to gluten

[Anonymous No.13907168]

>not using dairy as a laxative
ngmi

[Anonymous No.13907211]

I've got crohns, but I can still drink milk and eat cottage cheese just like when I was a kid with zero repercussions. All bets are off if I have dairy alongside coffee, though.

[Anonymous No.13907233]

there's a video on the dangers of lactose, look it up it's called bowser vs lactose

[Anonymous No.13907244]

Isn't everyone lactose intolerant to a point? It just depends how bad your body reacts and if you notice it.

[Anonymous No.13908006]

>>13906889
>i drink he milk designated for a species i am not a memebr of and am proud of it

ishygddt

[Anonymous No.13908019]

>>13907244
yes, lactose intolerance is normal, some weirdos just have trained themsleves over generations to be somewhat ok with it

[Anonymous No.13908122]

I only became lactose intolerant after I became I man. Only small children need milk. I still eat pizza and cheese on stuff cause I'm not a pussy that's afraid of blasting nuclear shit as a result.

[Anonymous No.13908133]

>>13906889
am I lactose intolerant if I get extremely gassy when I eat ice cream or drink milk but can eat cheese, yogurt, and milk/cream if it is cooked into something?

[Anonymous No.13908171]

>>13908133
Yes, Cheese has hardly any lactose. The harder the cheese the lower the lactose concentration. Same with live yoghurt, the bacteria consume it.

Ice cream and milk have tonnes, but companies are starting to pout the lactase enzyme in products now.

[Anonymous No.13908199]

>She drinks cow titty juice

[Anonymous No.13908211]

>>13908171
explains a lot
wonder if the milk from the local dairy farm I get my cream from would make me fart as much as commercial milk

[Anonymous No.13908227]

>pasteurized milk
Please dont do this

[Anonymous No.13908272]

>>13907092
okay fine, english correction: I WAS lactose intolerant but I cured myself with the help of symbiotic gut microflora.

[Anonymous No.13908290]

>>13906889
I'm lactose intolerant but still eat dairy daily. You just won't catch me eating it on road trips.

[Anonymous No.13908350]

>>13906889
I fell for the vegan meme and now I struggle with dairy.

[Anonymous No.13908750]

>certain ""people"" evolved to drink cow piss
hmmm

[Anonymous No.13908772]

>>13908272
>symbiotic gut microflora
Kinky

[Anonymous No.13908793]

>hes gay trans queer jew black and tranny intolerant

[Anonymous No.13908842]

>whole milk doesn't exist in my area because everyone's pussified by lactose
GOD I FUCKING HATE CA

[Anonymous No.13909502]

>>13906889
What's more admirable? To have simply been born lactose tolerant? Or to have been such an absolute madlad that you forced your body to cope with it via regular consumption of protein shakes?
Do you even lift, OP?

[Anonymous No.13909523]

>lactose tolerant people: can't shit on command
>lactose intolerant people: can shit on command by simply consuming an easily available food product

whos superior here again?

[Anonymous No.13909552]

>>13908211
Try using poot from now on. You'll look less...low class. No offense. Thanks

-Simon

[Anonymous No.13909580]

>>13909523
>whos superior here again?
Probably that lactose tolerant guy with crohns disease.

[Anonymous No.13909713]

>>13909523
tfw i can drink milk all day everyday no consequences and if i need to shit i have some coffee

[Anonymous No.13909850]

>>13906889
I'm not lactose intolerant but actually became intolerant to milk protein a while ago. If I eat too much of it I get a swollen throat.
I was never much of a dairy person, what mostly sucks is that I can't really eat any dairy if I've had a bowl of quark.

[Anonymous No.13909874]

>mfw cant do gomad