Strip Club Food

[Anonymous No.13901345]

Do you eat at Strip Clubs? The food is actually pretty good 70% of the time and if you go during lunch they have a free buffet.
Pic related is Tootsies in Miami. It has beautiful girls working there, but they have the best chicken wings in Miami. You can get them fried or grilled and when you get them grilled they come with the perfect amount of char on the skin.

[Anonymous No.13901412]

Isn't it kind of weird just sitting there getting bones with a bunch of other dudes

[Anonymous No.13901425]

imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.13901427]

Imagine paying to look instead of touch...

[Anonymous No.13901435]

>>13901427
I’ve fucked strippers before. Most of them will let you motor boat/finger/grab their ass.
I only go for the food now though.

[Anonymous No.13901459]

>>13901412
I dont think youre supposed to look at the dudes anon

[Anonymous No.13901462]

>>13901435
>I only go for the food now though.
>Pays $18 cover-fee for "food"

[Anonymous No.13901509]

I'd eat there if the stage was in the distance like that and no strippers tried to get up on me or the other tables... here in Vegas there's an awesome Mexican restaurant attached to a strip club, but you don't interact with the strippers on that side.

I fuckin hate most strip clubs. The women are gross just because of everything they've been touching, the clientele are fat, disgusting, and depressing, and they're too pushy. I had a stripper straight up grab my cock - if I did that to one of them, I'd get kicked out. I felt really violated cause I didn't want this girl around me in the first place.

[Anonymous No.13901524]

>>13901509
Miami Strip clubs have beautiful women if you go to the classier ones.

[Anonymous No.13901537]

Are any of these places even open?

[Anonymous No.13901538]

>not tipping with the edges of your grilled cheese like a real playa

[Anonymous No.13901553]

How common is it to be able to pay to fuck a stripper and how much is it

[Anonymous No.13901555]

>>13901537
No.
>>13901538
I did smack a dancers ass one time with my hand that hot sauce on it since I was drunk. I then proceeded to wipe it with the alcohol wipes they provided. We all laughed.

[Anonymous No.13901560]

>>13901553
In Miami very
Between $300-$2000.

[Anonymous No.13901602]

>>13901412
Order the boneless wings, then.

[Anonymous No.13901646]

>>13901345
Do strip clubs even exist anymore?

[Anonymous No.13901721]

>>13901646
The frontage is typically unassuming since municipalities don't like their commercial district being sleazed up with neon "XXX GIRLS TITTY ZONE" signs

[Anonymous No.13901732]

>>13901560
how much for a normal prostitute?

[Anonymous No.13901734]

>>13901345
I've eaten at strip clubs before. The food's usually pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.13901749]

I have literally never been to a strip club for any reason other than to meet coke dealers

[Anonymous No.13901764]

>>13901555
Pretty based ngl

[Anonymous No.13901771]

>>13901560
They just bring you into the back or what?

[Anonymous No.13901814]

strip clubs seem super seedy and degenerate. Hope millenials destroy them too

[Anonymous No.13901829]

>>13901732
80-200

[Anonymous No.13901842]

>>13901829
Only strip club I've ever eaten at was a place in Portland. I forget the name but I got a steak, fries, Texas toast, and a beer as big as my head for 11 bucks. The food was actually pretty good too

[Anonymous No.13901856]

>>13901842
How were the women? For that price you had to already have been shelling out the cash. I went to one where it was 12 bucks for a 12 ounce bud light, and that was in Philly.

[Anonymous No.13901860]

Only strip club I've eaten at was in Portland. I forget the name but I got a filet mignon, fries, Texas toast, and a beer as big as my head for 11 bucks. The food was actually pretty good too

[Anonymous No.13901929]

>>13901560
>>13901771
I went a couple strip clubs in the Ft Lauderdale Miami area last time I was there. First one I did a VIP with a girl, nothing out of the ordinary happened. Second club a girl asked me if I wanted to do a VIP and told me we could do anything I wanted. We went into a little room covered by an opaque curtain and I got a blowjob

[Anonymous No.13901936]

>>13901860
How were the women? For that price you had to already have been shelling out the cash. I went to one where it was 12 bucks for a 12 ounce bud light, and that was in Philly.

[Anonymous No.13901943]

Never been to a strip club but after watching tons of videos, the only ones that don't seem like like overpriced shit that is way worse than just watching porn seem to be mexican ones, since the strippers are very interactive and showy there don't seem to be any absolutely retarded "no touching" rules. In fact, they just pull people up on stage and fuck them.
This may just be a Luna Bella thing though

[Anonymous No.13901950]

>>13901943
Some places in Mexico are like the wild west. Just gotta find the right place.

[Anonymous No.13901952]

>>13901936
The women were decent. It was Portland so lots of hair but I'm more than fine with that. I must have spent like $100 in there not including food. I went on a Sunday around noon so they might have had some sort of deals going on

[Anonymous No.13901966]

>>13901952
Sundays are usually slow, so you are probably right. In the local clubs near me on wednesdays and thursdays they bring out the...uh...interesting dancers. My favorite dancer was this 300 pound black lady we all called the eclipse. We called her that because she blocked out the sun.

[Anonymous No.13901970]

strip clubs are trash here, no touching or lap dances, they'll just dance in front of you in private. one is steak house, heard the food is ok

[Anonymous No.13901979]

>>13901970
Prime Rib for $36???

[Anonymous No.13901981]

>>13901929
Which clubs did you go to?

[Anonymous No.13901996]

>>13901602
Boneless wings are stupid
>>13901860
Strip Club food is typically good so they can bring people in during lunch and make more profit. I’ve been to strip clubs before for lunch where there are only 3 or 4 girls working but it’s packed with everyone from businessmen to publix managers there eating food and getting drinks.

[Anonymous No.13902005]

>>13901970
That sounds fucking terrible. I’ve seen girls literally get fingered on stage before in South Florida

[Anonymous No.13902016]

>>13901979
prime ribeye, not that expensive honestly

[Anonymous No.13902024]

>>13902016
Didnt realize there was a difference.

[Anonymous No.13902025]

>>13901860
Acropolis. Love that place

[Anonymous No.13902053]

>>13902024
I am assuming they're referring to usda prime ribeye steak and not a slice of a prime rib roast

[Anonymous No.13902094]

>>13902025
That’s a lame name for a strip club

[Anonymous No.13902143]

>>13901943
In San Jose, Costa Rica I've been a few times to a club called Pantera Rosa. Around 1am on weekends they'll do a lesbian show on stage then pull some young Tico out of the crowd and pull down his pants, put a condom on then blow him for a bit. They put a bunch of candles around the stage before the show and they'll end it by having one girl distract the dude while the other blows a candle out and pours the wax on his balls. Fucking hilarious. This was around 12 years ago so can't vouch for lately. The dj would personally sing Ranchero songs every fifteen minutes or so and was pretty good.

No food available. Beers were around 3 bucks, rum for 4, lady drinks for 8 (which bought you a couple songs to grope your girl), 30 for 15 minutes on a private couch or 100 for 30 minutes in a private room.

[Anonymous No.13902151]

>>13902053
I thought prime rib was a cut of meat

[Anonymous No.13902171]

The only strip club worth going to is Hong Kong's in TJ. Never experienced anything like that before

[Anonymous No.13902193]

>>13902171
I want to go very badly and I’m stationed in San Diego but I’ll get into a lot of trouble if the military finds out I went to TJ.

[Anonymous No.13902232]

>>13902193
You must be a navy boy as a Marine wouldn't give a shit about getting in trouble.

[Anonymous No.13902356]

>>13901749
You should switch to heroin, it's much healthier for you.

[Anonymous No.13902404]

BTW lads once you have been to a bar in the Philippines, nothing in the states even comes close.

[Anonymous No.13902468]

My mommy's favorite strip club serves the best food. The food is more of a reason to go than for the dancers.

[Anonymous No.13902475]

>>13902468
Because your mom cooks or because you don't like to see her dance?

[Anonymous No.13902541]

>>13902475
I'd post one of those drooling wojacks, but i find them distasteful.

[Anonymous No.13902561]

>>13901345
Are brothels closed?

[Anonymous No.13902569]

>>13901435
Condorless?

[Anonymous No.13902578]

>>13902561
Covid is the least bad thing those broads have, if you get my drift. they are open if you look around.

[Anonymous No.13902579]

>>13901509
Gay
Puto

[Anonymous No.13902580]

>>13902475
She cooks just fine and has colossal anime tits, just gets tired seeing your own after a while I imagine.

[Anonymous No.13902595]

>>13901732
I rented a whore for 24 hrs during 5 days. Just 100 USD per 24 hrs.

[Anonymous No.13902605]

>>13901943
You can fuck them cheaply in Mexico.

[Anonymous No.13902628]

>>13901950
Almost 99%

[Anonymous No.13902631]

>>13902595
bottom of the barrel, no comdom required but std's are, dime bag whore is what you want.

[Anonymous No.13902637]

>>13902193
Just do it

[Anonymous No.13902647]

>>13902628
Damn, I need to go to Mexico. I'm just afraid i'll get cartel'd

[Anonymous No.13902737]

>>13901538
you know it pimp

[Anonymous No.13902786]

>>13902631
She was demanding first but then she allowes me cum inside her. She was a nice whore

[Anonymous No.13902829]

>>13902786
did you lock her down?

[Anonymous No.13902956]

>>13901981
Scarlet’s and Cheetah’s

[Anonymous No.13902992]

>>13902956
Good man.
Check out Tootsies next. Tootsie’s Scarlet’s and Cheetah’s is the holy trilogy of North Miami/South Broward strip clubs. It also has the best food wings in all of South Florida.

[Anonymous No.13903418]

>>13902829
Used several times but then moved and we lost contact

[Anonymous No.13903420]

>>13902992
Post food pics

[Anonymous No.13903430]

>>13901345
>eating at strip club lunch buffet
>rating the wings
You are Mark Henry and I claim by 5 bucks.

[Anonymous No.13903452]

>>13901509
Why did you go to a strip club then faggot?

[Anonymous No.13903479]

>>13903452
That anon is puto

[Anonymous No.13903487]

>>13901345
fuck yeah, Legs ‘n Eggs at 3am

[Anonymous No.13903492]

>>13903479
Agreed my leather colored compatriot

[Anonymous No.13903813]

>>13903420
Some from google I have no pics on this phone

[Anonymous No.13903821]

>>13903420

[Anonymous No.13903825]

>>13903420
Fried Lobster tail.

[Anonymous No.13904834]

>>13902171
Pretty good strip club, lots of ladies. If you think Hong Kong Club is an experience you should try going to Pattaya Thailand. You’ll never come back.

[Anonymous No.13904922]

>>13901524
>strip club
>classy
pick one and only one you fucking retarded cumbrain

[Anonymous No.13904926]

>>13901560
nigga wtf i could spend a quarter as much and fuck a tinder thot kys you simp virgin cucklord

[Anonymous No.13904931]

>>13901509
Based only going for the food chad

[Anonymous No.13904935]

>>13901345
>the virgin strip club attendee vs the chad brothel punter

[Anonymous No.13904949]

>>13902094
It's a very popular club here in Portland hell I've never been and still recognize the name now that's branding!

[Anonymous No.13905126]

>>13901345
Strip club food here in Jersey is shit, and I don't go to them much anyway aside from just to chill with the boys, but it's straight up amazing in Atlanta. Those lemon pepper wings are no joke.

I also think the reason I have jungle fever now is because of the strippers there, but that's not /ck/ related, just me being a coomer

[Anonymous No.13905203]

Honestly I cant stand strip clubs it's like porn in person and thus you cant just close and walk away from the sleaze. Maybe I'm too empathetic and been poor and desperate so I emphasize with these girls and feel bad. I've never done anything that bad but I've put up with some bullshit because i needed the paycheck and I just feel bad.

[Anonymous No.13905252]

>>13901345
Never been to a strip club that served food, but this reminds me of a guy I was bunking with while spending the weekend in jail for a DWI. He spent the past 15 years in and out of prison and told me about the time spent in Georgia.

When you're released you're given a white shirt, khakis, and knock-off converse shoes. One area you could be dropped off at via bus was near a strip club that had a special for now ex-inmates. It's easy to tell who just got out, so they got a free meal of wings along with a free lap dance from whichever girl they choose. Joked it was the first fun thing some of them looked forward to.

[Anonymous No.13905267]

>>13904926
You alright there buddy?

[Anonymous No.13905502]

>>13902647
Its fine. Just dont go to Tamaulipas or Guanajuato. I can help you. Any doubts?

[Anonymous No.13905503]

>>13904834
Mexico is more than Tijuana. Good cheap tables dances (brothels) in Poza Rica.

[Anonymous No.13905512]

>>13905252
Amazing. Those people are saviors. Free meal. Need to be also free sex.

[Anonymous No.13905563]

I lost my virginity at a full nude strip club. They had food there but it was only for the girls. I was 24.

[Anonymous No.13905573]

>>13905512
That's how future inmates are born

[Anonymous No.13905622]

>>13905563
Tell more

[Anonymous No.13905662]

>>13905622
Her name was Lauren, dont know her real name, she was a hot white chick who drove a motorcycle. I was getting a dance in the private room and she said for $200 she would fuck me so I nervously said ok.

Well 5 years later I lost my virginity for real by bringing this chick back to my place with a friend of mine, and I fucked both of them. Then the next morning my roommate made gross spinach protein shakes.

[Anonymous No.13905663]

>>13905573
delet

[Anonymous No.13905666]

>>13905663
Haw

[Anonymous No.13905679]

>>13901345
never been to a strip club. can I just go there and chill, have a few drinks and enjoy the scenery? or is there the expectation that you'll be tossing bills?

[Anonymous No.13905770]

>>13905662
You needed a real breakfast. Cool story, pal. Enjoy life.

[Anonymous No.13905779]

>>13905679
Yes you can

[Anonymous No.13905846]

>>13901435
>Most of them will let you motor boat/finger/grab their ass.

Americans think that's abnormal? Any strip club here is full nudity full contact

[Anonymous No.13905886]

>>13905770
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.13905896]

>>13902025
A-crop can confirm. Tittys and a steak since i was 21. Never forget the first time i went. Would recommend to any one visting Porkland

[Anonymous No.13905902]

>>13902094
You can try the faggott vegan stripclub next door seems more your style.

[Anonymous No.13905909]

>>13905846
USA is weird. A strip club is for touching and grabbing and kissing amd fucking. They need more.

[Anonymous No.13905949]

>>13901345
One time I was in this stripclub in Cyprus alone and drunk out of my mind. The place was full of Russian whores, so I pretended to be from Kazachstan and muttered random shit in Russian. Asked one of them how much for a handjob, she said 200, asked the next one, she said 100. A dude in a tracksuit comes to me and asks me what's my deal, I say I want to bust a nut. The whore takes me to the back room and does the deed.

Good times.

[Anonymous No.13906081]

>>13905949
Any pic?

[Anonymous No.13906224]

>>13905949
you paid 100 euro for that?

[Anonymous No.13906258]

>>13906224
Yeh, no regrets tho, it was an interesting experience.

>>13906081
nyet

[Anonymous No.13906268]

Anyone else here think strip clubs are just the gnarliest fucking shit? don't care if its a full ribeye for 10, would never be caught dead in one

I also find prostitution disgusting and men who pay for sex failures

[Anonymous No.13906295]

>>13906268
they're awesome and shitty in equal measure. going once was worth it for me just to find out that fake tits are great to look at but feel terrible.

[Anonymous No.13906372]

>>13906268
Loser gay

[Anonymous No.13906375]

>>13906295
Get the softests tits of pregnant chicks with milk in Mexico.

[bump No.13906381]

>>13906372
haha you paid for sex

[Anonymous No.13906457]

>>13906381
Everybody pays
There are no free things, Steve

[Anonymous No.13906778]

>>13901345
>eating
>at a strip club
>around lunchtime

I can already tell you're also
>morbidly obese
>italian
>40 years old
>unmarried

[Anonymous No.13906792]

>>13901943
>Luna Bella

[Anonymous No.13906824]

>>13902647
Are you in the cartel? Otherwise, no worries.

[Anonymous No.13906833]

>>13906268
Everyone pays for sex, nigger.

[Anonymous No.13906855]

>>13902151
prime rib (better known as standing rib roast) is a dish using the whole rib section primal (major meat cut of a cow)
USDA prime is the highest grade of beef in the US
Ribeye is a steak cut of a rib section before new york/strip cuts
I used to work as a meat clerk, And when I was new did not know the difference, placed an order for a customer and lost us 200$ in meat haha
did not get fired

[Anonymous No.13906899]

>>13906792
In Mexico you can finger/fuck/kiss in your chair/table or a small cabin. Sometimes a motel is located next door and is managed by the same owners.

[Anonymous No.13906913]

>>13901345
>eating the food from strip clubs
Nope.

[Anonymous No.13906918]

>>13906258
ok what I'd meant was 100 euro for a handjob?

[Anonymous No.13906926]

>>13906918
yessir

[Anonymous No.13907011]

...Do you think the strip clubs are hurting during all of this, or are the food ones doing take-out?

[Anonymous No.13907016]

>>13901412
sad places to men who've been loved.

[Anonymous No.13907018]

>>13907011
Maybe takeout some of the strippers also.

[Anonymous No.13907023]

>>13907016
if love were easy to get there wouldn't be strip clubs

[Anonymous No.13907030]

>>13906926
Did you creamed her hand with a huge and aromatic cum? Did she kissed you and helped to cum.faster by talking dirty? Why not condorless sex?

[Anonymous No.13907049]

>>13907011
Bad economynfor all
Help by paying sex services

[Anonymous No.13907102]

>>13901345
I have never had bad food. I stay away from the whatever lunch special cream sause fish special, instead I stick to pizza and burgers, fries and wings. Always great.... I am usually drinking though.

>>13901412
I have never once gotten a boner at a strip club.... wtf is it about getting hard for some dudes? Isn't the point to go and hang with buds, drink, eat and occasionally get a lap dance just for the feeling of dominance of another human dancing for your money?

This is now just a strip club opinion thread.
>>13901427
>not just having a gf to fuck at home after
>>13901459
lel
>>13901814
this depends. I have been in a few dives and a few really actually pretty nice places. I hope they stick around.
>>13901970
holy shit that's overpriced
>>13906778
We actually had a strip club close to my highschool and so those of us who were 18 (Canada) could go to the rippers for lunch and be back for math

[Anonymous No.13907351]

>>13907102
You need your boner

[Anonymous No.13907408]

>>13901970
Rachel's is overpriced trash that people go to so they can brag about how much money they spend or take business clients out to and write of as a company expense.
If you went to the one in West Palm you were within 15 minutes of half a dozen other places that don't suck. Hell, one night at Cheetah's my brother jammed his finger up one of the stage girls cooter. She spun around and instead of slapping him she started sucking on it. Everyone who saw it started cracking up.

[Anonymous No.13907535]

>>13907030

>Why not condorless sex?

Does your sex usually involve a condor?

[Anonymous No.13907624]

Mary's club in Portland has a Mexican restaurant attached to it but unfortunately the food is garbage. Acrop actually has good food and the girls are hot

[Anonymous No.13907634]

>>13907102
That sounds even more pathetic than I ever thought strip club attendance to be.

[Anonymous No.13907728]

>>13907624
Post food
Post girls

[Anonymous No.13908337]

>>13907408
Cheetahs is a hoe house
I love it