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Can we have a ylyl webm thread instead of a home cooking show?
>>13899116Every webm thread is just the same shit reposted. Keep it in one thread unless you have something original to post.
>>13899116you never flip the fish if it's open because it only needs to cook on one side, and if you do only with the clamped grill.
>>13899116Fuck up thread? Fuck up thread.
>>13900522thats what you get for buying an oval dutch oven
>>13899116The cooked side of that fish looks delicious damn
>>13900524No that's just babish being an incompetent retard as usual.
>>13900524More like that's what you guy for pouring through a fucking handle.
>>13900543people who only like fake syrup and dislike real maple syrup upset me highly.
>>13900504Ayyo dis nigga eating bugs
>>13900621>>13900614these are just depressing
>>13900457wow i've just recently started making egg sandwiches like this, but it a pan, and i just mean a simple eggs and cheese, without 10 different sauces hahabut making a egg pouch of the cheese and folding it like that is next leveland i cook it in a good amount of butter so i don't have to bother buttering the toast
>>13900513I looked this up. Literally against the law, it's protected. And why not start at the head? Why kill it like this
this is almost exactly identical to the last webm threadwe should wait a while for some new content to be generated / manifestbut in the meantime, can someone please post the "He posted it again!" pasta in response to this >>13900353
>>13900681nobody spoonfeed this faggotlearn to use archives you son of a pig
>>13900614Has potential, poor execution
>>13900670Brad also did it on BA. But without all the sauces.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC1gX08CM9M
>>13899116So /jack/ thread
>>13900706I want to see jack attempt haute cuisine.
>>13900621Fuck me. People who eat eggs like this. Jesus Christ.
>>13900679because the chinese are barabaric pieces of uncaring filth, they are literally unable to care about animals
>>13900757This. Gooks are fucking baseline degeneracy that should be wiped from humanity permanently.
>>13900582Unironically my girlfriend. It pisses me off, too.
>>13900785I chock it up to poor parenting, it was likely all they had growing up and now real syrup just doesn't taste right to them.
>>13900803who...who is this?
>>13900621Based and Pasipilled
>>13900819>>13900820Sorry, here's the one she posts onhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw
>>13900582Tf is fake suryp?
>>13900727Here you go
>>13900832corn syrup with maple flavorings and colorings is NOT real maple syrup.
>>13900713God I hope the Wuhan Virus kills them all.
>>13900899And this is funny how, exactly?
>>1390083299% of american "syrups" its all just corn syrup, coloring and flavouring.
>>13900949you've never been in a crab webm thread on here?How new are you?
>>13899116Jesus christ...fucking throw the entire man into the trash.
>>13900835What the fuckDid he try and fail to soft-boil an egg instead of poaching itHow is this guy still alive
>>13900470Not to this ridiculous degree but I've had 'walking tacos' at fairs that are just tacos but the tortilla is replaced with a bag of crashed up doritos.
>>13900513Supposedly the Chinese have a long-standing old-wives-tale that suffering makes meat taste betterEven if you're a complete psychopath, the opposite is true. Pain causes the muscles to tense.
>>13900957I mostly hang out on /fit/ and /k/. And while both boards have their fair share of faggots, cretins, and retards, this is a new low.
>>13900899>>13900949>>13900957>>13901002The crab that escapes turns off the burner.
>>13901002well if you dislike that, never go in a crab thread, just webm's of factory lines where crabs get cut up and have their innards removed with a high degree of automated precision and velocity.
>>13900974this is unironically based
>>13900877>The only time Jack wasn't the reason for a fuckup
>>13899676ill be sure to let him know
>>13901044This remains the most baffling thing I've ever seen. It's clearly supposed to be a desert, but it's filled with unwhipped unsweetened cream cheese and shitloads of cheese and celery? The fuck?
>>13901066>thick white strands of unrendered fatI know they say to cook buffalo rare but that's blue
>>13900803ah fuck. every time
>>13901082Got me gud
>>13901119>American Cheese>hot saucefucking disgusting
>>13901082Link to the full video?
>>13900835is that horrid shit supposed to be a croque monsieur?
>>13900455Lmao, their faces
>>13900621ALL THE EGGS!
>>13901167I think it's supposed to be a fucked up fast version of eggs benedict>>13901145That would literally make me vomit.
>>13900800>God of CookeryNever thought I'd meet a fellow man of culture here.
Does anyone dare post: THE FORBIDDEN WEBM?
>>13900974How does any air get into the pit?Fires require oxygen
>>13900978How do you eat it?
>>13901026All of this is just such awful cancer, it's funny in a sad way
>>13901186As someone who unironically buys that exact cheese, i have never had this problem, cutting through the plastic is easy for anyone with over 85 IQ. Above 100 and usually they're cutting it straight too.
>>13901128What would you use instead of American
>>13901287He's not using a very good knife for the task of slicing a solid hunk of cheese straight down like a neanderthal.
>>13900466this shit looks abysmal but tastes great when you're feeling depressed
>>13901040oh dear that is adorable
>>13900765Tough words gweilo, what are you actually going to do about it?
>>13900966>>13901167Just the way jack like his egg
>>13900461Where's the nasi lemak tho
>>13901021>The only time Jack wasn't the reason for a fuckupWrong, thats red cooper chef, the instructions clearly say "do not latch while cook" in bright red. Jack being proud of never read any instruction latch it anyway and called the product dangerous and defective he was sued by the company who make the cooper chef and was forced to make another video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGleZj-w59Y
>>13900800absolument basé mr chow
>>13901352Lose the guac, add a decent stock and this could be tasty.
>>13901026chinks would actually do this on hotels and ruin the appliances for every human who had the misfortune of having the same room afterwards
>>13900513Are they eating an American?
>>13901424based jacky boy historian, hillarious lore as always
>>13900466The Americas were a mistake
>>13900771why the fuck would the japs do this
>>13901310Joe Biden please stop
>>13899116A fish died for this
>>13900974>Falls into it
>>13901002>this is a new lowReddit seems more suitable for ya bud
>>13901119Isn't she Jewish?
>>13901149Worst part is I bet my ass they didn't use that shitty sprayer to make the sandwich or the pancakes
>>13901310This is just sad, really.
>>13901639this is giving me intestinal distress
>>13900593why did this give me a boner
>>13900845It doesn't claim to be maple suryp tho? Syrup is just a blanket term for a solution of sugar and water is it not?>Dark syrup>Light syrup>Malt syrup>Simple syrup>Maple syrup
>>13901727They can't call it maple because it has no actual maple syrup in it, that doesn't mean that isn't what they're trying to copy.>In a recent consumer survey, the Washington Post found that while 27 percent of the Americans polled liked real maple syrup, nearly 70 percent preferred artificial versions (25 percent chose Aunt Jemima, 24 percent picked Mrs Butterworth’s, and 14 percent preferred Log Cabin)
>>13901713At least it's not tile patterns
>>13901257Before the lid? The mouth is big enough for some circulationAfter the lid? It's and oven not a grill
>>13901458I dont see any guacamole in there?
>>13901040Thanks for reminding me I still have a working ticker
>>13900771>boiled eggsthey had me until then, overall this would just be better if it didn't have the extra dough on it.
>>13901736Well i can see how the packagin might be misleading especially in a region where maple syrup is prevalent but a single glance tells you its not maple suryp but dark suryp.Imo calling dark syrup "fake maple syryp" is like calling orange juice fake apple juice. They're just two different things entirely.
>>13901776it's got artifical maple flavorings, i mean, what the fuck else is it?"Dark syrup" doesn't imply a maple taste, but that's what you get in aunt jemima's.
>>13901291swiss, gouda, smoked chedder.
>>13901810Well if it's got artificial flavourings then i get your point
>>13901257>Americans thinking fire equals heatnigga this ain't minecraft
>>13901813None of these melt like American does. Get over your Reddit-tier fear of American cheese
>>13901910gouda melts pretty good, I don't hate american cheese I just like those other cheeses more.
>>13901582/co/ here, Harley is indeed jewish. It's rarely mentioned though.
>>13901616So other men can have sex with you obviously.
>>13901956>gouda melts pretty goodNot in the same way as American. Grilled cheese is as much about mouthfeel and contrasting textures as it is about flavor. Though you can emulsify Gouda and make good melting slices with a few grams of emulsifying salt. It's great for burgers.
>>13900466why are food(?) like this never served in adequate containers or plates large enough to hold it all without it going to spill?
>>13901986probably cheaper to buy the normal sized containers than slightly larger ones.
>>13901379this gave me flashbacks from accidentally witnessing prolapse porn
>>13900713For some reason the knowledge that most Indians don't use cutlery is more disgusting than them shitting in the street
>>13902018>Steak Americano>prepared by a literal goblin>also that filenamefucking pottery
>>13902034wait until you hear they also don't believe in toilet paper and use their bare hands to wipe their asses
>>13901978>>13901956>>13901910>none of those melt like american doesbecause they're actual cheese and not "cheese-like dairy product"You can still get fantastic coverage with cheddar or swiss or gouda and it actually adds a flavor and texture that's not like yellow cement
>>13901390Jesus christ you can see the white around the yolk isn't even set what a fucking animal
>>13900800Is this where they stole the idea for Avatar the Last Airbender from lmaoThose fucking hacks
>>13902051>le fake cheese>le yellow cementReddit-tier
>>13900826>nooooooo you can't have a board culture you have to entertain me with new novelties
>>13900949Life is empty and meaningless. We spend it isolating that understanding from our thoughts. When we are reminded of the absolute absurdity of existence, the inevitability of death, we can only laugh at the incongruity with our sense of place in the world. This is the essence of most humor. Arguably all humor, but I will not make that argument.
>>13902067American cheese is fucking gross, man. Yeah, I get it, it "melts into every crevice," but it tastes like a fucking trash can and feels grimy after a single bite.People who enjoy large amounts of American cheese or nacho cheese disgust me
>>13902081>American cheese is fucking gross, man. Yeah, I get it, it "melts into every crevice," but it tastes like a fucking trash can and feels grimy after a single bite.It's just milder cheddar/colby. You're Redditposting.
>>13902096why would someone without tastebuds browse a food and cooking board?
>>13902109Enjoy your Dunning-Kruger. Hopefully you grow out of this.
>>13902116>Use big words>Instant expert on the matterreddit
>>13900771What the fuck. That uses like 20 eggs and looks like shit.
>>13902096No. What you are describing may be a type of cheese made in America, but it is not what is meant by the term American cheese.
>>13900457The 6" mudding knife is a nice touch
>>13901260Fork or spoon
>>13902196>Modern American cheese is a type of processed cheese made from cheddar, colby, or similar cheeses.First sentence on Wikipedia.
>>13901379Jessie Slaughter Fleshlight
>>13900739>corn dogs>use flour for the "batter"Kay is based.
>>13900585Alpha chad food right here.
>>13900593At music festivals on the camping ground people used to put ravioli cans on their grills to explode them. you could hear the bang all over
>>13900585Which pandemic will eating this cause?
>>13900974what meat is that?
>>13901002>Thinking /fit/ is above /ck/ in terms of post quality
when jack dies will he go to heaven?
>>13901350they call me the ching chong slayer
>>13900513I fucking hate niggers and chinks that do shit like this.Fucking disgusting. Thats a whale shark, an endangered species, just a single whale shark is worth more than every single nigger and chink on this earth combined. Fuck those fucking animals.
>>13901424>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGleZj-w59YThis thing seems to be made for literal idiots seeing as he made something edible looking for once
>>13901578jack and oil
>>13901002>a fucking crustacean thinks he can tell me what to laugh atI will come at you with the kitchen shears you bug
>>13902308He goes straight to hell and his punishment will be learning to cook under deceased pro chefs until he learns to not be a retard. Then he can reincarnate and try again
>>13900513Chinks are insects.
>>13901576Fucking thots and their ahegao faces
>>13902372i hope they kill every whale shark just to piss you off racist
The filenames make it even better, I'm cracking up over here.
>>13900771I wish someone would nuke the fucking Tasty HQ
>>13901474I've done it with ramen before, when in a hotel with no microwave.just put a ramen brick into the pot, and fill the back up with water like normal.it cooks it really slowly and the noodles get super plump and fat.then you just put the seasoning in your bowl and pour it the noodles in.
>>13901080it looks like it's still cold on the inside
>>13902642Fuck you you piece of small dicked garbage chink
>>13902777you sound like a pussy getting mad over a fish.
just want to say that I've been lurking ck forever, rarely post thobut I want to thank you guys making webm, especially jack webms, because I cant be bothered to go look at his youtube channel, even tho I always like watching them, I watched them so many times actually I just know each one that is posted from the thumbnailthat said, make more pls
>>13901061Good Lord. Is there more?
>>13901986Seems like it's by design. It makes the dish look fuller. So much food that it's overflowing. It's over the top decadence. Same way classy foods use minimal portions. Makes it seem subtle and elegant. Basically, it's stylized plating.
>>13902109Have you never been to /ck/ before? I think you should go back where you came from.
>>13900845fuck me so does that mean I have never tried real maple syrup.
>>13901186>>13901287>cutting through the packaging, pushing all the shit thats on the packaging like literal rat shit and dust and bug shit and all sorts of germs, into the cheeseJust take the fucking wrapper off, you subhuman.
>>13902955if you thought aunt jemima's was real, then yea probably.If you like that, the closest approximation in terms of real maple syrup would be something like pic related>Grade A - Dark RobustIt's technically the lowest quality, but it has the most maple flavor, which is overly sweet, but is closer to the sweetness level of the fake syrup you're used to.
>>13902976>>13902955I would recommend staying away from Grade A - Golden color (delicate) because the flavor is much less in your face and many people don't like how subtle it is if they're used to the fake stuff.
>>13900800dubs confirm based
>>13902096Government cheese back when was a mix of cheddar and colbyThese days American Cheese is less than 50% cheese.
>>13900771I want to try it.
>>13901054bite of fail
>>13900657This one >>13900614 is a joke. The guy's a top tier shitposter. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Willett
>>13900800there needs to be more movies like this
>>13900974the stuffed peppers look shite
>>13901634number 14, taco bell piss tacos
>>13902018holy shit she's ugly
>>13900466There’s a Mexican restaurant in my town that does this shit
>>13900522That's literally what it looks like when I shit lol
>>13901310this is what happens after your wife dies lads
>>13901517>>13901546>>13901774>>13902182>>13902690>talking shit about timpanowatch big night and then kill yourselves
>>13900780ngl this shit is pretty gross. i have a fairly strong stomach for different foods, but the slushy noodle soup is honestly something i wouldn't eat again. more power to u if u like it tho
>>13903210God I wish I had a wife
>>13901466didnt that dude jump off a building?
>>13900513>rathian tail farming
>>13900713I thought this was a joke until I went to an indian buffet with a friend of mine. Granted, my friend is filipino, but he still ate like 4 plates of food like this. Kept licking his hands and shit and then going to get more. Was back at the beginning of March, so after Coronavirus had already breached the US.
>>13901350Riddle me this, how many innocent people died at Tiananmen Square on June 4, 1989?
>>13903431How many innocent people died in Iraq in 20xx?
>>13901488>t. never met a Mexican They do that stuff all the time, it's not Americans
>>13903553Holy shit you're retarded
>>13901310Reminds me of that Swans song about being fucked up.
>>13901310>They don't know about Featuremandamn this place really does have a lot of new users
>>13901424Damn where is the original one?
>>13901424>but you'll read that in the warningsWhat a stupid fuck
>>13903349no, he's still alive
>>13901046That is clearly a first timer
>>13901145i would definitely try this
>>13901342anyone have the video of the chinese restaurant with the grill table that fucking explodes into a fireball?
>>13900796was not expecting that lolholy shit
>>13901061I need to feed my gf that recipe.
>>13900353You know what they say, can't get out without breaking a couple eggs
>>13900457thats looks pretty damn good ngl
>>13900614based featuremanan inspiration
>>13902317Is this a joke about how poor russians are? Been waiting years tp find out why people post this webm. Dosent make sense
>>13903577Yeah, and they need to all GO BACK. Fucking hell.
>>13900489So does this trash american food have a name?? What do these thing taske like? Ive always been curious about the cup ramen one.
>>13903586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGzMkaH4VCsHe failed to read the safety instruction twice and call the indian customer service employee to bitch about his own idiocy >>13903651Jack is proud of never reading any instruction as seen in this video where they have to put a card in bold lettres that say "ALL PRE-HEAT FOR 3 MIN" for mouth breather like jack. As excepted jack pre heated nothing and complain about the finished product https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGjPSMcGmlA
>>13900979>I've seen enough hentai...
>>13903493About tree fiddy
>>13900585seahorses are endangered. fucking cunts i swear
>>13900593That took way longer to explode than I expected
>>13900621These are the people who go to Applebees and think it's fine dining. Because they're used to eating literal dogshit at home and the taste of a microwaved meal might as well be from a 5-star hotel.
>>13900800Holy shit is this the dude from shaolin soccer and kung fu hustle? I had no idea he had a cooking movie too, need to watch this shit where is it
>>13900843im not even sure what that is
>>13901040it makes me wonder if the dog steps into the bowl as a way to sacrifice himself or to leave no room for a puppy
>>13901514it pisses me off the way he cuts it, what an asshole
>>13904353With that smug self-possessed look, as though he considers this stupid behavior puts him above the rest of humanity.
>>13901514Very American webm. The complete destruction of aesthetics for a perceived utility.
>>13904364couldn't said it better
>>13903553You realize that Mexico is in America, right?
>>13902096Based. American cheese is my go-to for burgers. Nothing else like it. Redditfags can go back to soiboi mouth gaping about bacon and get the sand out of their vag when it comes to American cheese.
>>13903034>These days American Cheese is less than 50% cheese.No. You're not allowed to call it American Cheese if that's were the case. It would have one of many FDA designated names depending on the composition.
>>13904007That’s Mexico man not America
>>13900582That was me as a kid but then as I got older I discovered the wonders of real maple syrup, I can eat both but real maple syrup is so much better.
>>13900713Don’t forget to shit in the street and wipe your ass with your hand before this.
>>13902973do you realize how much literal shit you breathe in on a daily basis. who cares. you wont be laughing when covid takes you because your immune system isnt used to fighting off shit like jacks
>>13901026Who the fuck owns a coffee maker but doesn't have an oven or a stove top or something Jesus Christ this shit makes me so angry.
>>13900455I feel bad for the guy at the end.
>>13900949I bet you are super fun at parties
>>13904237What did they do wrong? How do you do this the right way? Let the omelette cook through before adding the bread?
>>13904103>>13901424he also caught his grill on fire because he didn't use the product correctly
>>13901776You can’t actually be this dense
>>13901738This one always kills me
>>13904103After watching a few of his videos I honestly wish someone would beat him severely.
>>13901680>filenamemy fucking sides
>>13901605the character is jewish
>>13901257Ever heard of charcoal?
>>13902080got nothing better to do
>>13901082Daily reminder that this cunt comes from a wealthy family and paid to get his TV show produced and aired. He has no culinary skill whatsoever.
>>13904553It's not an omelet for a start.
>>13902212>Quotes wikipedia>Expects to be taken seriouslyYeah, pick one bub.
>>13900353yes but who supplies the egg
>>13901291cheddar jack you nigger
>>13900513This is a whaleshark, they are super cool. It's a shame that these insects do this.