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Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:28:29 2020 No.13894510 [Reply] [Original]

Im going outside for grocery shopping. No protection, I'm risking it.
Wish me luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:04:20 2020 No.13894585 >>13894510 >No protection you'll catch the HIV

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:05:38 2020 No.13894589 >>13894510 PENNY, WHY YOU BUY BEER? GET DRUNK, SHELDOR BASPLONGO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:14:50 2020 No.13894606 >>13894585 It's not like I'm gonna fuck someone...on second thought.. might wanna bring some condoms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:17:21 2020 No.13894611 >>13894510 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:17:36 2020 No.13894612 >>13894510 fascinating

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:20:58 2020 No.13894623 >>13894510 LOL i love it when he says "BAMPLONGO!"

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:21:52 2020 No.13894625

You are absolutely fine. Just wash your hands when you get home and don't be a retard. You can wipe down the boxes with some disinfectant if you really want to be careful. The gloves and stuff are retarded because you just end up being less careful and end up finger fucking everything you buy - you can use a paper towel for doors but really the only door I can see you running into is maybe in the frozen section (which is all garbage food anyways so why bother).

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:22:30 2020 No.13894630 Ok. I'm back, still breathing. Do feel a thingie in my throat and cough a little. Nah. It's nothing.

>>	Ano̴nym͠ou͝s͞ Wed Apr 8 10:29:44 2020 No.13894930 >>13894510 I never wash my hands after going to the grocery store.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:44:59 2020 No.13894979 >>13894606 >It's not like I'm gonna fuck someone Exactly, you are the one that's going to get fucked.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 10:58:07 2020 No.13895012
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>>13894510
Remember to stay away from black people. Statistically they are far more violent and far, far more racist. Just ge careful, they truly hate whites like you.

Make sure you wash your hands too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 11:51:03 2020 No.13895167 >>13894930 as a matter of fact, you probably don't wash them at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:50:46 2020 No.13895538 >>13895012 >black people. Statistically they are far more violent and far, far more racist I'm half black half mexican you evil fuck. Grow up. BLACK PEOPLE LITERALLY CAN'T BE RACIST IT MAKES ZERO SENSE. I hope you get literallu cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:53:48 2020 No.13895545 >>13895538 As we can see, this black poster is here to prove >>13895012 right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:54:24 2020 No.13895548 >>13895538 >BLACK PEOPLE LITERALLY CAN'T BE RACIST IT MAKES ZERO SENSE. Anybody can be racist dummy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:04:15 2020 No.13895586 >>13895548 We have redefined racism to suit our agenda. It doesn't mean "discriminating based on race", it means "white people oppressing brown people. Brown people can't oppress whites, ipso facto brown people can't be racist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:14:24 2020 No.13895631 >>13894510 cute feet

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:17:49 2020 No.13895640 >>13894510 >No protection You gonna get bitched out by Karen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:18:24 2020 No.13895642 I got sick every time I went out so I stopped going out

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:20:27 2020 No.13895651 >>13895640 This is what I worry about more than anything, tbpqhwy. I was paranoid as fuck when I went shopping last week. Thought someone was going to try and corona-shame me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:22:13 2020 No.13895656 >>13895640 This. Got yelled at by some old Karen while in line. Made a point to start sniffling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:24:40 2020 No.13895664 >>13895548 NO ASSHOLE I CAN'T hell with u racist fux

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:38:09 2020 No.13895700 tfw I'm too paranoid to go shopping normally and too lazy to order a week ahead of time for pick up. Not gonna make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:00:15 2020 No.13895797 >>13895656 >>13895640 I'd wear a mask if I can find some.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:12:36 2020 No.13895865 >>13894630 Any "thingie" you feel is psychosomatic. If you caught covid it'll come on in 1 to 14 days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:15:54 2020 No.13895885 >>13894510 So everyone is all about social distancing and staying 6 feet apart and that's great, the problem is everyone then touches the card reader and buttons when paying for everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:22:44 2020 No.13895920 >>13894510 Hope you don’t live in Los Angeles anon. It’s literally illegal to go to stores without gloves and a mask. They can and will deny you entry and some panicked Karen will probably call cops on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:23:20 2020 No.13895923 >>13895920 Good. There's a reason their cases and deaths are so low atm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:47:01 2020 No.13896047 File: 150 KB, 500x504, coronachan5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I did it on Saturday and survived. Not today, Corona Chan!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:38:00 2020 No.13896339 >>13894510 you'll literally be fine...this virus is a massive hoax

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:52:05 2020 No.13898063 OP odds are you're infected. Enjoy dying alone quarantined in an ICU bed.

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