/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13893363]

>be me
>retarded 8 year old
>hungry at 1am and decide to cook for myself
>find Heinz bean cans in the pantry
>puts it in microwave
>microwavenoises.mp3
>10 seconds in
>shit explodes
>I run to my room
>everyone wakes up
MMW (My Microwave When)

[Anonymous No.13893376]

>>13893363
>>retarded 8 year old
You have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.13893415]

>>13893363
i hope you kill yourself in your sleep tonight

[Anonymous No.13893432]

>>13893363
i put a package of oreos in the microwave when i was a kid because i thought it would be better warm, the microwave made weird noises and when it finished the package was gone and the cookiees where laying there
to this day i have no idea where it went

[Anonymous No.13895191]

Around 10, I put a Poptart in the microwave because I was too impatient on waiting on my sister's Poptart in the toaster.

Electric sparks starting going all over the place with Smoke everywhere

[Anonymous No.13895217]

>>13895191
You left it in the foil? Not very bright as a kid, were you?

[Anonymous No.13895269]

>>13893363
My first time using a microwave, I tried cooking a hotdog for 10 minutes and then I went to take a shower.

[Anonymous No.13895402]

Came home one night really drunk from a high school party and was hungry. Had some left over fries in the fridge so I pop them in the microwave and hit the Potato setting (fries are potatoes right?) and went to sit down and blacked out. Woke up to the Fire Alarm going crazy and the kitchen filled with smoke.

[Anonymous No.13896216]

>>13893363
everyone be like
>anon why dont you want kids theyre a joy and a blessing

[Anonymous No.13897559]

>>13893432
well, did you eat the cookies?

[Anonymous No.13897586]

>>13897559
of course i did. why?

[Anonymous No.13897595]

>>13893363
Did you get in trouble?

[Anonymous No.13897787]

>>13893376
fuck me, that image is older than OP

[Anonymous No.13897965]

>>13895217
I have a japanese microwave that is okay with foil