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>> No.13892367

>>13892361

the difference between someone who is in charge of washing the dishes and someone who is not

>> No.13892369
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13892369

>>13892361
Because you're a fucking hack

>> No.13892406

Both of them are fucking retards. I’d strangle the husband to death for being such a soi boi fagoot. And I’d rape and torture the wife for weeks for being a dumb cunt. She’d be begging me to kill her in the end. But I won’t. I’ll skin her and pour salt and vinegar all over her.

>> No.13892409

Yeah, I leave cleaning for the bitches.

>> No.13892413

>>13892406
based

>> No.13892414

>>13892406
Take your meds

>> No.13892416

>>13892406
Holy shit based

>> No.13892427

>>13892414
like you wouldn't love to leave claire upside down on a meat hook to bleed out while masturbating to this masterful display of power you've just created.

>> No.13892441

>>13892406
yikes, reporting this post immediately to the BASED DEPARTMENT

>> No.13892446

>>13892406
>soi
Your tourist visa has expired.

>> No.13892473

>>13892361
I always wash my dishes as I go or immediatedly after I finish. My roommates will literally leave their shit in the sink for weeks.

>> No.13892519

>>13892361
I'm probably closer to the wife in terms of how I cook. cleaning up AND cooking at the same time is hard when you've got a bunch of things on the stove so I just shove everything in the sink.

>> No.13892551

>>13892361
For me it's a bit of both. I only use the dishes I need, but everything has been rotting in the sink for a fortnight so I first have to wash the dishes I need. Then I put them back in the sink and leave them.

>> No.13892575
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13892575

>>13892406

>> No.13892576

>>13892406
still no good, she would probably obtain martyrdom that way

>> No.13892585
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13892585

>>13892406
He's right you know

>> No.13892903

>>13892406
that's the post I'd like to see

>> No.13892916

It's the opposite for me and my gf

>> No.13892932

haha it do be like that

>> No.13892934

>>13892406
Yes officer, this is the post.

>> No.13892954
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13892954

>>13892406
Amen.

>> No.13892986
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13892986

>>13892406
bnased

>> No.13892989

>>13892406
basedola

>> No.13893000

>>13892361
That's like me vs. my roommate.

>> No.13893211

>>13892406
Redpilled as fuck

>> No.13893233

>>13892406
Posting in Reddit thread.

>> No.13893565
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13893565

>>13892361
Look at me! Look at how useless and QUIRKY I am!

>> No.13893667

>>13893565
pretty accurate

>> No.13893692

>>13892406
exactly the reason why I come to /ck/

>> No.13893718

>>13892361
My parents were the complete opposite of this, and I'm pretty sure that's the norm.

>> No.13893826

>>13892406
Absolutely based

>> No.13893926

>>13892361
When I lived with my parents my dad was so anal about dishes I had to do every single one after cooking. I loved cooking things but I always ate my meals cold due to being forced to clean immediately. That or I cleaned as I went and a simple dish took hours. He also hated the smell of food or me eating period I was always at a friends house and weighed 110 pounds at one point. I hate dishes.

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>>13892406

>> No.13893937

>>13892406
Am I an oldfag if I claim to have not felt nauseous after reading this?

>> No.13893943

>>13893937
Nah, shit's pretty tame, really.

>> No.13893965

>>13892427
piss poor larping

>> No.13893974

>>13893965
Woah, he actually simulated that in real life? Evidence?

>> No.13893991

>>13893926
I would have just bought paper plates at that point. I use plastic spoons for this reason.

>> No.13894018
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13894018

>>13892406
holy fucking based

>> No.13894020

Unless I spend as much time prepping as cooking I always end up as #2 because my kitchen is tiny and has no counter space.

>> No.13894030

>>13894020
>prepping at home
LOL. You can chop things up in the palm of your hand if you use a steak knife instead of a chef's knife. Just chop the thing that you're adding to the pan first, and proceed sequentially after you've dumped it in.

>> No.13894049

>>13892406
sounds about right

>> No.13894053

>>13893926

anyone that has ever had cockroaches will clean this way since just a small scrap of food or a single dirty dish can cause an infestation

>> No.13894054

>>13894030
Bruh unless I have everything mise en place I end up with a pile of shit and everything dirty; I have like seven square feet of usable counter space. Whenever I make biscuits or pastry I have to use my dining room table because I literally do not have the space to efficiently knead dough or roll out pastry in my horrible 1930s kitchen.

>> No.13894060

>>13892361
dob geg :DDD

>> No.13894061

>>13894053
>ermagahd bugs are so icky

>> No.13894069

>>13894030
>just cut everything in your hands aspie

excuse me?

>> No.13895539

>>13892406
influential. sobering.

>> No.13895595

>>13892361

Cleaning up as you go is stupid unless you need a particular item cleaned for re-use.

>> No.13895619

>>13895595
this

>> No.13895624

>>13892406
Reported

TO THE BASED DEPARTMENT

>> No.13895635

>>13892406
>hurr me kitchen me MANCAVE
>being fucking slob MANLY
Catch the coof and die already, Jamal.

>> No.13895636

God you are all retards

>> No.13895637

>>13893974
>Evidence
Why is this hard to believe?

>> No.13895775
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13895775

Why is this roastie doing a soyface?

>> No.13895825

>>13892406
WOAH LOOK OUT FOR THIS GUY, HES GOT MENTAL PROBLEMS LMAO

>> No.13896571

>>13892406
Haha you always were a kidder Steve

>> No.13896576
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13896576

>>13892406

>> No.13896583

>>13892406
you just won the interwebz, sir. the next round is on me.

>> No.13896584

>>13896571
Is that a fucking Harvester reference?

>> No.13896594

>>13896584
Meat

>> No.13896635

>>13892406
Include me in the screenshot

>> No.13896807

>>13892406
we did it reddit
we acted all tough on 4chan
fucking kill yourself and the other tourist pussy cunts too

>> No.13896824

>>13892406
BASED DEPARTMENT
BASED DEPARTMENT
WE HAVE A FUCKING EMERGENCY
YES COME AS SOON AS YOU CAN
HURRY

>> No.13896837

>>13893937
more like you are a massive newfag for even entertaining the possibility that this could make someone feel nauseous

>> No.13896875
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>>13893565

>> No.13896916
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>>13892369
I wanna fuck Claire so badly. Any woman who's good with kids just makes my cock throb like crazy. Some deep primal instinct just shouts within me: "THIS IS GOOD MATE, OOGA BOOGA! IMPREGNATE NOW!"

>> No.13896926

>>13893565
this made me smirk but i'm not happy about it

>> No.13896943
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13896943

>>13892361
why are women so stupid, dumb, and also possibly even retarded bros?

>> No.13896953

>>13892406
brave...

>> No.13896955

>>13892406
fucking this

>> No.13896959

>>13894061
Go back to darkest Africa

>> No.13896961

>>13896916
Only severely retarded people are not good with kids. That's most of this board, admittedly, but still. You must get a lot of erections.

>> No.13896974
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13896974

>>13893565
why is she such a nazi incel?

>> No.13896983

>>13896961
>Only severely retarded people are not good with kids
So far from the truth that you have no idea. You'd be surprised how negligent an apparently normal and well-adjusted parent can be when it comes to the care of their children. I do get hard a lot, though. I eat lots of onions and lift, what can I say

>> No.13896994

>>13895636
stay skinned and vinegar'd adrienne, you incel cunt.

>> No.13897003

>>13896974
>she

>> No.13897017

>>13892361
Plan ahead and clean when you finish
It's not that hard

>> No.13897022

>>13893565
oh please, interchangeable non-content is that cunt on reddit that every comic he makes is literally just meme template bait.

>> No.13897028

>>13896974
she isn't, the sad sack of human refuse that edited this is tho

>> No.13897328
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13897328

>>13892406

GRILLED CHEESE

>> No.13897369

>>13892406
Aren't you so badass, being all edgy anonymously

>> No.13897389

go to grocery store with vegan gf
tons of pasta suaves that contain no meat or dairy for $1to$4 and she wants to get the $8pasta sauce labeled vegan. fucking marketers.

i picked up a huge quantity of food for like $40 and she goes for like 8 items for like $40

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13897442

>>13892406
Holy cow now that's edgy.

>> No.13897468

>>13892406
Trying too hard

>> No.13897641

>>13896974
is this accurate? somebody give me the rundown on IQ statistics

>> No.13897744

>>13892361
It's not about being a man or a woman, it's about being childish and allowing your workplace to build up clutter because you're used to someone cleaning for you.
My brain damaged tranny roommate leaves their dishes on the counter for weeks at a time and only cleans up once a month,
in contrast, the butch lesbian in the house across the street keeps everything spotless.

>> No.13897776

>>13897389
shit like that makes my blood boil

>> No.13897802

>>13897744
Lesbians make fucking EXCELLENT roommates. Great division of household chores. You just have to be sure not to be around to be the potential moment-of-weakness straight rebound guy after one of her lesbian flings inevitably implodes.

>> No.13897817

>>13897468
>>13897442
not op but people like you are making this world less fun

>> No.13897844

>>13897641
no, the Hispanic one is pretty low as well

>> No.13897857

>>13896974
damn is this real?????????

>> No.13897875

>>13897744
Nobody ever cleaned for me in my life, and I still leave trash lying everywhere. Allowing clutter does promote creativity, but in my case it's too much.