/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13891819]

Stuck inside?
Have nothing to do all day?
Why not throw something in the slow-cooker and forget about it 'til dinner time?

This is the recipe for you, lazy Anons who still value delicious flavor! Even those who can't cook can make delicious means during this pandemic!

[Anonymous No.13891824]

>>13891819
i hate you so much, but I love you, fuck you

[Anonymous No.13891825]

>>13891824
Love you t-too <4

[Anonymous No.13891830]

>>13891819
Show us your penis

[Anonymous No.13891833]

This shit is worse than tripfagging.

[Anonymous No.13891834]

cook something nerdy for me alice <3

[Anonymous No.13891835]

>>13891833
technically it's avatarfagging, no?

[Anonymous No.13891842]

>>13891830
Don't have one <4


Todays dish is Slow Cooked BBQ Meatballs! They go great as an appetizer or on their own with some potatoes and veggies~ Plus they don't take much time at all to get going, plus you can let them cook all day long til that bbq sauce is more sticky than your keyboard.

[Anonymous No.13891844]

Cute shirt

[Anonymous No.13891849]

>>13891819
stop banning me from your chat, you guys can't handle a joke

[Anonymous No.13891850]

>>13891842
my eating desk is ready

[Anonymous No.13891854]

>>13891849
Tell better jokes.

[Anonymous No.13891857]

>>13891834
W-will do <4

>>13891844
Thanks a lot~

>>13891849
T-tell better jokes!


3. Ingredients:
- 1lb lean ground beef
- 1 large eggs
- 1 tsp mustard
- 1 small onion
- 1/3 c bread crumbs
- 1/4 tsp dried parsely
- 1/4 tsp garlic powder
- salt and pepepr
Sauce:
- 1 c bbq sauce
- 1 tsp paprika
- 2 tbsp Worcestershire

Easy stuff.

[Anonymous No.13891862]

>>13891854
you either laugh or you don't, i mean nothing by it. typical facist communist

[Anonymous No.13891863]

>>13891842
ok gonna follow this one. been wanting to further enhance my balls (pic related)

[Anonymous No.13891867]

>>13891862
>you either laugh or you don't

When no one laughs at your jokes, you either need to work on your material or stop telling jokes. Be funny or don't try to be funny.

[Anonymous No.13891868]

>>13891862
oh you're that retard. Yeah you're super unfunny. Graduate high school then come back.

[Anonymous No.13891869]

>>13891863
what do u think of my balls ;3

[Anonymous No.13891874]

>>13891862
>fascism
>communism
T-these are very different, you know. Conflating them is....p-pretty silly.


Okay, so we are going to chop the onion now! I'm going to use a food processor so I don't start crying uncontrollably! I reccommend you do the same, especially with onions.

[Anonymous No.13891875]

Based Alice

[Anonymous No.13891881]

>>13891862
"Jokes on you! I was only PRETENDING to be retarded" you rn

[Anonymous No.13891892]

Now, in a large bowl, add the ground beef. This is the base of our meatball. You could mix in some ground pork if you wanted to as well.

[Anonymous No.13891895]

>>13891868
I toldyou faggots to be a good coommie and read deleuze, like that's you guys' bible and you haven'teven done your homework. LMAO

[Anonymous No.13891899]

>>13891895
If you're going to be mad online and try to shit talk someone at least learn how to type correctly and coherently, you schizoid retard.

[Anonymous No.13891902]

>>13891895
>I toldyou faggots to be a good coommie

And you wonder why nobody likes you. Sometimes getting banned is just your fault and you need to reflect on that. You aren't entitled to the chat.

[Anonymous No.13891906]

>>13891892
>baking meatballs
>not frying them

[Anonymous No.13891915]

>>13891906
if you s-say so <4


We are going to crack and egg right into the bowl. This will help be the binding agent later.

[Anonymous No.13891920]

>>13891902
you're right, Iwill stop bringingit up.

[Anonymous No.13891926]

>>13891915
i like how it finds a little meat hole in the bottom to hide in

[Anonymous No.13891934]

>>13891926
Right? It's v-very cute <4


Time to add the mustard! Just a little bit will do. You don't want to overpower the dish!

[Anonymous No.13891950]

Remember those onions? The b-bastards who ruined my eye sight?!
Yeah, let's add those to the mix now! Simple stuff!

[Anonymous No.13891955]

And now it's time for the bread crumbs!
Let's throw those in to give a little bit of fluff and flavor to the meatball!
I used "Italian" but you can use plain or garlic and herb, depending on what you have available.

[Anonymous No.13891963]

moar

[Anonymous No.13891966]

>>13891955
What if I only have grape-nuts? would they be too chunky?

[Anonymous No.13891969]

>>13891963
I'm w-working on it <4

Let's add the 1/4tsp of garlic powder to the mixture. You can use a little more if you like that flavor.

[Anonymous No.13891971]

>>13891950
why didnt you just chop them with the knife, you probably lost a lot of good onion juice using that thing

[Anonymous No.13891978]

>>13891971
I d-didn't want to cry, I'm a very sensitive woman...

[Anonymous No.13891985]

>>13891971
>can't cut an onion with a knife
>uses pre-peeled garlic

He's the worst cook on this board, not sure why he insists on showing his awful tranny cooking

[Anonymous No.13891987]

>>13891985
I'm a b-biological female, sorry <4
Would love to see your cooking sometime though~

[Anonymous No.13891990]

>>13891863
That slop is hard to look at, so it's still 10x better than anything Alex makes

[Anonymous No.13891991]

Neck yourself dumb tranny

[Anonymous No.13891992]

>>13891985
>>13891987
tranny or not i would ram my fat dick into their tight asshole

[Anonymous No.13891994]

Okay, salt and pepper time!
Just add a little bit of salt and pepper, you don't want them to be too salty!

No one likes salty balls.

[Anonymous No.13891995]

>>13891830
F-Fine <4

[Anonymous No.13891999]

>>13891830
Forgot p-pic

[Anonymous No.13892006]

>>13891987
I post my OC on here all the time

[Anonymous No.13892013]

>>13892006
this is the most retarded shit I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.13892018]

>>13892006
>>13891999
I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING DISH

[Anonymous No.13892020]

>>13892006
Reaching so far my dude

[Anonymous No.13892027]

Alright, s-so, my next webm is too big, s-so I'll skip it! Woops!

Mix that shit up and form it into a cute little meatballs!
Make sure they are about an inch in diameter.
This will ensure that they cook evenly.
Then bake!

I put mine in the oven because I didn't want to cook them in a bunch of grease and oil, though I recommend doing so if you have the time and patience. They will give the meatballs a better texture. I went with the oven, 425F for 15 minutes, even though the paper says 10-12, I found 15 to be the right number.

[Anonymous No.13892039]

>>13891842
Why did you make a WEBM of a static image

[Anonymous No.13892043]

In the slow cooker, mix together the bbq sauce, paprika and Worcestershire sauce. Mix well!

[Anonymous No.13892047]

>>13892027
i dont care if youre a boy, i'd eat your food and then give you a good buttfuck

[Anonymous No.13892049]

>>13891899
I'm more wellread than youlmao stfu

[Anonymous No.13892056]

>>13892047
I'm not.


Add the meatballs (hopefully ones that you took the time to drain) to the slow cooker, and put on low for 4 hours. Make sure they are completly tossed and covered in the sauce.

[Anonymous No.13892066]

>>13891819
Worst thread on ck right now

[Anonymous No.13892068]

>>13892049
X to doubt.
Dinner is served!

Well, there you go Anonymous.
I hope that you enjoy this meal that I have prepared for you today!

[Anonymous No.13892072]

>>13892056
I like it when you toss meatballs and cover them with sauce, alice.

[Anonymous No.13892075]

>>13892066
Glad t-to hear it <4 Thanks for your constructive criticism~


Well, Anonymous.
That was my thread!
I hope that you come back for more <4

This is Alice3D, signing off.
Goodnight everyone, stay safe, wash your hands, I love you <4

[Anonymous No.13892076]

Death to all trannies

[Anonymous No.13892077]

>>13892068

>dinner is just a bowl of meatballs
>eat these eggs

get out of my house

[Anonymous No.13892078]

>>13892056
>>13892068

well either way i enjoyed the show, where can i follow you

[Anonymous No.13892085]

>>13891819
is YGOTAS better than the regular series and why is the answer yes?

[Anonymous No.13892084]

>>13892068
my body is ready

[Anonymous No.13892087]

>>13892085
Yes.

>>13892084
F-for what?

>>13892078
Follow me?

>>13892077
Mmhm! T-they are real good!

[Anonymous No.13892090]

>>13892068
lol STEM-cel, we've all read your blog your life is empty,you're bored and boring. Anonymous will alway hate you.

[Anonymous No.13892091]

>>13892068
You move your arms like an autismo

[Anonymous No.13892093]

>>13892090
I h-have no clue what you even mean by this.

>>13892091
Thank you f-for the constructive criticism <4

[Anonymous No.13892094]

>>13892087
your meatballs

[Anonymous No.13892095]

>>13892090
What blog
Who is this

[Anonymous No.13892097]

>>13892087
yeah, you got a twitter or something?
>>13892076
dude, there is nothing manlier than humiliating a tranny and make them submit their every fiber to your will, completly effeminating another man into a woman is based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.13892102]

>>13892097
Homo cope

[Anonymous No.13892112]

>>13892068
your best work (that you bothered to post on /ck/) yet.

maybe try something not low-and-slow for a change

[Anonymous No.13892124]

>>13892075
I am not big on meatballs, but I do like bbq. How would you compare Stubbs to Sweet Baby Rays?

[Anonymous No.13892127]

>>13892112
is there more?

[Anonymous No.13892132]

>>13892127
use an archive, anon

>>13892097
https://www.twitch.tv/celtyplays
here watch her(?)

[Anonymous No.13892133]

I see he's being much more careful about how he films himself today

[Anonymous No.13892135]

>>13892127
Nope that’s all he’s capable of

[Anonymous No.13892138]

>>13892093
maybe it's the sertraline that blocks insight into thesource of your disatisfaction, pity.

[Anonymous No.13892147]

>>13892133
He can't hide from the screencaps

[Anonymous No.13892148]

>>13891867
>>13891867
what a fucking asshole

[Anonymous No.13892159]

>>13892148
people want her dead and I'm the asshole?

[Anonymous No.13892161]

>>13892147
Yes, she has a mouth. It's really cute.

Not sure what your problem with it is.

[Anonymous No.13892164]

>>13892159
>people want *him dead

Imagine taking things seriously on this board

[Anonymous No.13892167]

>>13892148
>>13892159
I think he's calling me the asshole. Which I freely admit to being.

I just think poor attempts at humor generally aren't appreciated by anybody. And if you refuse to change your jokes to suit your audience, you're probably bad at jokes. And it's my hot take that if you're bad a jokes, you shouldn't tell them.

[Anonymous No.13892171]

>>13892161
The problem is that it's a man. Look at that chin and those traps. Yikes.

[Anonymous No.13892173]

>>13892147
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13892174]

>>13892171
Looks cute, I don't know what your problem is.

[Anonymous No.13892178]

>>13891863
Hey I have those same plates.

[Anonymous No.13892181]

>>13892171
So what?
If she does actually have a dick who cares? Who gives a fuck? You're not going to have sex with her.

[Anonymous No.13892188]

>>13891830
H-how about this?

[Anonymous No.13892189]

Not a woman

[Anonymous No.13892191]

>>13892171
i mean what's the problem? never fucked a fag before? theyre better than women

[Anonymous No.13892196]

>>13892173
>>13892174
>>13892181
Kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.13892212]

>>13892147
7/10 clavicles

[Anonymous No.13892222]

>>13892188
That picture isn't Alice and neither are you.
>>13892189
This is Alice and she's a very cute woman.

[Anonymous No.13892246]

The only meat balls I want to see Alice, are the ones attached to your penis! Post your COCK!

[Anonymous No.13892314]

>>13891819
Based Alice3D posting on terrible /ck/. Fuck the other anons, I really like your threads!

[Anonymous No.13892407]

>>13891842
Looks good Alice!

[Anonymous No.13892429]

Do the stupid mods simp for this tranny or what? Why do my comments get deleted for telling it to fuck off and die

[Anonymous No.13892434]

>>13892043
Should have used smoked paprika if you're going the BBQ route IMO. Looks bretty good, though. Seems like an easy and tasty dish that I'd make while drunk.

[Anonymous No.13892559]

people are talking about a chat
If it's a cooking chat, get me in that

[Anonymous No.13892562]

>>13892429
based schizo poster

[Anonymous No.13892601]

>>13892181
He's doing it for attention and knows he will get more attention by tantalizing foreveralones. And he succeeds. That may not be a problem for you, but it's a problem for anybody who values what this website represents.

[Anonymous No.13892638]

>>13892601
>it's a problem for anybody who values what this website represents

How can you be so fucking full of yourself?

[Anonymous No.13892643]

>>13892601
These cook along threads are way better than 90% of the garbage on /ck/. Who cares if she has ulterior motives, at least she ACTUALLY POSTS FOOD AND COOKING THREADS ON THE FOOD AND COOKING BOARD, unlike the mouth breathing retards who constantly shill for eCelebs and fast food garbage.

[Anonymous No.13892689]

>>13891819
Let us see your cute butt and peepee allie

[Anonymous No.13892693]

>>13892133
Not particularly <4


>>13892147
I c-can't hide my obviously female face? Okay <4


>>13892138
I d-don't take that <4

>>13892135
She <4


>>13892164
People have held a gun t-to my head before, i always take it seriously <4


>>13892171
Sorry, I'm not~

>>13892173
Right!

[Anonymous No.13892699]

>>13892212
Thank you <4

>>13892246
Don't have one~


>>13892314
Glad to hear it!

>>13892407
Wonderful!

>>13892429
You w-were just off topic, sorry <4

>>13892434
Good tip! I'll b-be sure to do that in the future!

>>13892601
I absolutely d-do not want attention <4 Sorry!

>>13892689
I d-don't have one~

[Anonymous No.13892722]

>>13891819
Who is this guy?

[Anonymous No.13892724]

What was your foot size, again? 44?

[Anonymous No.13892729]

>>13892689
>>13892724
THIS
IS
THE
GODDAMN
COOKING
BOARD

[Anonymous No.13892736]

>>13892699
Well find your dick and post it.

[Anonymous No.13892738]

>>13892722
>>13892736
I'm a b-biological female, sorry <4

[Anonymous No.13892740]

>>13892729
Food and cooking, it qualifies as food if I lick them clean I'm sure there's calories in there

[Anonymous No.13892744]

>>13892738
It is a good thing females have penises.

[Anonymous No.13892765]

>>13892744
Females do not have penises. You are very confused, Anon.

[Anonymous No.13892794]

>>13892699
>I d-don't have one~

Alice doesn't have a butt: Confirmed

[Anonymous No.13893006]

>>13892744
wat

[Anonymous No.13893027]

>>13891819
why do i get so hateful :(

[Anonymous No.13894409]

>>13892601
>this website represents something

[Anonymous No.13894443]

>>13892189
Jesus. What a manlet.

[Anonymous No.13894467]

wait is this taken from somewhere else or am I witnessing actual mental illness?

[Anonymous No.13894486]

>>13891819
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING <4S

[Anonymous No.13894598]

>>13891874
>doesn't cut the heart out
the fuck?

[Anonymous No.13894608]

>>13891906
i fry them first, then i bake them

[Anonymous No.13894824]

>>13894467
this is just someone posting cooking recipes, what's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.13894840]

>>13894486
She stopped using them after someone posted instructions on how to filter posts with them.
Totally not attentionwhoring, though.

[Anonymous No.13894844]

>>13891819
Muerete perra pendeja

[Anonymous No.13894846]

>>13894840
why would that imply she is attention whoring? huh?

[Anonymous No.13895126]

>>13894844
no

[Anonymous No.13895143]

>>13892738
nope. you're a man. we can see those damn shoulders, nigga.

[Anonymous No.13895152]

>>13891874
I love what you're doing but your knife skills hurt my soul.

[Anonymous No.13895155]

>>13895143
if your shoulders are slighter than alices, seek medical help for your hormone issue

[Anonymous No.13895181]

I unironically appreciate OP making fun content on /ck/

The amount of autism >she produced itt hasn't been seen here for some time

[Anonymous No.13895183]

>>13895181
T-thank you <4

[Anonymous No.13895192]

>>13895181
Agreed. No one's been able to make /ck/ this made since Angie.

[Anonymous No.13895300]

>>13895192
get mad /ck/

[Anonymous No.13895307]

Between this and Taco Bell guy I'm not sure any other board can compete.