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>> No.13889523

Wow, that's a really terrible recipe.

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I would

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>> No.13889692

This mitsu toaster is dope and stuff, but 300... Ouch

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>> No.13889807

Charlie Chaplin - The Modern Times colored edition

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This looks more like the work of Chinamen than Coloreds if you ask me.

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>> No.13889834

Have we really had webm for five years already?
I felt like it was still pretty recent.

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>> No.13889847

colored as in " in color" not refering to colored people anon

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Apr 9, 2016 date on upload?

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>> No.13889883

i don't get it what should i see ?

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The wires, electrocuted!

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>> No.13889901

it surprise me how come we've been so efficient at killing crabs

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>> No.13889993

this kills the crab

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Fucking lost it when the pan-tossing started

>> No.13890057

>Splatters the bile

>> No.13890070

The fuck is this? That veg 100% did not cook evenly. You have to layer it, absolutely disgusting.

>> No.13890073

jesus christ favreau

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>> No.13890125

we efficiently kill everything

>> No.13890135

this is how humans will be handled when they come to harvest us

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truly nauseating

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>> No.13890263

why do american recipes use so much salt?

>> No.13890283

We use it as a substitute for cheese.

>> No.13890285

no truer of american recipes than those of anywhere else

>> No.13890300

>fried rice
>made entirely in a microwave
Screw you and your whole family.

>> No.13890315

Because it NOW MELTS!

>> No.13890325

>american recipes use too much sugar
ftfy, and thats why they're disgustingly fat

>> No.13890329

They're fat.

>> No.13890330

What is that product, and will I get that fat if I ingest it?

>> No.13890358

chinamin are fucked in the head

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>> No.13890438

brb, buying kvass

>> No.13890440

man i want bbq now. :(

>> No.13890449

>fried rice, baked potato
>microwaved shit

>> No.13890466

How do they get the eggs out?

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I wouldnt go that far. Its a grug """"recipie"""" with a bit too much stuff in it but is not inedible like some of the stuff that gets posted here

>> No.13890551

>lemon on the fries in the end

>> No.13890552

How the fuck is this guy a thing? People like laughing at this? Schadenfreude? Madness?

>> No.13890559

My intrigue outweighs my disgust.

>> No.13890591

great filename, lmao

>> No.13890606

I wonder why so many plagues originated in China.

>> No.13890625

why does he use only one of his hands so often?
he uses both here

>> No.13890663

Yeah that's 100% bullshit.

>> No.13890701

>broken yolk

>> No.13890717

This is like calling a kipfel a croissant because they have a similar shape

>> No.13890808

Hahaha bro, really bigoted of you. They COOK it, so it is 100% safe to eat dude. Just be cultured. Build a bridge, not a wall!

>> No.13890818

The Chinese have a really big wall though.

>> No.13890826


Fuckin' fengs, man

>> No.13890951

how does this person manage to still spend nearly $5 per meal when it's pasta and frozen vegetables

>> No.13890975

>finger on the trigger the whole time
Damn, I would've been like "bruh this job isn't that important to me, you're gonna accidentally shoot me. Just take the damn money and go"

>> No.13890985
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At least we season our food bong

>> No.13890989

Jack had a stroke like 2 years ago and is unable to move one of his arms now.

All the raw meat finally caught up to him..

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>> No.13891116

they don't, the eggs are consumed where they stand.

>> No.13891146

Two years seems like a long time to recover a limb's function. It took my grandfather six months after he had his second stroke at 72.

>> No.13891181

he won't do his PT

>> No.13891195

is it getting toasted on a nonstick tray?
i'd be willing the spend the cash, but not on non-stick carcinogens

>> No.13891207

I want Jack to make Nutraloaf.

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>> No.13891437

should've cut off the head first, also you need to rise out the blood and bits still, but that is pretty fuckin cool.

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>> No.13891458

>not stirring the sour cream before use

>> No.13891475

>6x more than a standard toaster
>shows a toaster oven

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>> No.13891482

fuck you kojima

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>> No.13891486


'trigger discipline' is a fucking incel meme.

>> No.13891487

why does every picture or video from commieland have like four watermarks

>> No.13891498

mirroring makes it look weird

if you think your reflection doesn't look weird, you definitely look weird to everyone else

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>> No.13891508

the cashier clearly doesn't give a fuck
also the guy short stroked so the gun won't actually fire

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>> No.13891538

you'll see

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>> No.13891542

thats wasabi, a japanese fast food chain you idiot. those are noodles not spaghetti

>> No.13891550

>yfw jack has a way nicer place than you

>> No.13891552

daily reminder that this lanky necromancer cant eat food and can only eat the souls of the living. watch, she bites two bits of that rancid pizza and then spits it out, open your eyes people

>> No.13891556

yep, lost.

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>using long grain

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>> No.13891582

let's just put this filthy fucking basket right onto the top of the food.

>> No.13891591

the face on the blonde is repulsive, damn shame

>> No.13891609

Why the fuck is the little gremlin eating like that?

>> No.13891621

oh i am laffin

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>that pool of fluid still in the pan

>> No.13891641

Can someone tell me how to watch webm files on my iPad?

>> No.13891647

slide is jammed round halfway out would never fire.

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>> No.13891686

im gonna cooooooooooooom

>> No.13891698

is this food or snuff porn

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>> No.13891788

>zero knife skills: the webm

>> No.13891796

lol go back

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It's like something you'd make at 3am when you were blackout drunk

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>> No.13891916

That is not even a joke.

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>> No.13891983

Howcome in all these vids they just dont mix the shit before they put it in the pan? Lets mix it in tin foil! ghey

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>> No.13892029

What'd they steal

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>> No.13892125

What is the point of cutting the lines into the chicken breast

>> No.13892163

Why does he do everything one handed

>> No.13892186
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Cooks quicker, more surface area for Trump seasoning.

>> No.13892211

He had multiple strokes.

>> No.13892218

Although i know this shit would be delicious, it is in no way a fucking cheesesteak.

>> No.13892227

try merlin browser

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>missed the stop to get to this cart and didn't end up going

>> No.13892269

Promised Neverland

>> No.13892292

What's Trump seasoning?

>> No.13892316

I get what they were going for but I can guarantee that tastes like absolute shit and on top of that it's severely undercooked

>> No.13892323

Look at this doood...

>> No.13892329

I think im gonna cum...

>> No.13892335
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Cheese Puffs
>Cheeto In Charge

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>being a nigger on siekay

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>> No.13892506

Apart from the celebration of obesity, what does this have to do with food and cooking?

>> No.13892523

why were you so fast to reply to this webm and not any of other others?

>> No.13892548

Saw it while scrolling page one. I don't even bother browsing webm threads since they're almost always the same trash.

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that's a yikes from me

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That's a, calling BS from me.

>> No.13892655

thank god you naked the file, I'm not clicking it, disgusting chinks

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>> No.13892824

imagine the smell

>> No.13892901

Should have grilled the tortilla at the end but that looks delicious.

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>> No.13892975

This kike is insufferable and his food looks like shit.

>> No.13893007
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>> No.13893010

this place is alright

>> No.13893013

What the fuck is this Zack Snyder bullshit

>> No.13893080

why does that jap cheese have a heartbeat

>> No.13893088

it's Modern Times, dickhead

>> No.13893098
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thanks for bringing joy on a shitty day

>> No.13893101

>sunny side up
useless. a nigger could do a better job

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>> No.13893137

This cant be real.

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>> No.13893194

Brave browser

>> No.13893212

Based big momma

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>> No.13893241

>undercooked peppers

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>> No.13893314
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>eating pasta daily
>made in china
gross, was it necessary to put some disgusting pig?

>> No.13893333
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makes you wonder how many crabs get killed daily and how aren't they exctinct

>> No.13893361

You have to eat all the eggs

>> No.13893366

they're fucking useless animals. i resent their presence. they dont deserve to breathe the same air as me. i detest seeing, hearing, or smelling them. they are not worthy of a level of consciousness. truly peasants. they should be harnessed to till the fields for crops. truly the lowest of the low. i hate crabs.
should have known the crab apologists would be out in full force. crabs do breathe air and are a direct contributor to global warming based on the co2 that they produce. they regularly cut underwater cables because they are so stupid, mistaking them for prey. this has caused a sharp spike in the price of teflon, a material that is used. crabs are fucking retarded and should be erradicated as a species. luckily, steps have been put in place by french guiana, in a 2014 study presented to the UN

>> No.13893369

There's a higher quality webm of that somewhere, there were two of them and they weren't so choppy. Didn't save them myself though

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Pussy racism

>> No.13893386
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the fuck are they eating?

>> No.13893391

A. Crabs aren't one species.
B. Just eat them if you hate them so much. You understand that every delicious crab you eat is another dead crab, right?

>> No.13893440
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Cow Vagina.
Cow stomach with it's contents,probably the fourth one?

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>> No.13893519

This. Eggplant and zucchini especially taste horrible when undercooked. Almost like eating raw potato. And there wasn't really any liquid in there for the veggies to even steam with. Looks like one of those fb recipes retards make using ingredients they've never used before to impress they mane.

>> No.13893548

>carbs and veggies covered with some cheap sawdust
>costing $3-5 in bulk
>no protein in sight
californian hands made this

>> No.13893593

>15 seconds in
im 60% confident he just pissed in it

>> No.13893607

Art was a mistake

>> No.13893609

are't fine, it's the bourgeousie which is the problem

>> No.13893613

fuck these morons

>> No.13893616

guaranteed most of the fags that go there are just rich stoners who get a kick out of feeling like they're in some gaspar noe flick while some french guy throws cheap candy at them

>> No.13893665

>5 years
>less than 600,000 posts.
>when other boards fly

>> No.13893671

All you made was a mess...

>> No.13893672

Very impressive

>> No.13893685

American cuisine at its finest.

>> No.13893695

>Ranch powder in buttermilk
Why. Ranch is just buttermilk+seasonings. Why not just season the buttermilk?

>> No.13893697

How is everyone in India not dead from dysentery?

>> No.13893704

They know to keep a clean hand and a dirty hand. Many Westerners shake other peoples' hands with the same hand they use to wipe their butt with. They slide that hand in their butt, and imagine a slither of tissue paper and a quick wash of their hands makes it acceptable to rub that hand against another person. Now, I ask you, who is truly the disgusting one?

>> No.13893714

it looks much better for some reason

>> No.13893716

both of you for different reasons
poo in loo

>> No.13893719

The one without indoor plumbing.

>> No.13893794

why are you posting ad you stupid fuck kys
fat american nigger

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>> No.13893980

not cooking

>> No.13894048

The fact that the pan isn't on when he puts the salmon in the pan it's extremely irritating.

>> No.13894057

The girl being bullied is very attractive, and seeing her be bullied makes me imagine she's in my league which makes her even more attractive to me.

>> No.13894115

This is fucking hilarious, who would of thought mexicans bake their food (I sure as hell didn't )

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>> No.13894136

art isnt the problem, post-modernism is

>> No.13894151

Making the mother of all omelettes Jack, can't fret over every egg.

>> No.13894162

what the fuck

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>> No.13894173

We don't, especially not the fucking tortillas. That shit goes on the pan or the comal. Whoever made this is retarded as fuck.

>> No.13894176

As someone born and raised in Provence the ratatouille atrocities in this thread almost trigger me on the same level cream in carbonara must trigger italobros.

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>> No.13894180

What is this slop?

>> No.13894189

>Using the virgin chorizo
>Not the Chad longaniza

>> No.13894194
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Cheap WW2 meal.
Shit on a Shingle
10 slices Chipped Beef about 50 g / 2 oz
2 teaspoons Butter
2 teaspoons Flour
1/3 cup Milk skim
Ground Pepper
2 slices Bread

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>> No.13894210

>can't take 10 steps without chugging cola for fuel
do Americans really?

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>> No.13894218

At first I thought it was gonna be another one of those chink bug webms, thank God

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Same energy

>> No.13894270

I remember watching this as a kid https://youtu.be/VfkmdcIDg_8

>> No.13894285

$2000. Doesn't last 2 years. You can literally buy a slave dedicated to making roti for you in UAE for less than this

>> No.13894304

All the 25 minutes is going to do in the oven is make a tough layer on the chili and make the buns soggy, all they had to do was melt the cheese.

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>> No.13894330

That made me truly angry

>> No.13894358

>90% of it is beef

>> No.13894394
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Use Chipped Beef instead.
HORMEL Dried Ground Formed & Sliced Dried Beef 2.5 OZ JAR 95% Fat Free $2.66

>> No.13894463

>can't cut vegetables for shit
>not enough oil
>can't cut those vegetables though
>puts on the thymes too soon
>why are those vegetables cut like that
>plum toma *vomits*
>balsamic vinegar. Yes but no.
>basil. eeeeh no.
I want to kill that person and cut her like she cut those poor onions.

>> No.13894494

at that price its something like $16 a pound, just using ground beef is way cheaper.

>> No.13894524

Holy shit I thought this was going to be part of a kitchen nightmares episode for a second

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>> No.13894605

when your list of ingredients involves mcdonalds hashbrowns im not sure you deserve to cook food

>> No.13894644

pretty sure even normalfags know that she's a complete sociopath from the way she treats her staff.

>> No.13894675

Imagine being American

>> No.13894943

this is in australia. old fart is a wog, big mumma is is mouri

>> No.13894950

My bad.
Imagine being as dumb as I am

>> No.13894966

>isle 11, dog food
right underneath is a bunch of mutts fighting

>> No.13894970


You understand our pain now frogbro. You haven't suffered until you've seen obese American tourists complaining about handmade Italian gelato "because Ben and Jerry is better".

>> No.13894976

question : do you leave the skin on eggplants and courgettes ? My mom used to but her ratatouille was always bitter, but apparently that's what everybody does

What's wrong with plum tomatoes ? Better that than shitty off-season fresh tomatoes desu.

>> No.13894993

>those are noodles not spaghetti
This is the lowest-effort troll I've seen in a while.

>> No.13894999

wtf is this way of serving the thing though ? Couldn't they use something more presentable than some newspaper ?

>> No.13895003

pretty impressive

>> No.13895006

>cutting like a retard makes me "unique" and "creative"
>it's "artsy" and "hip" if I leave the carrot stem on
>serving with tails on
That last one though, there's no reason ever to do that.

>> No.13895034

>10 minutes prawns at
they're gonna be over done
>10 minutes for veg
they're gonna be under done

>> No.13895095


MMMM my favorite reminds me of being a kid

>> No.13895113

At least you're not American. We don't want you.

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>> No.13895202

I wanted to make a nigger joke but I am actually impressed

>> No.13895223

is crab ok?

>> No.13895242

That baby whisk is adorable, I always hated SOS as a kid, my mom and brother love it though, they put theirs on mashed with peas though.

>> No.13895268

That's what they do in the south, either that or on butcher paper

>> No.13895295

It's 'aisle', not 'isle'

>> No.13895366

the stems look good and you're a shitter if you think otherwise

>> No.13895370

skin has nothing to do with eggplant bitterness, you need to degorge the eggplants first to get rid of the bitterness. Your mum probably just overcooked it.

>> No.13895510

>chinese medicine
>snake oil so ingrained in their culture that it's become a everyday thing

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Fuck you, I think crabs are neat.

>> No.13895532

Someone got mad about the knife tap at the beginning once and it's all I can think of anytime this one comes up.

>> No.13895536

>music is played during the experience
Found the music used

>> No.13895565

you can see on the top right corner that one of those is a seahorse

>> No.13895573

poor boomer and his processed garbage

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Reduce the dimension, tasty videos in native size look like shit as webms

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>> No.13895744

>nigger hands

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>> No.13895773
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>> No.13895779

why isn't this more commonplace?

>> No.13895851

comfy pyongtoberfest

>> No.13895862
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I dunno how I feel about Best Korea stealing my heritage for propaganda

>> No.13895946

Who ever ordered this is truly a man of good tastes

>> No.13895962

im not waiting 10 minutes for a fucking tortilla that looks undercooked

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>> No.13896007

I'm not a rabbit so I see no point in putting inedible crap on the plate just because it looks hip and trendy

>> No.13896017

Disappointed in the lack of Aunt Myrna's Party Salad

>> No.13896025

Here is your singular glass of piss water and fried treebark

>> No.13896029
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>> No.13896034

what's the point in chopping all that shit before blending it into a paste?

>> No.13896045

why do so many people handle stuff after touching raw meat? I see it all the time on tv too. if you touch meat you need to wash your hands. just use some fucking tongs or something if you must

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Easier to blend smaller chunks?

>> No.13896065

the numbers are all fucking meaningless

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>> No.13896085

"Thank you". Made sure to save it this time.

>> No.13896101

wagies cost practically nothing

>> No.13896116

microwaving potatoes is fine

>> No.13896129

>Buzzfeed mug
wow colour me surprised

>> No.13896144

This makes me think of how i could make a chili dog tiramisu

>> No.13896149

it took me a minute to realize she was wearing a glove. still impressive though

>> No.13896157

>metal tongs with non-stick pan

>> No.13896239

>tortilla chip immediately explodes
What a great dip.

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>> No.13896361

Man image a factory like this but it process live humans...

>> No.13896396

>"the fda recognizes it as safe..."

>> No.13896434

Man this has given me some baaaaad ideas

>> No.13896508

>knife tap
>closes .webm

>> No.13896565

i might try this one, no hot sausage though

>> No.13896618

Steven Tyler looks amazing here, how old is this clip

>> No.13896646

Why, you some kind of fag? Hot italian sausages are pretty fucking low on the scoville scale, I've had hotter Doritos.

>> No.13896704

is that suppose to be sausage gravy?
its kind of missing Sausage

>> No.13896839

>scrapes out the sour cream bowl using a spoon
>leaves 5% of it left in to get thrown away
fucking wasteful pricks, do they not own a fucking scraper?

>> No.13896852

>little smiley face potato things
I loved that shit

>> No.13896905

no good and kind stranger...
my Wife cannot handle any kind of spicy food anymore so i stick with mild or sweet when using sausage
thanks for asking kindly and not being a condescending prick.

>> No.13897277

Americans must be dealt with.

>> No.13897536

I actually made this tonight. Very simple and easy. Also very tasty.

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