Goodbye Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Dominos

[Anonymous No.13889388]

Vending machines that can make pizzas in 3 minutes. Quality and taste is irrelevant. High end pizzerias will still survive but the cheap shitty pizza places - their days are numbered.

[Anonymous No.13889416]

>>13889388
So it's a machine that cooks frozen pizzas for you? People can already buy frozen pizzas and cook them themselves, how exactly is this going to drive pizza places out of business?

[Anonymous No.13889417]

>>13889388
Good I can't wait :D

[Anonymous No.13889419]

>>13889388
>Quality and taste is irrelevant
How is this Dominos mission statement and yet they're the most successful chain?

[Anonymous No.13889427]

They already have a machine like this at the 711 behind my house and I live in a flyover hick town. They're a bunch of 711 branded frozen pizzas in a freezer, you just pay for it and stick it in for a few minutes and out comes a box of shitty frozen pizza.

[Anonymous No.13889450]

>>13889388
This is not new, but more importantly where the fuck would these go?
Even in Japan where vending machines are literally everywhere, food vending machines are less common and hot food vending machines even less so.
And fuck, shitty chain pizza isn't about being good, it's about being conveniently delivered which is more important now than ever.

[Anonymous No.13889453]

>>13889388
>Goodbye Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Dominos

they were goodbye'd a decade ago by the increasing quality of digiorno and freschetta

i don't understand you guys and the ordering pizzas. shit like freschetta is literally better than any delivery pizza. it's not even close.

[Anonymous No.13889597]

>>13889453
>freschetta

Pretty low on the frozen pizza hierarchy, tbqh senpai. May as well buy totinos while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.13889629]

>>13889450
>mom the pizza robot is at the door can i have a pizza?

[Anonymous No.13889808]

>>13889419
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.13889839]

How about a pizza truck? Like an ice cream truck but serves pizza?

[Anonymous No.13889849]

>>13889839
look up zume pizza, the next big thing that investors wasted hundreds of millions of dollars on

[Anonymous No.13890343]

>>13889419
>we will accomplish our Mission by: 1. Being fanatical about product quality and service consistency
what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.13890420]

>>13889416
No. iirc, it makes the pizza to order. It measure out dough, squirts on the sauce, sprinkles the cheese, adds the topping(s) and bakes that shit. Or, at least, the version I saw (which had a window in it so you can watch the whole process) did.

[Anonymous No.13890432]

>>13889388

Vending machine pizza literally tastes way better than pizzahut. Their pan pizzas used to be amazing 15 years ago but now they are pure cancer.

[Anonymous No.13890434]

>>13889388

I don't agree that cheap pizza places who deliver will disappear but I reckon food courts will start looking a little different soon

[Anonymous No.13890451]

>>13889419
Dominoes has actually become good since they revamped everything years ago. They used to be pure poison a couple of years ago but since then they have changed for the better.

[Anonymous No.13890459]

>>13890420
that's pretty cool

>>13890451
that was like a decade ago now

[Anonymous No.13890485]

>>13890459
>mfw 2010 was a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.13890500]

>>13889453
>overpaying for frozen pizza you have to go pick up from the strore, drive home and then cook yourself.

7.99 for a large 3 topping pizza from dominoes can't be beat.

[Anonymous No.13890502]

>>13889388
I wish hot and cold food vending machines were ubiquitous and everywhere do i could by food late at night as to avoid having to interact with other humans ever again

[Anonymous No.13890515]

>>13890502

I feel you. I hate that steak n shake and McDonald's are my only options at 3am.

[Anonymous No.13891110]

>>13890500
you know what i love about food? when it's 30 minutes old when i eat it instead of 2 minutes old

[Anonymous No.13891202]

>>13889388
In fact pizza delivery companies are hiring in big numbers right now. Furloughed executives will now be delivering pizza.

[Anonymous No.13891213]

>>13890420
Something that sophisticated is going to be expensive enough to build and maintain that you're only going to see it in nicer areas and it won't exist in shitty areas, aka the ones where places like Little Caesar's really thrive

[Anonymous No.13891224]

>>13889453
Digiorno is among the worst frozen pizzas and on the same level of quality as any store brand despite costing twice as much, and Freschetta is only a little bit better, neither can compare to even a cheap chain pizza

But if you like crust with the taste and consistency of wonderbread, sickly sweet sauce, and cheese that's sparsely covering the pizza and doesn't melt properly, more power to you I guess