/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13886292]

What does your ideal breakfast sandwhich look like?

[Anonymous No.13886521]

[Anonymous No.13886691]

>>13886292
sausage egg sandwich..

[Anonymous No.13886703]

>>13886292
Two pieces of bread with a semi conscious gerbil in between, doused in French mustard. The thrill of living gourmet. The squeaking. The terror.

The honest joy of cooking with suicidal depression.

[Necro No.13886711]

>>13886292
Toasted brown onion bagel top
Sausage patty
Pepperjack cheese
Two scrambled eggs seasoned with pepper and salt
Toasted brown onion bagel bottom

[Anonymous No.13886720]

with a cawfee, of course

[Anonymous No.13886741]

>>13886521
Is that a McDonald’s big breakfast? I used to do that as a kid.

[Anonymous No.13886774]

>>13886292
Chicken salad, lettuce, and tomato on a toasted everything bagel

[Anonymous No.13886781]

>>13886292

[Anonymous No.13886785]

>>13886781

[Anonymous No.13886872]

Man, I ain't fucking with no dainty sandwich. Today I had bacon, almonds, fried eggs, grilled shrimp, bbq ribs, brisket, and buttered Hawaiian rolls for breakfast. Get on my level. That's how a BOSS eat.

[Anonymous No.13886882]

>>13886872
>had almonds
>didn't activate them
lol youre a beta bitch

[Anonymous No.13886891]

>>13886781
damn. looks good, anon.
+ for arugula

[Anonymous No.13886913]

>>13886741
It is a McGriddle + Hash Brown

[Anonymous No.13886922]

>>13886781
>>13886785
nice garnish fag, lmao. how many threads you gonna post this stupid shit in?

[Anonymous No.13886938]

Gotta be homemade, nobody in a chain does it like home.

-Start with good quality meal or whole-wheat English muffin (toasted on both sides) or a Croissant (toasted on the interior).
-Fry up 3-4oz patty of fennel/sage sausage until crisp and cooked through
-Fry an egg to desired doneness, season well with salt and pepper
-Add a slice of your preferred cheese
-Serve with fresh fruit and berries (sliced strawberries, apple, banana, some berries, etc.)
-Make a piping cup of tea or coffee

[Anonymous No.13887640]

>>13886741
>>13886913
oof yes, sausuga eggcheese griddles are the best

i can imagine in the taste right now

[Anonymous No.13887667]

>>13886292
This is what every deli egg sandwich on Long Island looks like. 100% correct.

[Anonymous No.13887671]

[Anonymous No.13887682]

>>13886292
Unironically? Best parrt of the whole damn movie...

[Anonymous No.13887719]

>>13886292
>brioche bun
fucking trash.
Nothing better than lightly toasted potato bread with eggs and pan fried slices of SPAM

[Anonymous No.13887732]

The one from eggslut

[Anonymous No.13887742]

>>13887719
>spam
DQ'ed, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.13887811]

>>13886292
Bread on the side

[Anonymous No.13887902]

>>13886292
>croissant, cut open, face-down on grill or in oven
>scrambled eggs/omelette put inside
>salt and pepper eggs
>bacon on top of eggs
>cheddar cheese on top of bacon
Homemade ofc. Pic unrelated, but the closest I could find since I've never photographed my food

[Anonymous No.13887917]

>>13887811
I need drugs

[Anonymous No.13887927]

>>13886922
Two

[Anonymous No.13887974]

>>13887917
But do drugs need you?

[Anonymous No.13887994]

>>13887974
Some do. Human brains developed receptors for the psychoactive compounds in some plants, so we kind of developed a symbiotic relationship with some drugs through co-evolution. The plants need us to enjoy what they offer so that we'll try to make sure they don't go extinct in return.

[Anonymous No.13888011]

>>13887994
Thank you science side of /ck/

[Anonymous No.13888129]

>>13887994
This isn't even close to being true. In pretty much every case the plant already contained the drug for some reason or another before coming into contact with humans. A good number of those cases is that the plants produce the substance as a poison to kill or deter animals that try to eat it

Why do you think a plant would make something it doesn't need to please humans before they have ever come in contact with humans? They answer is they wouldn't. They make something they need and humans found a use for it after the fact. Humans have receptors to make use of drugs we produce ON OUR OWN in times of stress or pain or whatever.

[Anonymous No.13888136]

>>13887682
what move is it from?

[Anonymous No.13888148]

>>13888129
Clearly the guy was just trying to justify his addiction.

[Anonymous No.13888155]

>>13887667
This is basically it. I would add a couple pieces of pork breakfast sausage, thinly sliced tomato, and maybe switch up the cheese. Little bit of hot sauce. I miss breakfast deli sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.13888171]

>>13886292
flaky buttermilk biscuit, maple sausage patty, soft scrambled egg whipped with some heavy cream and a slice of white cheddar.

[Anonymous No.13888230]

>>13888129
you don't have to ascribe significance to it, but if "lifeforms" are judged by population numbers, he could have a point. you could argue the same that "being tasty to humans" has led to millions and millions of cattle into the world

[Anonymous No.13888865]

>>13888129
>tfw you realize Satan put the drugs there

[Anonymous No.13888876]

>>13886292
>one of margot robbie's ass cheeks
>my face
>MSG
>the other of margot robbie's ass cheeks
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.13888883]

>>13886292
an egg mcmuffin.

[Anonymous No.13889133]

>>13886292
>cook three slices of bacon in skillet
>fry egg in the grease
>toast whole wheat bread
>perfection

[Anonymous No.13889142]

>>13886292
There is going to be a race war if African Americans don't stop blindly hating white and Asians because they care for their children and raise them right.

That's why they are so successful. Not racism, sweeties. Black households are poison for black children.

[Anonymous No.13889147]

>>13888865
>thinking satan does anything but watch

[Anonymous No.13889221]

>>13886292
I don't have meat for breakfast. I also don't usually have breakfast. If I were to make a breakfast sandwich, it'd be like this one I made for dinner 2 days ago.

[Anonymous No.13889245]

>>13886292
>One croissant
>Two egg omelette, cooked so it's still slightly runny, folded to fit croissant
>Two slices of bacon
>Lettuce
>Tomato from my garden, sliced thinly.

[Anonymous No.13889249]

>>13889221
pickled jalapenos
Cream cheese (not enough of it)
overcooked scrambled eggs?
tomatoes
cucumbers

It's a good base but it needs some nuance, flavor and lube.

[Anonymous No.13889254]

Bread roll, eggs, remoulade, lettuce and chives.

[Anonymous No.13889379]

>>13889249
There's cream cheese on both slices. It's a shapeless omelette that fell apart, not really scrambled, not at all overcooked. And no jalapenos. It's nice for a light meal such as breakfasts.

[Anonymous No.13889386]

>>13888136
Birds of Prey.

[Anonymous No.13889431]

For me it's a rye, rye and a piece of rye in the middle. I'm a rye guy.

[Anonymous No.13889484]

>>13888136
>>13889386
And one fantabulous emancipation of a Harley Quinn

[Anonymous No.13889498]

>>13889431
Do you cry from your eye when you go to buy rye?

[Anonymous No.13889503]

>>13889431
>>13889498
I hate it when people ryeme like this. It kills me, it really does.

[Anonymous No.13889512]

>>13889503
Does it make you sigh when I meme on rye?

[Anonymous No.13889515]

>>13886292
one of my homemade buns buttered then toasted on a hot flattop cast iron pan, sausage patty, onions and peppers (bell) I have sauted for about 30 minutes, swiss cheese, honey mustard.
had this the last couple days, I need to make more buns now.

[Anonymous No.13889533]

>>13889515
for reference these are the buns I make, on top is toasted sesame.

[Anonymous No.13889541]

>>13886292
for me it's pig in a poke, with a bit of cheddar
but it looks like ass, so not gonna post it

[Anonymous No.13889560]

French toast
Bacon
Cheese
Icing sugar
Maple syrup

[Anonymous No.13890555]

[Anonymous No.13890567]

>>13886292
no pic, but it's scrambled eggs with bacon, tomato, oregano, chive and sunflower seeds.