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who else here drunk?

>> No.13883057

>>13883054
My roommate is passed out in his room, I'm working on it.

>> No.13883063

>>13883057
are you a college student?

>> No.13883067

I love you

>> No.13883068
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13883068

Im 10 fucking days sober and I want to drink right now so fucking bad. even a fucking gay beer would be nice, but I really want some scotch.

>> No.13883077

>>13883068
so drink then my brother!

>> No.13883078

>>13883068
stupid quitting faggot

>> No.13883110

>>13883077
>>13883078
Im not quiting. I declared my personal 1 month prohibition because of some reasons. and I have a superman's will so I won't pull out.

>> No.13883121

>>13883110
lol die

>> No.13883124

>>13883054
>macro lager
>drunk

>> No.13883130
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>>13883068
good on your brother. wish i had the same strength as you

>> No.13883136

>>13883124
>faggot
>gay
checks out

>> No.13883148

>>13883063
I'm 33.

>> No.13883150
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>>13883068

>> No.13883152
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>>13883054

Nice and tipsy right now OP. Watching family guy lol.

>> No.13883171
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>>13883054
I can't get drunk anymore. I never got hangovers then at 24 it was like a goddamned wall. If I have more than a few beers I feel like shit for 3 days and am useless the day after. I guess maybe it's my liver or karma or whatever evening out all the nights I was a handlekiller from 13-23. I honestly don't even know how I'm alive looking back, but I do know I can have 4 fingers of scotch and after that I'm fucked. So I'm now stuck barely catching a buzz forever shit sucks man.

Tonight I drank and had a single northcoast pranqster and a sapporo. wooooooooo

>> No.13883177

>>13883110
I did(not) pull out of ur mum last night m8

>> No.13883190
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>>13883148

>> No.13883194

>>13883152
family guy is hilarious

>> No.13883208

>>13883068
Stay strong, the feeling will pass. Leave this thread and forget us losers

>> No.13883224

>>13883190
don't mind this faggot

>> No.13883225

>>13883194
you would know gay

>> No.13883237

>>13883130
it's easy, just say yourself to don't drink no matter what.
>>13883208
thanks bro. it's about two weeks, and then it suddenly leaves you away. so I guess 4-5 more days. but after a month I'll probably prolong my prohibition.

>> No.13883242

>>13883054
Getting there. Halfway through a litre of Gordons. Having a pretty fun night though, played some games and now listening to music.

>> No.13883245

no, I am only going to starting drinking when I hit my 50s

>> No.13883249

>>13883242
whatcha listening to? for me, its Jay Ferguson

>> No.13883258

>>13883190
Sure, laugh while I save $800 a month to have a roommate in one of the spare bedrooms I have in my home.

And what the fuck else is there to do during quarantine besides get drunk?

>> No.13883279

>>13883258
do you fuck your roommate consistently?

>> No.13883283

i drank at least half a liter of vodka and half a dozen beers in the past 24hrs

>> No.13883294

I have gotten drunk every night for the past month. Just recently I have had non-stop heart palpitations and trouble catching my breath and pain in chest. Any other /alcs/ experience this?

>> No.13883296

>>13883148
based

>> No.13883299

>>13883294
no, you are alone in this, reddit needs you back

>> No.13883301

>>13883279
No, I fuck my girlfriend.

>> No.13883302

>>13883299
? I know it's common when you get wd but this has been happening 24/7 even while drinking. The palpitations alone make it impossible to sleep unless I'm wasted

>> No.13883305

>>13883301
thats not very based anon

>> No.13883313
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13883313

been drinking tequila all day. just ate some pinto beans that i cooked for four hours earlier this evening, feeling good :)

>> No.13883325

>>13883057
>>13883148
That's just depressing

>> No.13883327

>>13883242
if that was 47% Gordon's then you're heluwa drinker

>> No.13883333

>>13883294
stop, but not cut it, just pull out slowly with smaller doses. it's not fucking joke man.

>> No.13883334

>>13883325
kek, 33 y/o BTFO on 4chan by a bunch of zoomies

>> No.13883337

are we allowed to drink during holy week though?

>> No.13883346

>>13883334
Trust me, 90% of you will be here when you're my age.

>> No.13883353

>tfw muslim dad got mad at me for having 2 empty Heineken in my room and said not to bring alcohol in the house

fuck u dad I'm still gonna from time to time

>> No.13883389

>>13883346
sorry for laughing at you anon....living with a roommate really isn't that embarrassing these days, im just drunk and trying to drown the depressive thoughts that the adult world is going to hit me when i graduate college in a month

>> No.13883395

>>13883389
i'm 27 with a roommate
drunk on bourbon and the motherfucker just ate my last cookie

>> No.13883402

>>13883054
I haven't had enough vodka shots to be incoherent and drunk, it's only a Sunday night so it'll happen.

>> No.13883403

>>13883395
what other foods do you have in the apartment? I just made some gumbo a few hours ago...yes im that guy

>> No.13883404

>>13883301
>girl
yeah right

>> No.13883406

>>13883389
Haha dude don't worry. I don't NEED the roommate. He doesn't need to live here. But he gets better rent than most places in the city to live in a nice area, I save money and get someone who can look after my house when I'm gone, and my monthly cost of living comes down to around $400, which all goes into my savings.

He's one of my best buds, and it's good times.

>> No.13883416

>>13883406
what city do you live in if you dont mind me asking? I am a student at Auburn University right now and I want to move out to Cheyenne or Colorado Springs after I graduate

>> No.13883418

>>13883406
Get a bit older and make some money and don't deal with roommates, it's a lot cooler to live on your own, come and go as you please, and bring cute girlfriends in and out as you please. Then you control the keys as well.

>> No.13883425

>>13883333
checked, but I can't. being drunk is literally the only good thing I have in my life. I have gone sober for a few months and was never closer to killing myself.

>> No.13883433

>>13883425
u ever just get piss drunk and beat the absolute shit out of ur loved ones?

>> No.13883434

>>13883425
Nobody wants you to kill yourself, then we wouldn't be able to read your shitposting. :-)

>> No.13883441

>>13883433
That sounds very British, down a couple brews and beat up their wifes, Stellas are called wifebeaters for a reason.

>> No.13883450

>>13883416
I'm in Vegas. Not the best place during quarantine right now, but a great place to live. I might end up going to LA for work though, once this whole thing settles down. I have a big job offer. Thankfully I didn't take them up on their offer to go to NYC late last year.

>>13883418
I make six figures and the cost of living is great here. Why not hang with my buddy that I've lived with for years in previous homes? He's fuckin' great. I still bring girls in and out as I please. I own the house. I get to play with his dog, but don't have to clean up after it. He cleans the house constantly. Not every roommate is eating your shit and ruining the house. I'd be sitting in here completely alone on my ass during quarantine without him.

>> No.13883462

>>13883450
No biggie, i've been making six figures and more in ny since I was about 24 years old, it's nothing to brag about.

>> No.13883476

Go to /r9k/ where you belong

>> No.13883483

>>13883450
ok honestly what is living in vegas like? Reno was fucking awesome when I visited so I assume Vegas would be cool

>> No.13883488

>>13883476
you are beyond pathetic dude, i hope you get banned soon

>> No.13883494

>>13883462
It's nothing to brag about because you live in NY and you're taxed out the ass, along with living in a goddamned shanty compared to what I have. I have no state tax, my mortgage is $800/month for a three bedroom home, and my cost of goods are way cheaper.

Please tell me if you own a three bedroom home in a nice area of New York and your work commute is under 30 minutes. I'd be fascinated to hear what you do.

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>>13883425
find the purpose, set up some goals. most of us went through this shit, bro. I believe in you. the depressions comes exactely from the alcohol, it's proven fact.

>> No.13883511

>>13883494
Not really, I got out of nyc when I was younger, more upstate the taxes are next to nothing.

>> No.13883522

>>13883483
I hate Reno with every fiber of my being - Vegas is pretty different. To me, Reno is dirty and small. There's some cool stuff around it, like Tahoe, but I couldn't handle living there on the daily, and I've even spent time in the equivalent of suburbia in Reno.

Vegas has some really nice areas to live in that rank among the lowest crime rates in the country. You have something to do on any given day - whether it's seeing intense entertainment on the Strip that would be a one night only event in other towns/cities, to Lake Mead for water/fishing, to Mt. Charleston for skiiing.

The bad things are the dating, and if you don't meet the right people, things can seem awfully fake here. Optimally, I'd never leave, if my career wasn't flattening out here.

>> No.13883524

>>13883494
A lot of you people mix up nyc with ny state and they're very, very different. Most folk don't realize that it's a pretty big state, you listen to too much hollywood crap.

>> No.13883528
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>>13883054
Me, every single night, four 8% 24 oz natty daddies a night since october 2019

>> No.13883530

>>13883522
how is the religious scene out there? is it all just pseudo-churches or are there people who take the word of God seriously ?

>> No.13883533

>>13883416
Auburn grad here, war eagle!

>> No.13883534

>>13883522
Laughlin, Nevada is also fun. A friend is a pilot and we flew out there for a day of nickle and dime gambling.

>> No.13883542

>>13883533
war goddamn eagle, what year did you graduate?

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>>13883054
>stop drinking at the beginning of the year
>finally have a job I enjoy
>virus hits
>can't work anymore
>just sit around my house drinking and playing video games all day
I miss my students

>> No.13883544

>>13883533
KAW KAW
KAW KAW!

>> No.13883548

>>13883543
You most likely miss looking up the skirts of cute chicks.

>> No.13883551

>>13883543
what do you teach?

>> No.13883552

>>13883524
I'm not oblivious to NY state's tax laws. Regardless of NYC, you're still in the highest in the country, where mine is practically the lowest.

Cost of living and such has a huge sway, regardless of whether you're upstate or not.

>> No.13883555

>>13883552
It's really not expensive once you're out of the nyc metro area and still making nyc money.

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>>13883054
Reporting for duty, captain

>> No.13883563

>>13883548
You're saying like it's a bad thing kek

>> No.13883564

>>13883530
I'm not a religious guy. I have a pastor friend, and he's awesome, but the main mega-church is Central Christian out here, which I've been to a few times, but only for "dates" or funerals. You'd be surprised at the Mormon population out here, so if you're looking for neighborhoods with mostly godly folk, you can find them. I spent HS living in one.

>> No.13883566

>>13883552
Plus once out of there you don't have to deal with that di blasio, bloomberg, cuomo bullshit.

>> No.13883568

>>13883563
It's a good thing if you can get away with it.

>> No.13883569

>>13883559
Is that peroni or is does the glass just say peroni? if it is peroni, is it better on tap or in a glass bottle?

>> No.13883573

>>13883564
im from the southeast so religion is really important to me, I don't like the direction Christianity has been headed towards the past 10 years though anywhere
>inb4 "christcuck"

>> No.13883574

>>13883555
I don't know what to tell you - making six figures is still a pretty big deal here considering the cheap cost. I could make half of what I make and still afford my house. It's really all I was responding to. I doubt most normal /ck/ folks in a drunk thread are making what we make, own homes, or whatever. My life just is nowhere near any kind of a disaster, like was being implied because I dare to have a roommate at 33.

>> No.13883579

>>13883573
My dad's side of the family is all Southern Baptist, I'm not judging. I'm a godless sinner but it's all good.

>> No.13883584

>>13883054
I'm here with you anon. I'm mpouring another glass of four roses.

>> No.13883586

>>13883563
Always remember that if you get caught, never admit to anything and deny everything.

>> No.13883603

>>13883551
I'm an English second language assistant. So I go to different classes and make sure hispanic kids are getting a bit of extra help, and if they don't need help I just help other students. For the most part I'm in history and science classes. But I also go to english classes a good bit.

>> No.13883606

>>13883584
ok I have heard so many people on 4chan talk about 4 roses....is it actually good? I always ignore it when im in the liquor store

>> No.13883616

>>13883403
ayyy i'm florabama anon
pork shoulder steaks, peanut butter chocolate pretzels, chicken thighs, rice, ground beef, burger buns

I started prepping for the apocalypse a month or so ahead of most normies so we're pretty set

>> No.13883617

>>13883569
It's miller lite but might as well be peroni because peroni is just as much piss water as the next lager. It's all piss water anon

>> No.13883623

>>13883606
I've never seen that before in a liquor store on the east coast USA.

>> No.13883627

Anyone elses mantits get swollen after drinking a lot?

Is this normal? Pls halp

>> No.13883629
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>>13883617
That's not the king of beers
BUDWEISER is the king!
It's best with a slice or two of pizza in the morning.

>> No.13883633

>>13883629
It's piss. It's all piss

>> No.13883635

>>13883627
No and you should seek medical help, you might have the corona.

>> No.13883639

>>13883633
In it goes, out it goes.

>> No.13883643

No but I just snorted 100mg of morphine ayyy
I hoping for the best, morphine never does shit to me compared to other opiates for some reason

>> No.13883652

>>13883616
>13883616
based af, that one dude in my meta thread was a total cunt and ruined the whole thing

coasties will never understand how long it takes to make a great gumbo

>> No.13883654

>>13883643
I'm not an MD but I've spoken with folk addicted to that and apparently smoking some weed can mitigate that addiction.

>> No.13883668

>>13883652
That makes no sense because if you're if from Louisiana the official gumbo site then that's coastal, just gulf coast with the fungus.

>> No.13883672

>>13883652
Don't be a fucking hypocrite.

>> No.13883673

>>13883606
/ck/ always shills the single barrel. It's good, I recommend it. I haven't had the standard slop so I can't say anything about it but I've heard it's noticeably lower quality.

>> No.13883680

>>13883054
got so drunk on yuengling last night I barfed up my chicken nuggets

>> No.13883683

>>13883668
its not the same as being a coastie, coastie generally refers to people on the east or west coast in huge urban areas like LA, SF, NYC, Boston, or D.C....but your point is valid

>> No.13883693

>>13883672
what?

>> No.13883716

>>13883068
lmao you're that Russian dude huh.

>> No.13883734

>>13883716
ivan meets gi joe

>> No.13883739

>>13883683
dc isn't coast, it's a swamp filled with politicians

>> No.13883751
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>>13883739
DRAIN THE SWAMP

>> No.13883981

How do I learn to enjoy things without being drunk. The only time I feel any happiness or enjoyment is when I'm wasted. I listen to music, play video games and feel great. The rest of my life is just procrastinating on 4chan and wanting to kill myself. I couldn't bring myself to play a video game if you paid me.

>> No.13884058

>>13883110
if only you had a superman's will to shut your mouth on this chinese bat soup cooking board

>> No.13884069

>>13883054
Not drunk but buzzed. I'm also out of alcohol which sucks but it's a Sunday night so, it's for the best.

>> No.13884079

>>13883054
cheers hoe

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You don't know what drunk is, you bald balled limp dicked black eyed dog bastard.

>> No.13884171

>>13883148
hola sr based department

>> No.13884197

>>13883301
Ah, so it’s one of those “let’s pretend we both don’t know that we’re both fucking this slag” situations

>> No.13884214

>>13883981
That’s classic depression anon, and it’s only worsened by your alcohol dependency.